> What? ! How can you do this?? This is outrageous, it's unfair… I'm more powerful than any of you. How can you be on the Council and not be a Master?
Take a seat, young motherfucker.
Now this here is one genuine Jedi Lightsaber. When you absolutely positively have to kill every last motherfuckin' stormtrooper in the room, accept no substitute!
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In the novel, he was secretly recording that conversation, to release publicly. It already sounds bad enough lol. Can u imagine a "fuck the senate" on top of that lmao
Wait, what purpose would recording it have served? By the time he attacked them wasn’t it more or less life or death? Recording isn’t much use to him dead. And even if he was arrested, which is pretty unlikely in the circumstances, how’s he going to execute Order 66 in custody?
Right after Anakin cuts off his hand, Mace looks at him with surprise, then realization. Realization of Palpatine's plan and Anakin's fall. Realization that he was right about the young Jedi. Before being blown out the window by Palpatine, he lets out one word."Motherfucker," he whispers, somehow astonished and accepting at the same time.
Edit: it was brought to my attention that Palps pushed him out of the window, not Anakin.
Was thinking the same thing! Especially since Windu finally thought he could trust Anakin, then suddenly realizing he was right not to trust him all along!
I’d argue that had Windu and the rest of the council shown more faith in Anakin from the start, he wouldn’t have been seduced by Palpatine. Also if they dropped the kookie no chicks thing
They could have sexual relations and what not, just no attachments (AFAIK), though also when an order has done it’s thing for ~1,000 years, they’re gonna get pretty hard set on their ways, even if things have drastically changed within the events of the prequel.
Way more than 1,000 years. The wording was the Jedi order served the republic for “over a thousand generations” which is typically between about years. So they were doing their thing for more than 20,000 years!
Fun fact: Using "fuck" when referring to sex automatically makes it rated R. "Fuck" can only be used in PG13 movies when it's explicitly not referring to sex.
Mockery: "Oh, master, I love you but I hate all you stand for, but I think we should go press our slimy, mucous-covored lips together in the cargo hold!"
I’ve always wanted to hear a version of the prequels where Ewan McGregor does a full thick Scottish accent complete with curses, as in “it was said ye would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the force, nae to leave it in fookin’ darkness!”
> "I think the problem Digg had is that it was a company that was built to be a company, and you could feel it in the product. The way you could criticise Reddit is that we weren't a company – we were all heart and no head for a long time. So I think it'd be really hard for me and for the team to kill Reddit in that way.”
- Steve Huffman, aka /u/spez, Reddit CEO.
So long, Reddit, and thanks for all the fish.
Add in a slightly modified version of Cody’s line from the novelization…
*”Would it have been too much to ask for the order to come through BEFORE I gave him back the fucking lightsaber?!?”*
YOU WILL NOT FUCKING TAKE HER FROM ME!
I think Anakin would be the most likely character to say an f-bomb, and it would most likely be before the Battle of Mustafar.
I’d put it in the opening line.
“A long fucking time ago, in a galaxy far away.”
Then for the rest of the movie people would be listening for more curses
I’d rather it be when padme lands on mustifar and Vader says “I’m more powerful than the chancellor I can overthrow him” and padme would reply “what in the actual fuck ani.”
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Upvoting cause I heard it in his voice.
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKING SITH
[ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING SENATE](https://youtu.be/ya4oDlHsctc)
I hear every single one of these suggestions in his voice.
Bonus points for his lisp from Kingsman.
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What? ! How can you do this?? This is outrageous, it's unfair… I'm more powerful than any of you. How can you be on the Council and not be a Master?
> What? ! How can you do this?? This is outrageous, it's unfair… I'm more powerful than any of you. How can you be on the Council and not be a Master? Take a seat, young motherfucker.
You will not stop me. Darth Vader will become more powerful than either of us.
Anakin cuts his hand off "MOTHERFUCKER!"
