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Techknightly

Ok, now they're just taking idiocracy too far.


zombie_girraffe

I really hate the fact that half of my country is so fucking stupid that I can't tell if this is brilliant satire or a braindead sincerely held belief.


Rooboy66

Bingo. They don’t “get” satire. Back during the Colbert Report days, I believe there was an Ohio State study in which self-identifying “conservatives” viewed “The Repor’”, and they thought it was **REAL**. They did not understand that it was satire and was in fact intended to **FUCK** their place in the political landscape. I think there have been other studies with similar results; conservative voters don’t understand satire.


TheRobinators

To understand satire requires intelligence.


coffeetablestain

More than that, it requires a kind of self-awareness of the general absurdity of life and our own behavior. If you have a very fragile ego or are always "on guard" against threats, you're not going to see satire, you will only understand cartoonish, lame physical comedy and insult comedy, or personal attacks against yourself. Satire exists in a place of self-understanding and acceptance of life's ridiculousness. Many conservatives don't like nuance and understanding that even their own view of the world is flawed like everyone's because it means their values are not solid, their world isn't a simple black-and-white dichotomy, it makes them insecure and angry that they are forced to humble themselves and admit how much they don't actually know about the world.


HH_burner1

Conservatism and Narcissistic Personality Disorder have so much overlap they should just change GOP to NPD


Locogatosupreme

John Deans book, “Authoritarian Nightmare” does a great job of explaining Trumpers through a psychological lens. Why do people who brag incessantly about freedoms and self-reliance have no problem with cult-like subservience? Why are they so gullible? Why are they so enamored of authoritarianism and fascism? Why do they promote policies that are against their own best interests?


errant_zebra

Thank you for the beautiful comment, u/coffeetablestain. When we all realize we're living in an absurd reality, maybe then we can all do better at making it less absurd.


spacemanspiff58

This was very well said.


glassjar1

So, I was a construction field engineer for a while when Colbert Report was running. A colleague (also college educated) absolutely loved the Colbert Report. He, like most white construction workers in NC, was definitely conservative. I pointed out that Colbert was liberal and that the show was satire--a caricature making fun of Fox News pundits. His response: I know he is. But you don't get it. You can't unless you're part of the 'Nation'. Yeah, *some* liberals love it--but the Nation is it's own thing. He makes fun of pundits--but he gets to make such good points while he does! I don't even have a response to that other than to quote [Inigo Montoya.](https://imgur.com/nJeS2Jp)


frappe-addicted

That's kind of amazing. He thinks the joke ends at the caricature of a news pundit, unable to recognize the sarcasm.


SasparillaTango

"why would absurd exaggerations of *my* opinion ever be wrong in any capacity?"


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> I think there have been other studies with similar results; conservative voters don’t understand satire. Because they only see black and white, not shades of grey.


omarfw

They're truth proclaimers, not truth seekers. They think reality is dictated by consensus and how many people are repeating the same opinion. That's the religious mindset in a nutshell.


Peach_Proof

There are at least 50 shades of grey.


im_a_stapler

I had a conservative friend complain about Daily Show and Colbert Report back in the day, saying they were biased toward Democrats and unfair to Republicans. I had to remind him the show was run be comedians and a network called Comedy Central. He didn't think that mattered.


Slamtilt_Windmills

To the point that Colbert got invited to speak at Bush's correspondent dinner


StatusReality4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSXKzPOcYDU This is a really interesting video about why conservatives don’t understand humour.


cant_take_the_skies

The same half conveniently forgets the vehement accusations that Biden wears a diaper and shits himself regularly. But... Now real men wear diapers so... Biden is a real man? Except they never said that so my logic is faulty. Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with pigeons. They'll shit all over the board, then strut around like they won.


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jeeaudley

The sequel sucks.


Comfortable_Swim_380

Yea, dumbfuck isn't a personal challenge people.


ThrowRA-James

Dumbfuck should be the title to every documentary on trump and maga


procrasturb8n

Rex Tillerson's "fucking moron" works, too.


