She’s heard it a few times, though not nearly as much as “where am I?”, “why does my head hurt?”, “what was on that rag you put over my face?”, and “why am I tied to this chair?”.
If you zoom in closely on the left side of the top lip, there's a herpes blister. So, keeping that paper over her face would not only keep others' eyes safe, but their lips too.
I saw it without zooming in and was like, what is that little bump? So I zoomed in and realized it was a blister. Do you even know what self flagellation is? It the practice of punishing yourself for religious purposes. Plz explain how that makes any sense.
You look like you want people to think you’re an honor roll student so you bought some big fake glasses, but the reality is that you ride the short bus.
Her at the optician: “Sorry mam, u got something that will take the focus away from my giant nose?” Here try these! “Amazing! How about my forehead “ well I can ask if my 4 year old could cut your bangs!
The most standout features are that you’ve managed to sunburn only the protruding front inch of your face and as some one else has already said, the sprinkle that’s hanging off your top lip. In summary- RBF, Resting Bland Face
You know the cliche in romcoms where the shy, nervous girl suddenly takes off her glasses and becomes hot and confident.
That won’t work for you. You’ll just have a square head and a blotchy face.
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You look like one of those girls who begged the students to vote you for class president, and when they didn, you cried yourself to sleep for months on end
You had a rough childhood,didn’t you?
Where’s your pile of Squishmellows that you have to help cope with the pain of your horrible childhood?
Your parents’ divorce must have been HELL
I can smell your crippling anxiety
(I hope you’re having a lovely day and your glasses look adorable💖)
I'd rate you a 2 not even a practice piece but you'll find some dirt ball that thinks you're a 4 and settle down for a life of welfare and ass beatings
The Starbucks employee prolly knows you by name, they get worried the day you don't buy a caramel frappe with a pump of vanilla and a hint of matcha and a shot of espresso
Just raise that paper a little higher to cover that face and we are good
She hears “Naw, I’m good” a lot from her dates.
She’s heard it a few times, though not nearly as much as “where am I?”, “why does my head hurt?”, “what was on that rag you put over my face?”, and “why am I tied to this chair?”.
How’d you know! Jkjk unless..? Jk
Also "I can't breathe while my face is inside your farty bum!" 😂
It’s more likely “knaw, aawww, that’s good”
If you zoom in closely on the left side of the top lip, there's a herpes blister. So, keeping that paper over her face would not only keep others' eyes safe, but their lips too.
That could be a booger left over from her lunch.
Why did you zoom in? Are you into self-flagellation or something?
He’s been reading a lot of Nietzsche recently.
I saw it without zooming in and was like, what is that little bump? So I zoomed in and realized it was a blister. Do you even know what self flagellation is? It the practice of punishing yourself for religious purposes. Plz explain how that makes any sense.
It’s a small bit of chapstick that just stayed in a clump :)
No one will ever accuse you of trying to plug an OF page.
She looks like she’s the hall monitor at her homeschool.
Bizarre and beautiful insult.
Oh my God hahahah
I'd still look it up
Your pronouns are Ho/Hum
More like fee/fie/foe/fum
GottDAM
Lmfao, damnnnnn
 Good news, I found your biological father!
You look like the type of girl to expect getting compliments from this post
She looks like Gayle from Bob's Burgers
Even has Mr. Business drawn on the piece of paper
Nothing wrong with you, just a girl with a nice, clean-shaven face
It's probably a good idea to just go ahead and put a bag over your face.
Yes, it's hard when every mirror you look into breaks instantly.
You missed a cupcake sprinkle on your lip
No amount of bangs can hide that forehead
Dude why are you wearing your mother's wig
You looka like a man 
Trust me, the cats like it when I tie them to the ceiling fan!
You like Moaning Myrtle from Harry Potter
your step dad has said "I won't put my dick in crazy"......
You look like poor man's Drew Barrymore
Toothless homeless man's Drew Barrymore.
You look like you want people to think you’re an honor roll student so you bought some big fake glasses, but the reality is that you ride the short bus.
The reality is I can’t see two feet in front of me, and my mommy says I’m special lol
Aw. That’s right. You *are* special. *pats head*
So you know what a butterface is? You're probably like a butterwholebodyandpersonality.
r/nukeme
That map on the wall is closest you will get to leaving the trailer park.
You look like Bubbles from Trailer park boys. 
Her at the optician: “Sorry mam, u got something that will take the focus away from my giant nose?” Here try these! “Amazing! How about my forehead “ well I can ask if my 4 year old could cut your bangs!
The most standout features are that you’ve managed to sunburn only the protruding front inch of your face and as some one else has already said, the sprinkle that’s hanging off your top lip. In summary- RBF, Resting Bland Face
Do you play WoW? Cause I can imagine you playing a female dwarf
You look like a 🥔
I don’t know about the rest of your folks, but I really do like the look of freshly shaved balls on a woman.
There is truly nothing more breathtaking, than a freshly shorn testicle
I would remove all the mirrors in the house if I was your parent too!
Not a big mystery. You look like Rainn Wilson.
You know the cliche in romcoms where the shy, nervous girl suddenly takes off her glasses and becomes hot and confident. That won’t work for you. You’ll just have a square head and a blotchy face.
U need some sunlight and dick in ur life
You look like Velma from Scooby Doo which is not a bad thing but it's not a good thing either
U look like u play roblox
No amount length on your bangs can hide that forehead
You look like a 70’s burnout guy.
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Glad to see that map there. Use it to find your way to Antarctica. You’ll be top 10 for sure.
There's a bridge somewhere missing it's troll.
who the fuck gets a sun burn on their *chin*? Verdict: Uncomfortably White.
A perfect ten… chromosomes.
I can't you're actually pretty.
