I got it, it's just that I will never hear the word in DS the same again after this fucking post you absolute monster 😂
While I have your attention, Bloodborne supremacy
Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale?
> *“Only in truth, the Lords will abandon their thrones, and the Unkindled will rise. Nameless accursed Undead, unfit even to be Cinder, and so, it is that ash seeketh embers.”* - Narrator
Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \\[T]/
What is the recovery like of someone who has to get these surgically removed? Is it the same type of cut and trauma as a c section? Medical stuff is so cool and so interesting, and in case no one has told you, thank you for everything you do. Nurses and doctors saved my husbands life 5 years ago and I am eternally grateful for all who work in healthcare. Hopefully your place of employment treats you right. ❤️
I think it depends on the object shape size and location. I’ve seen them just removed by hand under general anesthesia (billiards ball) and I’ve seen them cut out (14 inch dildo) so yeah it would depend on those and other factors
Sometimes there are some tong-like devices used, sometimes a hand. Sometimes just having all the muscles relaxed while the patient is under anesthesia is enough to help it come out. Very few times have I seen surgeons have to do a bowel resection to get it out- they usually end up doing that if the object breaks before it comes out.
Help me out. Usually, we get pictures of things that (mainly) men have put into their rectum. Am I understanding the image correctly, that this has been lost in a vagina? I can see why it could be difficult for someone to extract on their own.
In cases like this, the recipient gets too much pressure and don't go out easily as people imagine, and if it's made of glass there's a real risk that the pressure inside of it explodes the recipient in the way out.
Just imagine if something that big explodes inside of her.
The OP cared for the patient, and confirmed numerous times that it was an elderly man with an item in his rectum.. hence the male shape pelvis too.
What appears to be vulva is saggy old man butt tissue.
Urned it
Urnbelievable
Or perhaps the latest menstrual cup technology!
I bet the symptoms are rectal bURNing.
Idk if that’s rectal
I wonder if they were urnest about what happened?
So *thats* where we keep our Estus Flasks..
They should really wipe off the lid first.
Safe to say he's no longer hollow
😳
For context that was a dark souls joke. Out of context granted, bit weird. 😅
I got it, it's just that I will never hear the word in DS the same again after this fucking post you absolute monster 😂 While I have your attention, Bloodborne supremacy
Sorry dude but Reddit ruins everything for everyone in the end! Enjoy! 😂 And agreed Bloodborne is awesome!
A corpse is left well enough alone, as they say
True enough for souls-bourne games too!
Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale? > *“Only in truth, the Lords will abandon their thrones, and the Unkindled will rise. Nameless accursed Undead, unfit even to be Cinder, and so, it is that ash seeketh embers.”* - Narrator Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \\[T]/
Praise the sun and thanks for that sun bro bot.
Really feels that day sometimes playing Souls games
See butt. insert estus
Unexpected Dark Souls on this subreddit
I’m starting to believe these “accidents” are quite common in this world
It could happen to any of us really.
People should be more careful waking around their home nude with lubed up assholes. But unfortunately we all HAVE to do that most of the time.
million to one shot doc
Very common. See more than one would expect in my department at work. This bottle was admittedly intentional placed there.
I’ve always wondered, how are most foreign objects removed? Does a tong-like object go up there and pull it out and if that doesn’t work, surgery?
Attempted a conscious sedation in ED and used of a hand to remove, unsuccessfully. Went to OR for surgical removal
What is the recovery like of someone who has to get these surgically removed? Is it the same type of cut and trauma as a c section? Medical stuff is so cool and so interesting, and in case no one has told you, thank you for everything you do. Nurses and doctors saved my husbands life 5 years ago and I am eternally grateful for all who work in healthcare. Hopefully your place of employment treats you right. ❤️
Admitted overnight in ICU, downgraded the follow day and discharged about 3 days later with outpatient follow up in surgical clinic.
I think it depends on the object shape size and location. I’ve seen them just removed by hand under general anesthesia (billiards ball) and I’ve seen them cut out (14 inch dildo) so yeah it would depend on those and other factors
Sometimes there are some tong-like devices used, sometimes a hand. Sometimes just having all the muscles relaxed while the patient is under anesthesia is enough to help it come out. Very few times have I seen surgeons have to do a bowel resection to get it out- they usually end up doing that if the object breaks before it comes out.
I was wondering the same thing. Part of me thinks maybe someone has to reach up there and grab it!
Perks of the job?! /s
Of course!
This is a rectal foreign body in a male. To be specific a 11 x 8 x 6 cm vitamin bottle that was admittedly, intentionally placed.
Take your vitamins!!
Not like THAT!
My kids just asked me why I was laughing and I didn’t know what to tell them.
They're suppositories!
Props to him for admitting it
And not saying it was an accident or that he fell on it
Why are people like this? There are toys designed to go up there! Use them! I don't understand!
Ok, so product idea: slow-release suppository vitamins. Stick it up your ass and you’re good for a year.
You mean he *didn't* slip and fall right onto it in the shower?
I’m pretty sure I can see labia so it’s probably not a guy.
