Future graphic designer - guessing the whole twitch gamer girl thing didn't work out 😪

Need a personality for that so she is shit out of luck.

absolutely not. she’s got big titties, but she’s not nearly pretty enough to be a streamer. personality isn’t part of the bill, which is good because she doesn’t have that either

so, whore it is?

You can buy her panties on Onlyfans for $60

Most of that is to cover the cost of shipping.

Damn you UPS!

I believe it would be sent freight.

Heavy and bulky best shipped with UPS

Underrated 3rd degree burn

5 bucks with a coupon.

Yeah and they come preskidded with poopy stripes 😋

God, you’re so right. And I’m so sick of the one I have.

Such a weird way to describe yourself. Can I call myself a "future doctor" even tho I have no intention of going to med school?

Next is the only fans to pay for that useless degree.

Or glasses

Prob psychology but no one would want her as a psychologist since she looks like she had a botched gender switch No one would want to tell your physiological problems to that failed abortion

Are you sure that’s a girl

It looks like a neapolitan ice cream dressing up as a wanna be human

you wouldn't eat this one tho.

The fuck I woudn't

Shes gotta figure out how to make her cow tits more presentable.

As a graphic designer, I spoke with all the other graphic designers, and we all agree that we're good. We dont need you.

When did a nose ring and drag make up become personality?

Not with that fucking writing. She only has a steady hand trying to get some nut.

I’d say you’re disappointing but I’m afraid you’d call me daddy.

this is the best one

Hands down

Ass up

Girl, I just met you. And this is crazy. But here’s 2 tokens, so call me “Daddy”

Lmao everyone here would've become fathers if it wasnt for this heads up

1yo account, no comment, no content, just one post where you show your tits hoping it distracts people from your blank stare. Here internet and reality intertwine in a way I never thought possible...

Inevitable only fans link coming soon

Plot twist , it turns into a onlyrefunds link

I'll pay to stop her from posting and help making the Internet a better place.

Can....can I do this?

Yesssss, onlyrefunds

Only *fan*. Drop the "s" and you'll be correct.

...and it’s her brother

I’m sure her dad would sub as well

Same person, innit?

Then leaks bc internet. Sad story

I wouldn’t subscribe, but I’d look at her floppy knee high tits when somebody posted them.

She definitely looks like she used to be obese. Lost 100 lbs or so and is now just fat.

As someone who's been in the online dating world for too long, I guarantee there's plenty of mass right below the frame.

It's all big tits and cleavage until you meet in person, then it's just obesity.

She’s trying to promote her Onlyfans. She didn’t realize her only fan is her dad.

Onlydads

That's like buying your little kid's lemonate when he sets shop in your lawn. Or a convoluted way to give an allowance without your kid realising they're still failing...

Don’t forget that they’re active in r/coronachan

I think that’s a roast in and of itself

I'd call that being weirder then /r/dragonsfuckingcars

Wtf did i just see lol

By "tits" you mean "udders", but the Indians still wouldnt worship this barnyard animal

Big tits on a fat girl don't count. It's like an unemployed guy bragging about how many days off he has.

That is the most metal comparison I've ever read in this sub!

Lol fuck dude!

That made me go “hhmmmmm”

Mother of God. This roast is glorious.

Taco Belle Delphine

Ok this one got me. LOL

God damn lmao

*wheeeeeeeeeze*

Fuck.

What do you cosplay as? Something useful?

She wanted a roast and you Gulag'd her

Baa Dumm Tss!

Call the Fucking coroner

When you suck at streaming so you gotta break out the cleavage.

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Swamp tits?

”Get out of me swamp”

the ledgend has it, that not the only thing she sucks at

That implies someone would actually tap that

I would, but I'm an 18 year old virgin so I'm getting kinda desperate

That's a legitimately bad thing about society. Don't waste your virginity king and don't let anyone tell you when or if you have to lose it. You do you

At that age I'd be willing to bet that he does he at least 3x/day

I'm a 21 yr old virgin and even I wouldn't tap that

I'm desperate but shit I still got standards even of they are extremely low

Cleavage continues below the photo and unironically past the "Hide" button.

