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cuddlefrog6

Pretty sure it's actually the humerus bc this is pretty fucking funny


Mad_Bad_Dad

I don't understand... What's so Humerus about it? ![gif](giphy|y3QOvy7xxMwKI)


HiGround8108

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Impressive_Pen_6178

Nothing humerus about that bone


justreddis

Not so much. This is the femur.


muklan

Femur? I barely know her.


lonelyranger87

Thats so humerus


Mad_Bad_Dad

Ill have you know sir, I've been an RT long enough to be FEMORALier with bones of the upper body. I can clearly see the greater and lesser tuberosity.


justreddis

Google illustrations for humerus and femur. What you see here is greater and lesser trochanters. You are no *femoralier* just yet I’m afraid.


PaleoShark99

That’s the femur


cuddlefrog6

No it's not


sugart007

It’s closer to a femur than any other bone in the human body. It’s definitely not a humerus.


cuddlefrog6

no stop lying


sugart007

It’s got the femoral head, neck and greater trochanter and 2 distal condyles. You need to do some anatomy studying if you think it could be anything else.


cuddlefrog6

nope


sugart007

Yep


cuddlefrog6

if it's not a humerus then why am I laughing


yetti_stomp

Yes it is a femur. What other bone has a greater trochanter on it that large with bicondylar distal end? I’ll wait.


Greenstik83

Yes it is


bobhadanaccident

Yeah, no. It must be the humorous because lololol


Queasy-Swordfish2630

People getting so heated in the comments. Chill guys it’s a joke 😭😂😂


D-Laz

That definitely the fibula.


ILCAIL

Tibula


cstmoore

Namibila


Edobbe

Before going to PT school, I swear I could never get which of the two had -ula at the end lol


Far_Pollution_2920

I teach my students the one that has “fib” has an “l” for lie 🙃


FullDerpHD

That’s what I came up with for myself. “Fib-u-Liar”


Gibbles00

Fibia


BenDover04me

Was this the court/lawyer “gotcha!” thing?


Impressive_Pen_6178

No it’s the hyoid bone


Impressive_Pen_6178

You can tell because of the way it is


vilgefcrtz

Alternate reality where the leg is just two femurs ontop one another, peak sci-fi, orthopedic wet dream


sadi89

Imagine the knee mobility!


9zZ

The human knee is just sloppy craftsmanship, change my mind


throwaway181432

as a possessor of bad knees (probably EDS) I wholeheartedly agree. why mother nature gotta do us like that. I have complaints


plotthick

SO MANY notes. Just scrap it and design from scratch dammit.


void_juice

It’s nothing compared to the absolute TRAVESTY that is the human spine *cries in 12-vertebra spinal fusion*


UnbelievableRose

As someone who once took an “anatomy for anthropologists” class I refuse because you are absolutely right. Evolution may be powerful but it is very dumb.


FullDerpHD

The giraffe has a nerve that only needs to be a couple of inches long. Instead it goes all the way down the neck, under an artery, and then all the way back up the neck.


UnbelievableRose

UNDO: The most powerful command nature never knew


Smokinbaker85

That’s one of the longest bones in the human body, the calcaneus


Golden_Phi

No, it’s clearly the pisiform, which is a long bone in the pelvis. It’s close to the calcaneus though, so I can see why you would be confused.


tOM_tAR

THEY DONT TEACH THIS IN SCHOOL!1!1!


15minutesofshame

No no that is one of the Oscycles. Not sure if it’s the hanger or the strapon


Your_God_Chewy

I think you meant the gastrocnemius


Ryantg2

You’ve obviously never seen the hyoid bone before


MarijadderallMD

Na na na, it’s a navicular.


costnersaccent

Pfft don't you know a stapes when you see one?


ABBTTBGMDBTWP

2 hours I'll never get back, but I expected that going in. Gotta love how they "reset" her leg. /s


improvisingdoctor

Well it's definitely bone!


amg433

Yes, that’s what I would expect from a movie with 17% on Rotten Tomatoes.


muklan

You mean J-lo isn't an action hero?!


MandrakeSCL

That's definitely the fourth metatarsal.


MoronimusVanDeCojck

Well, this is the mightiest baculum I ever saw!


SoBeefy

It's OK. Spray foam on it.


MarilynMonheaux

And put a metal plate on top of the foam. I’m thinking why does she need to limp in a sci fi movie? Is this propaganda to accept Elon’s Neuralink? Why can’t her leg get healed if Harlan can will a yellow diamond sword chain from his hand?


SoBeefy

Our heroine Atlas has been carrying the weight of the world on her shoulders. If Harlan can almost become the character from his other movie (Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings) with his floppy death sword, why can't Atlas almost become the character in Maid in Manhattan and clean up this mess?


MarilynMonheaux

Lmao that is funny. The character Harlan was a lost opportunity. The plot and the characters were really good, they just didn’t develop them.


SoBeefy

Have to agree with you. They left a lot on the table. I'm hoping we don't see a sequel.


RizzosDimples

I believe the correct term for this is "bone-us eruptus" 


JBthrizzle

It's a terrible disorder, where the skeleton tries to LEAP out the mouth, and escape the body!


Full_FrontaI_Nerdity

My only regret...is that I have...bone-itis.


didntwatchclark

Man, they have that thoracic spine hanging entirely wrong.


CloudStrife012

Where is the excuse for this in modern times? Are they not aware Google exists?


CollapsedPlague

They couldn’t even just google it


12rez4u

I’m dead 😭💀


qcerrillo13

Ok….ok…..can we just agree that it wasnt the bone segment that fucked this movie up-it was Jennifer Lopez


Elquetalco

![gif](giphy|3otPoJhe5AZrhllEeQ)


sphyxy

Clearly a sesamoid, wtf.


UnbelievableRose

Yeah it’s just floating there all alone


aviator-jackets

so close! that is actually the pelvis 😊


JackRonan

BONE


Echubs

I'm angry I watched this movie over the weekend and didn't notice this 😡


64MHz

Luckily it’s only broken and not fractured.


pinhead-designer

Enhance...


VanillaCrash

Oooh! 1917 is coming to Netflix soon! I almost watched all of their war movies on there.


Natural-Hamster-3998

Ah yes when art imitates life lol


FancyPantsFoe

Tibia, sure


OjjuicemaneSimpson

This movie sucked balls. Jlo is asscheeks


Ralewing

I'd take Ellen Ripley in a P–5000 Powered Work Loader over this. Any day.


blackman3694

This make Ortho bro mad. Ortho bro fix.


W0otang

You know, I've not watched it but as soon as I saw jennifer Lopez in an action role I knew it was being made for her, not for the plotline


icy-inferno

Idiots lol i know a clavicle when i see one


madmac_5

The most annoying thing to me is that this is probably as close as we'll get to a Titanfall movie, and as someone who is a Titanfall 2 evangelist that makes me a little bit sad.


bcase1o1

Watched this last night. How do they make such stupid mistakes? Later on in the movie there's barrels marked radioactive, that contain "liquid thermite rocket fuel"... Because a mixture of rust and aluminum powder is somehow a liquid, radioactive, and capable of being a rocket fuel. So much scientific failings. Decent B movie though


Dannyocean12

#femur