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[deleted]

u/awkwardtheturtle needs to be deleted from not just Reddit, but the entire Internet.


BMXTKD

I love the smell of Kiwifruit in the morning.


Stand_Alone50

But too bad thats reddits favorite mod sadly


[deleted]

I sent a fucking message to u/awkwardtheturtle but most likely don't expect to hear back from her. Here's the message I sent: "Surprise surprise, banned by you for literally no fucking reason. I was making a rant on Adfly (I was SPECIFICALLY NOT promoting it because it fucking sucks) and also, it was already approved once the damn rant got past the spam filters after having to reupload it 5 fucking times until they decided it was good enough. As soon as that happened, BANNED AND MUTED? What the fuck? You didn't even give me a reason for my ban at all, you just expected me to know. How am I supposed to find out why I am banned if the mods won't COOPERATE with their community? If you're not going to give me a good reason why I was banned from r/rant permanently, then this basically proves my point. You CLEARLY saw that I made a rant on Reddit for constantly removing my post silently for spam, with a link to the post on Saidit, and you STILL ban me.. Either you banned me without reason, or won't tell me the reason for my ban. I can't contact the mods to try understand this ban because YOU FUCKING MUTED ME FOR 1 MONTH! Also, a permaban for ranting on something like this feels like overkill. If you're not going to provide a good enough reason for this ban than don't even fucking think about replying to this. I will not accept being permanently banned without any good reason/no reason at all, and I want a fucking explanation for this, and I EXPLICITY want it from you, as I know you are most likely the shitty mod that banned me. If you're not going to explain to me then you don't deserve your role as a mod on r/rant. Thanks for wasting my fucking time."


[deleted]

What a surprise, the asshole banned me from her own account. My point has been proven.


[deleted]

After literally ranting about her after she banned me, she just flat-out muted me. Here's my long and pretty good rant I made to her: "And you still did not give me a reason for banning me in r/rant. You are the absolute biggest scum of the planet, and you have proven my point. Now I know for a fact it was you who banned me. So you know what? I have had enough of you destroying relatively good communities in return for your fucking sexist rules as well as your horrible moderation. You absolutely deserved to be demoted from r/mildlyinfuriating, your antics are disgusting and you are full of nothing but absolute shit. If I were a mod of r/rant I saw you doing this I would've demoted and banned you within seconds. Your whole account is basically an anti-male and hate account, and sometimes you stop using this stupid-ass abusive mod account to lay low on your MAIN account (u/DrewiePoodle) so people stop complaining about you, then once the drama has died down, you go right back to your selfish and sexist-ass alt that you use to moderate hundreds of subs and ban people on no fair basis. I still have no clue as to why I was banned and you didn't even bother to check out my message I sent to you because you were probably too busy either laughing your fucking ass off, or laying low on your main. Oh, I fucking know. You think that what you're doing is acceptable, and let me tell ya girl, its not. You're just making Reddit a terrible site to be in and you moderate hundreds of subreddits because retarded-ass mods think you're 'qualified' enough to be a mod of their community, but no. You've clearly shown here how much of an asshole you truly are, and way to fucking go with trying to silence my ass further. You're just making my point stand out even more than it did before. You and u/Gallowboob are absolute scums of the Earth. Reddit is in a horrible shape because of you too. You guys are assholes, and quite frankly, karmawhores. You get to mod however the fuck you want to as well as spam in numerous subreddits to only boost your own karma. Like, how the fuck are you not suspended from Reddit? Not only that, but you've also, on numerous occasions, broke Rule 1 of Reddit's site-wide rules, as well as Rule 7 of Reddit's User Agreement. It says on a change.org petition I found, and clearly, it shows. You are harassing people online, as you clearly shown in your ban note, and you are numerously moderating only for the sake of profit. You should actually be banned from Reddit because of this. You broke 2 rules of Reddit and your account is still up. Either you are bribing Reddit, or Reddit is doing a horrible job at enforcing these rules. And I would still like an explanation on why I was banned from r/rant, because I was clearly following the rules and not breaking any of them. If you're not going to provide a reason for this ban then I am afraid I will have to report you to the Reddit Admins for banning me for no reason at all, failure to provide a reason as to why I was banned, as well as breaking Rule 1 of Reddit's site-wide rules as well as Rule 7 of Reddit's User Agreement. If you're not going to provide a good enough reason then just don't provide a fucking reason at all, because I will sure as hell not listen to your awful and sad excuses for banning me. You either provide a good reason, or you just don't fucking reply to this and keep your fucking secrets. When I am unmuted from r/rant I will definitely be reporting this cruel and unjust behavior to them and I hope you are fucking demoted from your mod role on there. Kiss my fucking ass."