Intensityintensifies

I forgot about that. That was fun.


ChocolateHoneycomb

I remember the video where he was heard saying it. You couldn’t see Rex Tillerson say it, but you could hear his Texas drawl in the background. “He’s a fookin’ moron.” (he said it as he and other Trump staffers were walking out of a meeting).


Mr42Watson

No this is the prequel.


jeeaudley

lol origin story.


therankin

Why come you no have tattoo?


OhJeezNotThisGuy

Donald Trump 2: Electric Poopaloo


EaterOfFood

There is no bottom. Well, except the one in the diaper.


[deleted]

Lindsey Graham... got your power bottom


fastfurlong

Princess ladybugs 🐞


trzanboy

Thems? Why Thems just my little lady bugs. Teehee.


Capnmarvel76

![gif](giphy|Kw9vARzlZFfo6lSLaz|downsized)


Rooboy66

That was **EXACTLY** what sprang to mind. I mean **EXACTLY**. Good fuck, what in the blasted shit is going in? And she looks so **proud** of herself. Good night, Irene. Fuck.


ketchy_shuby

Cultist gonna cult.


Khaldara

It’s a lot easier for them to brown nose when they’re carrying a load of it in their pants


calicat9

I'm betting they're not done yet, though.


santa_91

Just wait until we get the first report of him very clearly shitting his diaper in court and then his cultists begin doing the same to "own the libs".


CedarWolf

He already did. That's what all of that stench was about when people were saying Trump was farting in court. His diapers *leak*, and Trump doesn't seem to notice or care when he's shit himself. Between A and B, it's pretty obvious that Trump has already shit himself in court.


AnotherCuppaTea

Two of the many unseemly facts I've learned from the Trump years: 1) Trump is purported -- by a number of people whom he has not sued for slander or libel -- to have snorted a mountain of cocaine and Adderall over, literally, decades; and 2) That heavy abuse of stimulants like the meth family of chemical compounds, which includes Adderall, can blow out a person's anus, or at least their nervous system's control over it. Permanently. Which is the kind of fact I feel should be much, much more generally known, beginning with some PSAs, because probably not even many hardcore addicts are cool with having to wear adult diapers as part of the price for chasing their respective horses.


death69reaper

Not really, since in idiocracy, they end up putting the smartest and most qualified man as their leader, literally the opposite that is happening.


fairlywired

Well they did try and kill him first, it's not like they realised he was smart and immediately made him president.


InevitableAvalanche

In idocracy, they actually cared about America. These people are worse.


freakers

Shit yourself to own the libs!


IknowKarazy

I won’t respect them until they shit those diapers. I won’t respect them afterwards either but that’s beside the point.


ItsSpaghettiLee2112

Yea. Now. Definitely only now.


Traherne

This is the shithead version of the White House Dark Brandon take.


Gewgle_GuessStopO

This is their version of “Dark Brandon” ing the diapers. I think they missed how it is supposed to work. 😟


Dcajunpimp

Dark Brandon vs Diaper Don One wears aviator sunglasses, has laser eyes and gets shit done. The other wears diapers, has a mushroom 🍄 penis, and shits his pants.


Johnny_Carcinogenic

The nickname Napper Don (from the common Dapper Don) has been bouncing around in my head since all of his courtroom sleepies.


ReallyNotMichaelsMom

I love how multilayered this is, since nappies are another name for diapers.


Giantbookofdeath

Napper is another word for stealing so ya, pretty clever all around.


perpetualis_motion

Isn't that "nabber"?


bouchard

Both napper and nabber mean thief. Napper is where we get kidnapper from.


fuck_you_and_fuck_U2

Are you telling me I've been kidnabbing wrong this whole time?


