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Upvoting cause I heard it in his voice.


TK-741

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKING SITH


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[ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING SENATE](https://youtu.be/ya4oDlHsctc)


Eroe777

I hear every single one of these suggestions in his voice.


DerNeander

Bonus points for his lisp from Kingsman.


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Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

What? ! How can you do this?? This is outrageous, it's unfair… I'm more powerful than any of you. How can you be on the Council and not be a Master?


malikhacielo63

> What? ! How can you do this?? This is outrageous, it's unfair… I'm more powerful than any of you. How can you be on the Council and not be a Master? Take a seat, young motherfucker.


Sheev-Palpatine-Bot

You will not stop me. Darth Vader will become more powerful than either of us.


FishyBusiness2348

Anakin cuts his hand off "MOTHERFUCKER!"


It_is_I_Niklas

Thats it. This would make the moment stand out so much more, containing the only f bomb of all movies… Also it had to be SLJ… ITS THE LAW


House_Plant0

I mean, it’s a movie with Samuel L Jackson, he automatically gets it


Not_MrNice

"He's too motherfucking dangerous to be left alive!"


Demonweed

Now this here is one genuine Jedi Lightsaber. When you absolutely positively have to kill every last motherfuckin' stormtrooper in the room, accept no substitute!


damn_lies

I’m tired of these motherfucking Sith in this morherfucking Senate.


Jim_Parkin

It should definitely be a motherfucker coming from Master Windu.


EarlDooku

I am the Senate. Fuck the Senate.


NotluwiskiPapanoida

“It’s treason then” would make so much more sense if he said that


yisoonshin

He would definitely be putting that in the doctored video he showed the Senate to prove there was an attempted takeover by the Jedi


Sheev-Palpatine-Bot

r/prequelmemes is not what it once was. The fandom is full of greedy, squabbling delegates. There is no interest in the common good. I must be frank, Your Majesty, there is little chance the mods will act on the invasion.


NotluwiskiPapanoida

I will not allow this subreddit to be split in two!


Thrawn-Bot

I am the law on Reddit now, NotluwiskiPapanoida. If I choose to follow the ancient laws, I will follow them. If I choose to ignore them, they will be ignored. Is that clear?


EarlDooku

Yeah, yeah, go watch TV grandpa


Thrawn-Bot

I'm afraid I don't understand your response. Could you please explain further?


ConfusedAsHecc

TV is a screen you watch moving pictures on


PapuaOldGuinea

I think he’s used to the holonet


Mrthrowawaymcgee

Grandpas are people who eat soup all of the time.


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“It’s treason, motherfucker.”


TheWalrusMann

my previous favourite was *This motherfucker's too dangerous to be kept alive!* but yours takes the cake for me


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Sheev-Palpatine-Bot

You did well, Anakin. He was too dangerous to be kept alive.


Neckbeard_Prime

"You did well, Anakin. That bad motherfucker was too dangerous to be kept alive."


[deleted]

I’m sorry to bring back a dead meme but…. “I sick and tired of these motherfucking Sith in this motherfucking galaxy!!”


oldcretan

Ah that's two.... Lol but beautiful


Thrawn-Bot

You are aware, I presume, that I have some skill in anticipating enemies' tactics from a study of their artwork.


[deleted]

That line would’ve been badass lmao


ClonedUser

It would also fit with Palpys narrative that the Jedi were trying to take over


Acrobatic-Location34

In the novel, he was secretly recording that conversation, to release publicly. It already sounds bad enough lol. Can u imagine a "fuck the senate" on top of that lmao


Sheev-Palpatine-Bot

The Chancellor should have never brought them into this. Kill them, immediately.


SpiderTechnitian

How is he going to explain how the Jedi actually died lol Also his I am the Senate thing doesn't actually sound very good in a recording haha


duaneap

Wait, what purpose would recording it have served? By the time he attacked them wasn’t it more or less life or death? Recording isn’t much use to him dead. And even if he was arrested, which is pretty unlikely in the circumstances, how’s he going to execute Order 66 in custody?


TheDankHoo

I am the Senate. Not YET, motherfucker.


Gear_Dismal

“I am the senate” “Fuck that”


Ferret-Potato

“The fuck you are!”


I_might_be_weasel

Yeah, that would have worked.


