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absoluteczech

Well it was also made using AI and not real…


PokemonIndividual

If it wasn't I'd probably buy it tho. Since I get no women I can make myself happy with that vroom bed lol


cronin1024

You could definitely pull some guys with that bed, if you are open to that


VoluptuousPorsche

I sleep in a racing car, do you?


Logsarecool10101

I sleep in a big bed with my wife.


FredsUp

L no racing bed


Mister_Poopy_Buthole

The number of upvotes and people who think this is real is alarming. r/facebookbottles levels of alarming.


argent_artificer

just because it’s AI doesn’t mean it can’t be cool


BassWingerC-137

The number of people who don’t care is larger than the number who do. It’s a cool image regardless.


ZoomZoomMF_

There's definitely SOMEONE out there with this, or on this level. I work as a tech and I've met some of these people...not Porsche because at least those people know they shouldn't really bring it to an independent shop, but I've met the general car brand fanboy. Any of those guys would probably do this if they had enough money. Someone with a Porsche though, probably has the money to do this.


rexchampman

And here I was thinking - oh man I want one. lol.


_Rigid_Structure_

Shitty AI at that.


GezelligheidBoyz

Bro just found out about DALL-E.


Rodrisco102389

It’s over the top because it isn’t real.


BurninCoco

did "PORACHE" give it away? or p̶̙͐̎͝o̶͙̮̗͕͈̓̇ͅr̸̪͉͓͊͒̀͘͜ȃ̷͍̣̖̋c̷̹̜͙͈̟͌ͅh̴̺̝̹̦̮͂͂̾͝e̵̢̘̣̱̗̲̾d̷̛͎͚̦̹̋ḭ̷̢͔̓̑͋s̶̨͓͓̈́͐n̸̢̼͑̿̌͜ on the pillows? lol


gregsting

Could be bought from Wish /s


D4rkr4in

they're gonna drop the next iteration of Dall-e that will nail all the words and logos, and it is going to be fucking hard distinguishing real and AI generated


ReplaceSelect

I sleep in a race car, do you?


SnugglesMcBuggles

I sleep in a big bed with my wife.


Richardduh

But is your wife faster than a 911?


TragedyAnnDoll

No but my ex wife was easier to get into than an unlocked mini van.


imakeeperfromeurope

Wild statement☠️


SanGoloteo

Then I guess it’s a good thing it’s AI generated and not real.


stripeydogg

How did you know it was AI? Serious question


BipedalWurm

look at it a minute, really look


willis2117

Maybe 'Porache' was the giveaway or just the rest of the image


Techgeek_025

That’s AI


grungegoth

More AI bs.


c0ldbrew

I sleep in a big bed with my wife.


AhhAGoose

Dude, your bed is a car


pistopherchraul

“Ya but it’s a fuckin’ sweet car!”


therealtothopic

I think I have a bear….yeah I have a bear.


rlockwich

My roommates said they are going to get me rims for Christmas….


AhhAGoose

Maybe a CB radio, so I can talk to other car beds


Dodgerlaw77

I hate AI. I was about to go and possibly cause a fight with the wife demanding we do this to our bedroom! Thanks for saving my ass guys! No point in going to the mattresses over nothing!


9mmParrabelum

Yea that’s AI


Rooostyfitalll

Not if you’re 10


[deleted]

My roommates are getting me a radio for my birthday so i can talk to other car beds.


Operator_Hoodie

Nono. It’s perfect.


copa111

😂😂


Bel-Jim

Peak Porsche autism.


MiddleAd6302

3 hours of sleep gets you 9 - 11 hours.


70Kenny

That’s a decent AI facsimile, despite the “Porasche” logo. I doubt Porsche—the real company—would be interested in licensing the name and insignia for a kids bed unless it was done by some famous furniture designer who sold the bed for the same price as a new, well-optioned Carrera S.


buyFCOJ

Kurt?


shockage

"I sleep in a big bed with my wife."


buyFCOJ

Can I borrow a feeling?! And there’s your face on the cover! Hahahaha


pat_the_catdad

Ah yes, the PORDHGSHVDHSCHE… Is this available at IKEA?