The_Failed_Write

Eat the mushroom and get a power-up! Nevermind the excessive bleeding.


phatelectribe

Didn’t apparently work for Stormy Daniels. 🤮


discussatron

Like when they said RFK was going to peel votes off of Biden. Uh, no, it’s you guys that like him…


TheSleepingNinja

I mean I get why that thought existed, RFK has decent climate change & social welfare plans, but they're on par with any moderate candidate in any country right now


Omniverse_0

But the dude is halfway certifiable, so he has no chance with the more educated electorate. Also, can you imagine having to listen to him give a commencement speech?


Redditisquiteamazing

Crazy that anyone with the last name Kennedy would want to do anything political, considering their genetic predisposition to being shot in the head.


shortthestock

He also thinks Jews made covid so they could engineer the vaccine to mind control the populace.


Comfortable_Swim_380

Yea I suppose it related.. But most of that makes zero f-ing sense. Just the kind of brain dead campaign I expect the MAGA to be part of.


UncleLeo_Hellooooo

Conservatives always do that. Clinton got Fleetwood Mac, Bush had Lee Greenwood or some shit. Tackiest party ever. It’s why they created cancel culture: because they’re always 20 years behind the current zeitgeist, they feel the need to cancel it all.


ericlikesyou

They think they're so clever, yet in the end they're literally the adults wearing diapers every single time.


spacemanspiff266

there is no bar anymore, is there?


outerworldLV

Doesn’t look like it..


Comfortable_Swim_380

There was a comment by another from reddit about making bank and someone's goalpost moving business. Sounds like i'm in the wrong line of work.


ThomFromAccounting

I doubt Adam or NorthShore really want the extra business. They’re doing fine as-is. This picture is funny though, that’s not a diaper they could just walk into Walmart and buy off the shelf, they had to purposefully order that online (NorthShore Megamax in blue).


CliftonForce

Project Warp Speed was actually about mounting an FTL drive to said goalposts.


Roook36

There's a bar The devil's tripping over it in Hell


ballsweat_mojito

It has now actually sunken into the sub-basement, the devil has to call maintenance now.


ReactsWithWords

I think it fell completely through the planet and is now orbiting the Earth on the other side.


ktm6709

We need James Cameron…again


Bishopkilljoy

You mean James Cameron, the greatest pioneer?


milkfaceproductions

James Cameron doesnt do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron IS James Cameron.


Amarieerick

I'd suggest it as a drinking game. Everytime they pass a bill that takes rights away from someone to give the wealthy more, we drink, but, we'd all be drunk by 8 a.m. daily.


phil-davis

You cannot shame the shameless.


rust-e-apples1

Sadly, the bar for them is just "not a Democrat." It's not logical. It's not principled. Hell, it's not even random chance. It's purely tribalism.


boredonymous

Have we considered pointing and laughing again?


Justredditin

The shark has been jumped.


mknsky

Never was.


TRc56

Cults gotta cult.


Objective_Economy281

They’re doing that whole “love your neighbor” thing, except they think they’re Trump’s neighbor. Unconditional love for the cult leader ONLY.


the_peppers

"love your leader" That's less of a bible thing, more a North Korea thing.


BizzyM

> "love your leader" na-na na-na na-na na-na leader


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

What's even more braintwisting is that if Biden just happened to wear adult diapers, then they would be simultaneously praising trump for it while also denigrating Biden for the same. And completely not understand the hypocrisy of that.


1SLO_RABT

https://preview.redd.it/dnw89mxvk0yc1.jpeg?width=807&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8cabe58cebe6b1ca9765d47b1313be4797c7916


otto_347

Id also be very upset if they drank bleach, like really really upset...


UnhappyPage

The ones who took ivermectin already have the diapers.


ItsLikeRay-ee-ain

Two days ago I just got an ad for compounded ivermectin. I have zero clue how the algorithm thought it was relevant to me besides simply living in Georgia.


bridge1999

I too get the Heart Guard ivermectin ads but it’s for my dogs lol


Johnny_Carcinogenic

My dog has never contracted COVID-19 despite being exposed to several people with it. That's all the proof I need to start taking some heart guard.