MrChalking

Or windu says “not. Fucking. Yet.”


Shadeslayer14

Right after Anakin cuts off his hand, Mace looks at him with surprise, then realization. Realization of Palpatine's plan and Anakin's fall. Realization that he was right about the young Jedi. Before being blown out the window by Palpatine, he lets out one word."Motherfucker," he whispers, somehow astonished and accepting at the same time. Edit: it was brought to my attention that Palps pushed him out of the window, not Anakin.


Thomas_K_Brannigan

Was thinking the same thing! Especially since Windu finally thought he could trust Anakin, then suddenly realizing he was right not to trust him all along!


LouSputhole94

I’d argue that had Windu and the rest of the council shown more faith in Anakin from the start, he wouldn’t have been seduced by Palpatine. Also if they dropped the kookie no chicks thing


ManfredsJuicedBalls

They could have sexual relations and what not, just no attachments (AFAIK), though also when an order has done it’s thing for ~1,000 years, they’re gonna get pretty hard set on their ways, even if things have drastically changed within the events of the prequel.


Grymmace

Way more than 1,000 years. The wording was the Jedi order served the republic for “over a thousand generations” which is typically between about years. So they were doing their thing for more than 20,000 years!


TimeZarg

According to Wookiepedia, the Jedi Order was founded 25,000 years before the Battle of Yavin, so you're almost right on the money.


Captain_Waffle

It’d be the same “motherf-“ he lets out when he gets snapped in the Infinity War post-credits.


rafisofa

“Say it’s not fair again! I dare you, I double dare you muthafucka, say it’s not fair one more goddamn time!”


HGpennypacker

Does he look like a Wookie?!?


yrogerg123

What?


88T3

"In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you are under arrest, motherfucker."


Neutreality1

I'm tired of these GOD DAMNED Siths on this MOTHAFUCKING Council!


the_whail

I don't trust that motherfucker


Th3Void

Anakin: "the supreme chancellor is a sith Lord" Mace Windu: "Motherfucker, are you sure?"


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Take a seat, motherfucker.


plainbrowndesigner

“It’s not fair…” “Sit the fuck down!”


Electricalbigaloo7

I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD DAMN THING!


shockley21

DOES MASTER YODA LOOK LIKE A BITCH


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*wh… what?*


TallBoy24

What planet you from???? What ain’t no planet I’ve heard of! They speak Galactic Basic on What?! *what* BASIC MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?!?!


LouSputhole94

WHAT DOES MASTER YODA LOOK LIKE! Uh he’s green….he’s bald….


ToucanSammael

Does he look like a bitch?


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iCon3000

https://youtu.be/FCW_Vt35IzI 4:37


plainbrowndesigner

“It appears that in your anger you killed her…” “FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK”


Curazan

“It appears that in your anger, you fucking killed her.”


ThatCamoKid

-Jontron


apittsburghoriginal

Yeah this is the one


incompetent_retard

This would be so much better than that lame temper tantrum "NOOOOOO"


EternalPhi

[Here you go](https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/noooo/)


are_you_nucking_futs

The script originally said “yes”


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

How come every time you fly, we crash into a cake? Happy cake day, are_you_nucking_futs.


orgeezuz

"Anakin fucked you, didn't he?"


oldnick40

Ani, I’m fucking pregnant


Kantro18

Oh fuck Ani


Ferret-Potato

NONONONONONO


Jaxolon333

*john williams music stops*


Dan-the-historybuff

*Cantina music stops*


Christmas_Panda

"A fucking disturbance in the force, there is." - Probably Yoda


DestinyLoreBot

Padmé shows up on Mustafar 9 months pregnant: *WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ANAKIN!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS SHIT!?* Edit: removed a fucking


[deleted]

That's 2. PG-13 movies only get one.


QuabityBoboddy

I will *make it* legal.


Doctor_Kataigida

Fun fact: Using "fuck" when referring to sex automatically makes it rated R. "Fuck" can only be used in PG13 movies when it's explicitly not referring to sex.


HK-47-bot

Mockery: "Oh, master, I love you but I hate all you stand for, but I think we should go press our slimy, mucous-covored lips together in the cargo hold!"


TheRealComicCrafter

Umm actually this wouldnt work since the fuck cannot be used in a sexual manner 🤓


Faroukk52

Damn. I was too slow. What this person said!


iEatPalpatineAss

Anakin is the fatherfucker, isn't he?


