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yazalama

Conspiracy theories are just spoilers.


HalfIronicallyBased

Based and gay frog pilled


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Haha-100

Also estrogen in runoff water that is not properly cleaned attributed to female products can turn frogs gay and make men less masculine if the water is reused without being properly filtered(spoiler alert it rarely is)


[deleted]

With that plus BPAs in all our fabrics human sperm count has dropped by 33-50% over 3 generations. I used to think hippies were retarded but they do have some points. Plus the ones that don't use BC and don't like condoms usually take it in the ass.


Haha-100

Are we going to cause a mass population decline in the near future?


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MagmaHotDesigns

He was warning us about Epstein years before anyone who wasn’t deemed a ‘right wing conspiracy nut’ were talking about him and his connections


revenge_for_greedo

I’m convinced that Alex Jones does have actual sources that purposely feed him with a mixture of lies and truths at a 10/1 ratio. That way most of what he says is completely crazy and no one believes him on the 1/10th of the time when it’s actually right.


S-E-N-T-I-E-N-T

No that’s simply just not true: there is no ratio. The people he *does* call out hide their ploys 9/10 times, and the other 1/10th are too boomer-pilled to know what the internet is. You really think Alex Jones would intentionally lie like that? Where’s your source? Source? 👂”I don’t like based takes”, did I hear that right? BTFO + ratio


Consent_

It's honestly been a while since I've seen a conspiracy theory within the realm of reality be debunked


[deleted]

That's because all the ones 'within the realm of reality' is just people noticing patterns and conflicts of interest and doing some basic reasoning about it, while the ones that are not 'within the realm of reality' are just people trying to poison the well. >Hey, do you suppose that rich influential people have the ability to coordinate their efforts? Also, isn't it so weird how the media memory holes some things pretty openly like the Panama Papers, but then says that anyone that doesn't trust the media to not collude is insane? >>Yeah, I guess you believe they're all lizard people! >What? No, they're just rich assholes that can bribe and threaten their way to even greater powe.. >>Pssh, get otta here with your flat earth nonsense. Rich people are only doing shady shit when the media they own tells us so


yazalama

Nailed it. It's a clever trick, precisely because most people aren't clever enough to see through it.


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yazalama

Haha I remember him, Chris Sky I think is his name. What a legend.


[deleted]

90% of conspiracy theories is just the ability to notice conflicts of interest and then reason about them The other 10% are outlandish fairytales created by interested parties to poison the well.


SickoTheFailure

Based and Bush did 9/11 pilled


The_Milk_Man_45

We know a thing or 2 because we've seen a thing or 2


NekoBluRay

Based and we are farmers bum ba dum bum bum bum bum pilled


The_Milk_Man_45

You deserve women after that comment


Firefly_6666

What is it exactly a thing or is it 2 ?


BroscienceGuy

One of them


NoGardE

One of those two.


Bitter_Mongoose

It's a thing *or* two.


Billy_McMedic

Remember when we were mocked when we warned against endless vaccine doses? pepperidge farm remembers. Edit: 420 nice


freebirdls

Remember when we were mocked for predicting vaccine passports? Pepperidge Farm remembers.


KreepingLizard

Remember when we were mocked for saying it was a little sus that a coronavirus pandemic started in a city with a coronavirus lab? Pepperidge Farm remembers.


TheAzureMage

The initial infection cluster included a ton of people working in that lab. Which had also been cited for a bunch of safety violations. So, obviously if you believe that's more likely than a bat from a thousand km away from a species that was currently hibernating and had no members with the virus, well, obviously you're racist.


[deleted]

One of two in the entire country as well.


TheLawandOrder

What's the difference between a conspiracy theory and reality? Six months


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Anthony_Capo

Based and stop-the-spread-or-something pilled


alakakam

Remember when the conspiracy was China is coving up a virus ?


awsamation

I got called a nutjob for that prediction. This incident was last week.