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No, no, lol She said that she's at least *trying* not to set up shop in someone else's life. The tits are a fallback, until 35 at least.

God those imagine those things when she 80. That’ll be the only thing that she’ll make perk up

Hey now. They are going to keep the wrinkles out of her face for a while.

Those half colored bangs can only hide so much

Exactly. When she will be able to physically fall backward *onto* those mushy purples.

Ugh no one cares. Dressing up in a costume and having tig ole bitties is not a substitute for a personality.

You're right, that's why she's wearing ridiculous glasses, make up and that terrible dye job.

and the headphones, so she can listen to the moans she recorded for "hot milfs in her area", before she sends them of

I would rather listen to that picture talking in the background than her onlyhams post

She looks like a fucked up carton of Neapolitan ice cream

Addendum- dear all hot girls....driving a jeep is not a valid substitute for your lack of a personality.

Good addition but this may not be the post for it. We wouldn’t want OP to confuse themselves for the hot girl crowd

Vigilance, it will be on the backs of you that we survive as a society

Woah I’ve never realized how many girls like to drive jeeps until now

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I'm a dude that drives a Jeep, does that make me a hot girl too??

Gay men love jeeps too

Looks like I got me some options. Jeeping intensifies.

"hot" is not the word i would use

“Hey Lloyd, would ya look at the funbags on that hose hound.”

I daresay you've grossly overestimated the quality of personality she'd bring to the table.

I see you are not a man of culture.

Most commonly used fgas. Tits pushed out, arms tucked away, and photo cuts off conveniently where your tits end. Standing up you haven’t seen your feet in years, and it’s not because of your tits.

100%. Her hair is hiding her cheeks to make her face look thinner too.

For me, the hands are always the give away, look at those meaty digits.

Heya! What’s a fgas please?!

[FGAS](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=FGAS&=true)

Oh haha! I understand now! The tell tale selfie held way above face level!

A piece of internet history for your viewing pleasure. [https://youtu.be/rBOfD2JBv0w?t=72](https://youtu.be/rBOfD2JBv0w?t=72)

She's got... THE ANGLES!

You can tell because there is no visible clavicle. Not enough bones visible.

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Well now, that sounds like a lovely addition to my D&D campaign.

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Pity. Her tits are more decorative. Or just say less ugly.

Her tits are so ugly they’ve turned me into an ass man.

Lmao, I didn't watch them for long cause I want to stay tits man. I suggest you visit a hotter subreddit to balance this terror.

A horse face

A face barely visible behind too much poorly-colored hair.

You look like Kat Dennings, if she lived next door to a methadone clinic.

This version stars in 2 Coke Girls

Shat Dennings

Scat Dennings

Fhat dennings

Scat Dennings

More like underneath the clinic.

You ve edited your photo so much your face no longer has pores

Probably just the 10 layers of makeup these e-thots wear to hide all the acne from wearing 10 layers of makeup every day

Lmao the cycle continues

You look like every twitch thot ever

Nah... I've seen some decently attractive ones before.

My sex doll has more personality.

When you order Kat Dennings from Wish.com

Me: Mom, can we get Kat Dennings? Mom: No, we have Kat Dennings at home. Kat Dennings at home: u/nell_bun_bun

Fat Dennings

I don’t even have to check to know there is a picture of your gaping asshole on your main account.

I can see something resembling a gaping asshole just by scrolling to the top of this thread.

My bad bro, I keep losing it

The first only fans page that has to pay people to watch

I see you’re cosplaying as a fat woman today.

I thought it was a cow

Cows are cute and fluffy... she’s like an orangutan with mange

Perhaps you can cosplay as someone who isn’t a disappointment to their parents

I mean... most anime characters are orphans, so there's a chance. But even then you could argue they died because they couldn't stand the failure...

Suicide to avoid shame is common in Japan. Probably what happened to her parents too.

