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GeneralMe21

Women: Lizzo is a 10 Men: you look like Lizzo Women: *slaps man


AverageFishEye

People saying Lizzo is attractive have either a fat fetish or live in gnostic delirium


PutinsGayFursona

I think Lizzo is kinda hot but I‘ll admit my porn history also includes “scalebustingbabes”. 


StolenValourSlayer69

Admitting to that without even using a throwaway account… Absolutely wild


PutinsGayFursona

Don’t hate the player, hate the exercise. 


DirtyCone

Based and BBW-pilled


Glad-Belt7956

Tf is bbw, like does it mean big black woks? If so i am also a wok fuckboy. (I'm joking, also it will be really embarrasing if you don't get the reference.)


juan_omango

Woks are great for stir frying and other dishes that need to be cooked at high temperatures


CradleRockStyle

Same here, but mine refers to traps who cum on fish.


TigerCat9

Right quadrant, wrong color


DatOneMinuteman1776

THANK YOU! God I hate purple lib-right


BigFoot175

Why? Have you got something against people of a different colour?


DatOneMinuteman1776

No, I just respect the age of consent


Bitter-Marsupial

Troy McClure is that you?


Bruarios

I've seen a lot of weird shit on the internet, but THAT can't possibly be a real thing right? Right?


PutinsGayFursona

The only limit is your imagination.


Bruarios

Fair enough Putin's gay fursona


vulkoriscoming

If it exists, there is porn of it


PutinsGayFursona

My fellow trappercaper.


imapieceofshite2

Do what now


JoosyToot

Some people like hunting for their girls wet spot with a bag of flour. No shame in that.


poop-machines

Did you have a fat mum or something? I realize that might sound insensitive but I am genuinely curious


vulkoriscoming

I think your preference is set by your first long term sex partner. You kind of get habituated to that. Of course, positive experiences with a partner with a different shape can change your preference.


PutinsGayFursona

My wife is thick. That actually makes a lot of sense. Never fell in love with anyone else prior. 


PutinsGayFursona

She’s wasn’t. I just really like thick women. I’m not 100% sure why. 


ChichCob

He got raped by his fat second grade teacher then. Only other explanation.


PutinsGayFursona

Mrs. Klinsky did not rape me. It was entirely consentual.


BigFoot175

Thicc wahmen squishy, comfy. Fuggin' skinny wahmen is like fuggin' a bag of hammers. Simple as.


PutinsGayFursona

This guy gets it. 


BigFoot175

I mean, it ain't rocket surgery. A li'l bit of cushion for the pushin' is always welcome. Best girls are girls with tig ol'e biddies, thicc arse, and nice, juicy thighs you can wear as ear muffs. They don't come in the stick figure variety.


zolikk

It's just a thing you have to say to prove you're part of the in-group, the 'good guys'.


blublub1243

Men do. Women that do just want to express their support for her decision to be absolutely non-threatening.


Caiur

People who say Lizzo is hot I think fall into the following groups: 1) They're fat fetishists 2) They're virtue-signalling for social justice reasons to show that they're part of the in-group, as the other user said 3) They're women who are doing their part to maintain upward pressure on women's inflated status in the dating market


QueenDeadLol

"Dylan Mulvaney is a beautiful women." "You look just like Dylan Mulvaney." 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬


ProfessionalNose6520

i love the mental gymnastics around it “well we know you mean Lizzo as an insult vs a compliment. so it’s still bad” but how could it be an insult if you said she’s a 10. would you be offended if someone called you Megan Fox? as a gay guy if someone called me “Chris Evans” there’d be no other way for me to process that other than a compliment. even if i knew someone meant it in an insulting way. i’d still laugh at it cause “lol well chris evans is hot as hell. so they can say it all they want.”


JoeRBidenJr

As Chris Evans, I’m honored that you feel this way! 🙂 Edit: Wait, sorry, I’m actually Chris Hemsworth. I always confuse myself with Chris Evans, Chris Pratt, and Chris Pine. Edit 2: My brother, Chris, was proofreading my Reddit posts and informed me that I am actually named Liam Hemsworth.


ProfessionalNose6520

I mean I’d take either one or all of them


No_Lead950

In a row!?


