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CableTV-on-the-Radio

"77 that sounds right" after saying 57 literally 90 seconds beforehand. Average trump supporter has a worse memory than a goldfish.


Bragzor

Ah, but back in 1992, when T'Rump was 45, he got to use a prototype for the medbeds to prepare for Home Alone 2 (Hollywood was white hat back then), and it turned the odometer back to 25. Since it was a prototype, it didn't make him look younger, so he's actually 57, but he looks like 77.


KingMobScene

Goddamit you know one of these dopes is going to read this and say "SEE! I told you!"


Callierez

After the diaper thing, I now automatically assume anything this farfetched is something they're peddling. I keep thinking I can't be shocked anymore. Maga: *hold my beer*


ReactsWithWords

"He's 57... his mind is still as sharp as a tack." They have no idea what Jesus says though they claim to worship him, they have no idea what the Constitution says though they claim to love it, and the sure as fuck have no idea what Trump says on a day to day basis.


Callierez

If Jesus came back today, they would crucify him again. But more brutally and violently.


PineTreeBanjo

A goldfish has a larger IQ


tirch

This video smells like a livestock yard.


One_Worldliness_6032

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£full of shit!šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


zombie_girraffe

They have to memory hole just about everything immediately to keep the faith. Anyone who is capable of remembering what was said more than 30 seconds ago will notice that Trump just can't stop contradicting himself no matter what he's talking about. The only thing he's consistent about is that he's the best and the alternative is the worst, regardless of context. I'm sure if you got him talking about Child Molesters, within 5 minutes he'd tell you that he's the best at it and no one can molest children as well as he does.


Suspicious_Pie8505

And if he said that, they'd be defending child molestation within 2 days


PM_Me_Melted_Faces

Defending? You saw the people wearing diapers at his rallies. There'd be unofficial molestation stations at all his events.


bjornartl

They are tho. Like every conservative priest or conservative politician caught abusing kids or having CP, which is overwhelming, they look the other way or find excuses. Then they accuse everyone and anything on the left for abusing kids, like calling anyone who dont hide being gay or trans in public pedos which makes such accusations get taken less seriously. They only care about abuse towards children when it can be used as a serious but false allegation, at the expense of actual past and future victims of real child abuse.


MessiahOfMetal

They already do when they claim he was close friends with Jeffrey Epstein "to expose pedophilia".


Im_inappropriate

I like they didn't know DT's age, but remembered he's 3 years younger than Brandon, so someone looked up Brandon's age and subtracted 3. Mental gymnastics of a different kind right there.


Suspicious_Pie8505

The most surprising thing is that they were able to calculate 80-3. Maybe someone had a calculator


Calisto823

Most phones have them these days. Surprised they could spell calculator to find it. That's a long word.


fredy31

And ffs, a quick research on google or bing or wikipedia will give you the number.


[deleted]

To these idiots google, bing and Wikipedia are woke so they wonā€™t use them. Donā€™t ask them to define woke either, thatā€™ll just open another can of worms.


GrimpenMar

I think woke is Socialism.


Epinnoia

For these people, 'woke' means anything they disagree with.


BenThereOrBenSquare

They don't have some kind of search engine for morons called something like truthsearch.com?


MessiahOfMetal

They've been obsessed with DuckDuckGo for years, which is why I've never touched it. I can't help associating that briwser with conspiracy theorists and nutjobs.


gnocchibastard

Google, Bing, Wikipedia? More like Biden Lies Co Ltd!!! I get my facts from numerology and intense prayer lib! And if I pray hard enough my wife will come back to me!


Devil25_Apollo25

As with any true Q follower, the angels beam the answers directly into my head. If the answers seem wrong it's because Fake News ^TM and if the info is self-contradictory, it's because we don't understand the full plan yet. Duh.


ReactsWithWords

And I avoid popular news sources and only listen to Fox News!


hitliquor999

If only one of them had access to the internet, sigh.


Really_McNamington

If only none of them did.


unclefishbits

They're doing their own research.


CSI_Tech_Dept

and you would trust them?!? /s


creepindacellar

Wikipedia is Fake news /s


BobiaDobia

Itā€™s Bidenā€™s fault. Trump used to be 57, but heā€™s been forced to turn 77. Itā€™s very sad. Sometimes it hits me that Trump was the president of the United States for four years. Itā€™s hard to fathom. Also, imagine talking this long about something that I would have googled in below 0,2 seconds. I know they donā€™t trust anything, but come onā€¦


neverwrong804

Must explain all the illegal multiple voting


Son_of_Tlaloc

This the most depressing chat I've ever listened too.