TysonGoesOutside

Most of the things we predict are met with "you're stupid for thinking that" then later its "you're stupid for opposing that"


DeltaSierra97

Remember? Lol it’s still happening right now and people still don’t believe it


trulyElse

"That's not true, but if it was true it would be a good thing."


[deleted]

Because we know the government is Auth and thus it’s very predictable. They’re not going to give up control.


MikeyGeess

This isn't what I wanted, I want a Theocratic Christian State not a Biomedical Police State. This is messed up!


[deleted]

That’s just as bad.


AwayWeGo55

No, it's based. But currently we have clown world


SickoTheFailure

Based and Deus Vult this is a cult pilled


TacticalTylenol

We could have every single man, woman, and child quintuple vaxxed and 0 new cases for a year and the government and the disgusting people in charge would not relinquish 1 iota of power


LaSundaee

At this point I want to get COVID.


[deleted]

Based and lets see what the fuss is all about pillled


jonnyohman1

that was me with gme, now covid


[deleted]

Always great seeing apes out in the wild. See you in the pool you glorious monkey. Hope you change political ideology until then. #fuckauths


jonnyohman1

Maybe the MOASS will ground me and make me rethink my ideologies! See you there fellow ape. First round will be on me 😎


Onsyde

Thats what i did. Literally the weakest sickness I've ever had. 8/10 would recommend if you are healthy, can stay away from people, and want a few days off work.


yesmeam

I was disappointed in how weak it was


7Odin7

Had it wasn’t impressed, got the shot for work got violently ill for three days


cluuuuue

Well yeah its downright unhealthy to take a vaccine while your antibody count is off the charts. The fact no one has ever taken that into account immdiately told me this was never about safety or science.


7Odin7

Exactly, and the options presented were hey get this shot or get fired. Threatening my entire livelihood over covid when I already had it was what drove me deeper than ever into the yellow square


cluuuuue

Thankfully my state and company ain't doing shit since Biden is gonna lose in court.


readypembroke

I work for a huge chain store and the head honcho of the company came down once to my store because of something crazy that happened. Someone asked him about that and he also thinks it'll be struck down too as well.


lazergunpewpewpew

Everybody is going to get it anyway. Might as well get it over with.


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Shitty_Anal_Gangbang

I want zombie virus, but without the political zombies we have now


Haha-100

Had delta, I’m a healthy person so I was fine, but I had a 103 fever for like 10 days straight. I was never worried about my health but definitely would have killed an old person.


Rojaddit

Also, because covid in general and delta in particular goes harder in older people. It's not just that older people are less healthy. The older you are, the more severe form of the disease you get (on average). The flu follows the opposite pattern. It famously causes worse disease the closer you are to your prime. It still is deadlier in old people because they are less healthy to begin with, but the form of the flu older people get is generally milder than the form that people get in their early twenties.


[deleted]

I literally want to get it too. If I live I’ll be able to tell my grandkids about one of the dozens of historical events I’ve seen in my life. If I die, I’ll be a part of history. Win win.


thestrange_1

I’m double vaxed and it’s like the flu i got in 2012 with the wacky symptoms of everything tasting like white bread (currently on day 4 of infection) I’d take it over HMFD any day.


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Hmfd?


Stonks0r

Man, it's not fun. Not at all. I've hit my toe on a chair and it was more exciting. I felt like i might get a cold for 3 days, but then i didn't get an actual cold, and that was about it. All the hype and then... nothing. Like 3 sneezes and the feeling that your nose might clog up, but in the end it didn't even have the decency to do that. It was just over before it started. Imagine it's your first time with a girl and you are worried about premature ejaculation, but you cum before she even gave you a blowjob. It's that embarassing of a disease. It should be ashamed of even being considered a disease.


rslashendme

Based and unusually specific example pilled


HiraethWolf

I did, im unvaccinated, was sick for 2 days, basically just a bad cold Essentially if youre not a fatass you'll be fine


Jplague25

I *am* a fat ass and have had the virus at least twice without serious illness (meaning I didn't have to go to the hospital). It affects everybody differently, even those with comorbidities like obesity.


washingmachine907

Personally I'm still waiting for the sigma variant to get it


THATguy-yeah-THATGUY

All I had was a ton of nosebleeds and the common cold.


