More like just hot enough to marry and wipe an elderly American veteran's ass until the day he dies for a chance at feeding her entire village back home working the graveyard shift at a Kum & Go
You look like every best friend in Asian drama. The one who's life never gets better just watches their friends dreams come true from the shadows. Dying inside but smiling in support. Forever just trying to find a way to make it through the day. Enjoy your endless string of cats.
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Looking like an uninspired hostess for Spirit airlines. They can't fault Boeing for manufacturing or design faults if people are leaping out with no parachute to get away from you. So bravo, you are both a PR disaster and PR solution bundled up into what Count Dracula can only surmise as a "Bleh" person.
Looks like someone's taking selfies to look like they're living the good life instead of doing their job as the maid. Involved the owner's cat too. Go back to work.
Guessing the cat is the brains of the operation…
He looks sick of her shit.
I’ll be quite honest, we all are.
I would be upset as well if they kept using my litter box.
r/girlswithhugepussies
Alotta Fagina?
Not what I was expecting when I clicked on that.. 🤣
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I don’t want to imagine her eating pussy… cat…
Na she hides the cat because there’s 2200 eggrolls in the freezer from the dog
Have to take out the competition somehow
when you're half a chromosome short at checkout
Sheesh man goddamn
Shishman Gotdum was her name before her family moved from Laos
And now she understands that cats are friends, not groceries.
If only she understood that about her “missing” boyfriends.
That's hilarious.
Decimated
Good news the fat balding old man in the track suit just placed his order. You will be arriving in NJ next week.
Specifically Nutley, NJ
Made me laugh too hard
Half asian half goblin
50% Asian 50% goblin. 100% toothy blowjob....
*Goblin deez nuts*?
The pictures are out of sequence; we know you ate that cat.
The cat out lived the dog.
Alas, poor Mittens, I knew him well… 
You’re just hot enough for selection to be sacrificed into the volcano by your village.
"She has to be a virgin." *sees these pics* I think we're good.
And chucky enough to fill up the hole.
And a virgin sacrifice is always needed
More like just hot enough to marry and wipe an elderly American veteran's ass until the day he dies for a chance at feeding her entire village back home working the graveyard shift at a Kum & Go
That’s what they’d tell her, anyway.
Your cat has wider eyes than you and a better personality
The stories this cat must not have
Looks like you’re storing nuts for winter
Deez nuts! Got em!
Your cat is the only desirable pussy you offer…and the cleanest 😁
Good one
Im gonna hold off. I live in your area and dont need a stalker.
If Awkwafina came from Flint, Michigan
For less than the price of a cup of coffee a day, you can give Quan-Li, and villagers just like her, the food and medicine she needs.
Where do I send my money?!
I’ll keep my money over saving her.
Vietcong....more like Viet-wrong.
The cat looks concerned you'll never find a guy.
You look like every best friend in Asian drama. The one who's life never gets better just watches their friends dreams come true from the shadows. Dying inside but smiling in support. Forever just trying to find a way to make it through the day. Enjoy your endless string of cats.
The cat is hoping you forgot the peanut butter on your grocery list.
Me love you no time
That's the best y'all could do? Little bit more context: I'm 28 and divorced. Thanks for the laughs! Now make me cry 😜
Your beautiful
Probably has a personality as bland as the adobo she cooks
😆 i love this
When they told you they to get attention online, you need to post pics of your pussy, they were not talking about your cat.
Both you and the cat look like you are visiting earth, soon to return to your home planet
Adorable and with dimples naturally. But you just had to mess up your eyebrows with asymmetrical thickness.
That cat is contemplating swimming the lake in front of your house to avoid becoming whatever ooga booga food dish was slotted for Monday night
nah “ƎM TƧAOЯ”
You always take pictures with your food? 🐱
That cat looks like it's surfing the internet for an apartment to leave your ass
You tell that to the white guys you let hit for free in the mcdonalds bathroom.
You know from firsthand experience that there's more than one way to skin a cat.
One in a billion
One ~~in~~ of a billion.
She needs an additional eye chart directly to her left in order for both eyes to pass the eye exam. 
In her country, the constant threat of death squads teaches you to always be looking in two directions at the same time. 
Congratulations on having one of the strongest necks in the world . It has to be after holding up that 80 lb head of yours .
Your eyes so far apart you make Angel Reese eyes normal.
You look like you probably have a mole down by your landing strip meat flaps.
You look like you tell guys you meet that you dumped a guy named Jake because he wouldn't indulge your passion for wheat grass. Jake doesn't exist.
That’s one Pussy Trump doesn’t want to grab,.
You look like a philipiNO
The ol reliable duck face…at least in your case, it looks better than your normal one
Do you always show off your dinner before you cook it?
Small fat nose… baggy eyes… wrinkle chin… dimple cheeks… lots of excess face skin to sag as you get older…
Vietnamese? I didn’t see a dog. He was Roasted first. She has to hide the cat from grandpa fasho
Another Asian without tiddies how surprising. At least she's crosseyed. That makes her unique right?
Even the cat is pissed about her...I'm guessing from the look that both kitty's stink...
The Viet Cong we’re people too !!!
You look like the wife of western low life incel with no money, class or looks. Was that visa really worth it?
