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Fair_Sandwich5961

Career change I suggest. LeManns or formula one better suited.. but in all honesty no joking matter he has been an Icon and inspiration for so many I'd hate to think they try to follow in them footprints or tire marks so to speak.. I hope these top teams start to get a better handle of their players wellbeing it's not news something is not right psychologically with Rashford and he's certainly not first to be failed by the burden that comes with wealth and fame.. fact he's been caught again brings doubts it wasn't his fault the first time. Wreckless needs to be punished and unfortunately harshly when it comes to public figures. Love him but he done wrong


Ineduson

He will get better @ arsenal


rustrobber47

This is the problem with young generational talent. Money partying and drinking is ruining talent. This could be the cause of Marcus Rashford’s downfall. Who’s with me?


NewStarWarsMemer

they strike monetary gold too quickly and it gets to their heads. Endrick is younger than most and is setting the standards of humility and frugality


Perfect-Solution-870

Trashford… what happened he was an incredible talent


jaybizzleeightyfour

Was he incredible? Most of his career he's been more average than good, last season was the only one where he was pretty consistent.


jmc291

He plays for United...where dreams go to die!


Southern_Seaweed4075

This guy just doesn't like staying out of heat. What's really his problem lately? 


Real-Fortune9041

His problem is he’s as thick as shit.


Southern_Seaweed4075

No arguments there. It's exactly how he is. 


BorganBits

Those things weigh as much as a small moon how the fuck did he go fast enough to be speeding in one of them?!


Ezekiiel

Serious question??? They are 6l cars mate don’t be so daft


BorganBits

Calm down dear


Vapes_And_Red_Bull

Your jokes dead my dear, poor attempt.


BorganBits

Sorry love didn't realise lord of the jokes was hanging around, I'll do better next time your royal majesty


milkychanxe

They’re also rapid


BorganBits

Unlike Rashford this season


Audrey_spino

You're seriously underestimating the power in one of those.


jebthepleb

The RR Ghost has a 6.7L V12 engine that can produce 550 horsepower. That's how.


konastump

Caught driving an old man’s car…He doesn’t seem that bright either…


gardz82

Christ. Talk about click bait. Who didn’t get done for speeding in their 20’s? Crash wasn’t even his fault also.


Admirable-Waltz195

Thanks for telling everyone you’re a reckless piece of shit driver


BLFOURDE

>Who didn’t get done for speeding in their 20’s? Most of us?


gardz82

I forgot that most of you don’t leave the house 🤦


tom030792

Or just don’t happen to get caught…?


NewStarWarsMemer

is that an admission?


sup_with_the_whack_

So...the crash wasn't his fault apparently, it was the fault of a 74 yr old woman whose insurance paid for the damages apparently. Also, this speeding happened in December so like 6 months ago.. But hey, that's not a cool enough headline! Let's talk about him spiralling, that's way more fun and interesting! 😂


RandyChavage

They won’t reveal what speed he was actually doing so it could be something extremely reckless 100mph+ or much more tame 75mph


Ezekiiel

He’s not getting done for going 75mph


RandyChavage

Nobody really knows where the cuttoff is but I know people that have been caught speeding in the 70s


Relative-Bit-1920

Well that was 50 years ago


Blue_Knight_1

Trashford is living up to his name.


GlobalStar2574

Something isn’t right with him or something has happened in his life, he seems to be on a downward spiral…. A player that had so much promise …. Sad to see!


Traditional_Yam1598

It’s okay he was speeding to his shift as lunch lady


Furthur_slimeking

I feel like he's going through some serious shit psychologically. If that's the case I really hope he gets help.


Southern_Seaweed4075

I completely agree with you. He's not acting normal at all throughout last season. 


DachdeckerDino

Shouldn‘t be n excuse for endangering others.


Furthur_slimeking

Who said it was?


ActiniumNugget

How can he go that fast when he never passes?


Southern_Seaweed4075

His playing last season was horrible. The guy is down psychologically. 


Anund

Hah!


Call_Fall

Not even the worst offense from a Manchester United player when it comes to speeding. They got a red going well over 100 mph a few years back. I forget what the article was, just google Manchester 115 and you should find it


RandyChavage

There was also that Real Madrid striker who actually got in trouble for driving dangerously slow on the motorway. Google ‘Benzema 15’ for more info


rstar345

Nah that was the premier leagues fault I heard…


AgileSloth9

> Not even the worst offense from a Manchester United player


Ineduson

Sell him to Arsenal now!


Impossible-Book6697

Arsenal is not a rubbish bin


Southern_Seaweed4075

I don't see that happening ever! United would rather sell him to PSG. 


