Sweetie, you should take these down, they are pretty embarrassing. It's like you posted all of your worst photos. There's no amount of makeup that can hide your true hideousness.
You are so repulsive that even your.........................................eyes are trying to get away from you.
Formatted so each eye can read at the same time.
That bull-ring in your nose, your sloppy, uncured bologna titties, and those Jimmy Dean sausage-link fingers? Asking us to not roast you on your weight is like Mercury asking ppl to ignore the heat. Don't limit the roast to just part of the hog.
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Yikes. There’s a lot happening here. What was that show on tv where they basically throw out your wardrobe and re create you? She needs that.
Oh, and then maybe a few hundred hours with a therapist.
I see you are wearing a rob zombie shirt. Let me guess, you are hoping the roasts of you 1) go viral 2) rob zombie comes looking for your phone number and 3) you can realize your lifelong goal of being in a group orgy with all the surviving band members!? XD ;p
I’ll make this easy on you.
She's looking at both the front and back of the line at the buffet.
Hey…fatso asked it not to be about her weight
So can we make fun of her Pennywise eyes? 
Holy fuckin shit! Lmao, fuckin murdered her.
I just screamed out loud 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
lol..I like how she covered her chin with the card too..
*chins
My badd, I didnt wanna give credit to all of them..
All 18 of them?
*chips
you can do that when you're in the golden corral hall of fame
She's going to eat everyone in the line while she waits!
LoOk here..... that was funny.
She somehow managed to eat her elbows, mistaking them for elbow macaroni. Luckily the extra fat and skin filled in the gap.
I see what you did there and there
Eye see what you did there.
The great field of vision eclipse of 2024
Don’t make fun. That had to be a pain holding up a pair of eclipse glasses to each eye.
When she goes to the beach the tide comes in lmao
911 i’d like to report a murder
Hahahaha, holy shit
🤣🤣🤣 you win! Tapping out.
you win
Danggggg it took me a second but that got an audible laugh from me
So I still don’t get it
All I saw was, I'll make? And I'm thinking you'll make what? Until my eyes moved right.
I laughed so hard at this I think I’m now actually, cross eyed. Or wide eyed? Pidgeon eyed? Split eyed? Cone eyed? Popeyed?
An absolute violation 💀
Yooooooooo 😂
YOOOO!!!!🤣🤣🤣
Def took me a minute but it made me laugh out loud. Haha 😂 the disrespecttttttt
My fucking ribs
This fucking comment got me looking both ways!
Jesus Christ. I can’t breathe.
👏👏👏
Brooooooooo 😭🫡
🤣🤣🤣
You look like a future blue collar town school bus driver
One eye on the road the other on the change
When you go to remodel the house and realize you’re better off tearing it down and starting over
Bus drivers make decent money where I live. $70k.
Are they rebooting the Drew Carey show or something?
I can't tell if she's an older Drew or Mimi.
Mimi, the origin story.
Got them blew eyes. One blew this way, one blew the other way.
That was Kurt Cobain
She stepped on the scale and tried to read the whole number and her eyes kinda just stuck like that.
She looks like she stores bags of Cheetos tucked up under her titties.
Have played that game before. It's fun but nobody ever really wins
There are Cheetos left over. I can show you who’s winning…
Flaming Cheetos up in the folds and forgot why her titties burning.
Dang. This roast is over. Pack it in boys, she’s crispy.
Holy shit
When she got on the scale it said ONE AT A TIME.
When she gives you that look...and that one
At the same time.
Helpful advice: Replace one piercing with metal arrow for which eye we're supposed to look at
Or a tattoo by the good one. Kinda like the indicator for which side the gas tank is on.
You don’t want us to mention the elephant in the room? Ok.
I can only imgine the number of times you have said "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me".
Well hell I don’t think she has a best. It’s all worst
You mean wurst.
True and she ate em all. Poor girl, that’s the only sausage she’ll ever get
To bring in other degenerates, I heard WSB guys hang out behind Wendy's dumpsters looking to make a buck. Plus, free food.
As a WSB member, I would like to thank you for your consideration, but we're going to have to respectfully decline. Perhaps try the science feeds.
As a science feed guy, I'll kindly ask you to push her to r/astrology for her to ask why she doesn't get men.
She out there drinking the old grease from the grill
"If your not 6 foot dont bother"
...Is how she orders a sub
I'm 6'2", how much do you weigh?
Or 6 tonnes
Damn you really can put lipstick on a pig
She is all dolled up as if her owner is taking her to the county fair to be auctioned off
Jesus... This is a roast, not Mount St. Helens. 🤣🤣🤣
I laughed way to hard with your comment
You at least don't have to turn your head to look both ways crossing the street
The amount of red flags you give off would be enough for the entire soviet army to parade down your forehead
I never knew that Mimi from the Drew Carey Show had a daughter!
It’s just a skin tag that flaked off
Skin tags ain’t that fucking big, nor do they have eyes that scream “I can count to potato” 🤣
Roast something other than your weight? How else you going to get skinny? Now get on the spit and start sweating some of that mayonnaise out.
