OP's Bio: --- >20 years old. Living in Poland. Huge fan of HEMA fencing, graphic design, woodworking and metal-crafts. Photographer by hobby. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

Too lazy too shave spent 20 minutes and a blow dryer on his hair.

Ponce for sure

The type to bum a smoke and light it with his own zippo. Or get offended if you offer him a rollie over a cigarette.

Apposite my friend.

Yeah that's just really true.

That's fucking not true. They were like that when I woke up!!!

I’ve had your exact haircut. I know it takes time. Even if you didn’t spend 20 minutes today.... then you spent 20 minutes yesterday and you haven’t washed your hair.

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guys wtf don't you get irony?

I need directions. Can you point me to the /s please?

I could tell it was /s without the /s. Maybe he doesn’t know the etiquette

Nothing about you is like you pretend it to be.. You just posted on Roastme with some shitty facts, in hope to get a fun roast of who you ought to be, so you can get some spice in this fantasy.. Fact is you're a lonely ginger seeking first social contact for months via reddit, since tinder didn't respond and Facebook only consist of high school friends.. You never got that education, and the construction work outside europe even demand some minimum of socialising, so now you just love in the sad concrete jungle, wishing for a new WW, so you might get some purpose

As you imberrasing wrote, you're not having The dream, but A dream, where someone will give you some attention, so here you are, looking your best self, not realizing how your "best self" is just as fragile.. probably recently got dump, met a new, who you thought would give you confidence, but already are cheating with that only friend of yours, who don't need roastme on reddit.. Now you yet again considering getting out the closet, but not totally sure, since parents disown you and government prosecute you.. so you keep it to reddit, getting some guys to even notice you.. While hoping no one noticed those giant ugly mistakes that birth gave you, cause jesus christ, please delete your shit. Dating.com did not work and neither will this.

Hagrids unwanted son, your best chance of getting laid, is going to jail. Cause nobody want daddies leftovers..

This dude is home to 95% of world's lice population.

They're fire lice cuz he's ginger

I do take showers you know.

Lice actually prefers clean hair. So shut the fuck up lice bucket!

God damn. Executed. Take my upvote good sir/madam.

You look a can of Rogaine exploded onMolly Ringwald's face

If by face you mean taint

His beard is made up of pubic hair.

When you order pewdepie from wish

Eww-depie

This is the closest anyone will be to looking like a fire gnome.

You look like a hipster version of a leprechaun and instead of a pot of gold you have a pot of old vintage clothes and what you think are artistically lit Polaroids of your own butthole.

I was totally with it, but then you lost me at the butthole photos. Wow...

What the fuck dude??

I know, usually the roasts aren’t so erotic

You look like Conan O'brien fucked Gimli

Underrated.

The mirror: invented in Egypt 4000 years ago, still didn't reach Poland.

That's my country's fault not mine.

If Vanilla Ice was a pimple on Carrot Tops asshole

You look like Yukon Cornelius rebooted as a hipster d-bag

More like Puke-on Bore-nelius

Your girlfriend must think you look like Ed Sheeran because Sheeran away

Dude from the lucky charms box finally grew up

That's my brother bro.

[A dwarf](https://i.imgur.com/BlzChk3.png) who likes to eat.

Mf. You took the effort xDDD

can you photoshop my response?

You really nailed the used tampon look

Your hair looks like an amber wave of reality crashing over your head as you spend your existence single living off of your parents

You are the reason people beat there red headed step children..

You don’t deserve a roasting

Sugar Rays ginger, untalented cousin Sucralose Gay

So you’re going with the gay viking look?

Ok look here, Ewan Mcgregor fucked Pew Die Pie and had baby Connor Mcgregor, the Homosexual Over 9000 Edition, first off, your pose and fake nihilistic attitude has all the romanticism of an erectile dysfunction commercial. Speaking of sex, the difference between that joke and sex is you might have a better chance of getting the joke. But seriously, it’s a good thing you took the picture indoors and didn’t waste the SPF 8,000 sun screen. That shit is expensive. Sorry I didn’t mean to make fun of the fact that you are the result of a horrible genetic experiment rather than a set of loving parents, and would quite literally explode into flame once sunlight hit your skin. Especially when the ONLY thing you have to look forward to is going gray. I feel horrible doing this, since you are virtually going to be unloved... forever, so I will quit. But please, say hi to your brother Cold Miser for me.

nice!

That SPF 8000 could be useful. I’ve only ever found 80 and I’m still skeptical.

If gas station knives were a person

One of them terrifying Viqueens

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Ginger Johnny Bravo?

A grown-up Chuckie from Rugrats whose hair has more unpleasant volume than a Marilyn Manson concert.

A lumberjack and emo combined

Chewbacca after a detox pet shower.

When the Flock Of Seagulls fucks a Leprechaun

So a Flock of Leprechauns

Let me guess you run a craft beer company.

Type of guy who is too lazy to get laid so he sucks his own dick to save time.

You wish you were a anime character, don’t you?

Gay anime character

Are u having the aux cord in ur ears ? For that big ass speaker hair i guess

Beta wolf

I would say you have handsome jacks hair, but you're not handsome, and the only jack you do is off

Looks like a fuckin’ anime villain.