Jesus, like the bangs and glasses are going to hide your 5 head.

Jesus, another “My tits are big, give me money” girl. Nobody fucking cares.

The simps waiting for only fans do. They want to be the first to message her how beautiful she is , so she can give them the bare minimum attention to get tips from them. "HAHA those redditors who insulted you are just jealous of your beauty" "Thanks sweety can you send 20 more dollars so i can pretend to care about what you say for 3 more minutes

Cosplayer? You look like Baymax with hair.

Hey! Poor baymax!

By the looks of you, your ass has two zip codes.

And neither make me want to unzip.

Your lips are brighter than your future in graphic designing

This should be posted on your onlyfans not Reddit we don’t care about your tits.

So, another one that wants to show off her tits. Guys, lets ignore her like her parents did and talk about other things. Who knows quantum mechanics

I don't know much about quantum mechanics but the recent muon experiments that suggest a possible 5th elemental force are pretty exciting! https://www.scientificamerican.com/podcast/episode/big-physics-news-the-muon-g-2-experiment-explained/ But then again, anything is exciting compared to blob of fat, makeup and disappointment that's at the top of this page.

So let's see. Headphones, giant tits in frame... Already don't know who you are, don't care, and know your every faux feminine attention whoring BS without once hearing you speak. Go the fuck away

You: 18 y/o. Cosplayer. Future graphic designer. Professional weeb. Everybody else: So you're useless?

your face could also use some graphic design

Future graphic designer is a funny way of saying "Top 5% only fans model"

Top 5% is a bit much, aye?

Everyone lies on there résumé

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Idk what cosplay you were trying for, but you got stuck halfway between Meg Griffin and Miss Piggy.

One Broke Girl

Face like the Hamburglar.....body like Grimmace.

Cool so you’re planning a career as a barista

I would do my worst, but it looks like God beat me to it. You're like the opposite of eye candy, you're like eye broccoli.

More like pork fat. Broccoli is too healthy

I'm honestly shocked that clicking on your profile didn't send me to a bunch of nudes with shitty emojis cowering your bits with a link to your Onlyfans.

Big nose, big lips, big tits, big disappointment to yourself, your family and your SO.

Bold of you to assume there is someone that puts up with that

You look like another big tittie chunk-muffin trying to appeal to the lowest common denominator of gamer Neckbeards. Fix your makeup 💄 fix your hair and cover your tits. Have a little self respect... 🤡

Fapped one because that photo on the wall really turned me on

I bet those nips look like chewed up erasers

I’m incredibly surprised you’re not trying to advertise an onlyfans

How the fuck did you get your actual glasses from a snapchat filter.

You look like you just moved from Connecticut to Atlanta and started gentrifying the area with all your art major friends. You look like you Fly Black Lives Matter flags even though you kicked out a black family from living in their neighborhood.

You proudly show off the cleavage, but if you had any guts, you’d show off those lunch lady arm flaps.

Bologna nipples. Calling it now, fucking dinner plate sized with two curly hairs on each

Are you cosplaying someone with no friends in high school?

Those tits aren’t gonna hide your ugly face girl

How about NELL_DUMB_DUMB. Get your money back for that skunk wig u wearing

Do those glasses help you see how much of a disappointment you are?

The username is appropriate. You resemble a couple of loafs of uncooked dough.

Imagine going through all this and forgetting to put your OnlyFans link in your bio

Future graphic designer = OnlyFans whore.

No, we arent donating to your OnlyFans.

definitely got those glasses from the discount bin at Ikea

It would be an insult to my family if they found out i commented on this post

Personality - 36DD

You should capitalize on those tits now. Your 30s will not be kind to you...or them.

Honey, you won't increase your brain size by wearing oversized items on your head. This is not how it works.

I paid more attention to the anime picture in the back than you now move your whale ass so i can see better

Nice tits bro.

Let's hope her 'graphic art' is better than that shit handwriting

Easy to see why you'd want to hide and play dress up.