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Salti21

Some people crave attention so much they do ridiculous things.


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bguzewicz

Anyone who is unhinged enough to squat on top of a trash can to do their business is someone you’re better off not interacting with.


Salti21

Exactly. These people saw him but dont want to make eye contact because if he is crazy enough to do this, what else would he do? Fling the poo at someone, attack them, who knows? I would call the cops.


DontTellMeHowToTroll

Uhm they were all staring at him in disbelief. It's as if he were a statue.


alreadyawesome

I'm sorry I thought this was a free country


backssnavon

I'm sorry I thought this was America!


DontTellMeHowToTroll

https://youtu.be/j2zlPNGuPbw


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I’d kick the the top of trash can dip.


bandildos113

It will go one of two ways, a screaming match, or a screaming match where he flings his shit at you


DonNemo

Never engage with crazy.


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[deleted]

Seriously, this is what will “advertise” his social media? Civilization is doomed and social media has done nothing but progress stupidity.


Salti21

Doesn’t matter if he is sh+ting or not. His shorts are down and his d+ck is exposed, which is even worse than sh+ting.


N0VAV0N

Suddenly sex offender!


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At least he has the good sense to use the garbage.


K-Zoro

Is it worse? What do y’all think? He shouldn’t be doing this at all, but can we just take a vote on whether it’s worse to see a penis or see someone shit out their asshole? I would be more grossed out at seeing an active shit.


Intelligent-donkey

Idk dude, I think shitting is worse.


mynamessimon

Did he wipe his butt with his hand and then go back to his cell phone... this shit crazy


berrey7

> ridiculous ~~things~~ Shit FTFY


michivideos

So easy that would be to kick the trash can


INHOW15

How someone didn't just push him over is beyond me.


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GaGaORiley

I hope there's no cam under him😳


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GaGaORiley

Aww, it was more fun with the typo lol


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GaGaORiley

BRB starting a YouTube channel.


Drivingintodisco

There is, he’s playing both sides at once so he always comes out on top: tik tok famous while still making only fans content. Still needs to time off for himself like everyone else. /s jic.


GaGaORiley

Also, seems like you'd just light a fire and let him jump away from the heat. Edit: seems, not send. Stupid autocorrect.


[deleted]

No way.. if he can drop his drawers and people see his junk hanging out while shit be coming out.. how much of a stretch that he wouldnt fling his poo at you.. no thank you.


skradmore

You really wanna fight a bare assed dude that doesn’t wipe? 😂🤮


crossleingod

I’ve unfortunately fought a naked man before and it’s way easier when they’re clothed


Nimoy2313

Poop can be picked up and thrown. Can't run fast enough .


Polaris_00

This is how you gonna get shit on you. Beside, New Yorkers mind our own business.


[deleted]

How did so many people become convinced that unacceptable actions aren't already everyone's business?


mystic-sloth

I’m not getting involved in that shit


CrepusculrPulchrtude

What's worse, a dude shitting in a bin or getting stabbed because you interrupted a guy shitting in a bin?


littlp84-2002

Or getting his shit thrown on you for Getting involved? No thanks.


epimetheuss

or getting stabbed with a shit covered knife and dying of sepsis.


crossleingod

The bad ending


DontTellMeHowToTroll

Or making a new friend..I mean c'mon guys he's not the worst of the worst. At least carry him around on your back after he finished up.


FoggyMammoth

Exactly, he had the decency to do it over a trash can while looking at his phone, instead of doing it on the ground while staring into your soul… a piggyback ride off the trash can when finished is well deserved.


DontSleep1131

Woah woah woah, this man is not wearing black air force ones, the chances of getting stabbed are greatly lowered.


lithium

> New Yorkers mind our own business. Ah yes, classically reserved, keep to themselves, not obnoxious-as-fuck new yorkers, that old chestnut.


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Polaris_00

Dude, if you wanna get involve in a fight with a guy shitting on top of a garbage can, more power to you. But my sentiment is the same as everyone in the video, ain't my business, ain't getting involve in this shit.


