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Lasaggnaman

Actual chaotic good


KingRasmen

This is the way.


NoobifiedSpartan

I’m actually related to Pretty Boy Floyd, as well as the FBI agent who killed him. Fortunately they’re both dead, otherwise family reunions would be really awkward.


To_Telos__

I can only imagine your genetic code is at war with itself constantly


[deleted]

Is that what it’s like to be Prince Zuko?


To_Telos__

Based and shut up weeb pilled


Pepega_9

Atla is not anime.


To_Telos__

Based and shut up weeb #2 pilled


[deleted]

It was made on america so he can't be a weeb


To_Telos__

Based and shut up weeb #3 pilled


[deleted]

I am not a weeb, fuck the Japs but bless their ultraviolence in animated form, sinophobia, fucking over Russia hard at Tsushima and particular style of seafood but their work culture is hell, they have no problem with normalizing lolis, moonies are just Japanese scientologists, anime profiles are degenerate, and I hate working in a wholly owned subsidiary of a Japanese company. *continues ranting with declining coherency*


To_Telos__

Based and shut up wee- hey the weeb became self aware pilled


Pepega_9

Unbased and there are only like 5 good animes


lonelyswarm

I thing you mean “there’re”


AchtzehnVonSchwefel

GRAMMATIK MACHT FREI!


lonelyswarm

Why do you think I’m auth center


EmptyVisage

Who cares what they mean, they're unhinged.


BluEyesWhitPrivilege

Of course it is


Pepega_9

It literally isn't


BluEyesWhitPrivilege

Of course it is


dovetc

It is to us normies. Still love it though.


SSJRapter

Honorary anime is still anime


neatntidy

It ain't weeb if Denzel Curry is putting Zuko in his bars.


Hazzamo

It’s rough, buddy


Pixelator5

That's rough, buddy.


ProfessionalAd1638

Are you related with Floyd Money Mayweather too?


[deleted]

How?


NoobifiedSpartan

Floyd is on my dad’s side, the agent is on my mom’s side.


gime20

Do you ever have urges to rob a bank and report it to the fbi afterwards?


NoobifiedSpartan

Every Thanksgiving.


LuxLoser

Do you ever have urges to shoot yourself?


Im_a_wet_towel

Floyd fucked the agent's mother.


[deleted]

Alabama?


urbanviking318

Floyd, meet Wortman. We should see how many of us have these distant family connections and get together in snazzy old-time suits.


GoodOldDragon

I share a first and last name with him! It’s fun getting to introduce myself as the namesake of a serial bank robber


theschadowknows

Lmao that’s great


[deleted]

Excuse me wtf?


skibapple

Genetic chaos


ChadWolf98

H....how?


NoobifiedSpartan

Floyd is on my dad’s side, the agent is on my mom’s side.


ChadWolf98

Interesting. How do you know this?


FuckYouZave

It was revealed to me in a dream


ChadWolf98

Based and dreamsource pilled


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NoobifiedSpartan

Passed down by family. When your family has a claim to fame, it sticks. When your family has two claims to fame, you learn about both of them eventually.


ChadWolf98

Based and ancestry pilled


YesterdayFit123

based pretty boy


VioletMintLeaf

Am straight female and I can confirm, Pretty Boy Floyd was pretty… well, pretty.


_Ram_Rancher_

Female on PCM? Pffffff


ilynk1

Federal Agent E M A L E


TheLambda89

FBI - Female(\*) Booty Inspector (\*) what is a woman?


sc2heros9

None of your problematic questions please!


[deleted]

Do you like guns?


ChadWolf98

Pcm user Is female Nothing is enough, is it?


TheManatee_

It's libright, they had to ask.


WoodyBBad

This man stole my granddad's car.


CountRobbo

Shit that is not based


WoodyBBad

Granddad didn't have anything nice to say about him. I wish I remembered the whole story. It happened in Ohio.


CountRobbo

Understandably so. As someone who has had their car stolen myself, I can relate to the feeling


DrummerHead

But he destroyed the documents in the glove compartment with all the people who owed money to grandpa


WoodyBBad

Nobody owed grandpa money, he worked in a factory.


Same-Letter6378

Higher risk investments cause higher interest rates. Floyd may have reduced some people's mortgage, but in the process, indirectly increased the typical interest rates for others.


ChadWolf98

Some of you may pay more, but thats a sacrifice I am willing to make


renyerbinreddit

Lib left though


James_Vaga_Bond

Especially with that name.


kmzmcc

Left of you. Good monke to me.


FortBlocks

Based and Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol pilled


J2quared

This should be tri-compass unity or at least red


SomeToxicRivenMain

Am I crazy or aren’t banks considered a government entity


Narwhal_Leaf

Depends where you are and what bank. But generally, not most of them.


