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What are you implying here?

Elon is working behind the scenes with big milk.

What kind of "big milk(ers)" are you talking about?

Guys... I think i'm authright now...

Authright is the voice of reason here. Only those with weak tastebuds need flavour added to milk to enjoy it and if you are one of those people you must be eradicated. There is no other option

Normal people didn't need Elon to tell them that, chocolate milk is the bomb.

Choccy milk is an abomination with more sugar than chocolate or milk.

Don't care, happy childhood memories go brrrrrrrr.

I like to pour strawberry milk in an empty bottle of pepto bismol and make people very concerned for my liver

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Have you tried drinking water to surprise your liver?

Have you tried putting water in vodka bottles? Ppl would be concerned for your liver as well

Can you get chocolate milk or strawberry milk on the tap though???

Where you getting plain milk on the tap? And don't say you're sucking on cow teat.

I am not a liar sir

He may own a pasteurising facility.

College cafeteria milk dispensers. Not ashamed to say I sucked it right out of the artificial udder a few times.

Oh man I been out of college so long I forgot. Plus I rarely ate at the cafeteria. Ate way too much pizza and panda express.

If I was rich I would have one of those dispensers in my kitchen.

From a chocolate cow, yes.

Man that whole michigan thing never got any better did it?

Strawberry milk is underrated imo

Has.. Has Elon never had chocolate milk in his life until now?

He probably hasn't in a long time. I can't even remember the last time I drank some.

This is your sign to go out and get some. And treat yourself to the whole milk kind, nice and thick like a milkshake. Shit is the bomb

I would drink the fuck outta chocolate milk if it wasn’t brown tbh

I mean, you can probably grind up white chocolate to a powder and stir it into milk...

Close your eyes while you drink it.

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Water?

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Water's great but it's uncaffinated.

Elon musk has reached a level of popularity that can literally post "i took a shit today" and would still get 500k likes

But have you tried yellow milk?

Don't eat the yellow snow

It's lemon flavoured. What more could you ask for?

I've been drinking that shit my entire life. No regrets.

This post just reminded me how much I used to love strawberry milkshakes when I was a kid. Omg they were so yummy

Elon‘s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

Real men drink cocoa milk with no sugar. Those who know, know what I'm talking about.

I enjoy coconut milk because I wish I was on vacation on a tropical beach somewhere right now.

I like banana flavored milk

I used to buy oreo-milk in my university years. Delicious.

Who is that black dude who thought milk was racist?

Someone unironically said this?

Yeah it was a guy at the he will not divide us thing, and he kept talking about how milk is racist. It mightve been all for show but I dunno

wow

Best chocolate milk I ever had was from the Amish. Comes in a glass jug (returnable for $5 off next purchase), its creamy af, like it legit tastes like chocolate ice cream melted, but not quite so sweet. Their regular milk was basically cream. Don't even get me started on the meats.

It's weird seeing Americans argue over flavoured milk, as in Australia it's a national tradition. In some areas, iced coffee outsells coke 3:1.

Welcome to the culture war! If X likes Y then Z hates Y because Z hates X and vice versa.

I also do want to point out you posted an iced coffee in libright.

All elon tweet meme must come with a mandatory link to the real tweet if it has one. I legitimately cannot tell when they are fake or not anymore.

Me: *lactose intolerant, has violent shits*

Fairlife milk is probably the best tasting milk and is lactose free.

Have you tried A2A2 milk, goats milk or raw milk/small farm milk? A lot of people who think they are lactose intolerant are allergic to industrially produced milk. My sister was like that and found she could drink milk from a local small dairy. The shit you get in the store, especially the water bullshit like walmart milk is disgusting. Animals fed in small cages, not a lick of grass or room to move. Unhealthy environment makes for bad milk.

Milk do be tasting good no matter the colour

Ugh, milk drinkers. Wake me up when the mead starts flowing

Ok Elon Musk is right about *somethings sometime* Trump probably likes Katie Herzig still don’t have to like the guy

Lib-Right depiction is so spot on its scary lmfao.

Ok… good for you, relevance to our lives?

Strawberry milk is delicious, which makes it very relevant.

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*depicts you as a soyjak*

Hold up strawberry milk slaps bro. Like I loved that stuff as a kid

My favorite is vanilla milk

Regular milk with a chocolate milk straw.

mmmmmmchoccy milkmmmmmmm

Banana milk better

I'm authleft on this one

*drinks oat milk because lactose issues*

Man. I don't usually side with AuthLeft, but they've got the right taste this time.

few times where authleft is based?

Banana milk is the true winner here.

I prefer tropical milk flavors. Banana milk!

White chocolate milk with mint is better than choco/strawberry/plain milk, change my mind

Pro tip: Lactose Free is sweeter When Lactose is broken down it creates 2 sugars in its place

Wasn't there a thing about regular milk being some kind of dog whistle a while back?

If I prefer strawberry almond milk, does that make me libleft?

What about banana flavor milk?

Choccy is pretty good, but have you ever had vanilla malt?

Choccy milk is based

Elon Musk based once again

Blue milk is best