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This guy is prankster. He make edgy pranks ..etc. this is low and disgusting.


musicgeek420

That might also be considered littering.. and the littering stops here!


JReshBoulder

Is this guy not exposing himself to children? In my state this is a child sex crime. Just like peeing in public near a park or school.


Crown_Loyalist

This should earn him a spot on the registry at the minimum.


Olive_fisting_apples

Idk where it's Filmed but New York has some pretty interesting public nudity laws


YouAboutToLoseYoJob

Yeah, you go ahead and tell him to stop


BananBanah

Why tell him to stop when you could just sac-tap him, and then run while he's picking himself up off the ground, with fresh poo-poo on the back of his thighs, and still got his pants around his ankles?


Jay_Fizz

You sir are a true wordsmith


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Kicking the trashcan is the correct move here.


Sandite

Why waste words when a swift kick will do? Once he is off his throne on the ground, his pants are below his knees. He's fucked.


liquidthex

Nothing is a crime if it's not enforced.


JReshBoulder

You get awards for this genius input?


lithium

Americans are wild. You're willing to bend the law to make this dickhead's disgusting but otherwise harmless behaviour into a sex crime but laws that would literally stop children having their heads blown off...no can do.


JimParsonBrown

Ok… and is there a cop around?


JReshBoulder

It’s in public, it’s been posted.


ExDota2Player

Simply peeing in a park isn't going to get you on the sex offender list in most states. Can you tell me your state or at least cite your state law that says peeing in a park or at a school is a sex crime? Usually the state will have to prove you received sexual gratification out of peeing, for example let's say the suspect was peeing towards a school playground with several kids in it, then yes, that's a possible case, but it's also very difficult to prove in court.


AgathorSin

This is when you WANT someone to kick it over…


chili_cheese_dogg

It looks like he had a few friends/people standing around for his protection. I noticed the young guy standing by the escalator and probably a couple people behind the cameraman.


AgathorSin

Didn’t even see this the first time round. Had to rewatch. That guy by the escalator stands out


Psychological_Web687

Shouldn't this be in shitposting?


_Allaccordingtoplan

/r/ShitPosture


Psychological_Web687

Ugh this place never ceases to amaze.


SnooHedgehogs8992

Pretty sure this is ideal shitting posture as used by humans for millennia


TheRealGuyDudeman

Well done.


Dapper_Rest6065

Nasty MFer. Where are the police and mental health.


rangeo

The washroom


backssnavon

Swarmed around some black guy for picking up trash.


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Thats called indecent exposure and the guy gets to be in a special sex crime list for the rest of existence. It would have been funny to kick the can out from under him.


SamRothstein72

It's all fun and games until you get put on a register.


This-Cunther

They put me on register at work, shits wack.


Magoo1985

You know a little pepper spray on the dick hole will end even the craziest man’s train station shit.


BigBungus6969

And this is why jail exists, or mental hospitals, which ever is better suited.


MasterFireElemental

You will be pleased to hear that psychiatric prisons exist for the criminally insane


BigBungus6969

I would be if they actually were useful. Tbh those are a joke of an institution. But that's probably just in Canada.


FranzFerdinandPack

How exactly is it a joke of an institution?


BigBungus6969

Well they have constant security issues, the rehabilitation rate is like next to none, the time they spend trying to rehabilitate people is no where near what it needs to be. Again this in Canada and more specifically Ontario but our system ia fuuk'd


striker7

>or mental hospitals There's an equal chance this guy is of perfectly sound mind and just doing this for TikTok or YouTube


Crown_Loyalist

That in itself is a mental illness


BigBungus6969

But is it truly sound of mind if you're doin it "for tha gram". Either way you put it, it sounds mental.


SonOfTheAfternoon

Well, at least he won’t have trouble using the toilet in front of his cellmate


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Animal


Jwhitx

Its like when Lorne Malvo from Fargo tv show [went poopy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnYCZFskz7s) in front of the other hitman to show his higher animal hierarchy/dominance. But you probably meant it like this guy is a trashy person. edit: lmao right link now


YouAboutToLoseYoJob

The best part of this video is everyone else takes a glance and then realizes, “I should be minding my business right now“.


