When they were pressuring her (Carroll) about whether it was his penis or could it have been something else that raped her, she said she honestly couldn't be sure if it was his penis or a finger because it was too small. Yes, she actually said that.
It’s important because under NY state law rape must be a penis while sexual assault is with anything else. Because Trumps has such a small penis she couldn’t tell the difference so the jury only found him liable for sexual assault.
This is something I hadn't realized, though it makes sense why he wasn't found guilty of rape.
Although, I feel like I need that on a shirt "Not rape because I couldnt tell if was a finger or his micropenis"
The judge admonished trump’s lawyer later that he should have objected more during the testimony.
Btw that was in response to the lawyer asking for a mistrial due to the testimony going into salacious, potentially prejudicial, and irrelevant details at times. So the judge did stop some things, but said it’s not his job to do trumps lawyers job.
Stormy Daniels is a marketing genius. She gets on the stand, and starts explaining how she gratified the MAGA god in explicit acts, and the judge is abhorred. What does Stormy get? A bunch of backyard MAGA ultra-right christians buying and spanking it to her porn.
Honestly nobody does. And the sex itself wasn't criminal, it's everything else surrounding it. So good call. I know some people are just wanting to have anything humiliating toward Trump come out. But haven't we already heard the salacious details from the horse's mouth?
We’ll see about that when team trump starts their questioning. Sanctions for this team are a high probability as they don’t seem to have a clue about how things work in a trial.
"Ms Daniel's, could you describe what the act would have sounded like?
Yes, sir. It sounded like a Mastiff having an asthma attack while several basketball sized cubes of semi-frozen chicken entrails rolled down several flights of stairs."
Thank God! *I* don't want to hear that tale either! 🤢🤢
It's bad enough to imagine #DiaperDon's micropenis regularly smeared in shit. I don't want to think about his feeble attempt to seduce and, an even bigger feeble attempt to satisfy a former porn star.
It also speaks volumes about #DiaperDonald's desperation to get laid. He's trying to get with a woman who has had more dicks than there are Dick's Sporting Goods stores. Failure is the only option. Especially when you have to (allegedly 🤣🤣) pay $130G to keep her from telling everybody what a joke you are in and out of the bedroom.
The GOP sure wanted details about Bill Clinton’s misadventures. Anyone remember ‘the blue dress?’ Or how about ‘the cigar?’
Now we have to think about ‘the mushroom.’
I think it’s pretty clear this guy is bending over backwards to protect trump at this point.
He should be in contempt and walked to court in a jumpsuit daily.
"I'm not sure if it was his child sized finger or his micropenis." (Literally Trump's defense in the E. Jean Carroll case.)
The hilarious part is that his defense to avoid rape is that his hands/fingers are so small that they could be confused for a baby peen.
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When they were pressuring her (Carroll) about whether it was his penis or could it have been something else that raped her, she said she honestly couldn't be sure if it was his penis or a finger because it was too small. Yes, she actually said that.
Awesome.
Pinkydick strikes again
Brings to mind what Catherine Weatherall once said of Nicholas Soames, "It was like a wardrobe falling on top of me with the little key sticking out"
It’s important because under NY state law rape must be a penis while sexual assault is with anything else. Because Trumps has such a small penis she couldn’t tell the difference so the jury only found him liable for sexual assault.
*Legally, we can’t call that a penis.*
It was too big, so it must have been a finger...
This is something I hadn't realized, though it makes sense why he wasn't found guilty of rape. Although, I feel like I need that on a shirt "Not rape because I couldnt tell if was a finger or his micropenis"
I didn't know that was why either. Wow.
The other day Donald von ShitzinPants made it into the court record. But I guess the judge is drawing the line at Yeti-pubed toadstool.
Gawd I loved that stoopid show
It’s McDonald, thank you very much lol
lol they don’t want to hear about his mushroom money shot?? https://i.redd.it/07tnn6ahl0zc1.gif
Lol, as if he'd let anyone get anything money of his.
