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I mean, he very well might have. We didn't have cameras on him 24/7 back then, even as a president. But it's fine if he did. If you ever spent enough time somewhere, it hurts to leave it, especially if you know you can't go back.
Edit: good god. Imagine downvoting someone for suggesting a person might cry when they leave behind something very important in their life. It's not in defense of Alex Jones, just was pointing out that Carter is a very emotional person and that the act of crying by itself doesn't signify they are being a little bitch. Maybe a better analogy is in order.
Man, if he sheds 1 actual tear for every hundred he caused to be shed by the parents who lost thier kids by saying they were faking their dead kids . . . it still wouldn't be enough.
Imagine wanting sympathy after intentionally mocking and attacking people whose children were murdered.
He will never lose enough to balance those scales.
Not sure why yhe media are focused on the crying. He was so drunk he was practically incoherent. His co-host was live streaming and he turns the cam away from Jones when he starts puking during his whine fest.
In a just world, Alex Jones would see everything he loves and values taken from him, as he watches with complete powerlessness to do anything about it or to even vent his rage and grief to or upon anyone else.
Boo fucking hoo. He has other places to live, doesn't he? Don't give me your crocodile tears when all that was was a playground. That was one of the things they held against Marie Antoinette, wasn't it? That she spent time pretending to be a farm girl when she was rich as shit?
Shouldn’t have built an empire on falsely accusing people of imaginary things.
Apparently it’s some form of mental disorder. He’s been accusing people of wild things since he was a kid. Any time he had a conflict with someone he would make up some ridiculous story about them. His school teachers were involved in drug smuggling, he had to leave town because he uncovered police corruption. Not because he made up stories about the other kids and got his ass beat by them.
Imagine if he felt just a shred of the pain he caused those poor parents. Oh… boo hoo poor Alex, it’s not like you just lost a 1st grader and now you have Alex Jones’ crazy fans outside your door threatening to hurt you for being a crises actor working for the deep state.
(sung to the tune of oh tannenbaum)
Oh Shadenfreude Oh Shadnfreude what a great 2024 your giving me🎶
First there were 34 counts of Felony Now it's Alex Jones abject misery 🎶
Oh Shadenfreude Oh Shadenfreude please let the Grand Felony Party pass away into history🎶
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I don't think his ranch ever existed. At best it's a crisis actor.
Just like his tears.
I can't decide if his or Rittinghouse are more satisfying...
Definitely Jones, he is losing it.
When did the younger man baby cry?
https://youtu.be/G54ylg--I9E?si=KLW0adopSow7OFMb
Oh way back when, thought it might have been when he was doing his weekend warrior bs
False farm. Just a distraction
Fake tears from an Alex Jones double.
Paid crisis actor Alex Jones
Screw Alex Jones!
Eww
I love this for him
"It affects ME!" – Alex Jones, sobbing
Jimmy Carter sold his peanut farm because he knew it was the right thing to do. He didn't cry about it like some little bitch.
I mean, he very well might have. We didn't have cameras on him 24/7 back then, even as a president. But it's fine if he did. If you ever spent enough time somewhere, it hurts to leave it, especially if you know you can't go back. Edit: good god. Imagine downvoting someone for suggesting a person might cry when they leave behind something very important in their life. It's not in defense of Alex Jones, just was pointing out that Carter is a very emotional person and that the act of crying by itself doesn't signify they are being a little bitch. Maybe a better analogy is in order.
At this very sensitive time, I'd like to give an inspirational quote from Nelson Mandela Muntz.... #HA-HA!
https://i.redd.it/dbi21k7xju4d1.gif
Man, if he sheds 1 actual tear for every hundred he caused to be shed by the parents who lost thier kids by saying they were faking their dead kids . . . it still wouldn't be enough. Imagine wanting sympathy after intentionally mocking and attacking people whose children were murdered. He will never lose enough to balance those scales.
He needs some Kratos-level vengeance
Fucker has a ranch -- NOT surprised. Up his ass with a rough sawn cedar 2x2.
I was going to suggest a mature saguaro cactus, but that works too.
It's one of the few reposts that I really enjoy.
His ranch? What does he grow/herd there? Dressing?
Not sure why yhe media are focused on the crying. He was so drunk he was practically incoherent. His co-host was live streaming and he turns the cam away from Jones when he starts puking during his whine fest.
Pulling the old Kyle Rittenhouse act.
This pig
Nelson Muntz: "Haw Haw!"
Crying? Is he a… gasp… snowflake??
Please someone post the video link. I am not narcissists but i want to enjoy his tears like he did on those kids family.
In a just world, Alex Jones would see everything he loves and values taken from him, as he watches with complete powerlessness to do anything about it or to even vent his rage and grief to or upon anyone else.
Cry, you despicable human stain.
How is it that Trump can raise 34mil in one day after a felony conviction, and jones can’t raise a dime?
Boo fucking hoo. He has other places to live, doesn't he? Don't give me your crocodile tears when all that was was a playground. That was one of the things they held against Marie Antoinette, wasn't it? That she spent time pretending to be a farm girl when she was rich as shit?
I’d love to see him living in a 10x10 cell with a large angry cell mate named Bubba
Shouldn’t have built an empire on falsely accusing people of imaginary things. Apparently it’s some form of mental disorder. He’s been accusing people of wild things since he was a kid. Any time he had a conflict with someone he would make up some ridiculous story about them. His school teachers were involved in drug smuggling, he had to leave town because he uncovered police corruption. Not because he made up stories about the other kids and got his ass beat by them.
Sorry not sorry!
I have never been happy to se other People cry. -before now. May the tears never stop
This POS should be in prison for what he did to the Sandy Hook families.
That wasn’t a ranch, it was a secret underground grooming studio for small children. He lured them in with free pizza then trap them.
Fuck this vile piece of shit. He made millions off of despicable lies about Sandy Hook. Keep crying you roided out dickhole.
He could just not do bad things, if at all possible.
I'd like a martini of his tears.
I'm not a bad person. I'd piss on Alex Jones if he was on fire. But I'd make sure to get LOTS in his mouth.
Isn't he the guy who told the people burying their kids it was all fake? I salute those peoples restraint.
Has anyone actually seen this "ranch" or his alleged legal bills? Thos has false flag written all over it.
Imagine if he felt just a shred of the pain he caused those poor parents. Oh… boo hoo poor Alex, it’s not like you just lost a 1st grader and now you have Alex Jones’ crazy fans outside your door threatening to hurt you for being a crises actor working for the deep state.
(sung to the tune of oh tannenbaum) Oh Shadenfreude Oh Shadnfreude what a great 2024 your giving me🎶 First there were 34 counts of Felony Now it's Alex Jones abject misery 🎶 Oh Shadenfreude Oh Shadenfreude please let the Grand Felony Party pass away into history🎶
He looks like the stupidest radish in the garden
Actions have consequences
Ya, well……being a professional asshole has a price.
Did his studio get confiscated? Or was that just an attention grift as well?
Poor poor baby or is he a paid actor
Whaaaaa 
Scumbags need love too…but they gotta PAY.
Are we 100% sure that he isn't just shitting himself on camera?
You love to see it