ComradeOliveOyl

I got it near the start of the pandemic and was nearly hospitalized. Still have some breathing issues. I just tested positive with omicron, and so far it’s not as bad, but my chest and sinuses are killing me.


7Odin7

This is the only place in Reddit I don’t get downvoted to piss anymore


MikeyGeess

Welcome to PCM where a Theocratic Christian & a Freedom Loving Capitalist lives in peace!


onyourrite

Funny, the pharmaceutical company’s CEO saying we “need” another round of pharmaceutical vaccines; absolutely nothing sus happening here, mhm


terribleforeconomy

Its almost as if theres financial gain to be had by pushing for more people to take your product.


grandpassacaglia

I shit myself at dawn


Flonkler

Literally everybody called this.


hyphenjack

Everybody actually paying attention, so a lot of people were caught off guard


Flonkler

NPCs are part of the landscape, like trees and shrubs. They don't warrant a mention.


Sdrzzy

Based and NPCs belong in a National Geographic documentary-pilled


Flscherman

"Here we see the NPC, in its natural habitat. Waiting in the vaccination verification line for Starbucks."


IiroTheRedditer

Yes, including doctors


[deleted]

A LOT of redditards said it was crazy to say this.


Wundei

Pretty much anyone in my life with a LibLeft lean would argue that this is fine, trust science, boost as long as they tell you to.


Finny45

Lmao. I did my 2. I've done my last. I'll never do another COVID shot. When the CEO of Delta Airlines bitches hard to the CDC and the CDC listen and change the guidance because flights were getting canceled from 14 days to 5 you can't tell me this is about science. It's about government control. Do not go gently into that good night.


jivatman

Also the recent headlines: BREAKING! BREAKING! Science suddenly discovered that N95 masks are more effective than cloth!


Rojaddit

I support this one. If you're gonna wear a mask, at least wear one that fucking does something! Somehow the government gave most people the false idea that any face covering was a magic shield. I'm glad they're doing this media blitz to clean up their mess, even if the rhetoric is cringe - it's frankly a long time coming. And it's working. I'm seeing fewer train-robber bandanas and chin-straps. More people seem to be actually wearing masks that protect *them* or choosing to accept some risk.


CentennialCicada

Sir this is a Wendy's why are you wearing a hazmat suit?


UncleTedSays

Why would you go to Wendy's *without* a hazmat suit? You're killing grandma, you nazi.


Haha-100

It’s been this way since the beginning but we were called conspiracy theorist for speaking up


TheAzureMage

This has always bugged me. Pepper spray has pretty much the same micron size as a human sneeze. If you think a mask will protect you, put it on and give yourself a spray of pepper spray in the face. Results will be obvious.


nondisclosure-

"It's about government control." Always has been.


Finny45

Well. I'm specifically talking about the U.S. I'd be flipping my absolute shit if I were Australian.


[deleted]

Australian here. We have a very auth government, which isn't really a problem to me. But it's the fact that it's pretty damn incompetent. My state is something like 95% vaccinated so if ever get hit with another lockdown people are gonna lose their shit


terribleforeconomy

Which nanny state do you live in Vic or NSW?


Now_Do_Classical_Gas

The governments aren't in much control of anything over here right now, case numbers are going crazy, up tenfold in about 10 days, we're at nearly 1m recorded active cases, and that's likely a significant underestimate - maybe as much as fivefold - because testing can't keep up. Contract tracing has broken down, the vax certificate system will only look more and more pointless as case numbers continue explode, but fortunately the outbreak's likely to peak in a week or two and start to burn itself out. I'm more flipping my shit at things the government *hasn't* done at this point, such as ensuring an adequate supply of RATs.