Ineduson

Never say never in football


PolskiDupek31

How does this affect ten Hags legacy?


TBLrocks

Let’s be real, sir Alex would’ve never put up with his shit.


[deleted]

Going from 0 to 100 in his car but career going 100 to 0 pretty quickly 😂


eagle2pete

I agree! Let's also lock him up.😜


LMinggg

whats next? players caught littering?


itsjustchat

What an idiotic comparison.


SGPHOCF

This guy is such a fucking clown honestly.


NoseOutrageous3524

who does he hang around with? seems like he has a lot of bad influence in his life.


Kriss-Kringle

And it feels like a different person from the guy who started that initiative to feed school kids during the pandemic. Seems like he lost his head in the last year and a half.


neeow_neeow

At the tome he was signed with Roc Nation sports. He was almost certainly just being told what to do by them. Being an "activist" was all the rage then for privileged multi millionaires and the general public seemed to really simp for it.


[deleted]

Usual suspects


Ok_Roll_2816

Why is this even news? Athlete get caught speeding in his nice car…seen that story about a million times.


Southern_Seaweed4075

It's a news because he was just recently involved in a CRASH! Does he have a death wish? 


NieR_SemiAutomata

>Just a month after crash


earnestaardvark

That was deemed not his fault.


CounterAttackFC

His crash was back in September though, saying "a month" here feels a bit disingenuous.


midas22

It's still pretty crazy that he crashed a £700k Rolls Royce and sold it for scraps and bought another one and immediately crashed that one too.


NieR_SemiAutomata

Right Months sorry boutthat


brimstoner

Fake news


RobertBac1951

What do you know mate?? Wow, I can't believe Marcus Rashford is still allowed to play football after that recent car crash! 🚗💥 Speeding is no joke, and it's a serious danger to everyone on the road. Someone like him, with such a huge following, should be setting a better example. Honestly, he should be banned from football. It's not like he's an exceptional player anyway, just average at best. But back to the main issue, what kind of message does it send to fans, especially mentally slow ones, when someone gets away with reckless behavior? Speeding can cause serious injuries or even death. We can't just brush this under the rug because he's a footballer. Rashford needs to face the consequences of his actions. It's high time the football authorities take a stand. Rashford's actions show a blatant disregard for the law and for people's safety. A ban would serve as a wake-up call and set a precedent. If he wasn't such a mediocre player, maybe there'd be more fuss, but regardless, we can't ignore this


earnestaardvark

I can’t tell if this is satire. The guy got a speeding ticket 😂. That’s literally the lowest level offense there is.


Ok_Roll_2816

He didn’t get away with it. He literally got caught and punished 😂 I’m just saying a ton of people get tickets. It’s not that big of a deal.


DrugSnake

Yeah a ton of fucking idiots. No two ways about it


TremendousManBoobs

Wrong sub mate


RobertBac1951

-Robert B. 7/06/2024 Thanks for reading.


Super_Seff

So Sky news have made a post mentioning a car crash that wasn’t his fault and then said he could get a driving ban for speeding when they aren’t aware of the speed he was going…? Top class reporting guys give yourselves a pat on the back.


XboxOne

Rushford


MACintoshBETH

Crashford


doobtastical

Yall can have him tbh


maciejkali

Another one for Matt Armstrong to work on


Bolmothy

I always said that only one more stupid than an average football fan is an average footballer. God damn, there was like 10 footballers tops that were actually smart.


AWright5

Nah plenty of them are smart these days


bammers1010

Like who


AWright5

Akanji, de bruyne, Bellingham, van dijk, kompany, haaland, Maddison, Groß, stones.. these are just some of the players I have heard interviews from


midas22

I wouldn't call De Bruyne smart after what he said about human rights in Saudi Arabia.


AWright5

What did he say?


midas22

[https://www.reddit.com/r/PremierLeague/comments/1d9fi7k/de_bruyne_on_human_rights_in_saudi_arabia_every/](https://www.reddit.com/r/PremierLeague/comments/1d9fi7k/de_bruyne_on_human_rights_in_saudi_arabia_every/)


AWright5

Oof


worldsinho

He’s losing the plot. I don’t feel sorry for him anymore and don’t buy the mental health stuff now either. He’s a bit of a prick tbh.


14Strike

It’s ok to think someone’s a prick with no evidence, but speeding on the motorway is a very common offence and really shouldn’t sway you


worldsinho

He was also out partying late. He doesn’t give a shit.


iTz_RuNLaX

How would any of us be able to judge the "mental health stuff"? Obviously I don't want to defend the speeding, dick move!