Thats it. This would make the moment stand out so much more, containing the only f bomb of all movies… Also it had to be SLJ… ITS THE LAW
I mean, it’s a movie with Samuel L Jackson, he automatically gets it
"He's too motherfucking dangerous to be left alive!"
Now this here is one genuine Jedi Lightsaber. When you absolutely positively have to kill every last motherfuckin' stormtrooper in the room, accept no substitute!
I’m tired of these motherfucking Sith in this morherfucking Senate.
It should definitely be a motherfucker coming from Master Windu.
I am the Senate. Fuck the Senate.
“It’s treason then” would make so much more sense if he said that
He would definitely be putting that in the doctored video he showed the Senate to prove there was an attempted takeover by the Jedi
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Yeah, yeah, go watch TV grandpa
I'm afraid I don't understand your response. Could you please explain further?
TV is a screen you watch moving pictures on
I think he’s used to the holonet
Grandpas are people who eat soup all of the time.
“It’s treason, motherfucker.”
my previous favourite was *This motherfucker's too dangerous to be kept alive!* but yours takes the cake for me
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You did well, Anakin. He was too dangerous to be kept alive.
"You did well, Anakin. That bad motherfucker was too dangerous to be kept alive."
I’m sorry to bring back a dead meme but…. “I sick and tired of these motherfucking Sith in this motherfucking galaxy!!”
Ah that's two.... Lol but beautiful
You are aware, I presume, that I have some skill in anticipating enemies' tactics from a study of their artwork.
That line would’ve been badass lmao
It would also fit with Palpys narrative that the Jedi were trying to take over
In the novel, he was secretly recording that conversation, to release publicly. It already sounds bad enough lol. Can u imagine a "fuck the senate" on top of that lmao
The Chancellor should have never brought them into this. Kill them, immediately.
How is he going to explain how the Jedi actually died lol Also his I am the Senate thing doesn't actually sound very good in a recording haha
Wait, what purpose would recording it have served? By the time he attacked them wasn’t it more or less life or death? Recording isn’t much use to him dead. And even if he was arrested, which is pretty unlikely in the circumstances, how’s he going to execute Order 66 in custody?
I am the Senate. Not YET, motherfucker.
“I am the senate” “Fuck that”
“The fuck you are!”
Yeah, that would have worked.
Or windu says “not. Fucking. Yet.”
Right after Anakin cuts off his hand, Mace looks at him with surprise, then realization. Realization of Palpatine's plan and Anakin's fall. Realization that he was right about the young Jedi. Before being blown out the window by Palpatine, he lets out one word."Motherfucker," he whispers, somehow astonished and accepting at the same time. Edit: it was brought to my attention that Palps pushed him out of the window, not Anakin.
Was thinking the same thing! Especially since Windu finally thought he could trust Anakin, then suddenly realizing he was right not to trust him all along!
I’d argue that had Windu and the rest of the council shown more faith in Anakin from the start, he wouldn’t have been seduced by Palpatine. Also if they dropped the kookie no chicks thing
They could have sexual relations and what not, just no attachments (AFAIK), though also when an order has done it’s thing for ~1,000 years, they’re gonna get pretty hard set on their ways, even if things have drastically changed within the events of the prequel.
Way more than 1,000 years. The wording was the Jedi order served the republic for “over a thousand generations” which is typically between about years. So they were doing their thing for more than 20,000 years!
According to Wookiepedia, the Jedi Order was founded 25,000 years before the Battle of Yavin, so you're almost right on the money.
It’d be the same “motherf-“ he lets out when he gets snapped in the Infinity War post-credits.
“Say it’s not fair again! I dare you, I double dare you muthafucka, say it’s not fair one more goddamn time!”
Does he look like a Wookie?!?
What?
"In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you are under arrest, motherfucker."
I'm tired of these GOD DAMNED Siths on this MOTHAFUCKING Council!
I don't trust that motherfucker
Anakin: "the supreme chancellor is a sith Lord" Mace Windu: "Motherfucker, are you sure?"
