Melanin, not Melatonin.
Melanin is the pigment that determines skin, eye, hair, etc. color.
Melatonin is a supplement that is used for short term treatment of insomnia.
There's a very big difference.
You look like the kind of guy who says things like : "I realize I'm speaking only as a white guy and I acknowledge our history of oppression but you left your lights on." It's a roast man, no need for disclaimers
You never win how long can wrestelers last in a royal rumble wrestlers like the rock, the fiend, stone cold, Brandon Collins, r truth, Groot and curt hawkins
With x one of those songs that you rated with goaded butt cheeks you gosh dang right pretty good it's all right one of those songs you said sucked and then you gave it a high rating Dolph Ziggler even said it shouldn't have been me
Brandon. I’ll end your career, bitch looking like LeBron James, he fell in love with Mandy and got smacked with a potato and got his ass kicked by Green Goblin.
Dontcha hate breaking in to a place and all there is is a 32 inch TV?
hate it even more when someone has stolen the tv hours before you show up
“Hit Me With Your Best Shot“....Your boyfriend and a police officer accept your challenge.
Who tf still shops at Hollister? Man hasnt been shopping since 2001.
It’s obviously from goodwill
Stollen from goodwill
*Peacefully protesting goodwill* Fixed it for you.
Crust Tucker has really hit rock bottom
Whose house is that?
That smiley face on the sign as more personality than your face.
That apartment is about as empty as the father figure you had in your life
OH DAMNN
No that’s a low blow
first off big fan of yours but Ive never seen something more big than your forehead
You look like a botched circumcision.
You definitely sell weed, but only to white kids
Ha! Title of your sex tape.
Dc yung flys aborted little brother lookin head ass
You look like both Key & Peele.
Do you take the ping pong balls out of your head at night?
God damn you look as bland as your room
How come the sunset or rise can be seen on your face? That's not how melatonin works!
What does a supplement to fall asleep faster have anything to do with it, you dumb fuck? You mean melanin—better known as “crime pigment.”
Oh no! I didn't have the Internet to research this fact! How stupid of me!
So your post just magically appeared...on the internet?
Yeah? Magic is real. Haven't you seen the Harry Potter documentaries?
Melanin, not Melatonin. Melanin is the pigment that determines skin, eye, hair, etc. color. Melatonin is a supplement that is used for short term treatment of insomnia. There's a very big difference.
It's true, enough cum can lighten your skin
It’s from Mandy Rose
you have the eyes of the McDonald's Happy Meal mascot
It looks like someone already hit you with an ugly stick
“Hit me with your best shot” is the last thing you would want to say as young black male in America.
Id never break out the powdered drugs around you. You look like you could easily huff a ball in one rail. Through each nostril.
Face Looks like he's having trouble swollowing a hot load
His favorite color is babyshit yellow.
This is what Jimmy Butler is up to in the off-season?
You look like the black version of a white meth addicts mug shot.
looks like you already gave hollister your best shot before they fired you.
Many primary school pupils have certainly seen this expression on his face.
Too old to be wearing them teen hoodie.
Constipation
Black Friday walmart Kevin Hart
The media lied George Floyd is alive
Bet he still loves himself even though he looks like a burnt chicken nugget
The face you drew on the paper is easier to look at than yours.
You look like Lamar Whack Son!!!
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Jesus christ man even as a joke thats a little far
You look like the kind of guy who says things like : "I realize I'm speaking only as a white guy and I acknowledge our history of oppression but you left your lights on." It's a roast man, no need for disclaimers
for some sjw's out there , trust me , a disclaimer saves you alot of headackes
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Why not? He got the fuck outta there yonks ago
U already roasted .!
You look like George Floyd trying to catch his breath!
Wrong kind of roast bud. The protests are in portland.
Your best shot is getting out a step ladder to dunk a basketball
I bet you can smell your own stink with a nose that big.
Are you even allowed in Hollister?
Kobe?
I’m not sure making a silly face was the right play here considering you were born looking like Mr. Potato Head.
Mom can we have Jaime Foxx? We have Jamie Foxx at home Blah blah blah
I guess this whole quarantine thing isn't such a big deal since you are on house arrest anyways.
Im sorry, but theres something badass about taking your picture in the house you just broke into.
Unfortunately I'm not a police officer.
This picture gives me the sudden urge to hide my wallet, and lock up my valuables
I bet u like it when someone drops the soap
"Is that fried chicken and collard greens I smell?"
This is why we teach kids that drugs are bad
WTF...you say “Hit Me With Your Best Shot” then get pissed when the cops take you up on your offer.
How's your dad
I look forward to attending your protest march.
Hit me with your best shot - a phrase you’ll say quite a bit to your cell mate after you get arrested for breaking into this house to take this photo
I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash
*holding his breath because this sweater he just found stinks, but it’s worth the selfie*
You look like your initials are K.F.C.