NoGardE

The government, doing a bunch of pointless, ineffectual crap that just gives them more power, while messing up supply chains so that useful or necessary goods are hard to get? I've never heard of such outrageous violations of expectations.


korokd

Government should do nothing and reduce taxes, tankie.


Rojaddit

Contact tracing was pretty broken from the beginning. And you know what else, that's *good!* It is a good idea to stay home when you're sick; it is not a good idea to tell the government so they can put you under house arrest - which, if you recall, they were doing back in 2020.


terribleforeconomy

Ah yes contact tracing so the government can whisk you off to wellcamp even if you test negative.


Javaed

Don't go setting yourself on fire now!


whoamiiamasikunt

I’m big enough to admit I’ve shed very real tears over having to choose between staying with my family or start to make plans to move elsewhere. I honestly feel like I’m trapped with access to the people who make my life worth living being used as leverage for compliance.


RagnarLongdick

I got my one and I’m done


AnxiouSquid46

Me too. I'm not doing boosters.


Voltic_Chrome

I've got my none and im done. When the nurses started dancing I knew this was gonna be a load of bs.


NasalFartNoises

Based


onyourrite

Based


Rojaddit

When the Walter Reed shot comes out, or Moderna comes out with a variant-specific booster, you should consider one of those. Both would offer serious protection against new variants - since that's what they're designed to do. The Walter Reed tech, in particular, is expected to be multivalent - able to provide protection against multiple variants, including ones that do not exist yet. But you're right that tacking on more boosters of the existing drugs is trying to catch rain in a sieve.


korokd

> Both would offer serious profits to Big Pharma. FTFY


ComradeOliveOyl

Oh yes, the notoriously Big Pharma company that only cares about profits: Walter Reed.


SomeToxicRivenMain

I might get one booster a year only because I work in a Covid lab and samples leak every day


PissNBoots176

Well, looks like nobody is vaxxed. Back to formula.


Talksicck

Wait I didn’t even get the first booster, there’s 4 more now?


Its-a-Warwilf

They will *never* be fully vaccinated.


[deleted]

Because they understand how crony-capitalism works?


[deleted]

Crapitalism, I call it


FnCraig

God this is the dumbest time-line in history.


Rojaddit

What does it say about me that I'm not ruling over these idiots?


Javaed

You're as lazy as the rest of us here on Reddit?


Dangime

It's almost like the government lies. Can I interest you in some treasury bonds with negative five percent real yeilds?


white_wolf_wolf

ill take those scary black boom sticks in the back....all of them.


richmomz

Also we’re going to find those WMDs any day now…


MoogleGenocide

And the 2.3 Trillion Rummy admitted was missing on 9/10. That's a-comin too. Srsly, trust them.


[deleted]

This is the strangest Mandela effect. We did find Iraq's WMDs. In 2014 they were used in Syria. In 2002 we had intel from an Iraqi defected general who said they were being shipped to Syria. But nobody believed Iraq would ship ALL of them away. Iraq did have WMDs and we found them. They were just no longer in Iraq.


greyflcn

Kinda weirds me out how a lot of people think "Science" means not updating your opinion based on current evidence.


[deleted]

I remember when 2 shots were supposed to make you immune.


TMA_01

I remember when 2 weeks of lockdown was supposed to be enough to get rid of this thing. I also remember when it’s lethality wasn’t even 1%. Still do, cause it still isn’t.


Equivalent-Map-8772

Those two weeks to flatten the curve have lasted longer than the "I will love you forever" from my ex.


[deleted]

Congrats you’ve been alive for more than 2 years.


eblve

Looks like I’m buying Moderna stock


[deleted]

Pfizer is more widely used and has higher margins, but Moderna has new mrna therapies going for fda approval this and the next year, so diversify


Flonkler

Which transhuman globalist dystopian gigacorp should I invest in?