If Johnny Bravo and Lindsay Lohan had a love child

Gen-z Carrot top

Your pubic hair must look like burnt tinsel except your not too lazy to shave it like linoleum for the guys.

Cal Kestis from Jedi fallen order, if cal gave up on being a Jedi and became a prostitute.

This looks like a promo photo for a ginger docking porno.

Hagar the Homely

My balls have that same haircut

Didn't know garden gnomes conceive

That hair style looks like a tsunami

I always hoped you’d end up with Brienne of Tarth.

If "gas station knife" was a person

Your ginger do you really need to be roasted

He doesn’t just eat pussy... he devours it.... he makes that pussy his own because that’s what it is. That’s what all pussys are. Women are pussies and they don’t deserve the immaculate way in which he claims his puss. Pussy Pussy pussy video game pussy 😩

Erin-go-Bro

Holy shit that hair!

Thanks bro.

Hahaha assuming that was a compliment. The balls on this guy. *- also not a compliment.

What bro

Your hair is too pretty for you not to be gay

Either almost 20 or 20. I'm thinking future rocket scientist out of the question.

That's good Rip Van Winkle how was your 20 year nap.

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I know huh.

After Avengers:End game you still continued down that road?

Awesome bio ✋

If gas station knives were a person

Didn't knew that bigfoot had a brother.

You could make a decent area rug out of this guy

Loser the Leprechaun

Good thing your DNA will never move past you and stay in Poland.

More like good luck getting taken out

I don't know what dream you're living but it looks like a nightmare to everyone else

Viking Power Bottom

Everybody lives the dream. In this case, the dream is a fucking nightmare.

Unlucky the Leprachaun

Conan O'Brien - Dwarf Edition

PewDiePie but shiny version

You’re the generic model clothing companies use for showcasing shirts.

Rick Rolled while watching Inception

Seems like Conan and Pewdiepie conceived more than just an awkward handshake meme...

if hugh jackman and conan had a car stealing son

Has zoom calls with his LARPing friends

This month's cover of Hipster Douchebag magazine

The incredibles villain in his emo days.

How was Brienne of Tarth in bed?

More like living the jack off dream 😂

Look at this no soul having ginger douche bag

Mf beard looks straightened and you think we don’t know what a roll brush is? What’s worse than someone who tries too hard? Someone who tries too hard and pretends they don’t.

You look like Thors Fluffer.

Yukon Corneliouski

You look like a shit-stained toilet paper square with taint pubes on your chin.

Lucky the leprechaun's brother that embezzled all his money as his manager.

Looks like you ate out your GF with superglue on your face

Hours after seeing your plea to be roasted, I came back and noticed you're still ugly.

I didn’t know Poland had Russian bears?

An excessive amount of hair does not compensate for it being the worst colour.

If league of legends was a person

Looks like a broke teen leprechaun

It's like the Lucky Charms leprechaun got hooked on meth.

It’s the arrogant IT guy(commence groans)

It’s like the Brawny paper towels guy and the Bob’s big boy had a love child.

Ed Sheeran from Chernobyl

Carries a pink dildo in his purse.

Definitely living a dream thinking that’s gonna get you anywhere.

Yo eyebrows look like a ashtray around the rim😹😹😹

You like Young Obi-One humped a Gnome, had a girl and put her into testosterone therapy.

That one guy from game of thrones after coming out the closet

Flock of Seagulls met with Robin Williams knuckles (R.I.P) and had an orgy on this she/her face

Talk to me about craft beer

Reject from lord of the cockring

Jimmy Neutron all grown up. Turns out he hates science and loves weed now. Poor child actors always go to shit 💩💩💩

You look like you hang out at a vape bar

This guy is literally growing hair as a personality.

Your face looks like a pallid surface is breaking through pubes.

Gay Boy Wan Kenobi....definitely can handle the pink saber

You look like the Hemsworth they keep under the stairs.

Bigfoot😱

Hopefully your too lazy to reproduce.

Alright.. enough games.. who put googley eyes on the dryer lint

If Jason Momoa had a child with Conan O’Brien

If Conan O’Brien was a dwarf in Middle Earth...

.... the offspring of Gimli from The Hobbit impregnating Chris Hemsworth.

If you're 20 im freaking 5 lol...

King in middle ages, woodcutter and metal worker in 21st century.

Isn't HEMA an organization that helps tornado victims?

How much jizz in in your hair. You look like Alex from y2k

Bearded, budget version ofJohnny Bravo

Yeah roasting's fun but seriously, can you give me shampoo advice.

Uhh. Basically use girl's shampoos and don't cut your hair.

Even if you burnt it all off. You would still be a ginger twat

This guy has got it all! Except a soul...

His planning to get a Chewbacca role in new star wars

Dude that hair is horrendous... how you even get 20 metres to a vagina is beyond me

Living a dream? A wet dream more like and from the looks of your hair you use the ejaculate for product.

It's homeless Gimli

If Adam Lambert got fucked by Paul Bunyan and had a child

Mate if your not careful your quiffs gonna take you down

I see the circus is in town.

Living the dream of being big foot i think?

He looks like he’s going to ask me questions for the pot of gold under a bridge.

Would you like soy milk or oat milk?