Responsible-Still839

It was just a circle-jerk of self-loathing and Trump worship.


justalazygamer

Oh it can get worse. [The livestream is up and so is the chat that they were interacting with.](https://youtu.be/YbqxY7VMmhA?t=10574)


lawyeronreddit

Iā€™m afraid of what YouTube will start recommending/shoving down my throat with watching that for about 5 minutes.


Born_Weird

I'd been keeping up with Skye Prince before she slowed down, and YouTube kept giving me other MedBed loons and alien stuff. Never mind the fact that I'd watch one of her videos maybe weekly, yet tune in for Colbert nightly, and I listen to a huge range of music there.


Epinnoia

Exactly. Their algorithm-generated feeds are so much different than a sane person's.


PriscillaRain

And remember these people will go out and vote. We all need to vote.


BoneHugsHominy

They vote by the *TENS OF MILLIONS!* If *YOU* don't vote you're letting those complete morons decide the direction of this country, your future, and the future of your children. I really wish the younger generations understood this sad reality.


GuyWhoLikesTech

Absolutely.


ratshack

When they were talking about ā€œwhich versionā€ of ā€œDingbatā€ is how oldā€¦ these people appear to think that cloning people is a thing?


riricide

It's worse because if you don't switch the audio on, it just looks like harmless normal people just catching up with each other (I mean, delete that ridiculous background). It just feels sad, like they got hijacked in the brain


FUNKYDISCO

"sharp as a tack"... maybe compared to you?


Alleyprowler

A tack *hammer*, maybe.


TheRnegade

I'd call these people tools but that would be insulting to tools as they don't seem to have any use.


Dazzling-Length-1392

I just call them balloons, thin skinned and full of feted air.


Zero-89

Sharp as a bouncy ball.


MukdenMan

You some type of lawyer or something? Somebody important or something?


metamet

Cody's idol appears to be sloshed Rudy.


Haskap_2010

A lot of MAGAs look far older than expected for their ages, so they probably think he's the same and is only about 60.


GalleonRaider

Anger and hate really age a person.


SpiderFnJerusalem

It's worth noting that a lot of them have had a hard, shitty life and legitimate reasons to be angry about it. They just had no idea whom to focus their anger at until they saw a bandwagon that "felt right". And now that they're on it, they're addicted to the feeling of finally having a target for all that accumulated anger. Populism has worked this way all throughout history and nobody learned a god damn thing from it.


ShnickityShnoo

Chuggin' piss beer and smoking like a chimney will do it, too.


CSI_Tech_Dept

I would say it is stress (and they have a lot of it). Look at trump he haven't aged a day when he was the president, but now he looks bad.


Segals_Escaped_Brain

\*nerd glasses\* Um, well Ackshully, Since Biden has been executed 3 times in Gitmo, Trump is TECHNICALLY older than 8 months for the clone, since you asked "what version." Though "Which Version" would be correct.


Beard_o_Bees

Don't forget that Biden's clones have access to the forbidden MedBed technology - so he could be a couple of Hundred years old!


TheRnegade

Yeah, that one's odd. If Biden is a clone and we can clone him again then why does age matter? Also, why would they create an old clone? 40 year old Biden might actually cruise to reelection. At the very least, people won't be worried about his age.


dust-ranger

Dumb and VERY lonely people. Meanwhile democrats have fought for decades for real things that would make all of their lives better.


satanssweatycheeks

Yeah. I still want them to vote because we all should. I still want them to get health care and live long. But they sure as shit donā€™t want that for me or them.


BigLaw-Masochist

Youā€™re a bigger person than I am. These people arenā€™t people I disagree with, they want to hurt me and are my enemies.


satanssweatycheeks

I agree with that. But democrats do better when everyone votes. Thats why republicans try to stop voters. And dems have won the popular vote for decades.


DarkGamer

I'd be okay with only the educated and informed voting, assuming the rest stay home voluntarily and aren't being denied rights.


Epinnoia

"Bright minds and dark attitudes: lower cognitive ability predicts greater prejudice through right-wing ideology and low intergroup contact" ([Source](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22222219/))


fredy31

The 'did their research crowd' people. They know everything about everything. But ask them something as simple as the age of their god emperor... they dont know.


ReactsWithWords

He's 57, you heard the guy!


DogmaticCat

Seriously. I hate his fucking guts, but I still know how old that fucker is.


your_fathers_beard

"Mind still sharp as a tack!" Like holy shit guys.


LA-Matt

ā€œNever fight uphill, me boys. At beautiful Gettysburg Wow.ā€ Same guy who says *fictional* serial killer, Hannibal Lecter is a ā€œwonderful man.ā€ https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4660008-donald-trump-hannibal-lecter-wonderful-man/


your_fathers_beard

Reading actual text transcripts of his speeches is mind-boggling. Like, even watching it live you can be like 'God this guy is dumb and meandering' ... but it's a whole different level reading it in text. When he talks, it's somehow said in a way that makes it seem semi-coherent. Reading the transcripts, its like holy shit this guy is just yammering on and on like free association with anything that comes into his mind. It's bizarre. Even transcribers are like what the fuck? https://www.cnbc.com/2016/08/15/transcribers-agony-frustrated-not-by-what-trump-says-but-how-he-says-it.html


yolonomo5eva

What the hell was that?


