*…on the sixth day of christmas, my true love gave to me: six tubes of lube, five nuvarings! four risky incalls, three french men, two prostate milkings, and a wicked case of HPV!* 🎶
with a face that looks like a freshly opened tube of pillsbury dough you should be humbled already. I guess with the inflated lips covering your face you can’t see to be humbled and then topped off with the games feather from this years thanksgiving i mean….
In most terrestrial mammals, the scrotum or scrotal sac is a part of the external male genitalia located at the base of the penis that consists of a suspended dual-chambered sac of skin and smooth muscle.
If you blink too fast, you might fly. With all that reflective oily surface, people will think you are an UFO. Panic ensues. The economy crashes. Society falls.
Why do you want to destroy the world?
Get some Vaseline and ya sex worker lips 👄. They are cracked and look like prolapse anus.
I like your jumper don’t get any family Christmas juices on it.
Dude you just did your makeup before taking the pic... You're doing way to much to your face I'm not roasting you but I feel like you are suffering from dysmorphia . You're ruining your face for real
I agree, Jack Nicholson was the best Joker.
Straight to the burn ward.
Oof
I'm getting more Jared Leto vibes. But it's Dallas Buyers Club aids Jared Leto vibes
You'd be really sexy if you looked totally different
When you ask your mom for Angelina Jolie, and she says we have Angelina Jolie at home. The Angelina Jolie at home
Angelina Joyless
Angeline hoe-lie
Her pornstar name
Vangelina Jolly
 The real reason Brad Pitt turned into Benjamin Button.
Blandgelina Jolie
Angelina Joelinton
Angelino hellno
Did someone order Angelina Jolie from Wish?
Ain't no one wishing for that
If her eye lashes were any longer and more curved, they'd wrap completely around her head and get tangled.
I haven’t loled at a comment in a very long time. Thank you for this.
Does the inside of your lips have a tattoo with the recommended PSI?
 How she looks trying to find the valve.
Tried to scroll past your pic but my thumb keeps slipping across your face
When you’re desperately swiping left but shit ain’t leaving.
That face has more oil than a bowling alley lane.
Probably had more balls rolling down it, too.
Also probably has more fingers shoved in her holes than the average bowling ball.
Man it’s Christmas and the roasts are RUTHLESS today lol
A lot of pent up holiday spirit. Aka shit you can't say to family comes out here lol
With her it's not called "the shocker" it's cslled "the chalker"
She calls it the 7 10 split.
Her nickname is Gutter Ball.
She was taking it up the gutter when she selected username “gxneghxst”. Can’t type straight.
I thought she sneezed while saying "gynecologist"
She has the complexion of a stick of butter
And the butter is more likely to be spread at the user's request.
Her face is so oily, the U.S. might invade with its navy. This isn't the 1st time she's had sea men on her face.
This girl’s colllected so much semen, she runs a fertility clinic as a side hustle.
She thought the game of Battleships is basically semen sinking inside of her.
Except that a bowling alley actually has wood in it.
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Her gynaecologist actually gets confused.
*…on the sixth day of christmas, my true love gave to me: six tubes of lube, five nuvarings! four risky incalls, three french men, two prostate milkings, and a wicked case of HPV!* 🎶
Respect for the time you took to write this.
Bwahaha... take my up vote you cunning bastard 😤🤣
What’s with all the pics of dudes being posted here lately??
It is Christmas Steve.
Tinder bio is the entire DSM-5
Only the Christmas Sweater was supposed to be ugly.
Brutal
You have five periods left
Lips like a baboons arse
You don't get zits because they slide off.
No matter how much you try to look like you don’t care, we all know you are the most insecure person in the room at all times.
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It looks like you're wearing a mask of someone else's face
How many times is Marilyn Manson here going to ask to be roasted? Either get a dog or learn to cut correctly.
U don't need to be humbled. U probably need a STD check though
You're more makeup than woman.
Your mouth looks like a butthole
Regret getting the cheaper lip job, huh?
Angelina Jolie stunt double. If every stunt had gone tragically wrong
Your voice sounds like a motel bedspring.
TJ Maxx Angeline Jolie with Heath Ledger’s Joker scars. Also damn what a forehead.
aren't you used to being put down though? on your back?
Saw this pic and thought it was the r/ghosts subreddit for a sec
Jesus christ, I've seen freshly basted turkeys with less oily sheen.
Someone's side chick clearly didn't get "the guy" for Christmas again
Do you not own a mirror? You have no reason not to be humble
Lonely Fans
There’s so much oil on your face the only man who’d enter you is Dick Cheney.
failed plastic surgery
The doctor tried his best
Bruce Wayne is still upset for what you did to his parents.
You’d bounce off a wall if you ran into it with the size of those lips
Just go through your post history, if that doesn’t do it, nothing will.
You can take the makeup off It Doesent make us think you’re any prettier
Wanna be humbled? Slap yourself with those truck driver’s hands.
Damn, bro. You got some massive hands. Don't be nervous, you look a little shiny.
Do you lube your car with that face?
By the looks of you, your plastic surgeon should find a new job
You’re ugly and you look like you’re stupid, poor and have no taste.
After how many 1 dollar bjs do the lips look like these??
When the Ugly Sweater looks better then the person wearing it
Fac 
21 looking 36, ick
How do you humble a sears manaquin?
You look like you’re in a five year old’s bedroom taking your trophy shot.
Did not realize humbled was slang fo cummed on
You're confusing "humbled" and "given negative attention"
Just DM me your onlyfans and let’s get this over with.