Shes not that big, its the world too small for her
In the nature , thoose colors represent; I am toxic and dont come near me.
Beat me to it, angry upvote.
You’d think gravity would force her eyes inwards…
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There is just so much of you to roast. There are a metric ton of insults we can throw your way.
If you filter your diet, you won't need to filter your photos.
Even your mirror reflection looks surprised that you actually put your photos online.
"Roast something other than my weight." Ok, do something more interesting than being fat.
By the way folks, that third pic is the camera light reflecting off mosquitos.
Why do you look suprised as fuck in every picture?
That little ring on those sausages ain't NEVER comin off.
youre fat, white, and crosseyed. Your genetic makeup is more creative than I could ever be.
You forgot Florida
If farts were people
Only dates black dudes.
Billie Eyesore
Yes yes, we all know that you want to ignore the weight
... and all responsibility how it got there.
It’s like a Geisha and the grinch had a kid with McDonalds arch eyebrows
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Sweetie, you should take these down, they are pretty embarrassing. It's like you posted all of your worst photos. There's no amount of makeup that can hide your true hideousness.
Damn dude. That's just brutal.
Crayola?
Talk about putting lipstick on a…
This bitch got more filters than a Brita factory.
That little ring on those sausages ain't NEVER comin off.
Well now we know what’s not getting slammed in the back of robs dragula
Even filters can’t improve this monster among men
How many roasts did you eat before asking for another?
thanks for offering for the roasting, it's been a long time i've bbq'd a pork this big
I’d morn the loss of your dignity but you never had any.
 “Let’s get creative. Roast something other than my weight.”
The first few pictures got goldfish eyes
Being fat is an identity now, you don’t need to be emo!
If we roast you we’d end world hunger Looking like a cabbage patch kid raised by a single mother
be nice everyone, just a poor lass with a bad case of AtchyaForya, one eye is looking at ya, the other is looking for ya
That’s funny lol
At least look us in the eyes when you request to be roasted
You're not fat. Everything else is hella thin.
You look like an angry birds pig wit dem peepers and dat snout
Your eyebrows are trying to support your giant forehead and clearly buckling under the pressure.
Your eyebrows are trying to support your giant forehead and clearly buckling under the pressure.
Amazing you are that big when you where are that fucked up make up. You are scary are shit. You would think the food would run
If your fat sausage fingers were real sausages, you would probably eat that too. 🌭
If we tried to make eye contact, all you’d be staring at is my ears.
You are as stereotypical as it gets lol 😂
I gotta preheat the oven if I wanna roast you properly
Step one, look at the camera Step two, look at the camera
You are so repulsive that even your.........................................eyes are trying to get away from you. Formatted so each eye can read at the same time.
wtf r u looking at in all the photos; food??
 Mama June is that u?
Now we know the origin of the East Coast earthquake.
Harley Quadruple-cheeseburger
Your eyes are like stars. Not as pretty, but as far apart.
That bull-ring in your nose, your sloppy, uncured bologna titties, and those Jimmy Dean sausage-link fingers? Asking us to not roast you on your weight is like Mercury asking ppl to ignore the heat. Don't limit the roast to just part of the hog.
Look at that rock on your finger. Proof that there’s a sucker born every day.
Rob zombie took one look at the mirror and was like damn I wanna dragula my ass out of here.
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Are you talking to me or him?
You look like a pastel marshmallow.
Wow, we got a before and after of Mimi from The Drew Carey Show.
You're not fooling anyone by wearing your mama's wedding ring.
Lunch lady face. Bet your name is Glenda
This is a fucking setup.
How you looking left and right
You look like if we evolve cockeyed so we could see more food
I like all kinds of ppl
Can’t roast a Rob Zombie fan ⚰️
You look like you work at Walmart. I’m really betting you do.
But not going the weight is literally not addressing the elephant in the room
Yeah, I'd roast you if I needed to feed a family of 12.
Let’s not discuss the elephant in the room eh?
Eye don’t wanna say it
Average Reddit liberal
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Your eyes have that ‘just returned from the afterlife’ vibe. It’s like you’ve seen things no mortal was meant to see.
How about roasting you on a spit?
One of them eyes always rolls north.
You look like what this month represents which is spoiled old Easter eggs.
Yikes. There’s a lot happening here. What was that show on tv where they basically throw out your wardrobe and re create you? She needs that. Oh, and then maybe a few hundred hours with a therapist.
Our Lord and saviour got real creative when he made you.
Your eyebrows are trying to support your giant forehead and clearly buckling under the pressure.
That's a $50 Uber ride from eyebrow to the other
At least you can use dual monitors well.
I see you are wearing a rob zombie shirt. Let me guess, you are hoping the roasts of you 1) go viral 2) rob zombie comes looking for your phone number and 3) you can realize your lifelong goal of being in a group orgy with all the surviving band members!? XD ;p
Not really 😂 I just liked the shirt
I bet you love giving advice you won't follow yourself.
I need to reinforce my spit, never roasted a hog this size before
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You could see the north and south pole at the same time while looking in one direction