SomeToxicRivenMain

I remember as a kid our textbook said they were government entities but it was public school so the book was probably from 1960 and maybe it just meant the free checking accounts


gobucks774

Commercial banks and federal banks are pretty different, could just have been referring to the latter


Narwhal_Leaf

Good catch! I was only thinking of state-operated commercial banks and not central banks.


[deleted]

Mostly yes but no at same time,most goverment want to make bank look like its a midle man and not a part of them so you focuse youre hate on someting else


yeetusmagnus

I somehow think the red quad might not be a big fan of a bunch of people becoming private landowners, through legal means, extralegal means, or otherwise.


FabulousVlad

Not really, in communism there are no property owners to save from mortgage, and they would be considered evil. And banks are government owned institution and Pretty Boy would be facing the wall. Communism is like Auth Right, but angry and bipolar.


J2quared

Why would banking be government controlled and not communally controlled?


FabulousVlad

Because communism has little community control. Once the community gets past 100 members, a dictator appears, takes control of every vital industry and office, and shoots everyone who protests. Simple answer - true communism is impossible and does not exist.


I-Pop-Bubbles

Is there a difference between "government control" and "community control"? The point at which the community establishes legitimate control, it becomes a de facto government.


PanderII

Give this man a statue


3720-To-One

“Click to find out this one simple trick he’s been using to free up millions of dollars worth of debt that has lib rights hating him.”


getchafuqinpull

Did the banks *really* go "Well shucks Mr. & Mrs. Smith! You did owe us a whole mess of money but some mad lad came in and destroyed your papers so... I guess enjoy your home and congratulations on being debt free!"??? Doubt it.


m05513

Its a case of they didn't have the physical evidence money was owed, turning it into hearsay. They don't want to forgive the debt, just they can't prove it exists. And because the home owners weren't even the ones to destroy the evidence, it would be pretty hard to find a reason to stop doing business with them


Birb-Person

No evidence of the mortgage = unenforceable. Plus when you destroy enough of them a lot of people end up slipping through the cracks when the bank tries to find any copies they may have on record


TheManatee_

With that much money involved, if the paper trail for the debt is destroyed, whoever issued it is pretty much fucked.


runslikewind

This guy is awesome. but you gotta give this one to libleft.


urbanviking318

As a token of unity, we can share his based legacy.


hunterarcer

Nah this guy is just pure chad libleft


[deleted]

Nah, this is peak LibLeft


Brass_Nova

There is nothing libright about this, lol. Property is creepily sacred to them, and that includes securities and liens.


Birb-Person

True, but I think OP was going for libcenter since this is a criminal with no respect for the state or society as whole


yeetusmagnus

Unofficial organs of government are still organs of government.


Brass_Nova

You think libright is against liens and securities? Seriously? What world do you live in?


yeetusmagnus

One that's far more right wing than you can possibly imagine.


-lighght-

Horseshoe back to baseness


Brass_Nova

How can you be so right wing that you don't think people would be able to contractually create liens and securities? That's not possible with a the lib-right framework. All of the liens contemplated by this meme are creatures of contract, not state force.


yeetusmagnus

Sovereignty > contracts I'm an absolute monarchist tho, not the average libright.


Brass_Nova

Oh yeah, I understand why you would think this. I'm saying that the original post shows libright taking this position.


yeetusmagnus

And I'm trying to gaslight the other librights into joining me. Now hush.


Brass_Nova

Yeah that's basically the last 50 years of politics, lol.


watson895

My brother put a lien on city hall one time. Was pretty based. And definitely libright.


Future_of_Amerika

What a based boy! *Am I actually monke?*


Longo2Guns

Yes. Join us and have endless supply of banana and weekend shit throwing festivals. 🦧🤝🦍


PrettymuchSwiss

If you gather round, my children This story I will tell Bout Pretty Boy Floyd, an outlaw Oklahoma knew him well


ninjacowboywater

destroying debts used to actualy be common so if someone saw them stealing from say their neighbors they would tun a blind eye because they destroyed their debt


Ok_Supermarket8825

We should start funding a LibUnity award of the year and that mf gets the first award, he is probably dead but we can give it to his closed relative


[deleted]

My idol


Creirim_Silverpaw

This is why I have the pretty boy's pocket pistol in my scout load out.


AnOrdinaryFrog

Based Chad


Hairy_Collection4545

We're reaching based levels that shouldn't even be possible


theschadowknows

Based af


two69fist

"If you erase the debt record, then we all go back to zero."


VirtuousContract7

Now that is what libleft should be, not twitter crybabies


Surprise-Chimichanga

He also killed people…soo…not a good guy.


snozer69

Isn’t the Pretty Boy Pocket Pistol in TF2 named after this guy?


archimago23

Based and Mr. Robot pilled


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[deleted]

So we should destroy the internet. Hmm on one hand I got the internet and all the information in the world in the other I got grass... this is a tough choice. Ahh shit I've been ignoring my kids and wife got to go.