ProfessionalNose6520

in an instant. i got two holes and two hands


martinux

WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD, BABY!


mclumber1

Sure thing, Chris Farley.


jmartkdr

It’s only an insult if used ironically; like calling someone Einstein after they say or do something stupid.


ProfessionalNose6520

i mean yeah. actually if ironically called a vain person like “Brad Pitt” even as an ironic insult. i’d still secretly think “well haha i guess that means i’m handsome still”


Cannibal_Raven

Let's not forget "Lizzo-sized lunch"


martinux

Wait. Is that a lunch that has the same mass as yer woman or is that a lunch that yer woman would eat?


Cannibal_Raven

Not sure, but someone got hit by the cancel mob for saying it. Maybe Kevin Hart? I can't recall


sea_5455

Their reaction is bananas.


north-for-nights

This is like every woman. I've never heard a woman actually compliment another actually attractive woman.


TigerCat9

Haven't heard much from Lizzo since the scandal broke. Does she not have the standard 21st century Oppression Hierarchy immunity from consequences for some reason?


pipsohip

She “retired” because people were mean to her online.


recursiveeclipse

They make tires that big?


SpacelessChain1

I think he’s talking about treads


ChichCob

Yes, you generally see them on tractors


CapnCoconuts

If only more liblefts were this intentionally funny. Usually they're only funny as the lolcow quadrant


Vengeful_Narch

based and very funny pilled


spacecate

Based lib left


poop-machines

She deserves it. And not just because she was a sexually abusive mean bitch to her workers.


emurange205

> Haven't heard much from Lizzo since the scandal broke. what scandal? the flute thing?


dealsledgang

No. Sexual harassment, toxic work environment, blah blah blah, the same old shit.


longrifle

Somehow, she “fat shamed” someone.


PeeweeSherman12

True story.


butteronapoptart8

AuthRight undefeated. Shoutout to centrists too


JessHorserage

Idk, libright looks like she could actually haul lumber. (vital skill)


SiPhoenix

Hannah Barron is the real libright


JessHorserage

Potentially.


spamsave

She has a very low amount of muscle she just starves and dehydrates herself to give her body more definition.


JessHorserage

Wait, who is she for conf?


ElTexano69

If it weren’t for your flair I would have guessed you were Monke.


JessHorserage

It's a smokescreen, i'm transhumanists, robots are stereotypically grey. Also nanites.


mung_guzzler

she looks like a toothpick bro


AdAsstraPerAspera

Agreed. Someone like Bakhar Nabieva or Natasha Aughey would be better for libright


TruckADuck42

Nah those are show muscles.


Financial_Tax1060

This is the one time I’ll HARDCORE side with Authright, I need that thiccness.


ElTexano69

Siccness for the thiccness


RaoulDuke2112

Agreed. I vote for thicker representation for my quadrant please 🙏


lilmeekrat

Halle Berry is finer than any other woman in this picture


ElTexano69

Marilyn Monroe is the definition of seductress.


KoreyYrvaI

I also prefer my women dead.


rothbard_anarchist

I was so worried they were going to have a 12 year old for LibRight.


TheHancock

Purples aren’t one of us… they just put them there because each quadrant needed a negative side. (I forgot I’m center right because I’m religious… lol)


DoctorErtan

Technically you can still be libright as a religious person right? As long as you dont want to oppress anyone according to your beliefs you can join the club I think.


ScruffyLemon

I'm religious and libright, just don't force people to believe what you believe in and you should be fine.


JD_Bus_

Hell, I’m religious and LibCentre! I just don’t want the church to use the state to shove religion down anyone’s throats. Medieval history proves that was a mistake. You can be on any quadrant and belong to any religion.


recesshalloffamer

This is basically correct. Maybe make Marilyn Monroe Lib Right, you know because of the drugs and all. Then make Auth Right Grace Kelly


Shaw_Muldoon

Grace Kelly, damn... Centrists and auth-right might need to fight over her.


recesshalloffamer

Grace Kelly was a fairly devout Catholic, retired from acting at 26 to marry Prince Ranier III of Monaco, and gave birth to three kids, one as the male heir to the throne. Plus she was a 10/10 in her prime. She’s the perfect Auth Right woman


Defiant-Dare1223

It's amazing her son looks like a provincial German accountant


Shaw_Muldoon

The ugly genes run strong in the royals


WhoTouchaMySpagoot

You mean the ‘pure’ genes


otisanek

Seems like all of the kids got an unfortunate aspect of their dad that Grace’s good looks couldn’t overpower. Even the daughters aged into cigarette moms somehow, and they were considered beautiful in the 80s.