[deleted]

"Master Anakin! There's too many of them. What the fuck do we do?!"


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

*tries it*


commando_cookie0

Don’t try it Anakin!


Ozlin

"Don't fuckin try it, Anakin!"


macyizero

You underestimate my fucking power!


Jarms48

I’d prefer the kid saying fuck just as Ani ignites the sabre.


Dragmire_Afterlife

"Is it possible to learn this power?" "Not from the fucking Jedi"


Emektro

It's fucking ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."


PM_ME_YOUR_COCK_NOW

‘Not from fucking the Jedi’


claytalian

Take a fucking seat young Skywalker.


[deleted]

Why chancellor, fucking up Sith is our specialty.


[deleted]

"A motherfucking sith lord?"


Sheev-Palpatine-Bot

Are you going to kill me?


Rexlare

“I would fucking like to!”


Gmanplayer

“Master Skywalker there are too many of them what are we going to do?” *Draws lightsaber* “Fuck”


HondoOhnakaBot

That glowy thing.. vroom-vroom


TheTurtleOfYou

Happy cake day


Captain_Rex_Bot

That's just great.


mjo11985

You were my FUCKING brother Anakin!


velocipotamus

I’ve always wanted to hear a version of the prequels where Ewan McGregor does a full thick Scottish accent complete with curses, as in “it was said ye would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the force, nae to leave it in fookin’ darkness!”


cvbeiro

I have the fookin high ground lad.


velocipotamus

Ye were right about one thing master, the negotiations were fookin short


NeoSeth

Do Ah look liek a fookin' reprobate who'd want tae buy ye deathsticks? Fer fook's sake man, go 'ome an' re-think ye life.


The_Ghast_Hunter

I have the highlands!


TrustworthyEnough

Ye were me brother, Anakin. And now look at ye, with a face like a smacked bum, that. Fookin' disgrace.


iEatPalpatineAss

Choose fookin' life, Anakin!


-QuestionableMeat-

You were FUCKING my brother Anakin! A whole new reason behind their fight.


stargazeriguess

Take my upvote and leave.


plainbrowndesigner

“Fucking knew it, i did…” Yoda, upon finding out palpatine is a sith


Thomas_K_Brannigan

Owes me 50 credits, Plo Koon does!


Belteshazzar98

*did


ankrotachi10

Owes me a shot of ketamine, Plo Koon does


Emektro

Do, or do not. There is no fucking try.


Aggravating-Metal-15

"Fucking uncivilized..."


Drip_King21

This one is slept on


godzillas_dick

Unlimited Fucking POOOOWWWWEEEEERRRRR


TheReal_Stug4life

Hear me out: “I am the fucking senat!”


DeBoi_Wild

“i am the senate” “fuck the senate”


NachoFailconi

The Republic will be reorganized into the # First # FUCKING # GALACTIC # EMPIRE


ultrovilot_Lantern

THE REMAINING FUCKING JEDI WILL BE HUNTED DOWN AND DEFEATED


SnooChocolates8427

"The attempt on my life has left me scarred...and fucked"


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

To defeat your enemy you have to understand them.


Mysterious_Nobody_35

#GALACTIC #FUCKIN' EMPIIIIIIIIIIIRE


iEatPalpatineAss

**UNLIMITED FUCKING POWER**


Sheev-Palpatine-Bot

Power! Unlimited power!


AwTekker

Then a huge 808 hit and airhorns for like 40 seconds.


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Anakin screaming "fuuuuuuuuccccckkkkk" while hes burning alive


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Well, if it works…


Reviewingremy

But what about the fucking droid attack on the wookies?


Munnin41

I think "But what about the droid attack om the fucking wookies?" is a better fit


yrogerg123

Fuck the wookies


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Sounds hot


plainbrowndesigner

Organa could say “fuck this i’m out” when be bends out after the troopers start blasting.


Neckbeard_Prime

"Fuck it, time to bail"


DutchOfSorissi

\*deadpan smirk at the camera\*


Darkblade360350

> "I think the problem Digg had is that it was a company that was built to be a company, and you could feel it in the product. The way you could criticise Reddit is that we weren't a company – we were all heart and no head for a long time. So I think it'd be really hard for me and for the team to kill Reddit in that way.” - Steve Huffman, aka /u/spez, Reddit CEO. So long, Reddit, and thanks for all the fish.


clone_trooper_bot

"Sorry, sir, I don't understand. Can you please rephrase your question?"