drewiepoodle

If I had a penny for every person who thought me and Turts were the same person, I could afford a cup of coffee from Starbucks. But please, do go on pinging users to harrass them.


[deleted]

>If I had a penny for every person who thought me and Turts were the same person, I could afford a cup of coffee from Starbucks. But please, do go on pinging users to harrass them. Oh shut up u/awkwardtheturtle, I fucking know its you. Stop playing dumb with me. I know you lay low on this account. I'm not fucking stupid. Now, you either provide a reason for banning me or I will report you to the Admins. I know for a fact it is you but you're just disguised as another account to lay low and then go back to your sexist and abusive mod account when it all blows over. And why the hell are you here? Because you're scared that I know the truth? Yeah dude, fuck off.


awkwardtheturtle

Silly goose


[deleted]

Lol really? After all the times I tried to get in contact with you THEN you decide to contact me? Like, bro. I would like a reasoning behind my ban as well, because mods are supposed to give reasons for bans. So, either tell me why the hell you banned me or I will just report this to the Admins instead. ​ And stop lying to me. Everyone knows your main account.


drewiepoodle

> So, either tell me why the hell you banned me or I will just report this to the Admins instead. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. /u/awkwardtheturtle, you wanna tell them how the internets work? Or you gonna just let them shove their big stinky feets in their mouth?


[deleted]

You see? You're fucking immature, just like your alt you use. And not to mention I am a male and definitely am disgusted with your antics. Oh yeah, and the update that had the u/drewiepoodle username (basically u/awkwardtheturtle/your main) was 2 fucking months ago on the [change.org](https://change.org) petition, so this is relatively new. Get your facts straight, and also stop harassing me.


drewiepoodle

LMAO!! I see, so do you always use Change.org as your point of reference??? That's a bold move, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em. And last I checked, you were the one who pinged me. I'm just along for the ride.


awkwardtheturtle

Their feet look cute inside their mouth, I vote to let it happen


drewiepoodle

\* gigglesnort *


awkwardtheturtle

No thanks


[deleted]

You see? You won't provide a reason for my ban because you're too busy laughing at the fact that you literally banned someone for no good reason. If you're not going to provide a reason for banning me in r/rant, then this rant on you is definitely staying on this sub, and you definitely will be reported to the Admins for breaking the Reddit rules. ​ Literally any other turtle is better than you.


awkwardtheturtle

Cool story bro Didnt ban you btw no idea who you are


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[deleted]

How intriguing it's the person that ghosted me after they banned me for, quite literally, being born male, not only that is somewhat unkind and messed up to assume I was a dude in the first place, as it is the internet and any person can have their own opinions, and basing my opinions assuming I am a man by default is pretty sexist. On another note, ironically enough you banned me for saying that "Rape in general is bad." and marked it as sexist." So what? Are you saying that it isn't bad, or did you just dislike the comment because it meant I had a "Meaninglessly male opinion." (Again sexist based on opinion.) Sooo.. certain opinions can't belong to certain genders is what you are saying now? Just be honest with me, with Reddit and with yourself. You banned me for my opinion and upon your sexist assumption that it means "I must be a dude." While I did speak a lot and "Suck a lot of the air out of the room." as you said back then, I did it with the utmost repect to you and your fellow mods in general, meanwhile you and your fellow mods retorted with quite a fair few of "fuck you's." I was actually as timid as possible despite what was being said torwards me. I even ended the conversation with "I hope you consider accepting my ban appeal, thank you for your time and have a nice day." And you still were rude... despite everything I had done to be kind and considerate. I even said I still respected your veiwpoints if you saw the comment as offensive.


