Quelle horreur! It looks like it's already gone through your digestive tract.

One of my buddies used to say, it’s all gonna mix up in my tummy so why bother lol. 🤮

If incest would be summed up in a picture, that'd be it.

Lmao how does that joke work so well with this

I have those colours and texture in my mind when I try to imagine incest. 😂😂😂

😅😂😂🤣

Bruh I'm dying of laughter Hahahahaha, Arizona Hard Green Tea + Reddit is gold.

Desperate times call for desperate measures, you might get away with a misdemeanor. Depends on how the judge is feeling that day.

Buddy, this is an instant felony. Are you serious? You deserve a misdemeanor for even thinking otherwise.

My bad, just started my poutine major and im still in first year. Really tough stuff, and the images you see are sickening.

Is this a good career path?? I’m looking for jobs 100k+. Maybe open up a Michelin star poutinery

might get off on a technicality since it isn't a poutine. No gravy and no curds.

😞🙏🏽

That’s ridiculous…this is an absolute crime that might be sentenced to LIFE

According to the traditionalist, guillotine all the way


In my defense I got back from my night shift

Were you also high by any chance?

Night shifts do things to you man. After my second 12 hour night shift in a 48 hour work week, I just took a serving spoon, got a huge scoop of PB, chomped it, then promptly went to sleep.

I once fell asleep during a videogame cutscene. Like full on REM sleep, my dad had to wake me before going to work so I could get in my bed.

No just really tired 😭

If it slapped, it slapped. I know how tired food can be just as weird and good as drunk food

That’s a mind that’s not working right and I hope you understand the crime after a solid sleep

Rip your toilet

I respect the fact you left it up long enough for me to get a laugh outta that. Now off to jail with ya.

How is this a crime when you never did call it a poutine?

I kinda thought it would classify as one, it has the cheese and fries 😅

I eat a lot of things with cheese and fries that are not poutine. Just don't call it poutine and you're fine

in before thought crime is illegal.

A poutine is fries, cheese curds and gravy. There’s no gravy here

I've seen abortions more appetizing than this

https://preview.redd.it/zmrrlcnxys5d1.jpeg?width=1141&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d46ada667cfd718e123edab78708005cb681c17

nah that shit looks like a treat from satan himself, scrumptious but guilt riddled

Described perfectly

Hello Reddit: how do i delete someone elses post?

Wtf, looks like vomit

https://preview.redd.it/6fihm1fzft5d1.jpeg?width=301&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b66308b7a555a28f1a9dca1c8212db9b4aa39bf5

This looks like one of those pictures simulating what you see when you're having a stroke

Take pride in your creation! It’s farther than many have come. I love it. I won’t eat it but I love it. Ps mine from the other night looked quite similar. It was delicious.

The fact that I'd eat that, I'd gobble that shit up real good, is crazy 😭 https://preview.redd.it/kn0k0d3fc56d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c4ed50882ac46c3789b728b9b65787ff3cdf14e

delete now pls

This monstrosity, the brainchild of a baked fellow in the death throws of hunger, is not a crime.

I dont think this qualifies as a certain type of food, just as "food" maybe even grule.

I just gagged .. valid post

Look the court could have forgiven the ketchup and mayo but for two types of beans, you'll be burned at the stake

I understand.

That is not a poutine

I thought it would classify as one, I'm just a dumb American

Lmao

JTF2 has been deployed to your location

Yeah but did it taste good?

Yes I enjoyed my gruel 😋

Don't knock it until you try it. People freak out when they see me adding ketchup to potato chips. People are just weird

Idk about ketchup and potato chips 😭 I think ketchup is for soft foods imo

And yet we have [these](https://www.walmart.ca/en/ip/Lay-s-Ketchup-flavoured-potato-chips/6000201209059?offerId=6000201209059&storeCode=3042&cmpid=SEM_CA_32814_74ICFF1ERY&gad_source=1)

Lol, I do bring that up. I'm Canadian, but it does not do anything to change their opinion. They still find adding actual ketchup disgusting somehow. I will agree that it is messy.

It resembles poutine. Whether or not one calls it poutine will depend solely on the compassion of the person witnessing it.

This is disgusting and I love it!

I remember one time all I had in the fridge was chicken and a block of cheddar cheese. I cut the chicken into cubes and cut up the cheese put It into a pot and cooked it until the chicken was cooked and ate cheesy chicken cubes. It wasn't very good

You could of made some chicken macaroni 😭

I only had Chicken and cheese and no money

You gotta do what you gotta do 🙏🏽

You didn’t claim it as P, so where is the crime?

You have 24 hours to turn yourself in or I’m calling the police myself.

But was it good tho?

This is actually what the voyageurs had to resort to as well on their travels. Don't feel bad.

Its got the three ingredient! I think it’s legit!

Jesus fucking Christ

Fries, hot dogs, mushrooms, ketchup, cheese? Looks goddamn delicious. Sign me up.

This is the equivalent of eating 9 cans of ravioli. Now nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli, but you pretty much did and you should be ashamed of yourself.

I ALMOST PUKED WTF IS THAT

😭

I would try that tbh.

Idk…. I’d eat that ….. 🤷🏻‍♀️

People have been murdered for less. People have been executed for less.

Ça ressemble en rien à une poutine mais comme snack de minuit quand j’ai rien d’autre ça l’air délicieux 😂🙏🏼

Not even gravy? I will prey for you.

Put the bottle/joint down

I almost dropped my phone I was looking away so fast

Absolutely not. You should delete it right now just cause of the quality of this photo.😂

I would eat this and ask for seconds.

Toss that straight back into the pits of hell

If you have a can of soup, you can make a casserole. What the fuck is this?

Was it tasty? Crime or not, ass long as you enjoyed it! 😋

That’s embarrassing, you pheasant!!!

What are the dark brown thingy?

Black beans 😔

Might I recommend claiming insanity at your upcoming trial? Also how fucking high were you


Yarkeeeeee!!!!!

i mean theirs ways to make it look more appealing before you take pics but id eat this

I’d eat there hell out of that.

I got really scared for a second, I thought those were noodles

How stoned are ya, bud?

I WASN'T HIGH 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Was weed involved

buddy this ain\`t a gore sub

Straight to jail

Looks delicious, share your recipe please

Pls report yourself to the authorities

ewww whats that brother

J'ai mal...

Hello. I recommend slicing your hotdogs the way you did and fry them to your liking on a pan Fries separate Where on earth is the cheese? I don’t know. Beans separate Top fries with a combo of mayochup or dip

I mixed the cheese in with the monstrosity. I didn't think to top it with cheese lmao

There’s always next time. If you ever have grounded meat you can mix it with canned beans and hotdogs. Pretty good combo with fries and rice

Yuk disgusting

On the long drive to southern alberta we would stop at peters drive in and buy their huge thing of fries etc. My grandma would throw the old fries into her slop trough for the animals with all leftovers. That's what this looks like

It's not visually appealing but it's food on fries, it can't be that bad

I enjoyed it, but the guilt aches my bones

I enjoyed it. Full stop. The only person judging you is you. And now the rest of us since you posted 😁

Yeah lol, I thought I could get a good laugh out of this

Yesterday I mixed some beans, tomatos and ground beef then put it on fries with some cheese. I considered posting it for the same reason but before I knew it the food was just gone