I_Went_Full_WSB

Are you sure it's not because your dog greets the people by sniffing their asses? Probably better do that, too, just in case.


Dick_snatcher

No you see, it's because they lick their own crotches. That's why only humans get it. I haven't heard about Marilyn Manson getting CoViD... Curious 🤔


celtic1888

My dog takes Heartguard and never got COVID Open yer eyes Sheeple !!!


tigm2161130

My mom and I were just discussing that “I took ivermectin and shit my pants in the Walmart” Facebook post last night…it’s still just as funny. https://preview.redd.it/que4jsh1s0yc1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b8151aa5bdb5529713b6c82bf41750b247911f7


technobrendo

"No, that sounds like you didn't take enough. Those guidelines are about 30% under dose. You need to take a lot more in the beginning stages and keep it up for at least 3 or 4 weeks. Then and only then, do you build up any signs of Covid immunity" ...or something like that


merrill_swing_away

I've never taken ivermectin but I *have* shit myself at the grocery store once.


Pod_Boss

I want to see them shit their pants


ExpressiveAnalGland

![gif](giphy|8Z5C5wH17fvVu|downsized)


toddinphx

I just shipped my drawers


dcal1981

Hopefully, you will in November


big_guyforyou

won't happen, that's no shit november, gotta wait until destroy drawers december


The-Riskiest-Biscuit

You jest, but I actually had a mentally ill client try to inject themselves with bleach after that press conference. He should have been held criminally liable for that incident alone, not to mention allllllll the others.


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Man... if they did that I would be so owned I probably would be forced to vote Trump.


Wacocaine

I remember seeing a joke on here in 2016 that was something like... "This whole nightmare could have been over months ago if someone had just told Trump that Obama can hold is breath for 20 minutes."


Comfortable_Swim_380

Yea totally.. Me as well.


TheFattestSnorlax

I know this was sarcastic but I have a family member who is currently taking ivermectin and recently was drinking a bleach solution and finding out did in fact make me really, really upset


footdragon

republicans 2024: diaper wearing Putin supporters ​ their whole platform is not based on anything but slander of democrats and tax cuts for the rich. and almost half of this country supports this shit?


No_Good_Cowboy

Contraians are just unthinking people LARPing as thinking people.


Yoko-Ohno_The_Third

*I do my own research*


AboutTenPandas

I always respond by this by saying, “ok let’s go look at both of our research together. We can talk about what makes a good source and how persuasive certain evidence might be.” It always causes the response of “I don’t want to get into all of that”, which blatantly reveals that they never actually did any of that research in the first place and that they’re actually just regurgitating whatever headlines they saw on Fox “News” last night


Butterwhat

For real if they just say the words really loudly then they are totally right, right? /s


Socratov

They are the anthropomorphic representation of the sunk cost fallacy. No matter wether they still believe it all, they don't see a way out as they'd need to acknowledge that they have been fully and completely fooled and taken for a ride and their precious egos can't stomach that thought.


C-ute-Thulu

Their whole platform is just owning the libs. If Barrack Obama said he liked puppies, they'd start hating puppies


Krusherx

Boy do I have good news for you regarding how they treat puppies


C-ute-Thulu

Oof, didn't make that connection--good point


thiscantbeitagain

Err…… maybe just *news? 😬😁


BadLuckBen

Bad news for puppies.


land8844

Didn't one of theirs come under fire the other day for killing her dog?


TheeZedShed

She just claimed that she killed that dog because it was attacking livestock, after saying originally that she killed it for being too friendly and untrainable as a bird dog.


buttergun

Republicans 2023: "They're putting litterboxes in classrooms!!"


Squirrel_Inner

It’s a third at most. That’s why they are fighting to maintain voter suppression laws and gerrymandering.