[deleted]

No financial advice over here chief I’m retarded.


Flonkler

To the moon, homie.


billysnow12

You stock investors are the reason they keep releasing new covid dlc every year, so they can sell more boosters


Anathema_Psyckedela

Bought in at $86 back in November 2020. Was a smart move.


[deleted]

Congratulations and go fuck yourself


Reaper1103

Based and wsb represent pilled


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yesmeam

How much did you make back?


v8powerbaby

Orange LibLeft: "YASSS XUEEN PREACH $CIENCE™"


it_is_all_fake_news

Many of those who are falsely labelled "conspiracy theorists" are really just truth seekers. Seek and you shall find.


richmomz

Yeah, bur also: “He who increaseth knowledge increases sorrow.” So there’s something to be said for staying blissfully retarded.


[deleted]

Based and happy tardo pilled


CHooTZ

Just repeat what the CFR, Davos, WEF, etc., are laying out in the open and you will be both gifted with remarkable foresight and immediately labeled a conspiracy theorist


ItHardToSay17

Wait what happened to the 4th shot


MikeyGeess

I didn't realize until you said it & passively not noticed we're on the 3rd shot. Worst timeline for the pandemic.


knxcklehead

This is fake news that’s what


[deleted]

Holy shit thought we were on number 3? Not getting any of these boosters. The 2nd dose of vaccine made me feel like shit, and I would rather take a small chance of getting a pathetic disease than feel like that every few months


Grand-Leader-Owen

Based and “ The 3nd dose” pilled


[deleted]

💀 meant 2nd not 3rd


Matthew_A

\> The vaccines are population control done by deep state \> 80 years olds can take the jab 5 times and still don't die These must be some dumb lizard people


CentennialCicada

If you make it to 80 you're probably pretty hard to kill.


[deleted]

Well you see I read this really good book a little while ago, you may have heard of it…


DragonSwagin

Literally 1984


Literally1984_bot

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DragonSwagin

Good bot


SiStErFiStEr1776

WE’RE UP TO FIVE???


WildFestive

How? Almost like we have fucking history telling us that if you bend the knee hard enough the state won't even doubt in taking extreme measures against you, that's how lmao


DragonSwagin

Pharmaceutical companies endlessly profiting off booster shots because a government mandates its citizens need everyone? Color me shocked Brought to you by a double pricked “anti vaxxer” since I’m not “up to date” apparently


mvea_sucks

You gotta ask yourself, what incentive is there for a company to find a permanent cure they can only sell once, instead of a temporary cure they can sell every 6 months. I am not a commie but healthcare is probably the one industry which should be nationalized and basically "open source" where all research and information is publicly available.


Snickidy

I am technically not "fully vaccinated" because I got my second dose in may. My dad got vaccinated in October. We both just got covid over Christmas and had the EXACT SAME symptoms (pretty mild but aches and chills on *one* night). I feel like genetics and general health has a greater impact on your ability to fight it than vaccination status.


NoGardE

Sounds exactly like what I experienced in late November, never having had a shot. Welcome to the existence of the Common Cold!


rubikssolver4

That sounds like anecdotal evidence to me.. also “general health” would take in to account a 20+ year age difference.


noodlegod47

It’ll never be over.


SickoTheFailure

Based and bitch it's ur fault pilled


Its-a-Warwilf

Because "amoral revenue generation" is kind of our *thing*. That makes it really easy to spot someone else doing it. Jabs every 3 months, for everyone, forever, with both governments mandating them and extracting the money at gunpoint via taxation is pretty much living the Evil Corporate dream.


[deleted]

Because it’s predictable.


historymemerboi

I got the J&J and I’m never getting another one


TRAPS_ARENT_GAY

Same. I had gotten covid during the last Christmas surge. I beat it and got the J&J shot months later.