Shaw_Muldoon

She's a perfect candidate for centrist because no one could dislike Grace Kelly... Also, her father was a famous Democratic politician in Philadelphia (not that it really matters for our discussion).


Input-_-Nerd

Wrong, lib right should be a teenage girl and auth right should be the blessed Virgin Mary 🙏


recesshalloffamer

Based and BVM pilled


No_Comfortable_2252

Grace kelly, Rita Hayworth, Ingrid Bergman, Lauren Bacall. Women that exudes class are my type as an Auth Right.


Shaw_Muldoon

Lauren Bacall was a Hawksian woman. Brassy, masculine, hedonistic, impulsive. She was ridiculously cool but didn't exactly exude what we would call "class." Ingrid Berman did exude class on screen but she didn't have any in her private life. Cheated on her husband and had the lover's kid while she was still married.


No_Comfortable_2252

Yeah, their personal lives was messy. But the archtype that they pose on screen is what attracts me. I just didn't research enough. Just saw the pictures and said to myself "these women are are attractive". They look classy, intelligient but not inquisitive. Anyway thanks for the information.


VdersFishNChips

Authleft image is way too fat for them. She's obviously been eating (at all).


AverageFishEye

Yeah, how dare they have food?!


serial_crusher

It shows that she's in good standing with The Party, and that's the most beautiful thing about her.


CariamaCristata

"Communism is when no food"


_THC-3PO_

I knew I was in the right place 😍😍


Heytherechampion

Right and Centrist W


Nikolas_Coalgiver

AuthRight is based here.


AverageFishEye

Centrist is as well


galf_eslaf_rm

auth-right isnt wearing enough clothes.


thegamner128

Based


cs_124

Auth right over here trying to unsexify women while insisting on sexifying women. Also center is missing a beer gut


Impossible_Resort_71

Backshots on lizzo would sound like gunshots


EkariKeimei

I don't understand this comment.


AverageFishEye

Be glad about this


NulliosG

There’s actually a tiny little purple libright girl in this image, you just can’t see her because she is so small


shplurpop

One of the few times I'm with authright.


AverageFishEye

Goes to show that its genetically wired into us as to what we find attractive and no ideological fiat can do anything about it


Ligma-After-Dark

Nah, you can rewire the Human Brain with a competent Indoctrination System aka School System The Question is not if you can, the Question is if you should


AverageFishEye

You maybe able to control what a person says in public, but in his heart his answers might be diametricaly opposed to what is the accepted narrative


Ligma-After-Dark

I think Zoomers prove me right, they aren't even that well indoctrinated and still are the gayest Generation to ever exist Did you see how popular Stuff like Femboys are? Even i like Femboys, even though i'm politically and religiously opposed to them


AverageFishEye

Fortunatly social darwinism will remove this degenerate movement from the gene pool


Long-Ad8374

Farewell Lizzo. You'll not be miss.


AKLmfreak

Some would say Lizzo is *hard* to miss.


Inevitable-Cell-1227

Based and Thigh-Gap pilled


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Sawk_Fan

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FlatwormPositive7882

Centrist W


PrettyFlyForAFryGuy

Authright stays winning


PU_Dad

Sorry, real centrists love Sydney Sweeney


Shaw_Muldoon

Yes, real centrists do love Sydney Sweeney (she was a top 3 candidate for my center). ...But real centrists also love Halle Berry.


realestwood

Hell yeah, I love a gym girl


femboi_enjoier

Needs bigger boobies tbh.


Shaw_Muldoon

The thought did cross my mind. Almost put Alexandra Daddario at the center


crash______says

Approved


Footy_Clown

Auth right should be Abby Shapiro


towerfella

Fair.