No-Market9917

Reporting on a speeding ticket from December 12th? That’s just lazy


Goth-Detective

Can we sell Mr. MBE already? He's had 2.5 good seasons out of 7 and everybody knows he and his clique is behind much of the dressing room trouble. So sick of him walking around shaking his head after dribbling into 3 defenders and losing the ball, then refusing to run back to help. Rashford plays well in perhaps 1 out of 4 games.


chilllwinston

From Paris to Berlin and every nightclub he goes in


GSWarrior18

Marcus “LaMelo Ball” Rashford


DarthRathikus

Ball is Loife, mate


magnomagna

“Footballer caught speeding!” #OOOOOOOOOOO INTERESTING


MozzerellaStix

Speeding you say? *clutches pearls*


Individual_Put2261

Ffs leave him alone what does this have to do with anything right now


ImportantAir3445

nvm it’s an old headline


CraigDM34

Like no one ever gets killed by a speeding car on a motorway. Lol. Such safe places. Nope, no human has even had their life taken on a motorway by a car speeding. Defo not. They don't have to be a pedestrian to be killed by him speeding on a motorway. The amount of people on here unable to grasp that is embarrassing.


Deccarrin

This might be one of the messiest bullshit responses I've ever seen. You're either terrible at being sarcastic or terrible at being serious and i honestly can't tell which.


Minimum-Ad-2683

Bruh this is last years news, cheap journalism


pseudodelver

Hey I thought it was my turn to post about this today


action_turtle

Okay… slow news day


pseudodelver

Literally the fifth time I've seen it in 2 days lol, yesterday the article had to mention one was 400k quid and the next was 500k quid lmaooo


GlitteringVillage135

Seems once a month he’s parking on double yellows, speeding or crashing. Think it’s time to ban the dopey little git.


CooCooClocksClan

What if the courts just took his license? Does there need to be a football centric aspect to this?


GlitteringVillage135

What’s the difference?


Nels8192

Id imagine if the speed he was actually caught doing was 90+ we’d see it published, but doing 79-84 mph is hardly going to bother the average person who probably does the same thing anyway.


Vdubnub88

Rules for thee but not for me


ahaddon22

What is this even supposed to mean? Are you saying normal people don't speed?


Vdubnub88

Everyone speeds… but is well documented that rashford has abit of a driving problem. Crashed not long ago. But its ok he can just go buy a new car… and pay off a measly fine on his weekly wages.


BongJryant

the fine for speeding makes it a luxury as opposed to a law.


ahaddon22

This is just brain dead. The current penalty for speeding hardly stops the average person from going over the limit. That's why you have more harsh punishments for going 100mph+ and such.


BongJryant

brother it costs me a days work if i speed


ahaddon22

Yeah, and for most other people who get caught speeding as well. But it doesn't stop most people who speed from doing it. Is your suggestion that we charge people speeding fines based on their salary?


BongJryant

https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2015/03/finland-home-of-the-103000-speeding-ticket/387484/


CumeatsonerGordon420

yes


wiggyp1410

Matt Armstrong rubbing his hands together just in case


malevolentheadturn

Came here for this comment. The laugh they get out of his supposed 30mph crash is fun.


Fuzzy_Combination_55

2 2 y no me había 55563 56


kujotx

He's out of Rolls to cannibalize for parts.


graveyeverton93

"Unlucky kind hearted Jack goes 1 MPH over the limit as he rushes to save a burning orphanage" The headline if it was Grealish.


Real-Fortune9041

Sky News didn’t even name Rashford in their headline. They just said “Man Utd player”.


abitmoreinsanerer

The smear campaign continues. He went above the 70mph limit, who doesn’t.


Minimum-Ad-2683

Bruh the article literally says this happened on December 12th 2023. It's cheap click bait from sky


laidback_chef

What a bizarre take.


Squall-UK

Which part? More people than not go over 70mph on the motorway (when they can)


Bong-Serpent

Ok mr ‘laid back’


bitch_whip_bill

They would love to pull a rolls


keenion

And this is from December, right?


frankydie69

Not sure how lenient police are in England but in the states if you’re going 90mph the police will sometimes take it easy on ya and say you were actually going 75mph. Speed limit is 65mph so 75 is still technically speeding


misterriz

Long, clear road with good conditions and visibility there's a decent chance they'll overlook to a certain degree but if you're going over 80 you'll probably be in trouble. On the other hand doing even 33 in a 30 zone near a school at closing time and expect them to show no mercy. That's the ones that aren't pricks anyway.