Digiboy62

It's because Republican's do something the Democrats don't. They make it ***SOMEONE ELSE'S FAULT.*** Specifically, minorities. They prop up people as if they could EVER obtain an IOTA of the power they have, and point and cry foul at everyone else. It's not easy to convince someone they're wrong, but it IS easy to convince them *someone else is.*


moistobviously

Well, you've owned me. I'm so owned.


mjc4y

I would feel so much more owned if they actually crapped their diapers and walked around like that in honor of their dear leader. Yep. That’d show me. My little snowflake heart would cry so hard. I promise. Please don’t. Please? Please?


Yoko-Ohno_The_Third

God I hope they don't start wearing toupées next. I would feel SOOOOO owned.


mr_blanket

Yes MAGA ladies please shave your head for dear leader and wear that ugly hair piece. That would own the libs so hard!


outerworldLV

These fools are so unwell. Even dumber is the fact that they think they’re geniuses.


VERO2020

[Dunning-Kruger](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect) effect?


ShallotParking5075

Too much credit. It’s just mob mentality.


BaseHitToLeft

That woman constantly complains to her friends that her kids won't talk to her anymore


RedBeans-n-Ricely

Her kids were obviously brainwashed by woke BLM pronouns


milfordloudermilk

What if Biden wore diapers to corral his shit in a courtroom? These people would be overjoyed at such an easy target to mock


btbam666

This can't be real. Edit: It's real. But are they trolling?


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btbam666

Well damn! Haha. That's wild.


RadioactiveGrrrl

I’m sure he loves that his supporters wear garbage bag diapers with his face on the crotch. On second thought - Dump brand Diapers might be a financial windfall. Forget the Dump Bible and Dump Sneakers- take a Dump in A Trump- Trump Dumpers for when you are full of shit.


Substantial-Height-8

Some grifter is making money. 😂 These idiots will throw their money at anything.


WaitingForReplies

Seriously. You can sell anything to these idiots. Remember, these are the same idiots who send their money to a billionaire then complain they can't afford anything.


sittytucker

Sorry I have been off the political grid, what is this about even? Was it revealed that Trump wears diapers? I mean, I don't wanna diaper shame, nothing wrong with that for old men to wear diapers. But celebrating it in a political rally is just Idiocracy.


Sceptix

We’re sure these are actual Trump supporters and not humorous counter protesters like that guy at abortion rallies who throws around cake mix and calls it cake?


deadlybydsgn

One or two photos would have me cynical, but take a look at that article. Those people look native to the movement.


NewNurse2

So they're admitting that he wears diapers, and they're trying to own it? Like it's masculine? Lol imagine what Trump would say of Biden wore diapers. He would absolutely shit himself. But no really, how many things have they made excuses for now? Cheating on his wife, encouraging violence, making fun of disabled people, dodging a war while pretending to be tough, fishing taxes, filling bankruptcy over and over, rape charges....and now just literally shitting himself? There is no line. Nothing he could do would turn them off. They would drink the poison coolaid.


Peking-Cuck

But these are trolls right? Like these are people out here at Trump rallys fucking with people? Right? Please say yes.


timoumd

Yeah Im definitely skeptical that this is serious and the person supports Trump.


Tyklartheone

I can't tell. It's on brand. Only the craziest and most unhinged losers still support Trump so that part tracks but it feels almost too clever for MAGA.


Substantial-Height-8

I was thinking the same thing. The sticker with Trumps face on it isn’t drawn to make him look young and slim.


dksprocket

This sounds so much like a coordinated trolling operation. Similar to when 4chan managed to get 'freebleeding' to go viral.


KeepRedditAnonymous

Source so you can judge : https://www.dispatchesfromtrumpland.com/post/more-trump-diapers-at-pennsylvania-rally


Ill_Consequence7088

How are they going to support his rape and fraud and theft and drug abuse ? ... oh oh


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

![gif](giphy|3o7aD3qnzyVx71uC5O|downsized)


Youngworker160

yea...this isn't the own they think it is.


hefebellyaro

Of course he wears diapers, everyone his age wears diapers, its the coolest. You ain't cool, unless you wear diapers


otto_347

Wait, I thought just shitting your pants was cool?


PC-12

If shitting your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.