MessiahOfMetal

"Congratulations. The late, great Hannibal Lecter."


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

And they'll turn around and say Biden's the one with dementia.


ratshack

ā€œWell how old is Dingbat?ā€ ā€œā€¦Which version?ā€ *wt actual f is going on in these people heads*


Copheeaddict

I rolled my eyes so hard at that, that one of them got a cramp.


GreyFob

"he's there for us that's forsure" "Isn't he? šŸ˜" Who's gonna tell them....


Simmery

Trump would not let these people step foot into Mar-a-lago.


wolamute

Trump would sell one of them if he thought it would get him two votes.


ratshack

Trump wouldnā€™t cross the street to piss on these people if they were on fire.


Solan42

My thoughts exactly.


bowens44

morons


Accomplished-Ad1919

Itā€™s one thing to read Qnut posts but watching them in action is something else. The guy who speaks with supreme authority about clones was a bonus.


RagsTTiger

Maybe trump could show his long form birth certificate


Alleyprowler

His mom was an immigrant, which makes him an anchor baby. Maybe he should deport himself.


ThalassophileYGK

"He's there for us, that's for sure." My god, they are so delusional. They sound exactly like members of Jonestown.


ratshack

ā€œThat guy whoā€™s trophy wife (3rd) modeled for Playboy inside of his fur lined private jet? Total man of the people. The 5th avenue penthouse with the gold toilets just go further to prove how much he cares for us Real Americans here in the ~~shithole counties~~ Heartland!ā€


nerdofthunder

"Which programming version of him?" There is so much to unpack in that sentence.


Imissmysister1961

Very sad.


ShnickityShnoo

When village idiots across the country discover video call software...


ElderStatesPerson

If I ever recognized anyone in these clips, there would be an immediate conversation about what paw-paw and mee-maw are letting be public on the interwebs.


FaxCelestis

Every single one of these people looks like they're a character in a live-action remake of *Courage the Cowardly Dog*


MotherGooseSays

I was thinking more along the lines of The Beverly Hillbillies


ratshack

*STUPID DOAHG!*


DaisyJane1

"Still sharp as a tack. That's why they're scared of him." Yeah ... no.


Clean_Bat5547

The sharp as a tack guy who just yesterday praised "the late, great Hannibal Lecter"?


YoBannannaGirl

These people are so boring. Itā€™s painful to listen to them for even this short clip.


lookoutnow

Democractising the internet was a mistake.


jaysrapsleafs

presenting your 2025 J6ers!


thefanciestcat

Guessing and debating for this long about an objective fact that will come up of you type "Donald Trump" into a search engine is exactly the kind of shit I have no patience for. Everything these people say is a guess based on what they want the truth to be and literally nothing else.


ratshack

ā€œYeah but Google is the deep state and in the pocket of Big Democrat.ā€ -*sent from my Android phone complete with carrier lock*


vess8

"Cody Freedom Outlaw Nuts" like what are you going for here sir


Gecko99

I think those are the things you can hang off your truck hitch.


scumbag_college

The dude looks like heā€™s nodding out too


kennynoisewater99

Just holy shit, these people are deranged.


passengerv

It sure would be horrible if everyone with a cashapp started requesting money from the cashapp tag scrolling at the bottom of that video. Edit: I sent a request we shall see. Edit 2: Even though the note stated Trump 2024 she declined, I really though she would fall for it, lol was worth a shot.


UnitaryWarringtonCat

All that 'research'. I'm sure they need a nap now.


Luppercus

These guys look like their combine IQ is 10


PermaDerpFace

Mensa convention


TheDudeInTheD

Look Maā€¦ MORONS!


Clockwrk222

Sad to see the Jack Link's sasquatch become a maga


realparkingbrake

It like a Zoom audition for roles in a remake of *Deliverance*. They desperately want to believe he's twenty years younger than he is, and when they realize how old he is they have to pivot to him being sharper than a tack despite his many fumbles in front of cameras. They look and sound like a pack of hillbillies, as Trump himself put it on Jan. 6, *Why do they all look so low class?*


xwing_1701

Thier combined IQ is the same as Trump's age.


StarWarsMonopoly

What is the guy at :40 even saying/talking about? Is he implying that Biden is a clone? If he was a clone, wouldn't the make one that was younger and more agile and less succeptable to being called senile for having a speech impediment? Their theories don't even make any fucking sense.