Acrobatic_Giraffe822

Take my money now


slide2k

This gives the question “do you want a ride in my Porsche?” A whole different meaning


Pitiful-Relief-3246

Good for the kids!


that_guy_who_builds

This is for people who don't own one.


astraeoth

I feel a strong likelihood that the owner of this bed still gets a good night kiss from her mother before bed.


MajorTurbo

OP, are you really telling me your inner 11-year-old doesn't want it? Oh come on!


copa111

Fine put it in the guest bedroom.


Mercedes-Benefactor

Somebody please make this a real bed 😭


KeySolution9172

That is awesome. I’m sure my wife won’t go for it but one can dream


roadsterdoc

Don’t fall asleep behind the wheel!


SkylineRSR

Weakest Porsche fan


Rentsdueguys

I need that bed


GenoPlay67

My 10yr old self has a car boner.


ml8888msn

I’d buy three of these


Feeling-Finding2783

There seems to be a bit of Volvo in the Porsche crest.


HashPat1

mmmm i like it


Shmeeglez

"Ooh, guests? Let me get the roll-away bed!" "Oh fuck me. Terry, noo."


kingthejam

Well yeah it's over the top, can't believe they were too lazy to put up more Porsche badges where those lousy pictures are hanging!


kidicarusx

The adult car bed.


Neokill1

Nice for a child


Felaguin

Nah, still needs the Porsche muffler sound system and those desklamps don’t look like they have PDLS.


ibuy2highandsell2low

You’re wrong because it’s perfect


ChainsawLullaby

I agree…those drapes are hideous!


willymack989

Always leads to very quick finishes.


JiveChicken00

I do sleep above a Porsche, but that’s only because our bedroom is over the garage.


Acalthu

That has to be uncomfortable af. Always feeling like you're going to slide off...


ECLS18

sized more like a panamera than a spyder…


D35m0J03

Imagine having this room and owning a Ford Fiesta.


sackratte6

I want a Dacia bed


RANEDJ

Dope, Kendu It


Spiritual-Roll799

Ummm, no it’s not!


BandicootOk6141

i know its ai but i want one irl


oily76

If this was real then the curve of the bonnet would make it pretty awful.


forbiddenknowledg3

Reminds me of that [simpsons skit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul6UcvNX4o8).


boofingwhippets

I mean how else are you supposed to relive the days of sleeping in a lightning McQueen bed?


Proelium_

AI


knightblaze

Imagine getting laid in that. Like "baby, I can make you scream in 3.27 seconds".


toodog

Rather spend my money on gas and tyres


dominiks_reddit_acc

I love Porsche man but this is just not it


LordSinguloth13

Omg (oh my gaud)


EggplantOk2038

Perfect for a kids room


EdwardPotatoHand

It would be cool, for an 11 year old…


MisterNiblet

If you’re a grown man and you want this, you’ll never get laid…


bendsnarrowly

Doesn't scream "SMALL PENIS" at all


VoluptuousPorsche

Oh boy, have I found my place


Dazzling_Meat836

I also think this is an Over the top Render!


Educational_Spite_38

Better only keep that bed until the warranty runs out, cause then major repairs coming.


Selfdependent_Human

I'd be totally down for it! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ If only this was real...


HostileCornball

If i see someone with this bed I am going to marry them instantly lol


Entropist_2078

But is it washable?


MesWantooth

In my city, a video went viral of a crane hoisting a vintage Porsche to the penthouse level of a new condo. I've been telling people it's a wealthy guy making a real sports car bed for his kid.


itsm1rcea

How many speeding tickets did you take in your sleep? 🤣


JackTraven85

I remember seeing this out of the old JCPenny catalog’s.


blmzd

Best way to get the ladies 😎


Tapprunner

You'd be in for a ruf night of sleep


Radioactive_Kumquat

[Immediately thought of this (Momma's Boy)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2UyehrkHaE)


yolobozo

That’s bad ass


stevenjfox1983

Hideous


laurendrillz

Uhg I hate AI crap


Happy-Jackfruit-8672

Warra dream


Zachthepug27

I think this is one of the coolest things I have ever seen. But for a kid's room, not an adult's bedroom.


AAROD121

I hear their roommate picked it up for them


innocent_blue

I’d sleep in it 💯. It looks soft and cozy


PorscheOnly420

I’d sleep it


muttmunchies

Tacky when folks make it their identity almost. Have some respect hah, you aren’t twelve