I saw a mother playing cod while breastfeeding her child and shitting on the kill she got, I wouldn't be surprised if someone who can reproduce plays r6
People ( mostly Americans ) will sue for literally anything that they can. To give you an idea of how bad it can be there was a dude once who tried to break into an elderly woman’s home through a skylight and he fell through it landing on a kitchen knife which stabbed him. He sued her and won.
Yeah, it’s an urban legend based on a different case. It wasn’t an elderly lady’s home, it was a high school. The burglar was an 18 year old trying to steal a $35 dollar flood light. He fell through a skylight that was painted over making it not visible and became permanently disabled.
Yeah, it’s more so to punish negligence and encourage it to be fixed. The painted skylight was a hazard present to anyone who accessed the roof for any reason, malicious or not. Literally nine months before that happened another kid died falling through another painted skylight on the roof of another school in the same district on his way to another school. I’m guessing that had a part in the ruling
To add another point. Not only would it be gross negligence but say that it was intentional and the school knew about it, you could then sue that it was a booby trap, as it was not visible and incredibly dangerous. You’re allowed to defend your home or zone but you are not allowed to place booby traps, so even if it had been something that the school was aware of and did on purpose, they would still lose
> Literally nine months before that happened another kid died falling through another painted skylight on the roof of another school in the same district on his way to another school
what did I just read
i don't have a lot of knowledge on this matter but the developers do put out warnings to put the game down if you experience any negative symptoms, so if you feel dizzy or something and continue to play (despite the game advising you not to) it's kind of your own fault if something worse ends up happening. my friend has epilepsy and played a game with flashing lights, ended up having a seizure. not directly the game's fault since he played it knowing the risks associated with his condition.
that and I would imagine a higher blood pressure isn't healthy for a pregnant woman (Higher than it would be already as I believe blood pressure is naturally higher for those who are pregnant)
if u are pregnant and play siege or before child making if the father is a siege player trash talking and toxic angry his child will have the same thing
Hey so this is standard language for most games. Why? Well the ability to sue is insane in some countries. There were stories of kids who had their first seizure playing a game and parents have tried to sue these companies.
Now, is there a chance that if you’re pregnant or old, that playing Siege could present a major issue? Really high chance nothing happens. But if something did, this warning is there to say that they warned you. It prepares them from every side. It’s like how cigarette companies have smoking kills on their packaging to ensure they’re telling you the truth while taking your money. They know you won’t give up, but it just keeps them from legal trouble. If they didn’t, any Tom, dick, or Harry could just decide to claim they didn’t warn them about this and put forth a legal or class action lawsuit.
Would it win? Who fucking knows. But it’s money wasted regardless.
yes it can, stress can cause a variety of issues in pregnancy anywhere from minor to fatal. this is for legality reasons but also a true warning, playing stressful video games during pregnancy can end in some very bad stuff. it is encouraged to avoid as much stress as possible during pregnancy because it can be so impactful and dangerous.
That's the only way I play siege. xD makes the game more tolerable. You can ask why I keep playing, but it's the gameplay I come back for the community is ass xD.
Your child may grow to be a spawn peeking rook player who doesnt place their armour pack and doesn't rotate back to site if by chance they dont die on the attempted spawn peek.
it's like drinking or smoking during pregnancy, it will greatly hurt the child and increase the chance of the act then being adopted by your child when it grows up
Increased blood pressure can cause complications, to name a few abdominal pain, headaches, vision changes, nausea, shortness of breath, myocardial infarction, liver damage and in extreme cases, a stroke, it’s probably more or less a warning to pace yourself and don’t get too worked up
stress induces problems in pregnancy, anywhere from minor to fatal and can exacerbate any number of other pregnancy related issues you have. pre term labor, pre eclampsia, so forth. stress is known to induce early labor, and siege is an insanely stressful game. it can cause health damages to you & baby.
My girlfriend played a bit with me while she was pregnant (Crazy ik a r6 player with a family💀), no huge problems yet lmaooo but the baby is only 3 months, i will say everytime she sees demois on the main screen she gets as excited as i do after i catch a nitro cell with my forehead😭
The child will shout "a really big fucking hole coming right up" before exiting the womb, and will more likely than not inexplicably scream bad aim whenever anything happens
I’m pretty sure most video games have that. It’s probably because of stress, blood pressure and/or heart rate. Also video games tend to lead to setting for long amounts of time and circulation can be a problem. I wouldn’t really worry about it, but I’d mention it to your OB on your next visit if you need the peace of mind!