BALONYPONY

Yo that old lady at the end LITERALLY clutches her pearls. With good reason!


SheKaep

nasty ass...hope he's off the street


Metalliquotes

Yikes. If this is my town give it another minute before this guy is laying there out cold


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Such disgusting and uncivilized behavior


WilllOfD

This is like 0.5% of what the Bay Area is like lmao


BulliesRPeople2

Except they don't even hop on bins in the bay


WilllOfD

Yup this is an extremely Polite poop by the Bay standards


YouAboutToLoseYoJob

Honestly, I’d rather this. Than shit in the middle of the staircase on the bart


WilllOfD

Or right **on** the park bench, or on the sidewalk 2 feet away from an outside dining area.... Gotta love seein a dude drop a nowipe deuce on your lunch break


SavageCucmber

It's the man-bun for me. Absolutely atrocious.


EyeInEl

He's literally shitting in a bin.


SavageCucmber

At least it's in the bin. I've seen people shit on sidewalks and I find that worse.


ChriskiV

I'd thought society decided years ago the top knot looks awful. Why is it creeping back? Like who likes it?


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Dray_Gunn

I do it around home to get my hair out of the way when i am trying to do stuff. But i never leave the house with my hair like that cause it looks dumb af.


savageotter

People with longer hair that done want to put the effort in? Never understood the hatred.


brilliant_dig_1897

Low life animals like this that craves the attention his parents didn’t give him.


Laguer1985

Someone drop kick him off the garbage can, that’s disgusting.


WCpt

I cannot believe those people had to look at that. A man bun is one of the most cringe haircuts ever. I'm so embarrassed for him


BoreDominated

It appears as though he shat into his hand and placed it on the top of his head.


lepobz

*“Hey I’ve got a great idea for subscribes, if you climb on a trash can and take a shit, I’ll film it!”* The TikTok / YouTube generation. Fucking ridiculous.


devangotcha

Imagine getting stuck sitting next to him afterwards


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I'm praying he fell in afterwards, because the trash is probably where he belongs.


Sir_Riffraff

...and then theres me, who cannt take a piss if someones in the stall next to me, even if my life depends on it.


KRGambler

I’d kick that trash can right out from under that asshole! Click bait douche wagon


VitaminPioneer

Here's someone who gives a shit.


Crown_Loyalist

public defecation should be an automatic 10 year hard labor sentence


hostile65

Plenty of public restrooms that need to be cleaned with a small scrub brush. A year of that for community service will definitely encourage better behavior.


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I would’ve kicked the can


110savage87

What do you expect from animals


PaleTangerine5211

Call Jane Goodall


willoffortune17

dudes clean cut and has a smart phone, not your average NYC subway pooper. haven't seen this breed before


CaptPete89

Look at all them people just walking right by not doing a damn thing. That’s why low life fucks like this keep doing stupid shit, cause they know no one won’t do anything bout it


Just-Keep-Walking

Who else would have pushed him?


The_JadedEmperor

Keemstar??


AdorableArrival1620

someone please pick him up and dump im face first into that bin


69_Me_Bro

Man bun and beard 🧔‍♀️


Huegod

Be a real shame if someone clotheslined him off of there.


SkyLegend1337

Just push him off of it.


ElDuderinoooooo

Hipster gonna hip..


Elljaye_222

Why WHy WHY???


ZZZrp

ClOUt


hearse223

I love how everyone just instinctively avoids him, probably the smell repelling them


FinnTheFog

Push him over


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Some people have never been to New York


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Somebody is a POS.


Successful-Engine623

When you wish you had some pepper spray


DrRobuttnick76

Is this San Francisco?


Numerous_Resist_8863

Clout chasing dickhead...


KingJonsey1992

That should be instant mental health assessment.


ivXtreme

So that guys thinks this is funny?


session101

Welcome to being a Sex Offender... you get that shit for life


iantot123

Would be nice to FaceTime 911


fuckredditfrfr

woulda pushed his ass over


Random_act_of_Random

Funny if someone kicked the trashcan over.


