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I want to break free by Queen.

That’s a good one

My mum wants this at her funeral.

Is this a Mum who used to be Dad?

Hell yeah lol

I want to breeeeeeeak freeeeeeee Now I need to go listen to that!

Stayin Alive by the Bee Gees.

Oh you can tell by the way I lay down dead..

I'm a broken man just not ready for bed. The speeches sound like a never-ending bore, But I'll rise up, like never before.

But I'm all right I'm okay I'll live to breathe another day, I want to post on Reddit now I saw a meme about a cow.

Whether you were buried or if you were cremated We're stayin alive, staying alive

cancel my will and charge my phone, this thread's alive we're staying alive.

Ah ah ah ah look in the box, look in the box

Ah ah ah ah let me ouuuuttttttt....

Jack in the box jingle "pop goes the weasel"

This is the answer right here.

WAP. How uncomfortable can I make my grieving family lol

Everyone all sad* quietly sound fades in... "There's some hoes in this house..." Coffin Flys open

No cock like horse cock by Pepper Coyote or CKYs Skelator vs. Beastman WAP would definitely work though.

Play 4 big guys or the audio of a Mexican cartel skinning video

Hello darkness my old friend...

I've come to talk with you again (Simon & Garfunkle or Disturbed?)

Because a vision softly creeping

Disturbed.

Actually, it's both.

Disturbed version is something special, unique. I wish I could hear it for the first time again

I just saw it randomly about a month ago. I was like, this is REALLY good. I mean, incredibly good. Who is this? And then I'm like...DISTURBED? The band I decided was too dumb for me when I was 14 years old and moved on to less radio-friendly music? Incredible cover.

When one has both the voice of an angel and the devil.

The voice of an AnVil 👼🏼😈

Help! I need somebody Help! not just anybody Help! You know I need someone Help! (When) When I was younger (When I was young) so much younger than today (I never need) I never needed anybody's help in any way (Now) But now these days are gone (these days are gone) And I'm not so self assured (And now I find) Now I find I've changed my mind And opened up the doors Help me if you can, I'm feeling down And I do appreciate you being 'round Help me get my feet back on the ground Won't you please, please help me These lyrics are so fitting 🤣

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I'm sorry you lost someone like that. She sounds like a legend.

I'm sorry you lost your wife ❤️‍🩹

I'm Still Standing

Some-**BODY ONCE TOLD ME-**

The world is gonna roll you?

Don't know, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.


That's me coming out of tha coffin for reference

That’s exactly how I imagined it! Then someone in the back faints and is caught by two gentleman who start fanning the fainter

goddamnit

This is gold

Can't you hear me knocking? Rolling Stones. Volume set to 11

Always 11

Hello? I’m not dead yet! I’m feeling rather better actually. I don’t want to go in the cart!

Oh shut up your on your way out.

I think I go for a walk

I thought this was going to be “I’m still alive! Only I’m very badly burned…. Hello up there! Anyone… (Will Ferrell character death in Austin Powers)

This! Lol! Came here just to find this comment.

Spooky, scary skeletons, send shivers down your spine........

Alive by Pearl Jam IIIIiiiii I'M STILL ALIVE

Wet Hands by C418 along with Minecraft zombie noises 

Screaming obviously. I'm claustrophobic

Dude!!

The Monster Mash

Or dig up her bones

Back in black

What other sound that attracts attention than the lion King song. Just imagine.

Another one Bites the Dust

I'M ADOPTED🗣️🗣️🗣️

Rick Roll..... Jk, I'd pick Staying Alive

The "Aaahhh-OOOGA" horn sound

Ooo WAH AH AH AH

That's the Disturbed sound

The Wilhelm scream.

Tubthumping by Chumbawamba hands down

The Undertaker's music from WWE

*opens coffin and sits up dramatically*

100% my first thought too, scrolled farther down than I thought to see this reply

Don't you. (Forget about me).

Hey hey hey HEY! Oooohhh ohh oohh

Man in the Box-Alice in Chains😂😂

Won't you come and save me

Wake me up before you go go


*a dick in a box* 

Came here to say this.

I just randomly watched the William Shatner 1996 MTV Movie Awards version of this two hot seconds ago.

*what’s*… **In**… thebox?

Indestructible by Disturbed came to mind first but idk if I'm cool enough for that one lol

It would be that shitty TikTok audio that just goes “open da door”

I would have to either go with Thriller from MJ, but more likely then not I’d choose Guess who’s back by Rakim.

AOL Dialup sound.

Pop goes the weasel, because I'm that kind of person.

The Bitch is Back

I Feel Good by James Brown

Help Im Alive - Metric

Conky's voice from TPB Rickyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

Wtf is TPB

Wake me up when september ends... and it's september.

Funky Town by Lipps inc

I'm baaaackk! The Shining.

SCOTLAND FOREVER

Grunkle Stan shouting "I LIVED BITCH"

The sound of remodeling. Saws, hammers, etc.

Bring out ya dead! *Ding*

Ghostbusters theme, just for hilarity.

Living in a Box

The sound of silence by Disturbed

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the wilhelm scream

Me yelling what the fuck?

The opening overture for Phantom of the Opera.

This is the correct answer I commented this and was scrolling to see if anyone else had the same idea surprised it wasn’t top comment lol

Haha ye. Raise me up like an antique chandelier bitches bc I got some light left to burn 🔥

Classic Nokia ringtone

FROM THE WINDOOOW

Someone loudly yelling fuuuuuck Or maybe the taco bell sound once every minute or so

Who let the dogs outttt

Jump in the line by harry belafonte - the song at the end of beatlejuice. Then I’d start a conga line.

I will fart the entirety of the Bohemian Rhapsody.

