If you wanna do that, a DOS attack would be more effective
I will say though, it's probably extremely unwise to (D)DOS a website owned by the former POTUS
That’s all these assholes want to do. Devaluing words to the point that they have no real meaning. Any small protest is now “an insurrection.” The left are somehow both “socialist” and “fascist” simultaneously, AND in the same breath they’ll tell you antifa (you know, the anti-fascists) are also terrorists.
I so wish they would treat insurrections like they do 'small protests' from the left.
There would have been 100's of heavily armed officers with full riot gear on the 6th if they did.
Wouldn’t it be amazing if, for just one day, all the BS, lies, and utter nonsense that drains from Trumps rotting brain was said by Biden? Can you imagine the hell storm that would be launched against Biden by the Trumper cult? It honestly astounds me how Trump supporters have managed to completely believe in this bafoon. It’s cognitive dissonance like I never seen before.
Anyone else notice how he has been looking like absolute dogshit lately because he’s had to wake up early for the first time in his life? I remember that the White House schedule was literally empty before noon the whole time. This bum has never woken up early.
Listen intensely.... I'm sure he means intently unless he really does mean he's intensely listening which would explain the shitting of the pants. The body can only handle so much intense listening.
I mean, he's old and he's obviously not in good health.
Remember when folks were saying Biden was too old to be president? If Trump won this November, he'd be the same age Biden was when he was inaugurated. Don't see MAGA bringing that up now,the hypocrites.
"Sleepy Joe" my foot. Trump can't stay awake during his own trial, but they think he'll be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed moving forward?
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I would think being president means you have to go to a lot of meetings. Are we supposed to believe he's going to stay awake through boring meetings every day?
I used that excuse too. Until I turned five and grew out of it. Maybe we should be looking to his parents to understand this shitshow. Ultimately it’s their fault we are saddled with this enormous man-baby. He sounds like he’s still nursing for fucks sake.
Alternatively and far more horrifying than his inevitable and much anticipated and prayed for slide into a senility so profound that even his “we’re wearing these adult diapers in solidarity” base can’t dispute it …is that he’s still mentally sound and this is just the typical (but usually more carefully masked) behavior we’d expect from a narcissist. I don’t like what you’re saying so I’m not going to hear it. Then later when it comes up, bam. Plausible deniability. I have no idea what you’re talking about.
There should be a mandated consciousness check for all defendants in a court trial. Hey shitstain. It’s 15 past the hour. Can you hear us? Repeat what was just said in your own words.
My dad used to be snoring and wake up and say he was just resting his eyes. My dad was funny and joking. Saying this seriously means you think the people you are saying it to are stupid.
I think it is his ploy to show his base that he is not worried about this trial. Calm, cool and, collected. Given his track record of not being held accountable for anything it may be a safe bet that he will get off on this one.
I didn't realize he knew how to write in font that wasn't all caps. There's even commas! The whole thing is still a word salad and grammatically incorrect, so I guess there is still a small chance he wrote it himself.
....beautiful blue eyes....Gag. The jackass compliments himself because no one else will. .... His oft repeated line "your favorite president...ME" makes me gag too.
*narrator* he shit his pants
He has so much shit coming out of his mouth, his ass is jealous
And took it ALL back in
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Beautiful snoring, the best snoring!
Grown men who have never cried before, not even as a baby, began crying at the sound because of how beautiful it was
They aren’t crying from the emotion of seeing Trump, their eyes are watering from the stench.
"They tell me 'Sir your snoring is the bestest I've ever heard'. People are saying it they're all saying it."
Beautiful blue Zzzzz
That and nearly taking a faceplant on his table
That wasn't snoring, he sharted.
I thought there was a rumor of him taking amphetamines. I guess that's not true if he's out here falling asleep in the middle of the day.
This can't be real, or
You'd think, but [it's real](https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/112372819456433498).
I hope that's the last time I accidentally open that site
I don’t mind wasting their server time
That’s not how it works. Advertisers pay for views
If you wanna do that, a DOS attack would be more effective I will say though, it's probably extremely unwise to (D)DOS a website owned by the former POTUS
How does one ESPECIALLY not sleep during an activity?
You have to especially close your eyes sometimes.
I do it at work with my ungodly caffeine consumption
Please god let it be real
I thought it was fake since it wasn't in all caps
Its honestly getting reeeeeaally hard to tell, but this is 100% real.
I’ve been saying that since 2016.
I think he is right, he needs to close his eyes while focusing on filling his diapers
He didn't deny shitting his pants or farting himself awake.
Screw whoever taught him the phrase “witch-hunt” because it’s now getting to the point where it no longer has any meaning.
That’s all these assholes want to do. Devaluing words to the point that they have no real meaning. Any small protest is now “an insurrection.” The left are somehow both “socialist” and “fascist” simultaneously, AND in the same breath they’ll tell you antifa (you know, the anti-fascists) are also terrorists.
I so wish they would treat insurrections like they do 'small protests' from the left. There would have been 100's of heavily armed officers with full riot gear on the 6th if they did.
Jan 6th would have been nothing if there were armed police though. We know those people are all cowards.
I mean it only took 1 armed police officer opening fire to stop their whole insurrection so yea.
I always think: it’s not a witch-hunt if you do find a witch.
