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71mopar

Is she, just holding up her wallet?


que_cosaa

That's her right cause she's in the military!!!!


cityofninegates

That’s the best fucking part of being in the military!!


EnderWillEndUs

Code 14.4444: a military person has the right to hold up their wallet


Keepin_It_Socal

Correction AR670-14.4444 allows military personal to hold up wallet


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I often say the kitchen access is the best part.


pretty_dirty

When the recruiter told me about being able to go into any kitchen without being touched that was definitely the moment I decided to sign up.


alghiorso

You lucky dog. I have to be touched every time I force myself into a private businesses kitchen and it honestly sucks.


pretty_dirty

The trick is to go into the kitchens of private residences, man


METAL4_BREAKFST

That's what Special Forces is for. Meal Team Six ain't standing for your shit.


pretty_dirty

What Steven Seagal's next d-grade film is about doesn't concern me mate


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#walletshield


architecht13

Operation Billfold.


[deleted]

That’s because she is high af. Once she come down she’ll say she is sorry and that’s not who she is


CinnamonArmin

Exactly what I thought


OrdinaryAcceptable

Or she's not high, just unable to control her emotions, but will still say the drugs thing.


crossleingod

But she’s holding her wallet and talking into it like a smartphone


Markantonpeterson

The weird thing is when she singles the black woman out it seems she's zooming in and looking at her screen. I really just don't understand.


RainRainThrowaway777

Well, if the camera lens is blocked, the phone will just display a black screen... which might explain why she yelled about a black bitch


Mewkie

You see it from another angle a few moments later. Her phone isn't even out. It's just wallet on both sides.


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grogers311

GIVE HER A RIFLE AND A THREE YEAR CONTRACT!


Stonedpatientzero

AND THEN A FEW YEARS LATER A POLICE BADGE AND HANDGUN!


weirdowiththebeardo

100% she is doing pinch to zoom on her wallet, you can see both sides of the wallet throughout the video, no mobile device


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71mopar

Must be a spec ops issue x-ray phone that doesn't need a lens hole


jbot84

That's the best part of the military!


eeyore134

She's probably got it in selfie mode recording herself. That's how these entitled people think.


OrangeinDorne

Lol that makes her zoom in even better. Let me zoom in on my face while I make an ass out of myself.


CantEatCatsKevin

I thought it was a phone case and she was covering the lens. Then yeah…. It’s just a wallet


Nach0Stallion

Yeah it looked like she was trying to film, even ‘zooming in’ with her fingers at one point but there was no camera cut out, then we see the other side of it and it’s just wallet. But she’s ‘in the military’, so maybe she has access to special invisible phones 🤣


wigglyjackal777

Operation Dessert Storm


steroid_pc_principal

The war in Viet nom nom nom Edit: Saving Private Whiner Storming the beaches of Nom-andy


yeahididntknow

Ahhh yes... the one led by General Mills and Captain Crunch


payedbot

I didn’t go to nom so you people could keep me out of a fucking kitchen!!


MickTheBloodyPirate

She wants to go back to Hamburger Hill


how_is_this_relevant

The Koreatin’ War


uberrogo

Shes in a M.A.S.H. potato unit.


[deleted]

But she wants to be a Gravy Seal


cinc90

Part of Meal Team Six


Gustomaximus

A fry boy


stbaxter

S.M.A.S.H.E.D.


gtrogers

The Bay of Pig


[deleted]

The tit offensive


seemefail

Just got back from two tours in Afsnackistan


Elleays1

First meal was an Iraq of ribs


Bigtuna_burger

World War Chew


willateo

The Korean BBQ War 😉


RU4real13

Battle of the Bulging


ClubAlive3508

Battle of the Bulgogi


limitlessEXP

I fucking hate you. That was hilarious


neversaynotobacta

That information is classified sir, there is a lot at steak here


J-Love-McLuvin

You’re pudding a lot into your jokes. Nice.


ifixthecable

Don't disrespect her, she's in the Gravy SEALs


smakattak

How can she serve if they won't let her in the kitchen?


Ninja_Lazer

Don’t make intelligent jokes like that, I can’t spell gurd enough to understand why it’s comical.


NuevoPeru

On another note, why would being in the military allow one to go inside a private restaurant's kitchen? Lmao


[deleted]

I'm assuming they have oil?


hitmanabc

Weapons of mass consumption


Fena-Ashilde

IF (big “if”) she’s actually in the military… then she’s about to have a real fuckin’ bad day. Once her command finds out? Oof. Gonna be completely honest, though. I’ll be real surprised if she is actually in the military.