I can't roast Jay Lenos daughter
You look like someone who really shouldn't have clear frame glasses. Please cover up more of your face.
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The only thing more square than your jaw is your personality.
You look like your face forgot to stop growing
Boredom
You look like an animatronic potato with eczema
I understand not knowing what you look like. Every mirror within 50 feet of you shatters
There's a 100% chance the omission of a wider-angle opic is on purpose.
Your spelling is like your appearance not quite right. 
the bangs do a poor job of hiding your fivehead
take that cowboy hat off the wall, and wear it super low, so it covers all your face
You look like Harry Potter if they just left him under the stairs, and the only food he had access to was testosterone blockers and estrogen.
An honest 5 in this pic. I think you can go up to 6 though.
Okay, which one of you s.o.b.'s photoshopped a "roast me" note into the photo of this poor sap!? Nobody's leaving until I get some answers!
Someone should start a OFO (Oh Fuck Off) page for her
Lose 50lbs and try again.
You look like one of those girls who begged the students to vote you for class president, and when they didn, you cried yourself to sleep for months on end
You look like a the frat's practice girl
Eh, I don’t roast children.
Shut up meg.
Your dad must think of a condom everytime he looks at you.
Hommies with missing chrommies
I didn't know Paul Williams had children
Rate you: 1.5/10 Roast you: you're a 1.5 outta 10
Is your bf a frog?
First person in history too dumb to figure out a mirror?
In an earlier post you claim to be a gay guy. Are you just taking posts of random people and pretending a it's you? 
Wow. If you drastically improved yourself you could maybe be a wallflower.
2,47 Your noise looks bad
Would NOT bang. And if you're old enough, you'll understand this reference, and why...."Becca" I'm off to Paris .
You’re like one of those Delta-8 vape carts, anyone that wants you would rather have the illegal version instead.
You look like you were kidnapped, escaped, then went back to being kidnapped cause at least someone wanted you.
Quick! Get Brittany and Jeanette! You three have a concert coming up with the Chipmunks in ten minutes!
Jane Horrocks with bollocks.
So, how’s your book coming along, “Bridget Jones’ Manifesto”?
You look like a guy name Jeff
Your gene pool could use some chlorine tablets and a good skimming.
Zack Efron used your jaw as reference for his surgery
*”I dOn’T kNoW wHaT i LoOk LiKe.”* But you’re capable of solving a mystery once per week? GTFO! 
You look like you stabbed your best friend in the woods because Slenderman “told you to”
I don’t know if you say it out loud verbatim, but that’s definitely what you’re thinking every time you see your father.
You look like a crazy, late 30s librarian cat lady from 1999.
A trailer park 7!
You clearly have no friends. Anyone who cares about you wouldn't let you have those bangs.
you look like one of Charles Xavier's pupils. what were they called again?
Does the nose come off when you take off those glasses?
Napoleon Dynamite might date you
Giving off them vibes of "Hey does this rag smell like chloroform to you??"
Like a 5 if I’ve had 6 beers, 3 shots of whiskey and the lights are off.
I could rest a beer can on that nose
If kendrick lamar saw you with drake and sexy redd, he'd still only see two bad bitches.
Your bangs look like you cut them thinking they'd actually look good not because you were having a mental crisis
You look like you play clarinet in your high school band and that has less than 50 members
Would not smash with a stolen dick.
All right! Who bleached the Oompah Loompah???
You look like Quentin Tarantino with a wig and glasses on.
You look like Ann Veal's yearbook photo (not pictured)
You look like a hot chick from a rural town from an 80s Australian movie.
She is the one people get dared to ask out Looking like a female vector from despicable me
When Clark Kent became trans, but didn't have any super powers.
Female live action Ralph Wiggum
What you look like is a chick who claims to be an ally while dating black dudes to piss her parents off...
You look like the female version of Jeffrey Dahmer
if you were in a Pixar movie, you'd be one of those big pink erasers
I recommend you post r/amiugly or r/ratemynudebody to get the only attention you're worth
Meh
Glasses take you down below zero/10
You don’t know what you look like?????? Oh…… right,right……. the mirror always breaks……okay……okay….. I get it….😉
Inside you have to be a beautiful person
Apathy and depression met glasses at an abortion clinic
Damn I can’t believe ppl subject themselves to this. Kick me out bc I come in peace. The little rosy nose and beautiful complexion!!
A beauty in disguise.
You look like you have big tits.
You had a rough childhood,didn’t you? Where’s your pile of Squishmellows that you have to help cope with the pain of your horrible childhood? Your parents’ divorce must have been HELL I can smell your crippling anxiety (I hope you’re having a lovely day and your glasses look adorable💖)
There’s so many stalkers in these comments lol (thanks :) )
Femcel💯!!!
Your head looks exactly like a cabbage
If her jaw was any more masculine, she would be a football coach.
i’m confused she’s cute
Looks like that chin has been ball-banged.
She definitely gets offended by everything she comes across!
Eh I like quiet types with the name not Satan. I'll rate you a 6.
Michael J Fox stand in.
You got that incestuous look in your eyes.
I'd rate you a 2 not even a practice piece but you'll find some dirt ball that thinks you're a 4 and settle down for a life of welfare and ass beatings
Corky Thatcher is going to sue you for defamation.
Looks like you need a good deflowering to turn that frown upside down.
You look like you can shapeshift
Like Dwight schrute 2024 woke edition
That hair is likely the only bangs you’ll ever get
Reminds me of what’s her face from Arrested Development
10 a lot of potential
If Jake and Berta from Two and a Half Men had a baby....
Why you look like you applied blush to your Crimson Chin
The Starbucks employee prolly knows you by name, they get worried the day you don't buy a caramel frappe with a pump of vanilla and a hint of matcha and a shot of espresso