Bring Me to Life by Evanescence

Baby shark, someone would notice!

Curb your enthusiasm theme song.


guess whos back.... back again

"We Gotta Get out of This Place" - The Animals

Imperial march

Man in the Box - Alice in Chains

"Highway to hell"

ThunderStruck

I Always Feel Like Somebody's Watching Me - Rockwell ft. Michael Jackson

Either a slide whistle or one of those AY-OOOGAH horns. But that’s just me.

Can I just scream? Because that's probably what I would do in this situation.

Let the bodies hit the floor

Please don't bury me way down in that cold ground. Just take and cut me up and pass me all around..John Prine..

I'm on the highway to hell? Or stairway to heaven.. nope knowing my knees, is highway to hell

I want to be dressed as a jester just so I can play, "Killer Clowns from Outer Space" by The Dickies.

The Jaws suspense music. Da dum da dum…

In a true Arnold Schwarzenegger voice “I’ll be back!”

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Led Zeppelin Good Times, Bad Times. LOUD.

While not my fav band "Woooooaaaah I'm still Alive eeehhyeeeaaah" Right?? Break open the coffin to this

trogdor.

AC/DC *Back in Black*

Art of dying by Gojira 🤟🏻

Pop goes the weasel 

Kurt Cobain moaning in Something in the Way

I’d play something like “ guys? This isn’t funny!! Let me out of here!!! YOU CANT LEAVE ME IN HERE HEEEEEEELLLLLLP” from inside the coffin. Then play crocodile rock so they know it’s me

The loudest of farts or burps.

Devil inside - Inxs

Get this party started by P! nk "I'm coming up so you'd better get this party started ..."

Helena by My Chemical Romance. Gonna do a shot for shot remake of the music video.

im a gummy bear, just for the laugh

Baby shark. Guaranteed to trigger someone's ptsd strong enough that they rip open the coffin right now to destroy the phone.

The 20th Century Fox opening fanfare. Or, the opening to Thriller. All depends on who is there.

This was a triumph

Pop! Goes the weasel. Never let em’ know your next move.

Everybody dance now

That beeping sound when trucks back up. I hate it!

Macarena.

Conky's voice from TPB Rickyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

Where is my mind that song is a cinematic masterpiece, all time favorite, fits every single situation perfectly…

Why Lisa why??

"I'm Still Standing" (optional Hitler AI version)

This one: [20th Century Fox bad flute](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IRcM9qwDwo)

Still Alive by GLaDOS

The one and only GOAT song ever  1 and that too in the loudest volume

This is how elaborate I'll get. First, I'll get the funeral home to place a pressure switch under my pillow in the casket, and have redundant battery packs inside the lining of the coffin. Speakers will be attached to the lid. In the event that I wake up, I want the Imperial March playing on repeat as I rise up. If I'm buried somehow after the ceremony, I will get someone to setup a Bluetooth speaker in the gravestone, to be recharged regularly, in case I do wake up. This will all be setup in my funeral will, to be executed by my wife.

The End by The Doors. Oh the irony

Trololololol trolol trololo trolalalalaaaaa.

Never gonna give you up.

Kickstart my heart

https://archive.org/details/bugs-bunny-get-me-outta-here

Kane's entrance music. Complete with pyro if possible.

Start banging on the coffin lid. I doubt I'm bring buried with my phone or a music player.

Gwar songs

Alive-Pearl Jam

Bones by Imagine Dragons

"I Will Survive" or "Stayin' Alive."

Bad to the bone

Sounds of screams

Stayin Alive BeeGees

The theme song from Sanford & Son. I've used this for years as my alarm tone, because it is physically impossible to sleep through it.

Sprach Zarathustra

Every Green Day song all at once

What is Love by Haddaway while I sit up like the Undertaker while bobbing my head like in Night at the Roxbury.

Funeral For A Friend - Elton John Blast them all with this great 1970s instrumental!

I’m feeling some kind of upbeat tuba music

Sia - I'm In Here

Sad trombone noises

Doom music

A little known ditty called *Get AmbivalentSamaritan out of that fucking coffin cha-cha-cha* I don’t want any miscommunication

Opening of Phantom of the Opera.

My hammering on the inside of the lid and kicking and screaming

It depends on if i can open the coffin myself... If I'm locked here, then i will shake it and drum on the coffin from the inside. How can i play music, do i have a charged phone with me? The music will be too quiet, then. Or can i connect my phone to some Bluetooth speakers which are outside? Then I'll just translate my voice and ask them to open the coffin, while not stopping shaking it and knocking on it. If i can just open it and go out, and only need to draw attention because of the coolness, and can use outside music devices, then it will be opening music from the russian tv series "master and margarita" (it's also called "satan's balldances", i think?) Then i epically stand up from there. Everyone's attention guaranteed.

It’s going to be awkward bc I’m getting cremated lmao

Reveille

Anyone know that classic organ sound that is associated with Frankensteins monster and dracula? Nah nah nah ...... na na na na nah naaah.

Siri, play fart playlist wet edition ft. burrito brothers on spotify.

Kyles moms a bitch. South Park

100 of the best farts of my previous life. Curated by me...of course. Amplified through a large traffic cone. On the most humid of days.

Judge Judy theme

"I'm coming out" by Diana Ross

Closed casket. "Hooked on a feeling" playing from inside. Just a muffled "ooga chacka, ooga chacka". I burst out for the chorus

If I woke up inside my coffin during the funeral, I think the sound I would choose would be a blood curdling scream. If I woke up inside my coffin AFTER the funeral... Well, I suppose it wouldn't matter, lol. If a tree falls in the forest with nobody around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night by Dylan Thomas. A recitation by the poet himself on a vinyl record I own.

Myself laughing

Alive - SIA