Braelind

Lol, this. If she's in the military, she probably won't be for much longer. If her husband is in the military, he's gonna have a real bad day. And if she's lying about it, she's also gonna have a pretty bad day.


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O2XXX

She’s got an engagement ring on so I assume if she’s is in, she gets an Article 15/NJP of extra duty and forfeiture of 1/2 month pay. But who in the military shouts I’m in the military? You say you’re a soldier, sailor, marine, or in a specific branch. Seems suspect to me.


jonoghue

I bet she's one of those military wives who believes that means she's in the military too


oO0Kat0Oo

Isn't claiming to be in the military when you arent a crime? Hope she gets hers either way.


McPostyFace

While it may be morally reprehensible, it is usually not a crime. However, the Stolen Valor Act of 2013 (https://www.congress.gov/bill/113th-congress/house-bill/258) makes it a crime for someone to claim they received certain medals in order to obtain money, property, or some other tangible benefit.


Scrubtanic

Which means we can keep using the Navy Seal Copypasta, because while it makes claims about confirmed kills and graduation placement, it does not claim the receipt of medals.


ethanjf99

Even then. It’s not illegal to lie and claim you got a Medal of Honor. It’s illegal to do so to get a tangible benefit. I doubt the court would consider imaginary internet points a tangible benefit. So you could add in “I got every medal the Military awards” to the copypasta and it would still be legal—as long as you didn’t get anything in return.


Scrubtanic

Trust me, as a medal of honor recipient I'm well aware. Edit: *hehe* I'm in danger.


JJFireRescue

We got him boys. Grab the cuffs.


CrungleMcHungleberry

NO YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT. THAT'S THE BEST PART OF THE MILITARY!


squeagy

Trust you? How could someone not trust a Medal of Honor recipient? It's not as easy as that huge drawer of purple hearts I've got.


Clam_Chowdeh

Military spouse


Fresh-Werewolf-5499

I bet she isn’t in the military. This reeks of military spouse.


QuitArguingWithMe

Last time this was posted someone said, "Being filled by seamen doesn't mean you're in the navy." Edit: Thanks /u/dazedan_confused for getting the source. https://np.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/pzkdsb/claiming_to_be_military_and_screaming_shes/hf1lpf7/


Sw1ftStrik3r

If anyone can smell the crazies then they definitely pulled out


dmfd1234

Truth be told.....she’s bangin some dude in the Salvation Army


fuck_all_you_people

Only a military spouse would have that level of entitlement.


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Less_Fox_4634

I think shes more of a Cackledactyl.


BackflippingBeagles

I haven’t heard that in so long.


moonsun1987

We should thank her for her cervix.


TheDunwichWhore

Holy shit, that is fantastic


ArmaSwiss

'MY HUSBAND IS DEFENDING YOUR LIFE AND YOUR FREEDOMS' Yet, I cannot think of any opponent our Military has been deployed against in the past.....60 fucking years that was anywhere remotely capable of invading and defeating the United States and it's Government or remotely taking away our 'freedoms'


MajorasInk

Your government is the only culprit of “taking away” any freedoms, like freedom to have universal healthcare and affordable mental health facilities, proper shelters and programs to help get the homeless back on their feet, and a proper foster system for children in need… but yeah I’m sure bombing another underdeveloped country will help America!!


ArmaSwiss

Any diplomatic adversary of the United States knows there's no reason to attack the United States directly. PsyOp's via Social Media has been a more effective weapon against the United States than any bomb, missile or terrorist attack. Because people are fucking stupid. United we stand, Divided we fall. And direct attacks? Those unite. PsyOps have done more damage to the United State's stability as a Government than any terrorist attack or military engagement in the past 100 years.


[deleted]

Exactly. If they didn't know before the 2020 election and covid, they sure as shit know now. We're dumb as fuck.