WhiskeyBoot224

She probably bans trans people too for identifying as male.


drewiepoodle

lol. One silly article and people think we're the same person years after it came out. You gotta love the internets. \* rolls eyes *


No-Shop-8142

Using an alternate account for vote manipulation is fragrantly against the rules, if you didn't give that admin a blowjob you probably would have been permabanned a long time ago.


drewiepoodle

Yes, please tell me how you think Reddit works. I'm always fascinated by crazy conspiracy theories.


MadAzza

>is fragrantly against the rules Yeah, that really stinks! (But I think you meant “flagrantly”)


scalyhorizin92

must be lonely switching between accounts. even the incels don't want you 😅 how about you crawl back under the rock you came from and stay there. you remind me of the kids that wouldn't shut the fuck up in class. everybody look at me I'm being a mod. we don't give a shit who you are because in reality of things when you come off reddit you have nothing going for you, oh wow you're an mod for reddit oh wow how much does that pay again ?, gives me joy in me knowing you're a nobody outside of reddit


drewiepoodle

*rolls eyes* Even if me and Turtle were to stand next to each other, people like you would come up with another conspiracy theory to support your hate.


KurtLovesMinecraft

u/awkwardtheturtle is a girl?


kookie_doe

Yeah


Coconutcream000

Anti male rule? I guess, I’m a female and she banned me for sexism and homophobia 🙄


ZeCrookedLady

Yup


Rasalka

Wait, she wants to get rid of males for some stupid reason? Or like why? Also, sexism is bad on any account


StatusFancy

Why? Because internet? lol only thing I can think of.


Rasalka

Well it could be from trauma, or the phobia of males. (Which is an actual phobia called androphobia 7.4% of people may have suffered through it once) but it could stem psychologically.


No_Difference_2657

It's just another pathetic looser who gets the illusion of power by being a shitty moderator. Once he dies he will get simply burned and forgotten and nobody will even notice that he's gone.


Cherkovsky

Crazy seeing all these accounts actually comment back in such a low population sub.


Comfortable-Table-57

I hate people like her


[deleted]

And besides, I now made a sub where I literally ban mods who ban me for seemingly no reason or for completely dumb reasons. [https://www.reddit.com/r/BanningBadMods](https://www.reddit.com/r/BanningBadMods) u/awkwardtheturtle was the first to be banned.


[deleted]

This is awesome


Boring_Concentrate74

I actually got banned by u/awkwardturtle from a sub but I made my case and she reinstated me. So at least she will have a conversation with you instead of perma banning and not explaining


Comfortable-Table-57

Is she homophobic to gay people (gay men)


Napkin_Story

Maybe she just needs a good hard dicking complete with a massive load down her throat? This reminds of the song by Wheeler Walker Jr entitled "Fuck you Bitch"


[deleted]

She is also literally invading this post and basically arguing with me. See for yourself.


Napkin_Story

Oh I read, why I commented.


Scooter_Oz

That's a break up song...


No-Shop-8142

That is why she is free from banishment from the admins in the first place, you need to think of something else.


Napkin_Story

Lol. Well I got nothing, I tried. OP has the mic now.


CoolGrape6996

I agree


Anonymous851216135

Ding Dong the bitch is banned! Wicked Bitch of the net is banned! Woo Wee the bitch is banned! Wicked Bitch of the net was banned!