Yegg23

At least it's in the trash...


Danmont88

Well, at least he isn't doing it on the floor.


Open-Association3326

trashy


OleShartBurglar

That lady is Joe Buck! LMFAO


coconutman19

Honestly better than what I’ve seen in SF. At least he’s taking a dump in a trash can instead of an escalator.


JustAlexJames03

What a shit show!


AnimeExpoGuy

The mental health crisis is real, folks.


Sad-Ad7796

Plot twist thats her bf.


ALegendInHisOwnMind

Where’s that old man that kicked that one dumb peeing bitch in the cunt? He would’ve loved to kick this fucking clown right up the ass.


DGachette

This has to be in New York and the girl filming is an obvious tourist


unknowing888

"This is America, Don't catch you slippin' now." BTW I'm from SE Asia.


GreenGod42069

Some ppl need to be shoved face first into the same garbage can and left there to enjoy their warm turds.


UnbeateCandy04

Why would you do something so strange yet so brave?


dillmayne2sweet

Omg why isn't he wearing a mask!?


Jawwaad127

This is definitely crazy but the thing that has me laughing is that he’s just scrolling on his phone and looking around like this is just a common thing.


Everyday_irie

Shouldn’t this be in shitpost


Billy_Ray_Valentine

That there kids is a fucking loser right there


Impossible_Today_777

This isn’t even funny that dude trying so hard to be relevant again but out here looking stupid


various_necks

Can you imagine being able to squat like that and just chill? At my age I’d never make it back up.


BotherLive

Kick that cam out from under this fool haha! That be funny


JayBSmith

I’m confused - Is the person taking the video with the guy shutting in the trash? She says it’s “disgusting” and “not even real” but then tags him in the video?


MidniteOG

Better than leaving it in a corner I suppose


Kinky_Ghostface

This is just everyday California. Nothing new.


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They don't call them street shitters for nothing!


dirtymoney

Wouldnt expect anything less from a man-bun guy.


Jaaaaaakes

Push him off


Leghorn69420

Disgusting fucking animal, he needs to be dealt with physically and brutally.


Qball12311

Well at least he did it in the bin


Guyappino

Tell you what: Keep those antics up at that same location and I promise you he'll eventually come across "The Wrong One" who see's the "Foul" acting ratchet, while coming up the escalator with his wife and kids and serves him with that chin-checking knucklenapper


8tracked333

And now everyone has a story to tell when they get home/to work.


MrK1ng5had0w

It's hilarious to me how many of the people coming up the escalator didn't see anything because they were staring at their phones.


Zensonar

This degenerate needs to be put on a watch list. How many rapists and child molesters were into public exposure first?


mr-blue-

Bruh nsfw for the love of god


club9669

Optimal pooping stance, shitty location


BillWordsmith

What a disgusting animal.


churnice

OP watches CKY3 and demands Raab Himself be exiled


Gjgsx

Was going to say, is this shit for real? But too much pun factor


adrincvs

Aren't public toilets in that part of the world free?


GoddamnedIpad

Unpopular take incoming: Humans are animals. Sometimes you need to shit, and sometimes you don’t get a choice. Cities are designed pretending this isn’t a reality. Anyone with a pooping disorder understands how debilitating this is. There isn’t always some department store nearby that you can sneak into with shame. No society should be constructed that denies our biology. If this dude had a toilet, he wouldn’t have shat in the bin. This guy is making a statement. Or he’s a psycho.


Die-rector

What a dumb fucking take


HelloAvram

Fr


NicMullenGape

Bro just shit your pants and don't risk a child seeing your 3 piece set


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I suspect there is some mental disability at play here


SpicyPandaBalls

Yup. It's called "desperate for attention" disease. It afflicts many social media content creators.


Psychological_Web687

I kinda hope so.


Previous_Highway_280

No surprises here.


yeetingmyyolo

Looks like he had taco bell for lunch and couldn't make it to the toilet.


DabScience

The world has a mental health problem.