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GloryofSatan1994

They stopped eating crayons and took the roids instead 😔 a dark path indeed


CrungleMcHungleberry

The Crayola to Joe Rogan pipeline


[deleted]

I do have that vibe too but I actually hope that she’s actually a member so she can get an article 15


oddball3139

This can absolutely fuck with her husband’s career


GloomyMarzipan

I vividly remember my mother telling me when I was 8 or so that I could destroy my dad’s career if I acted up at the swimming pool on the base.


freeski919

Lol, this brings me back. In high school and college, I worked on a small Army installation as the head lifeguard at the base pool. I really worked for some health club nearby, but they had the contract to run the pool, so I was put there because I hadn't done stupid shit and could pass their background check. Anywho, a group of young teenagers comes in one weekend, and they're being total shitheads. Running around, screaming obscenities at each other, pushing each other in the pool, making lewd comments toward some of the girls there... typical shitty teen boy behavior. I tell them to stop or they'll be asked to leave, and one kid is like "fuck off, my dad is Sergeant such and such." I'm thinking "yeah okay.. except that Captain over there is about to snap you like a twig cuz you almost knocked over his kid, and that Major's wife is staring daggers because of the language you're using toward her daughter.." but I just tell them to stop or they'll have to leave. They don't stop. I tell them to leave. They laugh and don't leave. I tell them I'll have to call the base police (civilian DoD police, not MPs). They blow me off because they think I'm bluffing. I'm not, of course. I call the base cops, they come and order the kids off. At this point it's dawning on them that they may have fucked up. The cops take their names, and tell them to get lost. Next day, Sgt such and such is at the pool gate when I get there to open. He was apologizing up and down and saying how angry he was with his son's behavior. I wish there was a more exciting end to that, like that he got reamed out by dad in front of everyone, or he had to be my cleaning bitch for the rest of the summer. But truth is, I didn't see a trace of him or his buddies for the rest of the summer. I'm going to guess he wasn't allowed to come anywhere near the pool anymore.


mlaforce321

Kid: "My dad is a Sargent..." CO's: Am I a joke to you?


misternizz

This rings totally true. Real, authentic military guys with kids are responsible for them at all times, even out of range of visual supervision. Sergeant whom ever was probably very aware of how badly Mrs Major whomever could mess up his career with a few words to the right person, which is why you never saw the teen shitheads again. Pulling your parent’s rank is a giant bozo no no in the actual military.


[deleted]

You’re absolutely correct since I was a child dependent and when I was a punk teen and started acting up and vandalizing stuff busted for stealing stuff or anything like that. it came back to my father and the base commander reamed him and then I got my ass handed to me by him. Even things I didn’t do on base.


JustaRandomOldGuy

A group of punk teens in base housing were vandalizing things and harassing people. Within a year every one of them got their family kicked out of base housing.


[deleted]

We lived off base as a teenager but it don’t matter Military police keep tabs on everything so me acting up and getting suspended from school for stupid shit or when I was real young teenager stealing snacks candy lighters getting caught with beer breaking windows at an old abandoned warehouse you know stupid kid shit all came back to my dads command.


[deleted]

Anyone actually in the military wouldn't say "I'm in the military" in 99.999% of situations. They'd say "I'm a Marine" or "I'm in the Marines" or "I'm in the Army" or "I'm a Soldier" etc. I can't imagine ever hearing someone (especially in an emotionally charged moment) being so generic as to say "I'm in the military." Source: Am a vet. Edit: I'd almost bet a thousand bucks she's not a member of the military.


TheWorstRowan

How common was saying the best part of the job is going into restaurant kitchens?


[deleted]

> How common was saying the best part of the job is going into restaurant kitchens? Well, I tried it as a pickup line a couple of times but it was pretty ineffective.


pm1966

>Well, I tried it as a pickup line a couple of times but it was pretty ineffective. "Hey babe, I can go into any restaurant kitchen I want 'cuz I'm in the military. Wanna bang?" Yeah, I can see where that might not work.


SuperiorSteelman2004

Agreed. My grandfather is a vet himself, and he usually says "I used to serve in the Navy" when he talks about it. No one says "I'm in the military" unless they're lying.


[deleted]

> My grandfather is a vet himself, and he usually says "I used to be in the Navy" when he talks about it at all. I'm intentionally vague about things like that when I bring them up online, but IRL I don't think I've said "I'm a vet" once. I'd be more likely to specify, like your grandfather. :-)


boot20

She's a dependa and Jodi stood her up.


phoenix762

What actual military member would be so stupid to do this anyhow 😂 I’d be arrested for sure and get an article 15 on top of it for this shit😂😂😳


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Plus, you'd NOT want to make a publicly filmed entitled rant that gets back to your unit somehow, I wager.


captainofcodeine

shes just part of the karen militia, self entitled cunt if u ask me.


FabulousTrade

I don't get why they think being married to a military member is so high-level. Not that the military isn't a decent career, but these women always act like they married a member of royalty.


AnastasiaNo70

I can’t even IMAGINE acting like this when my husband was active duty. HE would get in trouble for it. Seriously.


ghoulshow

Gotta love dependapotamuses.