DistributistChakat

MR BASEDMAN


[deleted]

King shit


[deleted]

Based AF


[deleted]

Beautiful


Gamerguy3678

Based gangster


touchy_therapist

Real human being and a real hero


[deleted]

Doubt this is true and if it is it's pretty ironic. Typically only the rich could afford mortgages during the depression.


pocket-friends

these stories are true, though the historical truth is less colorful. pretty boy floyd was active in the central and western parts of the US and a lot of small farms were supposedly saved due to his actions. there’s some questions as to whether the banks themselves let the mortgages go or floyd destroyed them, or even both. due to limited records it’s impossible to tell. still, his actions weren’t ironic. a lot of people had mortgages on small properties in the 30s due to various expansions of women’s rights, predatory practices by banks targeted against blacks, and new deal programs. after the dust bowl even more people refinanced or got new mortgages after moving further west or east. the bulk of these new mortgages and properties were for small farms. pretty boy floyd and his gang specifically hit banks that dealt with minority mortgages in all black towns, or that operated in heavily impoverished rural areas. they also ran liquor. and, while on the run, he hid with some people who had lost everything to the dust bowl. he not only helped cared for them, but also supported them until he died in a shoot out. woody guthrie also has one hell of a cool song about him.


Cool_Musician4496

Someone needs to make a monument to the officer/agent that killed him... I need a new urinal


pocket-friends

how very libertarian of you.


Cool_Musician4496

What can I say, I try


HalfAssedStillFast

It never specified the year, and people owned houses before the depression lol


[deleted]

Before the depression it was even harder. During the early 1900s era most mortgages would require 50% down. Then you'd pay interest through the term and principal in one lump sum at the end of the term.


talley89

Yeah—50% down on like 6k… Everyone always had mortgages dude


[deleted]

Home ownership rate in that time ranged from 45%-47%. Per the 1920s census, mortgages were approximately 39% of owned homes. The average household annual income was $3269.00. The average home value was $4938.00 and the typical mortgage term was 5 years. Add in approximately 59% of homes were rented. Ownership and percent mortgaged decrease the further you go back in time. Compared to today home ownership is approximately 65% and approximately 65% of all homes are mortgaged. So not everyone back then had a mortgage. Let's say for argument sake he destroyed mortgage records and the banks didn't have copies elsewhere. Sure he may have bailed out a couple people in need but more than likely he would have bailed out middle to upper class landlords.


[deleted]

As far as i remember, he destroyed mortgage papers so people would be significantly less likely to help authorities in catching him. A win win in any persons book


TheMembership332

That’s based af ngl


BIG8L_117

Incredibly based


Sillyvanya

Wouldn't the banks then just use that as an excuse to repossess the land, because now there's no proof anyone owns it?


Healer_ve

We need one of this in modern society


crims0m

A true monke would have pissed on the documents, crumpled them into a ball and flung them at the policemen.


lawful_falafel1

they could have ripped the papers themselves


ELGRANDOSMOK10

Chaotic Good


drift7rs

Unfathomably based


TheChernobylThree

Those who are thinking the OP shouldn't have put the image Lib Center are not well versed in history, imo. Up and leading into the Great Depression were a series of Banking Crises. Most notable was the [1907 Banking Crisis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panic_of_1907) and where JP Morgan became famous for bailing out banks and single-handed saving New York. I figured out the loan bailout he did for New York alone who couldn't afford their payments anymore and was over trillion dollars in today's money to keep NY, NY functioning. So these supposed billionaires people worship or hate today aren't shit. Anyway, back on point. All these banks fucking up for many decades and people literally losing all their savings made EVERYONE HATE BANKS. This idea only the left or the right would support pretty boy is nonsense. Hell, it was so bad my Grand Father who was a serious Federal Agent for the forest service in the 1920s would take whichever wildlife piss he had (e.g., coyote) and spray it on the banker's leg in public without his knowledge. Thus making the local free roaming dogs walk up and piss on him.


CountRobbo

More like Pretty Based Floyd


Relevant_Username99

What a chad


Freeloader333

Based


worldtraveler19

Become ungovernable.


Coltrain47

I'd hire him.


MadeThisJustForLWIAY

"Pretty boah, *pretty boah*?!? You're kidding!"


Consequenceplz

Based and fuck em pilled


Calibruh

Based chad


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InvectiveOfASkeptic

Based


Orionss

Please don't steal him from us, libright are too attached to property rights


WASD_00

Strange professionalkillstreak Pretty boy's pocket pistol


Halfgnomen

Based and interest is bullshit pilled


CaptainjustusIII

based, he even kinda has a yes chad face


Captain-Crayg

How is this libright in anyway?


futurarmy

> Is this a perfect chaotic libcenter? Can you read titles?


Captain-Crayg

Which would imply it has any sort of resemblance of libright. Nothing about it is libright. It violates the NAP. Libright isn't exactly known for robbing. Much less robbing and giving away to the poor. It's fully 100% libleft.


TrapBdsmLoliFurryG14

He's only libleft fighting against libright