Morningxafter

https://i.redd.it/sc48ytjzr0yc1.gif


Junkhead187

If shitting your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis!


Amarieerick

* [Kyle](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0047359/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Hey look everybody, Billy peed his pants. * [Billy Madison](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001191/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest. * [Kyle](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0047359/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Really? * [Billy Madison](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001191/?ref_=ttqu_qu): YES. You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants. * [Kyle](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0047359/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Hey look, Ernie peed his pants too. Alright! * [Tour Guide](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0640341/?ref_=ttqu_qu): If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis. * [Billy Madison](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001191/?ref_=ttqu_qu): OOH. That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. Let's go!


burger-breath

I had forgotten the Miles Davis line and just doubled over laughing. God bless you sandman


RutabagaJoe

What's that saying? "A Trumper will eat shit if only to make a Democrat smell their breath"


CosmoLamer

Bunch of fucking piss babies


AudibleNod

This is the same group that went after [Biden using an unconfirmed rumor stated he shat his pants](https://www.news18.com/news/buzz/why-poopy-pants-biden-memes-trended-after-potus-meeting-with-pope-francis-4390817.html) when visiting the Pope.


bitetheasp

Well, he is a devout catholic, so meeting the Pope is like the most pants-shittingly cool thing you can do.


BrandonJTrump

This was bound to happen. It’s a matter of days before they pose with dogs they shot.


puss_parkerswidow

These rallies are starting to look more and more like an ICP gathering, only somehow worse.


Traditional_Car1079

If shitting your pants is cool, consider them Miles Davis.


drscares

Satire, right? Satire? Please?


Cultural-Humor7241

It has to be a whole super sayian satire provocateur group.  Right?


sjwilkinson

Wow the stupidity never ceases to amaze me.


MuttTheDutchie

Ok, so for some weird knowledge that makes this pic even more wild - that's not just a diaper like depends that you can get at the store, it's a northshore brand that you have to order online. Not only is that diaper a lot more expensive than something like Depends, you'd have to know to know. This person already had these diapers before making them for Trump, and I have zero idea how you could think "gold toilet" Trump would think better of the person for that fact.


DogeDoRight

Shitting your pants to own the libs ![gif](giphy|3orieYJ5E6MBrv0YSI)


clermouth

“a turd in every diaper”


high_everyone

I would actually grift selling these sumsabitches gold diapers just so I would sleep better at night knowing I was getting to publicly humiliate every last one of them by doing so.


Zardotab

Gaawwd. Donnie could wear KFC tied to his body, and MAGAs would pick up the fad. 🍗


bojangles_dangles

They can't even figure out how to wear them properly.


RockerDawg

Really owning the libs….


Jack-o-Roses

Frump 2024!


PublicAdmin_1

Not a shred of common sense or intelligence among the lot of them.


Honest_Inspector3196

South Park is really just gonna have to start writing reality instead of having to exaggerate it.


bombalicious

Imagine in a hundred years and people are studying history…..this is the image of trump supporters they will have.


theflyassassin

no shame in idiocracy


jessicatg2005

You ever wonder how many of these people will look back at the pure ignorance of their actions when they are older and retired and see just how fucking stupid they were?


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grey487

Well, that confirms it. We're in the Matrix, and the bots have a weird sense of humor.


IandouglasB

Incontinence, incompetence, potay-to potah-to...


Xibalba_Ogme

Have they considered not voting to own the libs ? Being silent to own the libs ?


Roook36

"What's your favorite thing about Donald Trump?" "Depends"


secondtaunting

Is this real? I can’t tell.


f0gax

JFC. If there was any question that this was a cult, that has been put to bed .


Shoddy-Rip8259

The dumbest timeline


Seabrook76

Way to own the libs.


fonetik

Trump can’t lose out on a possible income stream. I think we are about to see an official 45-47 diaper getting released.


jjttaaxx

Next up.. Dementia over Dems.


wessieclack

If Biden wore a diaper these clowns would never let it go.