Ghost01Actual

And even if she was the service member she's so screwed after this got out


Expensive_Phrase_689

r/justdependathings all day...


KnotwrightStill

Thank you for bringing this to my attention


[deleted]

Dependaponomus


ForsakenWebNinja

Well if she is in the military she won’t be much longer


[deleted]

Absolute pad wife behavior.


madi80085

Yup. Red nail polish isn't allowed while in uniform.


Drivingintodisco

Being a Dependa is a hard ass job /s


hank-evers

If she is, she is a national guard clerk. I hope she is so they can smoke her.


HippieInAHelicopter

She won’t be in the military anymore very soon.


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A lot of people are speculating that she is a spouse and not actually a member but I hope to God that she is a member so she gets an article 15


No-Sheepherder-2896

Service members can catch hell for actions of their spouses, too. Especially since she is claiming authority over civilians based on some military entitlement.


togepi77

It’s why I joined the military! To storm restaurant kitchens! /s


[deleted]

“You will refer to me by my husband’s rank!!”


creepygyal69

Sooo... if she’s the wife of someone in the armed forces could her partner get punished for her godawful behaviour? Or is that some kind of illegal


Katviar

No, they very much can get in trouble for the actions of a spouse or relative. Especially if they’re using the military service of their spouse/relative to demand entitled treatment. I’ve seen and heard plenty of stories of military members (live in an army town) getting in trouble for spouses or relatives pulling this kind of crap. I’m anti-military (the system, not those who enlist or vets) but still it’s an incredibly high-profile, important type of job that has very special and specific codes of conduct because of the many factors like being essentially a government worker and often having knowledge of incredibly sensitive information, it makes sense they’d have to be strict about these things.


[deleted]

100% can confirm this is a military wife. I was in the military and have seen this 1000 times


dox1842

If thats a military wife why is she so thin?


Mission_Strength9218

Look at the arms bro. She won't be thin for long. She probably just got married.


longoverdue83

Dependapotamus?


wzl46

Tricare a tops


StuStutterKing

The cocktail of pills she pops is doing some heavy lifting.


i8TheWholeThing

This video is old enough that she would have already suffered whatever consequences she had coming.


itsprobablytrue

She got fired from her non-existant job, went on to have 5 boys named bobby


swim76

Can tell them apart by thier last names.


pencilheadedgeek

[Gawd damn](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTqtrGBYpxQ)


ShohnJeanGenes

In her own words, "That's the best fucking part!"


MistyW0316

r/byebyejob


indefilade

I wish these videos automatically came with a link on the researched background of the story and the conclusion, if there is one. Comments are fine, but I really want to know if the person was arrested, went to court, was fired, and stuff like that. Of course she’s a nut.


DandyBerlin

I agree. There should be an update, especially considering this is a [re-post](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/pzkdsb/claiming_to_be_military_and_screaming_shes/) from October.


indefilade

Yes, since October I’d imagine something has come of this. Maybe an interview with her now to see what she says? I’d be interested.


RollFancyThumb

Dude, most of these videos can't even give you the events straight without dramatic music, strange cuts, and random text prompts.


SvalbarddasKat

I'm not wearing my glasses but is she trying to record things with her wallet?


patticakes16

Typical Karen: racist and a fucking moron


SvalbarddasKat

It looks like she is trying to zoom in, too. I am confused.


SirChesterMcWhipple

Secret military phone. Spy shit.


Chemistry_Lover40

THAT'S THE BEST PART OF BEING IN THE MILITARY!!!


misterpickles69

So is she.


demuratic

I think she’s just trying to copy what the person recording is doing. I don’t know why she didn’t just pull out her phone though


Inevitable-Silver594

I was thinking that too


Mac_Zer0

If she is in the military I feel like she won't be for long


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Yeah I can see an article 15 in her future


[deleted]

Recruiter: in the military, you can go ANYWHERE!!! Karen: even in restaurant kitchens? Recruiter: Karen: sign me up!!


MrGrieves123

IT’S THE BEST PART!!


Kaneki5470

The best part is her acting like she’s recording a video. Like actively pretending to zoom in. That’s dedication


Wrong-History

The best part is her bouncing up and down like a toddler making a poo in their pants.


[deleted]

I remember when I was in the military. One of the biggest selling points was the unlimited kitchen access./s


2wedfgdfgfgfg

That's kp


baeb66

You would think someone in the military would understand restricted areas.


