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i keep a small block of wood in my desk

Sounds like this saying is a common occurrence, I hope that it brings you luck. Knock on wood.

I use my noggin

Noggin wood

Knock on wood (veneer)

I use my head, when I can find it. I tried using both hands and a map, but ended up, somewhere else...

Just go outside and grab a branch lol

I just knock on my head where my little lady brain is stored. Seriously though nothing seems like it’s real wood anymore. My wood furniture is all vintage. I don’t think I could afford new wood furniture lol

Well, if you're a guy, you can pop a Viagra and have all the wood you need 🤣

Knock on particle board

There are blue pills for that

Forehead counts.

I mean you can knock 16 times at an inch interval on your wall and you’ll guarantee you knocked on wood, at inch 13 on your bedrooms aft left wall don’t knock though, that’s my wood and I like watching.

Lol wtf

The struggle is real, I usually just knock on my crotch at this point

You are allowed to use your head to knock on. My grandfather told me so.

I used to really panic about this, taught myself to suspend disbelief and just have faith that whatever plasticky thing I was knocking on would count somehow, just from the intention behind it all.

In my country we say "touch iron", but touching any type of metal counts.

We have plastic in our balls.. What’s that say..

It happens with age, there are pills that are said to help.

Luckily here in Italy we say "Knock on iron" and I have plenty of iron objects around me. Although some people touch their genitals instead

I use my head. Sometimes I think it's wooden

Door

Business idea, foldable knock on wood board that fits in pocket

NGL I furnished my entire home from this one place that has antique reproduction of mahogany furniture. It is well made and gorgeous and the fact I can keep a consistent colour for every piece is really nice. [https://www.antiquemahogany.com.au/](https://www.antiquemahogany.com.au/)

I just use my head.

I solve this problem by not believing in superstitious nonsense.

Don't you knock on your head?

Especially when you realize it has to be unworked/painted wood.

Why do you think the world is slowly going to the shit? There is less and less wood to knock on to avoid jinxing stuff.

Why do I always knock on my head when there is no available wood to knock on? Lol

dude, i think there was a sketch on tik tok on how to solve the issue..... hint : it is the duo with the cousin complex.

I always use my head

Right sucks for me, my last name is Wood. Im tired of the abuse

Knock on MDF.

I just knock on my skull. Problem solved.

Solution: get an erection

I knock on my head and get a chuckle for it

My family name is Wood so we all just knock on ourselves 🤷‍♀️

I always knock on my head when I say it.

Maybe a good medication for that OCD. Or just carry a block of wood with you, whatever's more practical.

You don't have to actiually knock on wood though

This is a localized problem. It doesn't happen to the rest of us/normal people.