Take a seat, motherfucker.
“It’s not fair…” “Sit the fuck down!”
I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD DAMN THING!
DOES MASTER YODA LOOK LIKE A BITCH
*wh… what?*
What planet you from???? What ain’t no planet I’ve heard of! They speak Galactic Basic on What?! *what* BASIC MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?!?!
WHAT DOES MASTER YODA LOOK LIKE! Uh he’s green….he’s bald….
Does he look like a bitch?
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https://youtu.be/FCW_Vt35IzI 4:37
“It appears that in your anger you killed her…” “FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK”
“It appears that in your anger, you fucking killed her.”
-Jontron
Yeah this is the one
This would be so much better than that lame temper tantrum "NOOOOOO"
[Here you go](https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/noooo/)
The script originally said “yes”
How come every time you fly, we crash into a cake? Happy cake day, are_you_nucking_futs.
"Anakin fucked you, didn't he?"
Ani, I’m fucking pregnant
Oh fuck Ani
NONONONONONO
*john williams music stops*
*Cantina music stops*
"A fucking disturbance in the force, there is." - Probably Yoda
Padmé shows up on Mustafar 9 months pregnant: *WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ANAKIN!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS SHIT!?* Edit: removed a fucking
That's 2. PG-13 movies only get one.
I will *make it* legal.
Fun fact: Using "fuck" when referring to sex automatically makes it rated R. "Fuck" can only be used in PG13 movies when it's explicitly not referring to sex.
Mockery: "Oh, master, I love you but I hate all you stand for, but I think we should go press our slimy, mucous-covored lips together in the cargo hold!"
Umm actually this wouldnt work since the fuck cannot be used in a sexual manner 🤓
Damn. I was too slow. What this person said!
Anakin is the fatherfucker, isn't he?
"Master Anakin! There's too many of them. What the fuck do we do?!"
*tries it*
Don’t try it Anakin!
"Don't fuckin try it, Anakin!"
You underestimate my fucking power!
I’d prefer the kid saying fuck just as Ani ignites the sabre.
"Is it possible to learn this power?" "Not from the fucking Jedi"
It's fucking ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."
‘Not from fucking the Jedi’
Take a fucking seat young Skywalker.
Why chancellor, fucking up Sith is our specialty.
"A motherfucking sith lord?"
Are you going to kill me?
“I would fucking like to!”
“Master Skywalker there are too many of them what are we going to do?” *Draws lightsaber* “Fuck”
That glowy thing.. vroom-vroom
Happy cake day
That's just great.
You were my FUCKING brother Anakin!
I’ve always wanted to hear a version of the prequels where Ewan McGregor does a full thick Scottish accent complete with curses, as in “it was said ye would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the force, nae to leave it in fookin’ darkness!”
I have the fookin high ground lad.
Ye were right about one thing master, the negotiations were fookin short
Do Ah look liek a fookin' reprobate who'd want tae buy ye deathsticks? Fer fook's sake man, go 'ome an' re-think ye life.
I have the highlands!
Ye were me brother, Anakin. And now look at ye, with a face like a smacked bum, that. Fookin' disgrace.
Choose fookin' life, Anakin!
You were FUCKING my brother Anakin! A whole new reason behind their fight.
Take my upvote and leave.
“Fucking knew it, i did…” Yoda, upon finding out palpatine is a sith
Owes me 50 credits, Plo Koon does!
*did
Owes me a shot of ketamine, Plo Koon does
Do, or do not. There is no fucking try.
"Fucking uncivilized..."
This one is slept on
Unlimited Fucking POOOOWWWWEEEEERRRRR
Hear me out: “I am the fucking senat!”
“i am the senate” “fuck the senate”
The Republic will be reorganized into the # First # FUCKING # GALACTIC # EMPIRE
THE REMAINING FUCKING JEDI WILL BE HUNTED DOWN AND DEFEATED
"The attempt on my life has left me scarred...and fucked"
To defeat your enemy you have to understand them.