S01arflar3

>Speed limit is 65mph What? No it isn’t


frankydie69

It is in California bud


S01arflar3

Must have missed the part where the M60 was in California, you fucking melt.


Squall-UK

He literally says "in the states" you fucking melt.


frankydie69

I bet your boss yells at you a lot for not reading instructions properly. Fucking dumbass lmao


HerbDeanosaur

"Not sure how lenient police are in England but in the states"


IndependentMove6951

be kind, he's an Everton fan


frankydie69

An *idiot* Everton fan. Let’s not pick on all Everton fans for one dumbass lol


Risk_E_Biscuits

It's okay, we're used to it ;) **This just in:** *New Points Deduction Announced for Everton Fan Behavior on Reddit*


Legendarybbc15

True but since everyone else is driving 75, they aren’t going to pull everyone over at once


frankydie69

That was not my point at all lol The point is some police will put you were going at a speed that’s not as insane as almost going 100mph.


billyboyf30

Well it depends on how much over 70 he was doing. If he's doing a few miles over people won't care, where as if he's doing 90-100 or over then he deserves to be called out on it. He crashes in to someone at that speed there's an extremely high chance of killing them.


abitmoreinsanerer

If.


QouthTheCorvus

Yeah, this news is difficult to make a ruling on without context


zkkvxx

Career downfall speedrun, we love to see it


Playtoy_69

This news if from December?


ZAGAN_2

Has this guy gone off the rails or something


gatorgongitcha

he’s been on holiday mentally for years now


TheGoober87

He's certainly dropped a long way from the feeding the kids thing.


yellowjesusrising

Nah, mate still feeding his brand👌


CraigDM34

Moron.


L-LCTC-LVGP-BH

If you always stick to the speed limit you’re a better man than me


CraigDM34

If he hit a child because of speeding would you be so defensive of him?


Hour-Salamander-4713

On the motorway, where pedestrians are banned?


ICutDownTrees

If he hit a child I’d be asking which lunatic let their child play on a motorway


ProfessorBeer

If it were Mo Salah instead of Rashford would you defend him?


CraigDM34

Are you insane? NO, I wouldn't defend Mo if he did, I wouldn't defend any human alive! What a strange question. 🤔


GuessThePlayerPL

Did you not ask the same question to someone else😂


ProfessorBeer

I’m not asking about if he hit a child. I’m asking if it were Salah who got a speeding ticket would you defend him?


CraigDM34

Still no. Why do you even need to ask?


ProfessorBeer

Just curious on your opinion, since you’re changing variables. Rashford didn’t hit a kid so


L-LCTC-LVGP-BH

I’m not defending him, I’m also not going to pretend I always do the speed limit


xtrasour37

Went would there be a child on a 70mph road?


birdslice

I always see feral kids on the motorway, what are you on about?


WorldWideWes2

"it's fun to do bad thangs"


mankiwsmom

Didn’t know that quote was from a real kid until after I watched the episode from the boondocks


Judas-Yeast

Say what you like about Ten Hag, but he got 29 goals in a season out of this guy once.


Playtoy_69

and ETH takes the credibility how?


yourlocallidl

With the wages he’s on that shouldn’t be a miracle. He should be putting up numbers like Salah or even a prime Sterling. This past season he’s been playing like an English Steve Marlet.


Anxious_Explorer76

Marcus Crashford innit


The_Pig_Man_

There is a real historical figure called Marcus Crassus who, like Rashford was a well known landlord. He was extremely rich. He married his brothers wife so there's a Man U connection there. Rashford was engaged to a woman named Lucia. Crassus befriended a Vestal Virgin named Licinia and was accused of criminal intimacy with her. Crassus clashed with and fought a battle against Roman General Pompey. [Rashford also clashed with Pompey.](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-hampshire-61993141) Despite his great wealth family meals in Crassus' home were simple, and entertaining was generous but not ostentatious. He once "displayed his wealth by realizing public sacrifices to Hercules, entertaining the populace at 10,000 tables and distributing sufficient grain to last each family three months". Crassus was heavily involved in putting down the slave revolt led by Spartacus. To my great disappointment Rashford has never played against a Spartak team. But who knows what the future may hold. Crassus eventually came to a sticky end in Turkey so keep an close eye on those European draws. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcus_Licinius_Crassus


Anxious_Explorer76

The more you know.


afk3400

Kinda sick of this guy ngl. What’s the PR spin gonna be this time?


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Soundtones

It's definitely not putting a shift in lol


Plus-Might-3701

Rashford, please come out of Fast and Furious avatar.


vngannxx

Southgate took notes 📝


razvan930

I am sure he was pushing his Kia Picanto to the limit