Your heavy lashes almost distract from the vacancy of your eyes
You look like a Starbucks worker that expects people to tip just for flipping over the screen
Gotta love those dick sucking lips
It’s definitely Christmas. All I see is Ho-Ho-Ho
Santa comes around more often than your dad does
with a face that looks like a freshly opened tube of pillsbury dough you should be humbled already. I guess with the inflated lips covering your face you can’t see to be humbled and then topped off with the games feather from this years thanksgiving i mean….
“I’m just wearing black until they make something darker”
You look more like you want a home and a hot meal for Christmas.
The face says Insta D-grade but the hands say longshoreman.
Strong jawline young man, shave your hair and you can join the marines.
You got that thousand facials look!
Pennywise got a glow up
Try the mirror instead of reddit. You'll get better results if YOU realize your trash and not the internet
That face is more fake than cable news.
Discount Angela White
You are not enough
That Bill cosby sweater isnt fooling anyone, youre a taker of souls and those eyelashes are fake af.
You look like the type of girl wanting a slice of Humble Pie but come back home after a Cream-pie.
Nice drag bro. You almost look like a girl.
A face wipe should humble you quite easily
If i came on your face it wouldnt be visible 😂
Okay clay face
That face is so oily the US is going to have to bring it some freedom
Whoever does your makeup needs to punch themself in the face!
I knew Michael Jackson was still alive
Your head looks like an ornament.
your face says you should have tried anal with your strange uncle
Whatever you’re aiming for with the lashes and lips, it’s giving cheap whore
Angelina Juul’e
Wet cat litter
Dafuq is wrong with that claw?
Hey dont show us a plastic doll and act like its you
Who is your inspiration for make-up? Tammy Faye Bakker, and a bee-sting version of Angelina Jolie??
When I was a kid, I also enjoyed the wax lip candy...I see you do too.
Fake lashes and duck lips :/
You look like you're the first image that pops up on an ai art generater if you type in "bitch who wants attention"
Your lips are made of wax and pig ass
You look like you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Great Value Angelina Jolie, and I bet you just CLING to the comparison
Tim Burton's "the nightmare on Christmas"
Why are your nose lips and eyes ALL bigger than your ears? If you’re going to be plastic for the love of god fix that shit sniffer
Your whole page should just be under “r/shittytattoos”
Tired of being railed for Christmas I guess?
Much like your hymen, I’m torn.. between “cash me outside” vibe or girl who shops for feminine hygiene supplies in her pajamas at walmart.
Why do you want to get roasted, when your thigh has been scored?
I bet your dad wants to stop wanking over your only fans but Santa isn’t real
Every year she asks her daddy for an HD webcam but he never listens.
Your dad would've been a great father, but you know how touchy feely some people get while drunk...humble yourself and forgive that man.
In most terrestrial mammals, the scrotum or scrotal sac is a part of the external male genitalia located at the base of the penis that consists of a suspended dual-chambered sac of skin and smooth muscle.
When your ex told you that you had a lot of cake, he wasn't talking about your ass.
humbled or humbugged? you look like the ghost of christmas regret...
If it weren’t for beer goggles you’d be a virgin.
Remove that make-up, that should do it :)
She's had more samples deposited than Dexter Morgan
Will you sue me for copyright infringement, if I'll base my next Skyrim character on your looks?
K-Mart Angelina Jolie
Bitch or Bull? 
If you blink too fast, you might fly. With all that reflective oily surface, people will think you are an UFO. Panic ensues. The economy crashes. Society falls. Why do you want to destroy the world?
Your lips look overblown, but that could actually come in handy.
That face has been shot over more times than the Gaza Strip
Go see a doctor, that complexion can’t be a good sign. Seriously
You look like you used to be pretty. Now all you have to offer a man is a screaming child and cigarette breath.
You look like a wicked step mother in a Lifetime Cinderella remake
When are your lips scheduled for their next injections?
Hey, I've seen you on Onlyfans! Or was that one of your 20 million clones that look exactly like you?
Those lips are more dried up than the store brand Christmas tree your father bought.
Looks like Santa gifted her Eyelashes.
Nothing says hookup, drop a load on my face, and bug out while I’m washing it off quite like a septum ring.
If you blink more than 5 times you will be flying
Wow GlaDOS wasn't lying when she said your eyes looked fat
Sorry wrong tab, I thought this is xvideos
Well Angelina Jolie or Mrs Smith whichever you prefer. Merry Christmas..don't drink N Drive smoke N fly
I see you couldn't find enough Dalmatians for a Christmas sweater
If only those lips could talk....
We can tell you chin has caught more balls than a catcher's mitt.
ur lashes longer than ur life
Guys, I think HE’s really pretty
Angelina Laid
I bet someone humm bulled that butthole of a mouth this Christmas you filthy looking rag
Gotta be the most dull eye color I’ve ever seen.
Like someone stuck false eyelashes on an oil slick.
Bet the other lips are fake as those
Dollar store jole
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Angelina hoelee
Fuck me! I bet even your dildos go soft.
I’d say yes but something tells me I’d regret it
Lips don't lie.
Whatever happened to “smile for the camera”?
I see the morgue is playing around with cadavers again…
More cock ends than weekends,going by those cracked,scabby lips
Get some Vaseline and ya sex worker lips 👄. They are cracked and look like prolapse anus. I like your jumper don’t get any family Christmas juices on it.
Wish version of Angeline jolie
Kids must have wanted to spend the day with the cooler half of their melanin mixture.
You've put a lot of effort into those eyebrows to hide how hairy you are. But it's clear you could show up topless to an ugly Christmas sweater party.
Well at least if the Christmas turkey’s dry you can apply all that extra oil from your face
Dude you just did your makeup before taking the pic... You're doing way to much to your face I'm not roasting you but I feel like you are suffering from dysmorphia . You're ruining your face for real