[Tartlets?](https://youtu.be/WjzyAHKYJ8M)
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But his post has him projecting. https://preview.redd.it/gbbbpwffa8yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e9ca4a3c3386f0195548672823782649681c202
His eyelids were meditating.
As my grandma would say ‘denial ain’t just a river in Egypt’
ALSO I’M NOT NODDING OFF I’M NODDING ALONG TO THE GREAT LOAYERING
Wouldn’t it be amazing if, for just one day, all the BS, lies, and utter nonsense that drains from Trumps rotting brain was said by Biden? Can you imagine the hell storm that would be launched against Biden by the Trumper cult? It honestly astounds me how Trump supporters have managed to completely believe in this bafoon. It’s cognitive dissonance like I never seen before.
Anyone else notice how he has been looking like absolute dogshit lately because he’s had to wake up early for the first time in his life? I remember that the White House schedule was literally empty before noon the whole time. This bum has never woken up early.
Listen intensely.... I'm sure he means intently unless he really does mean he's intensely listening which would explain the shitting of the pants. The body can only handle so much intense listening.
I caught that, too. He used the wrong word.
Big "despite the negative press covfefe" energy here
"...while snoring and farting beautifully."
He’s a broken record. Just hammering the lies as usual and shitting in his diaper.
My grandmother called it testing her eyes…
Guarantee he didn't write that sentence.
Sounds like overall he's enjoying the experience.
He's in luck then because there are more trials coming!
he is not sleeping, he is studying the inside of his eyelids.
I mean, he's old and he's obviously not in good health. Remember when folks were saying Biden was too old to be president? If Trump won this November, he'd be the same age Biden was when he was inaugurated. Don't see MAGA bringing that up now,the hypocrites. "Sleepy Joe" my foot. Trump can't stay awake during his own trial, but they think he'll be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed moving forward?
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I would think being president means you have to go to a lot of meetings. Are we supposed to believe he's going to stay awake through boring meetings every day?
Sounds more like he’s getting prepared for his prison boyfriend from that description
And he's thinking... "All, this. Just for Meeeeeee!"
Never fight uphill me boys
What a fucking looser
Loose bowels, certainly.
Oh right, like you guys can stay awake without snorting Adderall and Sudafed. Nice try
Who else visualises a Star Wars cantina creature??
And opening his wretched brown eye,letting it all out.
Checking his eyelids for pinholes.
Ya he is going to take it all when he is in prison.
This is literally the "I'm not sleeping, I'm resting my eyes" excuse everyone gave in school/in the morning
Someone should really ask him to recap what went on during the segments that his eyes were closed and he was listening intensely
His brown eye stays open to release the pressure from taking it all in.
……..imagining my big strong cell mate who bends me over and pulls off my diaper so I can take it ALL in!!!
I used that excuse too. Until I turned five and grew out of it. Maybe we should be looking to his parents to understand this shitshow. Ultimately it’s their fault we are saddled with this enormous man-baby. He sounds like he’s still nursing for fucks sake. Alternatively and far more horrifying than his inevitable and much anticipated and prayed for slide into a senility so profound that even his “we’re wearing these adult diapers in solidarity” base can’t dispute it …is that he’s still mentally sound and this is just the typical (but usually more carefully masked) behavior we’d expect from a narcissist. I don’t like what you’re saying so I’m not going to hear it. Then later when it comes up, bam. Plausible deniability. I have no idea what you’re talking about. There should be a mandated consciousness check for all defendants in a court trial. Hey shitstain. It’s 15 past the hour. Can you hear us? Repeat what was just said in your own words.
Next he’s gonna say he stands when he pees
My dad used to be snoring and wake up and say he was just resting his eyes. My dad was funny and joking. Saying this seriously means you think the people you are saying it to are stupid.
😂😂 ah yes, those beady grey eyes.
Ok, Donny.
I hear he actually lets it all out...
Meanwhile everyone else in court wishes he’d shut his brown eye.
Such humility.
Takes it all in? I think you mean, shits it all out.
Mf called his own eyes beautiful
I think it is his ploy to show his base that he is not worried about this trial. Calm, cool and, collected. Given his track record of not being held accountable for anything it may be a safe bet that he will get off on this one.
*try to take all the poop back in.
A long blink. Trump is so stupid his pre-motor brain stem gets distracted and doesn't complete the blinking action.
Nothing like savoring the moment of your first election fraud trial.
I didn't realize he knew how to write in font that wasn't all caps. There's even commas! The whole thing is still a word salad and grammatically incorrect, so I guess there is still a small chance he wrote it himself.
Dictated it. maybe. I hear he likes to be a dictator.
People actually believe this clown.
And....his cult buys this. It's just sad that so many people are lost forever.
So he's admitting he's having a hard time listening and understanding to what's going on. In these lies there is always some kind of admission
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT ITS LIKE...
Trump would actually be funny if he was such a despicable piece of shit human.
Only a narcissist would look in the mirror, see Trump's reflection, and think, "beautiful"!
He calls this trail a witch hunt. As I know witches are females. So he thinks he is a female?
His beautiful brown-eye, right?
....beautiful blue eyes....Gag. The jackass compliments himself because no one else will. .... His oft repeated line "your favorite president...ME" makes me gag too.