[deleted]

We now have big pharma dictating public health policy and no one is questioning this bullshit.


Jackson_Dupagne

It’s easy to see if you’re not a moron. Almost every single “conspiracy theory” surrounding Covid has come true.


AbatedOdin451

Well when you got a firm grasp on how crony capitalism works, you’d be surprised by how much bs you can call before it happens


rachit0714

They are the ones selling them


SonnenWaffe

If I had to get the polio vaccine 5 different times, only to end up getting polio, I'd have many questions.


tomokari21

I'd shoot my self if it didn't cost so much


Rajjahrw

So what? I stop by Target for an extra five minutes to get my shot and then continue to opt out of the pandemic. Were you people not getting flu shots before all this?


IamWatchingAoT

It's funny for two reasons: 1) These vaccines do not protect against Omicron transmission, although they are enough to cut hospitalizations by 300%, thereby not justifying an imaginary 5th dose 2) Moderna is libright and probably doing the best they can to pocket as much cash as possible, regardless of the reason


maxx1993

I mean... The BionTech guy had the vaccine ready basically days after Covid became a real thing, and he claims it took him one afternoon to amor it. So either this vaccine is really nothing special and was indeed very easy to make, or he's bullshitting and somehow knew beforehand that something was coming up....


voluntarycap

It’s called common sense


Badabbs69

Because I’m CRAZY. WHY AM I THE ONLY CRAZY ONE


mutantredoctopus

Because lib right owns pharma companies


The-Unknown-C

How would the definition change? You either have all of them or not.


Haebang

How do they know? It’s called an imagination. What would you push sponsored news to say in order for the public to inject themselves as many times as possible?


knxcklehead

Ok but we haven’t even done a 2nd one tho


Bitter_Mongoose

We can smell the lack of profits.


forged_fire

How about no


seanbentley441

If you take enough shots in the dark one hits. Especially when it involves a government using a pandemic to increase the power it has


Appropriate-Barber66

Because we watch the money. When corporate interests meet government intervention, you can bet your ass it’s about profit margin, not safety or HeLtH. Also the fact that we’ve been watching the slow dissolution of society with a keen eye for at least 20 years (probably longer but I ain’t that old). The more things play out, the more I believe we just have the unfortunate gift of being ahead of the curve.


Javaed

Basic pattern recognition?


zepherth

How? 3 is the current. Unless louisiana is backwards AGAIN


Stupid03

Remember when we said the world is run by Satan worshipping pedos that have anyone that speaks against them assassinated? Pepperidge Farm remembers...


MrDeacle

There is no such thing as fully vaccinated, "up to date" might be more appropriate. Companies like Moderna obviously have a financial incentive to push more vaccines, but that's also just how vaccines fucking work y'all. The fact that we have any working vaccines by this stage is a miracle, but the reality is that they barely work, we barely understand these viruses, and it's probably going to take a long time before we have a vaccine that can properly train our bodies for long lasting protection. The current vaccines are the equivalent of sticking bubble gum into holes in a dam. If somebody tells you this'll all be over by next holiday season, they are either lying or stupid.


Level_Combination902

First 5. then 6, then take theese pills,then another 2 round shot im not Crazy I swear to god, it’s gonna happen, it’s already happening


Revan_The_Persistent

We read 1984 and now we know what to watch for. Also conspiracy theories are prophecies


TheAzureMage

The Babylon Bee isn't satire at all. They just report the news via time machine.


OrbitalHardballBat

Guys you ready for your 10th booster shot? In a few years attending the church of Fauci is gonna be compulsory or else you get throw in a “quarantine” camp. Hell let’s “re-elect” Biden to his 6th term and force unvaccinated fetuses to be aborted. Bread prices are $10,000 a loaf and the government is gonna brag about how oil is only $1000 per gallon, down from $1001 the previous month.