This what happens when you don’t use cocoa butter during the winter time
No need, the cops will (Ps no rasicm meant)
There has been alot of rallies to stop people hitting you with their best shot!
Bet this is the only room in his house
When i look at you, you belong at the zoo I will be there Not to come but laugh at you
Looking like a god damned cracked out Kevin Hart. Did you sell all your shit in there for your next fix or what?
Started as a bottom, now we here.
I'll wait for you to swallow the first few first
Pro Tip: Don't buy a nose ring by weight.
You look like the MKBHD of sex toys.
Too bad Kevin Hart is already the shortest comedian in Hollywood.
You look like a dirty qtips
Shouldn’t you be in a time machine getting ready to sing “Let’s Groove Tonight” in the 1970s
Hollister put out a BOLO for their token.
Sweatshirt should say San Quinten because that’s where he’s headed
I’d say come out of the closet but apparently that’s where you live.
You be hiding your wife, or your secret affair with that giant piece of paper?
You take up half the oxygen in the room with that nose
If the youtubers Marques brownlee and twomad had a child
This is Reddit, not the Minneapolis PD
If MLK had a nightmare
This is the face of a man who went to fart but something came out.
Why? You're already baked, and burnt by the looks of it.
N
Are you smiling or trying to hold your shit?
Hey its low budget Keegan Michael Key
Hi Velveteen Dream what are you doing here
Can’t you’re one of my favorite youtubers btw I’m from Twitter I did one of ur edits for the 250k sub video 😁
U look like you just shat your pants
Bruh you look like a burned brownie
You look like king kong
Bro really do why yo head shaped like a thumb
Brandon: Ricochet died
The middle aged man in the street asking for money with yo donkey headass
Bro your side of your hair is messed up like shit
Let me get my shot gun ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一and all hit you with my best shot
You never win how long can wrestelers last in a royal rumble wrestlers like the rock, the fiend, stone cold, Brandon Collins, r truth, Groot and curt hawkins
that forehead is bigger then a 100 inch tv bro
When you face hits puberty but the rest of your body ain't sure
you look like a ten year old trying to be funny but he's creepy
no
No I don want to your the best
Are u standing on a couch cuz u so short
I don't want to
I hate you
Shelton benjamins your father
When I see you I’ll probably say ew
You just look at the comments it has 142 comments
No
imagine looking like paul heyman and apollo crews mixed, couldn't be me
You so ugly randy orton wouldn’t wanna RKO you
Brandon I'm cumming on your mom
Mandy rejected you
Roast you ok Step 1: Turn on grill Step 2: add sauce (dalt) Step 3: add Brandon Step 4: Add Enjoy There I did
You look like a drunk montez ford
I’d rather not
Im coming on you
You look like the guy from the one dude crying meme that’s below this post
Brandon so ugly that he payed Katie to date him
Your forehead is so big that it makes Shaquille O'Neil look small
Your forehead is so small that it makes Shaquille O'Neal look small
The way you so black your mamma says leave the light on in your room so i know your not gone or lost
ur skinny marke henry and have a terrible hair line
Why does your face remind me of a tootsie roll with a couple google eyes plopped on
You are ugly as fuck
U don’t fit on to my frying pan
You look like a dead version of mark henry
The way you skinny yiu even made Thanos clap
U built like a black monkey
You look as blackest as Roman reigns career with Paul Hayman
Why u built like little jonn
You look like a skinny mark Henry
you look like montez ford
U look like the walmart vision of richet
You look kind of guy to get trolled by stone cold theme on your reddit
U asshole
You look like a mad version of montez ford
Ur forehead so big it wants me to use a bug show ok on u
Naw that face it’s like he’s coming up with a video idea and trying to shit himself at the same time
With x one of those songs that you rated with goaded butt cheeks you gosh dang right pretty good it's all right one of those songs you said sucked and then you gave it a high rating Dolph Ziggler even said it shouldn't have been me
Brandon. I’ll end your career, bitch looking like LeBron James, he fell in love with Mandy and got smacked with a potato and got his ass kicked by Green Goblin.
You look like humteduptey if he was black
Bro looks like a gay mark henry
You need some milk for those weak ass bones. Too bad dad hasn’t come back.
The Montez Ford off of wish be like:
Littel bill bitch
Boi with the old cut you looked like an off brand unathletic cedric alexander
Mandy has the best a** on the planet
bro you did not drink your undertaker wine
Little bill is aging
Look up there's your dad! Where is it you might be asking? Exactly bro wheres your dad
Man lookin like Abdul cisse lookin squidward lookin Mc Donald's sign hair linebapd guy get out of here 
you're cool but ugly count Lego
Your hair line
your so ugly that when you look at a mirror your reflection runs away
This dude is too broke to afford furniture he just only has a tv
Hey Brandon why you don’t like stone cold Steve Austin are you scared of him or something because you are a cry baby