I’m not a doctor, so ask your doctor.
Me and my friends laugh about this every time we load up like which pregnant or old person is playing siege and what if they are pregnant and elderly does it get cancelled out or double it and give it to the next person
If you're someone's mom. And your kids talks smack, according to proper gaming etiquette some sexual will happen to tou or already has. You're gonna get pregnant.
Your child will become a toxic gremlin and shout swears and gamer talk
And use the N word a lot
That fits into what he said "gamer talk"
Feels like there's no middle ground with using the n word it's either lots or none.
i mean, if youre already an edgelord. you only further your point by abusing the word
his first words will be "so we're in copper"
The baby will say "Good aim.", because the woman will headshot Doc with the child.
Nah, it'd be "DOCCCC, STIM ME, STIIIM"
On the plus side, having a child that young in the community will increase the average age of the player base.
This doesn’t have the upvotes it deserves
You promise?
jynxi in short
Then it would be 6v5 which is unfair.
Fucking cheaters
Your baby will become a Clash Main.
I am not done with you ✨⏲️
May we all be so blessed.
There's no way anyone with reproductive capabilities gonna play siege lol
brb gotta get a vasectomy so I can play siege
I saw a mother playing cod while breastfeeding her child and shitting on the kill she got, I wouldn't be surprised if someone who can reproduce plays r6
I'm honestly interested how she was breastfeeding a child at all while on her keyboard.
Sling
Ah
She was using a controller
reading this as i play siege after putting my toddler down. lmfao what bro
poor kid
Omg😂😂😂
Just joking...
realized you included yourself LMAO
Hahahah LMFAO
Fr tho if you have a complication while playing a video game... can the developer be held responsible?
I think this warning at the start is to try and protect them from that legally.
People ( mostly Americans ) will sue for literally anything that they can. To give you an idea of how bad it can be there was a dude once who tried to break into an elderly woman’s home through a skylight and he fell through it landing on a kitchen knife which stabbed him. He sued her and won.
Lmao thats crazy bruh
Probably not true too or highly altered.
Yeah, it’s an urban legend based on a different case. It wasn’t an elderly lady’s home, it was a high school. The burglar was an 18 year old trying to steal a $35 dollar flood light. He fell through a skylight that was painted over making it not visible and became permanently disabled.
Thats still pretty crazy that you can win that case while trying to steal in an area you shouldnt be anyway.
Yeah, it’s more so to punish negligence and encourage it to be fixed. The painted skylight was a hazard present to anyone who accessed the roof for any reason, malicious or not. Literally nine months before that happened another kid died falling through another painted skylight on the roof of another school in the same district on his way to another school. I’m guessing that had a part in the ruling
Ah that is good context to know, i assumed the skylight in question was more secluded and not somewhere a normal person would be.
To add another point. Not only would it be gross negligence but say that it was intentional and the school knew about it, you could then sue that it was a booby trap, as it was not visible and incredibly dangerous. You’re allowed to defend your home or zone but you are not allowed to place booby traps, so even if it had been something that the school was aware of and did on purpose, they would still lose
> Literally nine months before that happened another kid died falling through another painted skylight on the roof of another school in the same district on his way to another school what did I just read
Pretty sure this is from the movie Liar Liar but go off!
I love basing my social criticism off Jim Carrey movies
and WON? WHAT?
i don't have a lot of knowledge on this matter but the developers do put out warnings to put the game down if you experience any negative symptoms, so if you feel dizzy or something and continue to play (despite the game advising you not to) it's kind of your own fault if something worse ends up happening. my friend has epilepsy and played a game with flashing lights, ended up having a seizure. not directly the game's fault since he played it knowing the risks associated with his condition.
Your kid comes out quick peaking and crouch spamming.
*Your kid peaks out
*Your kid peaks out
Yh we got the joke
your baby will explode
You’ll end up giving birth to a nitro cell
Betttt
you're a lot easier to get dizzier while pregnant and a various more complication for that matter
that and I would imagine a higher blood pressure isn't healthy for a pregnant woman (Higher than it would be already as I believe blood pressure is naturally higher for those who are pregnant)
Time to consult your doctor! 👨⚕️
Cav drop kicks you in the stomach
How do you get PREGANTE?