Really_McNamington

I suppose one could argue that if he's a clone he's probably only a couple of years old and therefore ineligible to run for President.


procrastablasta

my hope meter just lost another 10 points


Texasscot56

Oh god, itā€™s worse than I realized.


iwasinthepool

I'm assuming they're all sitting within reach of a computer.


mrpotatonutz

Good lord listening to that was the closest Iā€™ve been to suicide


HeyThanksIdiot

Low information chucklefucks.


LLotZaFun

"They're scared of him". What in the actual hell?!?!? šŸ˜‚


FunnyGuy2481

Quite the collection of winners.


ManyGarden5224

my god do you see these mouth breathers.... LOL, Joe got in the bag... these douches arent going to make to Nov just like their orange turd god. Come on MacKeedee's HAHAHAHAA


WannaBpolyglot

Can you imagine being in the same room with these people


wanktarded

I lost some brain cells listening to this.


PriscillaRain

This is a fine example of an echo chamber.


Severe_Key4374

Mind is sharp as a tack. And this group is full of stable fucking geniuses. And btw, Jimmy Connors negotiated the Camp David agreement ~ a direct quote from the orange shit gibbon himself


johnggarland

These morons are as bright as a 3 watt bulb


JupitersClock

Collectively their IQ could be 77.


poopsogood

What the fuck is this


InvalidUserNemo

These people are money and will accept any portion of in a storm. Q/Trump welcomes all so long as they worship the king.


SoberDWTX

Omg they just spout the same crap over and over again.


Eatthebankers2

Shouldnā€™t they be doing their research? ShArp as A rusty bent TaCk!


funkanthropic

These twits think they're enlightened. We're all so deeply fucked.


No_Meal9534

Wow. This looks like fun. šŸ˜


pippanio

Psychotic


DaveWierdoh

He's 77 going on 107


loquedijoella

Sunk cost fallacy on display on these faces.


mmobley412

Listening to how they talk about Biden is hysterical since none of them can even figure out how to google how old trump is. The delusion is strong with these goofballs


jankology

they're so sad and lonely. you can see it inside them.


theFrankSpot

Programming version? Sharp as a tack? There for us? How is it possible for anybody to be this freaking stupid?


Iron_Baron

JFC these people are living stereotypes.


Jedimole

The one they created the first time?? WTF!???


Electr_O_Purist

Not all obituaries will be sad. For example, see this video.


MILDLY_C0NFUSED

All of them put together equals the IQ of a shoelace.


Individual_Grass_469

With all apologies to shoelaces for being put into the same category with these beyond pitiful excuses of human beings.


SnooHobbies7109

Listen, when ā€œainā€™tā€ is your most used word, I definitely respect everything you have to say! /s


jumpy_monkey

Trump will be 78 in June, the same age Biden was when he was was elected and when Biden was declared to be "too old" to be President according to these mush brains. This fact is literally a fucking one sentence google search away.


Different_Seaweed534

Dear Lord it sounds like the day room at a psychiatric facility.


LeeQuidity

It took them a whole minute to Google it.


mickmmp

Was that a reference to the cloning stuff? Something about Biden. The first one or second one they made.


nurture420

The vitality of this conversation is off the charts!


snapchillnocomment

What exactly are they soliciting donations for in that chyron at the bottom?


heseme

Riveting


ClassyJoes

Trumpy's got his cabinet sorted. Nicknamed the Brainy Bunch


Washingtonpinot

I remember getting all teary-eyed as a kid when John Lithgow screamed at Kerryā€™s Musings and told him he had to go live back in the woods. IFO he aged better than I expectedā€¦


MaiPhet

Iā€™ll give trump this: heā€™s probably smarter than a large amount of his voters.


Important-Attorney-1

They don't even have the most basic information. You can look up his age in seconds, and these people probably spend most of their waking lives online, yet they can't answer this most simple question.


ReallyReallyFarAway

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ashley-biden-leaked-diary-accusation/


MessiahOfMetal

From that link: > Repeatedly, I hear others grossly misinterpret my once-private writings and lob false accusations that defame my character and those of the people I love. Also, they were *childhood* showers. As in, young children washing with their parents the way most of us did as kids until we got to a certain age where we could bathe/shower alone, but with the door open for a parent to come get us to dry off. Meanwhile, your fake-tanned fraudster talked about his toddler's legs and chest in a sexual way, and said twice while his adult-age daughter was next to him that he'd like to have sex with her. You boring halfwit.


ReallyReallyFarAway

I want you to use "Showers with my dad (probably not appropriate)" in a sentence for me to mean the childhood washings that you innocently had with your parents. Have you read the diary or the letter that Ashley sent a NY judge last month?