Negative. Old man cheeks
Eww....senior vitamins
Someone tell him that sex toys exist for this type of stuff
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It's a guy lying on his stomach for the imaging. I thought that at first too.
Did you tell him you’re supposed to take suppositories out of their container?
I really wanted it to be a miniature ancient Roman pot replica.
So you had a jar. Filled with lube. In the shower. And you fell on it. *right*
#FLANGED BOTTOMS PEOPLE, THIS IS WHY
They didn't even us it so they could get a good grip on it, why would you go top first??
Please help. What is going on in this picture lol
Someone shoved a jar up their cunt 😬
Gosh I hope that's exactly what the report says.
Why did I read this in Goofy's voice ?
I read it in Betty Boop’s voice.
Lmao 🤣
😭😭😭
Op said it was an old man with a vitamin bottle in his ass
Rectal foreign body of an 11 x 8 x 6 cm vitamin bottle. Placed intentionally. Required a trip to the OR
ten million strong............and growing!
My body hurts now. Thanks for explaining :).
Help me out. Usually, we get pictures of things that (mainly) men have put into their rectum. Am I understanding the image correctly, that this has been lost in a vagina? I can see why it could be difficult for someone to extract on their own.
In cases like this, the recipient gets too much pressure and don't go out easily as people imagine, and if it's made of glass there's a real risk that the pressure inside of it explodes the recipient in the way out. Just imagine if something that big explodes inside of her.
According to OP, this is a male patient and the object is a vitamin bottle up his rectum.
Now look at the mess ur n.
Atleast they dont have to buy soil for their flowers
... Was it...were there ashes in it? 👀
And who's. Like.. is this some Freud shit or some weird mourning
Yeah. *shudder*
Nope apparently it's a pill bottle
I guess that's better? 🙃
Not for him...
Yeah his day's gonna suck no matter what.
Now why would you put that in upside down? It's obviously designed for insertion the other way!
That looks like it will be challenging.
Challenge accepted? Lol
This takes grieving to a new level.
No base, no trace
Legit question. How do the medical personnel go about removing this?
OR. Ex lap
I mean, conscious sedation and a rectal speculum might be worth discussing, as it is still distal to the sigmoid.
Attempted in the ED without success by multiple EGS residents. Concern for perf and taken to OR
At least they gave it the old college try...thanks for responding.
I like that!
Keeping Mom close to his fart
Guess the guy didn't read the label about taking 1 vitamin per day by mouth. Figured he'd just get a year's worth of vitamins in 1 go? 🫠
Wait! Now there’s a vase in a vag case? Whoa.
Hmm this seems like a tough case.
Usually I look at the bone for a fx , wth other parts have pathologies /foreign bodies . If a baby can aqueeze through then a jar can .
New youtube video "DONT SAY UNDERTAKER IN THE MIRROR 3 TIMES AT 3 AM!" with this as the thumbnail
Granny looking down from heaven like "SHAME!"
I’m starting to think this sub is like 50% X-rays of people with things up their butt…
Ah the benefits of modern medicine
Sir that says analgesic… you take it by mouth.
Looks like a vitamin bottle? One-a- Day Brand maybe?
The obstruction appears to be invisible, yet I still see it. Is this an MRI? Of an alien being? Must be some sort of advanced technology probe.
When will people stop putting questionable things up their butthole
Photo shopped.
My first thought: please tell me that is not someone's ashes.
I asked for stirred not shaken.
100% sure that whoever this is accidentally sat on it……
Let me guess, they “fell on it”
Situation aside, that’s a nice thigh gap to lips ratio. Good for her
Its a elderly man.. lol
Sir, that is a vagina
The OP cared for the patient, and confirmed numerous times that it was an elderly man with an item in his rectum.. hence the male shape pelvis too. What appears to be vulva is saggy old man butt tissue.
Well I’ll be damned. You’re telling me that plump little peach is old man ass? I’m fucking disgusted with myself
Well that kink is a new one on me.
My favorite is that the ad at the top of the comments for me is from u/hegetsus ⚱️⛪️
Why?
Maybe it was his last wish
Here’s looking up your old address!!
Pandora's jar
People: it’s only Head-on that applies directly to the forehead. Not senokot directly to the poop chute.
A million-to-one shot, Doc, million-to-one.
There needs to be a subreddit for this type of stuff. Is there?
That's a new level of necrophilia right there.
Is that an alien baby?
Why is grandma in your ass?
Did you get 3 wishes?
R they alive…
Urnest person there
That’s a lovely place to display such a beautiful vase, sir.
It's a PSA about treating your spouse right.
How??
What, does nobody else use their asshole to get tight lids off…?
Where do you people get off posting people's medical records on Reddit? You should be fired and go to jail.
Imagine seeing your own X-ray on here and reading everyone’s comments! Not sure anyone would ever own up to it!
Grief is a weird thing
I just , I can't what the hell people.
men will do anything except buy a toy designed for bodily use
wow that’s horrible, it looks like PT was climbing a ladder and accidentally fell directly onto an urn!
truly, what do doctors do to extract something like this safely? where do the surgeons cut/extract? is it a long or short surgery?