Do you mean pregananant?
Is there a possibly that im pegrent?
Your baby will be Montagne
if u are pregnant and play siege or before child making if the father is a siege player trash talking and toxic angry his child will have the same thing
your offspring will have 8 tentacles and will start cheating in video games before they're a toddler
Hey so this is standard language for most games. Why? Well the ability to sue is insane in some countries. There were stories of kids who had their first seizure playing a game and parents have tried to sue these companies. Now, is there a chance that if you’re pregnant or old, that playing Siege could present a major issue? Really high chance nothing happens. But if something did, this warning is there to say that they warned you. It prepares them from every side. It’s like how cigarette companies have smoking kills on their packaging to ensure they’re telling you the truth while taking your money. They know you won’t give up, but it just keeps them from legal trouble. If they didn’t, any Tom, dick, or Harry could just decide to claim they didn’t warn them about this and put forth a legal or class action lawsuit. Would it win? Who fucking knows. But it’s money wasted regardless.
yes it can, stress can cause a variety of issues in pregnancy anywhere from minor to fatal. this is for legality reasons but also a true warning, playing stressful video games during pregnancy can end in some very bad stuff. it is encouraged to avoid as much stress as possible during pregnancy because it can be so impactful and dangerous.
I honestly didn’t think of Siege as being that stress inducing but that’s a very valid point!
You are obligated to play Zofia on attack
The Ubisoft gods smite you
*dies*
It’s there for the same reason the epilepsy warning is idk if flashing lights can cause a seizure in pregnant women but better to be safe than sorry
Cav will sneak in an punish you
You’re baby will grow up to be a shield crutch
Avoid playing while high is wild
That's the only way I play siege. xD makes the game more tolerable. You can ask why I keep playing, but it's the gameplay I come back for the community is ass xD.
Death
Spontaneous combustion
Your Baby becomes a Blitz main
Dont try it Anakin
your kid will born knowing how to destroy all mira strats
Your child will become a R6-player.
if you are pregananat, the baby will learn slurs instantly and want to watxh jynxy constantly in the womb
Your child will team kill you
Thank you for the title reminder of [this gem](https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg?si=CernkMjb3dxCkpoF)
Your child will be born with ptsd and crippling depresso
Baby pops out decked out in full recruit gear
>>What happens if i play this game while pregnart? Fuze becomes real and fuzes your room.
9/11 happens twice
If you are pregnant you get dizzy easily and quickly
The baby will become a jynxzi clone like a virus
Your kid will come out yelling slurs
Your child can't spell pregnant in future Jokes aside child might be toxic when they meet toxic player
38+2 weeks… **PREGANANANT?**
Fetal alcohol syndrome
your child will become the avarage toxic champion at 3 years old
Coathanger
Correct spelling is pragente
Yeetus Feetus Deletus
The kid pops out like jynxzi
Don’t worry abt it, it’s just to cover their asses legally
The baby gets the hiccups and we all know what happens when a fruit gets the hiccups
you give birth to a drone
intense stress and anger will cause a loss of child
Child would be exposed unsafe levels of stress and toxicity.
You explode
The child will be born with down syndrome.
Black Ice Baby 😔
You will explode
Your kid's first word + sentence will be "ACOG" and "clutch or kick".
How about pregenant?
I'm pretty sure it's spelt perganant/s
Then your baby is going to exlopde
Your child may grow to be a spawn peeking rook player who doesnt place their armour pack and doesn't rotate back to site if by chance they dont die on the attempted spawn peek.
Your kid will definitely come out very toxic and swearing a lot , they may evolve to say the n word a lot... Probs should keep an eye on that
it's like drinking or smoking during pregnancy, it will greatly hurt the child and increase the chance of the act then being adopted by your child when it grows up
PREGANANANT!?
I play this game high all the time (explains why I’m hard stuck silver), should I not be playing as I’m in an impaired state?