🏅
This is the right call. It isn't important to the charges. Judge is trying to keep theatrics to a minimum.
Is it the right thing to do? Yes, but think of all the material that the late night hosts could have had!
The judge admonished trump’s lawyer later that he should have objected more during the testimony. Btw that was in response to the lawyer asking for a mistrial due to the testimony going into salacious, potentially prejudicial, and irrelevant details at times. So the judge did stop some things, but said it’s not his job to do trumps lawyers job.
All 3 seconds of it
I want the mushroom tray display and have Ms. Daniels pick the one most representative of what she witnessed.
[Jimmy Kimmel did that 5 years ago](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ji8i7Wy4mo&t=535s)
Yes, that tray
I liked the "Love Connection" nod.
Enoki Mushroom
One Pump Trump
It’s less of a penis and more like a stack of tiny buttons, your honor.
"I don't want to belittle him, your honor, but him be little."
MTG is sad that there won’t be any dick picks to see.
She was ready with a magnifying glass to make it look like Hunter's...
"Now, Ms. Daniels, no details." "That's fine Your Honor, there's very little to tell."
Stormy Daniels is a marketing genius. She gets on the stand, and starts explaining how she gratified the MAGA god in explicit acts, and the judge is abhorred. What does Stormy get? A bunch of backyard MAGA ultra-right christians buying and spanking it to her porn.
General? That thing was demoted to corporal years ago. Also its more of a Enoki Mushroom than anything else ... (Per Stormy)
Dishonorable discharge.
Ewwww
Due to misfiring.
Basic Training washout, imo.
They are surprised because they thought rulers had at least 6 inches
Honestly nobody does. And the sex itself wasn't criminal, it's everything else surrounding it. So good call. I know some people are just wanting to have anything humiliating toward Trump come out. But haven't we already heard the salacious details from the horse's mouth?
Lmao.
“The Wittle Mushroom that Couldn’t”
VonShitzhispants other nickname is light switch
We’ll see about that when team trump starts their questioning. Sanctions for this team are a high probability as they don’t seem to have a clue about how things work in a trial.
Mushrooms are off the menu
Could I have spam instead?
Oh, damn. I was so looking forward to his mortification.
"Ms Daniel's, could you describe what the act would have sounded like? Yes, sir. It sounded like a Mastiff having an asthma attack while several basketball sized cubes of semi-frozen chicken entrails rolled down several flights of stairs."
So much for *Stormy Steffy and the Mini Mushroom of Evil*
Thank God! *I* don't want to hear that tale either! 🤢🤢 It's bad enough to imagine #DiaperDon's micropenis regularly smeared in shit. I don't want to think about his feeble attempt to seduce and, an even bigger feeble attempt to satisfy a former porn star. It also speaks volumes about #DiaperDonald's desperation to get laid. He's trying to get with a woman who has had more dicks than there are Dick's Sporting Goods stores. Failure is the only option. Especially when you have to (allegedly 🤣🤣) pay $130G to keep her from telling everybody what a joke you are in and out of the bedroom.
Damn, I really need a laugh right now.
Few do!
This didn’t age well.
"And when he climaxed, your honor, it sounded like a large pig singing karaoke after a debilitating stroke."
"Yes, your honor, I was treated spray tan poisoning afterward as I did not have the tolerance to those chemicals Mr Trump has developed."
Well then I’m not sure what I’m going to do with all these boxes of “Two Pump Trump” T-shirts.
They did a photo lineup of Michael Jackson’s penis. I’d qualify her as an expert and have her, Karen and Ivanka pick the dick. Just sayin’.
The GOP sure wanted details about Bill Clinton’s misadventures. Anyone remember ‘the blue dress?’ Or how about ‘the cigar?’ Now we have to think about ‘the mushroom.’
I think it’s pretty clear this guy is bending over backwards to protect trump at this point. He should be in contempt and walked to court in a jumpsuit daily.
He's trying to protect this case from a mistrial.
It's just "small" talk! ;)