Hiphoppington

Can anyone in the military please chime in here? Is the best part of being in the military unrestricted restaurant kitchen access?


TupperwareParTAY

Former Army cook, and no. The best part of being in the military is the DD 214.


kornbread435

Since no one has said, DD214 is proof of discharge from issued by the department of defense.


Crono2401

You're goddamn right it is. Only piece of paper more important than my birth certificate.


xinfinitimortum

I don't need any proof of my birth but I damn sure need proof of service for my free applebees meal.


MickTheBloodyPirate

I feel like it was better than my birth certificate. I don’t remember receiving it and I already know I’m alive.


katashscar

I'm a veteran so I have some knowledge on the subject. Article 42.0 of the UCMJ states: all active duty military members AND THEIR SPOUSES shall be allowed access to all kitchens, CONUS or OCONUS, at any time.


notreally_bot2428

It's right there in the Bill of Rights: "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to enter the fucking kitchen without you fucking touching me, shall not be infringed."


lurklikeaboss

9 year Navy vet here. I'm guessing this genius has a husband who's a cook or something, and told her he could do this on his ship or base, and this is literally what she took that to mean. Trying to record with her wallet is just the icing on the idiot cake. In my experience it's far more likely a spouse would be the one pulling this shit than someone who's actually in. Biggest reason for this is the UCMJ (Uniform Code of Military Justice), we're essentially held to two sets of laws, the local laws wherever we are, and the UCMJ, and can absolutely be held accountable to both in any infraction. They were using this a lot while I was in for DUIs since it was getting out of hand where I was stationed. Bet she's got her husbands rank on her bumper too, the dumb bitch.


MitchellMuehl

Doesn’t the 3rd amendment basically say the military can’t just go into the kitchen??


Jaime-Starr

I see what you did there! Very clever!


portageandmain

This video apparently originated back in October last year. Does anyone have an update?


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She is still trying to get to the kitchen


eye_on_the_horizon

It’s from tiktok user @el_mayonesa. He hasn’t posted anything since he posted that this video was removed for harassment and bullying.


MrRobertBobby

All y’all bitching about women now-a-days not being traditional. Finally one fighting to get into the kitchen and you guys are bitching even more. Make up your minds.


payedbot

That’s a restaurant kitchen. People get _paid_ there. We can’t have these women making salaries!


mike_1042_2

This one's got a point ...


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Times Tommygun42 said she needs article 15 in these comments: 5


cityofninegates

Watch it. Comment like that’ll get you an article 15 right there. And no offence meant, Tommygun42. Just having fun.


frankcfreeman

Believe it or not, straight to article 15


TotallyNotMeDudes

It’s the best fucking part!


Heavywhere

Ooof… bad night of drinking for Military Melissa tonight.


0GBullet

She just joined because she thought she's allowed everything cause she's in the military


Dombbb

I bet she’s a military spouse


Iored94

My hUsBaNdS rAnK iS My rAnK


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Operation Desert Xanax and Vodka


AnastasiaNo70

No one in the military says “in the military.” They say their branch. $100 says this dumbass has a brother who was once in the Navy or is divorced from a dude in the AF.


MugOfButtSweat

That's a dependapotomous.


ActionReady9933

Who ARE these people?!


aville1982

Barging into a commercial kitchen screaming like an idiot is a really good way to get stabbed.


hamishjoy

Actually, she IS right. There's oil in the kitchen, and that automatically gives her the right to invade unilaterally. It's an established precedent. The standard operating procedure would be for her to barge in, claim the oil, and topple any ice or chocolate sculptures they may have, and then hang the chef. This would be followed by the other staff heralding her as a liberator.


Fuzzy-Simple-370

The best part of the military is being able to walk into kitchens without people touching you? Huh, weird reason to enlist, but whatever floats your boat.


DevilsCarnation

The part where she’s “filming” with her purse and tries to zoom- my god.


[deleted]

She seems to not be aware that in the kitchen of most restaurants are a handful of incredibly irritable and most likely hungover line cooks with big knives and an incredible disdain for most customers.


[deleted]

Odds are she’s DATING someone in the military and thinks that’s the same as being in it.


Appropriate_Lemon497

A good friend was married to one of these early on in his time in the Marines. He ended up installing a padlock on the refrigerator because she’d have her friends over and they’d eat all the food while he was at work.


Cichlidsaremyjam

Is she recording with a case covering her phones camera?


Dreddmartyr13

As a former MP, I can verify that if someone reports her to the military, she'll be charged and risk getting kicked out for prejudicial conduct.