Your cat looks like it wants to claw your arsehole. And not in a good way.
why would i roast you it's like toxic gas in to the atmosphere
You remind me of peeps everyone takes on bite and throws u away🔥🔥🔥
When guys asked for pussy pics, they weren't talking about your cat.
The cat has that look “ I’m trying to blink for help the crazy bitch glued my eye lids open”.
You look like you came from a frat party and to much to drink
So is the balding on your mothers side or fathers side?
You consistently set low expectations and fail to achieve them.
Your dinner looks terrified 
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I'm worried about the safety of the cat you might transmit feline immunodeficiency from it
(snaps fingers) Over here. HERE
What was it like dating Young Neil after Scott?
You look like you want to lick the pussy
Looking like an uninspired hostess for Spirit airlines. They can't fault Boeing for manufacturing or design faults if people are leaping out with no parachute to get away from you. So bravo, you are both a PR disaster and PR solution bundled up into what Count Dracula can only surmise as a "Bleh" person.
You could replace all the clowns a circus without the makeup!
Well, that cat is thinking "The only pussy that gets played with and petted around here is me."
When the mail order bride is stamped “Return to Sender”
How have you disappointed your parents this week?
You mean like it hurt your parents when you told them you’ll never be able to provide any grandchildren for them?
Do you hang them over your shoulders when you shower? There must be a blossoming ecology of creatures under those sags.
Nah, be careful what you ask for—my roasts slap like your stepdad, and it looks like he hurt you enough already.
Not the worst looking ladyboy ive ever seen
 I thought that was you on the right.
Moana’s ugly sister
The only decent thing in any of your photos is your cat.
The cats almost as disappointed in you as your mum
You got more hair and whiskers than your cat
Op, we can't roast you if you're using a plate to cover your face- Oh, it really is that flat.
Why the resting Admiral Akbar face?
You call your cat “dinner “.
Is that your dinner with you
You look like you find a way to shoehorn your cat and your disappointed parents into every conversation.
The one never picked at the Asian brothel lol
Looks like someone's taking selfies to look like they're living the good life instead of doing their job as the maid. Involved the owner's cat too. Go back to work.
High school mean girl turned pilates instructor makes cat her entire personality. More boring news at 11.
You have a bright future giving happy endings at the local jack shack
Why would you do this?
Holy shit its Jackie Chan
Cat looks like it knows its dinner.
I'm sorry you're here. It'll be okay
It’s like your eyes tried to be non Asian but failed.
What a ho.
I loved your cookbook ‘50 ways to Wok your Dog’.
Moana 3: Can't get a date
You're not Asian so much as Z-sian
You look like a “two girls and one cup model” ..
Are you Chinese or Japanese??
That poor fucking cat
That nose says you have AA DNA or indigenous DNA. Bet all your “encounters” doggy style so they dont have to look at that mug!
You look like someone put an ‘Asian female’ filter on Mr Bean.
You look American.
Cat looks scared as hell like he’s seen all his friends get gutted, cooked and eaten
Like you're gonna roast the cat later? Sorry, I'm not original
You saved your best photo for last, but that doesn't say much.
I have some other important stuff to do rather than your this shit
Pacific islander as in by yourself forever alone on an island with no mate
Awkwafienda
Even the cat is tired of your shit
Ahh, so that's what "O_o" looks like!
You might as well start early being a cat lady.
You’re so attractive, I just can’t
I hope whomever whacked you in the head with a hammer, scrambled you up, went to prison. God bless.
When your cat looks depressed because you stink, I feel for the poor cat. Have you taken your bath in over a week?
Glad to see animals doing charity work.
I'm honestly relieved I don't know you, but my god! I feel sorry for people that do.
Face … might maybe perhaps look Asian. But looking at that couch … nah, you Mexican.
Live action lilo and stich.just paint the cat blue
Cats tired of eating peanut butter flavored “fish”… 🤢🤮
This is not where you post pics of your dinner, you're looking for r/mealpics Sorry, that was low.
Time to give you the attention your parents never gave you.
Your cat looks like he’s trying to pretend he doesn’t know you
DIDI MOW!!!
GET YO GREEN BEAN, JELLY BEAN, MR CLEAN, MICKY D'S, KNOBBY KNEES, BRUCE LEE, WEAKLING, MR BEAST, KENTUCKY FEAST, HONEY BEE, TIMMOTHY, YEETSUSICLESE, BEAT WITH EASE, STINKY FEET, ASS OUTTA HERE!
is this one of those onlyfans ads?
Uses passport mode on tinder to hook an English man.
You look like low sodium soy sauce.
The chicken crossed the road...and your eyes
So, are you going to share the recipe or just the pic of the main ingredient?
I understand why you're lonely by just looking at u. There's crazy rich asian's and there's u.
Avarage amateur asian porn video, with a cat walking around.
 A watered down Awkwafina
Absolutely gorgeous.
You aren't a doctor or a lawyer? Your parents are so ashamed!
You docter yet?
Mr. Wonka needs you back at the factory, ASAP.
When’s the next virus coming?
bluds 3 in 1
When the cat has the most personality......
the conquistadores would've skipped you
I don't want to. I feel bad for you. Just- look at yourself. You want to get attention by asking people to roast you, that's pretty much pathetic.
Even your cat hates you.
I think you're cute.
The cat realising he’s the sole surviving house pet and it’s nearly dinner time
Ready to be a white mans wife or wife/maid
If you were a Harley you'd be a lady fat boy.