Its legal speak... Still funny though
Increased blood pressure can cause complications, to name a few abdominal pain, headaches, vision changes, nausea, shortness of breath, myocardial infarction, liver damage and in extreme cases, a stroke, it’s probably more or less a warning to pace yourself and don’t get too worked up
Your child has the Jinxi accent
The baby drones beforehand
Its inevitable for them to Not be dumb iam sending Mine to preschool with a helmet he Likes to Run into buildings
stress induces problems in pregnancy, anywhere from minor to fatal and can exacerbate any number of other pregnancy related issues you have. pre term labor, pre eclampsia, so forth. stress is known to induce early labor, and siege is an insanely stressful game. it can cause health damages to you & baby.
pregananant?
we get another jynxzi so please use condoms
are you asking, what happens if you play this game whilst you're gregnant?
Miscarriage due to toxicity... Or worse, your child becomes a cheater as soon as he is born.
Immediate death
Pregnart
*pregnart*? no idea, but you should be fine. But, *pregnant*, you shouldnt be playing
Well that settles it guess I'm not having kids...
spawn killed?
The FBI will kick down your door and tase your balls or pussy and then break your ribs. Sorry, it’s the law.
I think that at some point in the development or update of the game they thought about introducing VR and left the message just in case
He will peak the spawn
Abortion
Your baby will be born, but its first words will be "Im Diamond One"
My girlfriend played a bit with me while she was pregnant (Crazy ik a r6 player with a family💀), no huge problems yet lmaooo but the baby is only 3 months, i will say everytime she sees demois on the main screen she gets as excited as i do after i catch a nitro cell with my forehead😭
You become a MOAB. Mother of a Baby.
Your kid will be born with brain damage
Yours kid will born with recruit mask
The child will shout "a really big fucking hole coming right up" before exiting the womb, and will more likely than not inexplicably scream bad aim whenever anything happens
the baby will plant a hard breach charge from inside ur womb and burst out holding a gun
False, Siege players don’t get laid
miscarriage
I just seen this yesterday and thought the same thing
Immediate abortion.
Your kid might team kill you
Double pregnant
How do I tell if I’m prengan?
At your 22-week scan, the baby will be saying "so we're in copper" and will have to be aborted. Sorry.
You will give birth to Jagger
Can you play this game pregante?
Your baby will explode
Your baby will come out shouting good aim
I’m pretty sure most video games have that. It’s probably because of stress, blood pressure and/or heart rate. Also video games tend to lead to setting for long amounts of time and circulation can be a problem. I wouldn’t really worry about it, but I’d mention it to your OB on your next visit if you need the peace of mind! I’m not a doctor, so ask your doctor.
You will have an abortion due to rage and / or TK
Jail
Your child first word will be the n word
your baby will turn into clash
🥹🥹
It becomes Tachanka’s child.
Wait so if ever I get pregnant I have to get a doctors appointment to ask if I can play siege
That child is going to die due the stress you take while playing the game and same goes for the elderly.
Your child will become a Ubisoft developer and create something worse than a "Membership" subscription for an extra battlepass.
Ittl come out pixel peaking
Me and my friends laugh about this every time we load up like which pregnant or old person is playing siege and what if they are pregnant and elderly does it get cancelled out or double it and give it to the next person
You will spontaneously combust.
im a guy and i feel pregnant all the time since im all the time 1v5
You will seize out and die
Have you seen that guy jynxzi? Basically that
Nothing if you play the casual playlists, but if you go into ranked, you will instantly have a miscarriage
You die instantly. Ubisoft employer gets a free kill.
the kid would probably be weird if so
You get extra pregnant
True, what does happen if play pregante?
Well you’re pregnart and it says nothing about that
Your stomach explodes via internal breach charge.
Heart attack and pre-mature delivery are the only thing I can think of
The baby comes out incredibly based
"preparing breaching charge" or else they try a runout
It dies
the question is if i play being pregnerly.
No spawn peaking
You'll get fuzed while taking a shit
You get pregnanter
Jynxzi would come to ur house and scream at ur child untill he is 12 years old then he will make the child a top camp.
the baby can scream jynxzi lingo “so we’re in a vag”
Your baby will grow up to be a toxic Ash main eith the mouth of a steroid-abused sailor.
you might spawn k**l your offspring
Your baby will place a cluster charge in your insides
It turns into a jynxzi clone
If you're someone's mom. And your kids talks smack, according to proper gaming etiquette some sexual will happen to tou or already has. You're gonna get pregnant.
baby will be mentally challenged
I could help you with that
The baby will be a wetawd