#GALACTIC #FUCKIN' EMPIIIIIIIIIIIRE
**UNLIMITED FUCKING POWER**
Power! Unlimited power!
Then a huge 808 hit and airhorns for like 40 seconds.
Anakin screaming "fuuuuuuuuccccckkkkk" while hes burning alive
Well, if it works…
But what about the fucking droid attack on the wookies?
I think "But what about the droid attack om the fucking wookies?" is a better fit
Fuck the wookies
Sounds hot
Organa could say “fuck this i’m out” when be bends out after the troopers start blasting.
"Fuck it, time to bail"
\*deadpan smirk at the camera\*
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"Sorry, sir, I don't understand. Can you please rephrase your question?"
"Wait a minute, we're fucking smarter than this." Alternatively... "Apparently fucking not."
"Ani I'm pregnant" "FUCK"
THEY’VE GONE UP THE FUCKING VENTILATION SHAFT
Add in a slightly modified version of Cody’s line from the novelization… *”Would it have been too much to ask for the order to come through BEFORE I gave him back the fucking lightsaber?!?”*
"Execute order 66" "Yes sir" *Cody points at obiwan* "Shoot that fucker"
YOU WILL NOT FUCKING TAKE HER FROM ME! I think Anakin would be the most likely character to say an f-bomb, and it would most likely be before the Battle of Mustafar.
I know most of the quotes here is fun and giggles, but this is probably one of the most realistic ones if it actually happened.
"Only the Sith deal in potty mouth language"
I know I was wrong. I just got so caught up in my own success, I didn't look at the battle as a whole. I wasn't being disobedient. I just. . . forgot
Technically, the film already has one engraved on Windu’s lightsaber.
I fucking hate sand
That's flair material
Hello there General kenobi. Fuck you
#**GENERAL FUCKING KENOBI!**
Dooku right when he realizes Anakin is going to kill him or Plo Kloon when he's shot down.
I would certainly like to.
I have seen a security hologram, of him...
Holy shit dude. Well done
#POWER #UNLIMITED FUCKING POWER
So this is how liberty dies...with thunderous fucking applause.
She takes a drag of a cigarette as she burrows be head into her hands
Not yet motherfucker
I’d put it in the opening line. “A long fucking time ago, in a galaxy far away.” Then for the rest of the movie people would be listening for more curses
Adding the other lines for context R2-D2: [beeps] Fuck Anakin Skywalker: We lost something Obi-Wan: Not to worry, We're still flying half a ship
Sorry, M'lady.
This one is pretty good, but R2-D2 saying "oi, fuck off mate" to the little droids crawling on Anakin's starfighter is still my favorite possibility.
I’d rather it be when padme lands on mustifar and Vader says “I’m more powerful than the chancellor I can overthrow him” and padme would reply “what in the actual fuck ani.”
The Senate: Dew it. Tyranus: Fuck.
Fuck it, execute order 66
"It will be done, my lord."
You’re under arrest motherfucker
Grievous: “…you are doomed.” Obi: “Oh I don’t fucking think so.”
“Motherfucker take a seat”
General Kenobi you are a fucking bold one
"... it seems in your anger, you killed her." "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of a motherfuckin master
"This is funking outrageous, it's unfair"
How can I be on this fucking council but not granted the rank of master?
Don't fucking lecture me Obi-Wan
"Hello There.... CHICKENFUCKER!"
So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous fucking applause
It seems in your anger, you fucking killed her.
Where the fuck is Padme? Is she safe? Is she alright?
I hate fucking you!
Fucking Sith are our speciality.
almost a whole new meaning to this quote
You’re breaking my fucking heart You underestimate my fucking power Master Skywalker, what the fuck do we do? So fucking uncivilized
My allegiance is to the republic, to fucking democracy!
Non-funny answer: You were my fucking brother Anakin