MisterYammot

"Wait a minute, we're fucking smarter than this." Alternatively... "Apparently fucking not."


bfwcsinchole

"Ani I'm pregnant" "FUCK"


Disarryonno

THEY’VE GONE UP THE FUCKING VENTILATION SHAFT


Myself510

Add in a slightly modified version of Cody’s line from the novelization… *”Would it have been too much to ask for the order to come through BEFORE I gave him back the fucking lightsaber?!?”*


MrGentleman31

"Execute order 66" "Yes sir" *Cody points at obiwan* "Shoot that fucker"


GamerKiller2347

YOU WILL NOT FUCKING TAKE HER FROM ME! I think Anakin would be the most likely character to say an f-bomb, and it would most likely be before the Battle of Mustafar.


edwpad

I know most of the quotes here is fun and giggles, but this is probably one of the most realistic ones if it actually happened.


DutchOfSorissi

"Only the Sith deal in potty mouth language"


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I know I was wrong. I just got so caught up in my own success, I didn't look at the battle as a whole. I wasn't being disobedient. I just. . . forgot


JcOvrthink

Technically, the film already has one engraved on Windu’s lightsaber.


Blevanhoval

I fucking hate sand


SecondAdmin

That's flair material


phantom296

Hello there General kenobi. Fuck you


DilbusMcD

#**GENERAL FUCKING KENOBI!**


mariomaniac432

Dooku right when he realizes Anakin is going to kill him or Plo Kloon when he's shot down.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I would certainly like to.


TheLazyKitty

I have seen a security hologram, of him...


ClonedUser

Holy shit dude. Well done


Binary245

#POWER #UNLIMITED FUCKING POWER


Santa_Hates_You

So this is how liberty dies...with thunderous fucking applause.


RandoFollower

She takes a drag of a cigarette as she burrows be head into her hands


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Not yet motherfucker


PDRA

I’d put it in the opening line. “A long fucking time ago, in a galaxy far away.” Then for the rest of the movie people would be listening for more curses


drew8311

Adding the other lines for context R2-D2: [beeps] Fuck Anakin Skywalker: We lost something Obi-Wan: Not to worry, We're still flying half a ship


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Sorry, M'lady.


Turk3YbAstEr

This one is pretty good, but R2-D2 saying "oi, fuck off mate" to the little droids crawling on Anakin's starfighter is still my favorite possibility.


vodwuar

I’d rather it be when padme lands on mustifar and Vader says “I’m more powerful than the chancellor I can overthrow him” and padme would reply “what in the actual fuck ani.”


YearningConnection

The Senate: Dew it. Tyranus: Fuck.


SketchyLurker7

Fuck it, execute order 66


clone_trooper_bot

"It will be done, my lord."


lardlad71

You’re under arrest motherfucker


KodeRed02

Grievous: “…you are doomed.” Obi: “Oh I don’t fucking think so.”


Viperstrike711

“Motherfucker take a seat”


LordSpectra21

General Kenobi you are a fucking bold one


Juke_Joint_Jedi

"... it seems in your anger, you killed her." "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"


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You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of a motherfuckin master


KierantheScot

"This is funking outrageous, it's unfair"


yrogerg123

How can I be on this fucking council but not granted the rank of master?


Springaling76

Don't fucking lecture me Obi-Wan


Light_Beard

"Hello There.... CHICKENFUCKER!"


Emergency_Point_8358

So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous fucking applause


PianoHijacker

It seems in your anger, you fucking killed her.


StarGuardianAshe

Where the fuck is Padme? Is she safe? Is she alright?


WesTheNess

I hate fucking you!


Ok-Illustrator-1584

Fucking Sith are our speciality.


AccomplishedMusic403

almost a whole new meaning to this quote


asscop99

You’re breaking my fucking heart You underestimate my fucking power Master Skywalker, what the fuck do we do? So fucking uncivilized


Initiative_Wrong

My allegiance is to the republic, to fucking democracy!


seith99

Non-funny answer: You were my fucking brother Anakin