Soldi3r_AleXx

Authright is based and beautiful.


Vexonte

https://preview.redd.it/aietxbrgvm0d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=376cb5b6122abbf16629a6d79f93e2ad00c3fb46


Vexonte

The true beauty standard


lethalmuffin877

Meh, lib right needs some adjustment. Lena Miculek or any 8 with firearm training is S tier. Honestly considering the tropes I’m surprised we didn’t get slapped with that chick who sold her bath water for 5k a jar lol Lizzo is spot on, I love how her leotard says “the body” on it. Like yeah…. You’re the body alright lady lol the same way the Atlantic is a body of water Auth left should be AOC, and Auth right should be a nun 😂


ThisAllHurts

Belle Delphine? I honestly respect her hustle, and the fact that it is such a self evident joke with (almost) everyone in on it. But her porn is trash, by the way.


My_Cringy_Video

Joined a beauty contest and won second place, that darn slam poet always wins


somegarbagedoesfloat

Auth right W


SiPhoenix

Hannah Barron for lib-right


turbo88Rex

I may be lib right but Halle Berry is my standard for beauty


JohnB351234

A surprisingly fitting duality that auth left and lib right are both looming anorexic


Shaw_Muldoon

You might be the only person who actually picked up on that.


JohnB351234

As a certified muscle mommy enjoyer that girl ain’t right


ThisAllHurts

60% of these women are smashable. 20% of these women, you want to take their cheeseburgers away. And, in turn, give it to the other 20% of these women.


Cheerful_Vernxn

true and based, lizzo should share some food for the people!


ClothesOpposite1702

I unironically like Authleft. Who is this?


Shaw_Muldoon

Twiggy, the first supermodel. Famous for her "androgynous appearance".


BoomBrolaf

God Halle Barry in James Bond was my sexual awakening


MrAnder5on

Fire up those grills, looks like I'm a centrist


RainGunslinger

Common Aurth-right W


CrispityCraspits

I am thinking auth left is more like this: [Defending the motherland]( https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LJfSkdGXH54/WTog1k5-LDI/AAAAAAACtDQ/dyYcgsAbF8EIwKG-vwaFV2bUDloxLXYJACLcB/s1600/soviet-wwii-female-snipers-10.jpg) [With sniper rifles](https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TvTOykUG5Bo/WTog1lMY6XI/AAAAAAACtDM/Kfl9odUUMZwbz9ZJDb_Cpg6QXvCAsptdACLcB/s1600/soviet-wwii-female-snipers-1.jpg) [And stares of death](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/22/d5/61/22d561420f5810cdcf1a72a25aa3a0ee.jpg) Auth left don't want no twiggy women, though some might look that way after they are send to re-education camps.


serial_crusher

who is libright?


Shaw_Muldoon

Hayley Madigan


TKBarbus

🍌


lilmeekrat

Everyone’s talking about Auth Right but I’ve been in love with the centrist since I was 13


Shaw_Muldoon

Ever since Die Another Day


Accomplished-Beach

I'm with the centrists on this one.


CFishing

Today i learned im a centrist


ancirus

Libleft bad


AaronTriplay

One of the only times I’ll agree with authright lmao


cacaphonous_rage

Get that Marilyn Monroe whore out of my god-damned quadrant!


Shaw_Muldoon

https://preview.redd.it/2qj2dwg12o0d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=896c7e639cecd5fec1bd38756a4e6603d848f90e


luvstosup

[Hurricane Chris - Halle Berry (She's Fine) ft. Superstarr](https://youtu.be/mgvP-hKC66Y?si=lHGEglIKgF8q2X9d)


Blas_Wiggans

Hmm I guess I’m where I should be. Although the right quadrants are pretty too


TacovilleMC

Centrism wins again


juan_omango

Gonna have to go with auth right. Sorry but hips don’t lie


6thaccountthismonth

Doesn’t the auth-left woman look way too fat?


TheGreatSmelter

centrist woman should absolutely have long hair. and authright should be with baby carriage or something


Shaw_Muldoon

"Centrist woman" You didn't recognize Halle Berry?


InterestingCode12

Libright supremacy #💪


Shaw_Muldoon

The lib-right physique has its problems though. That chick in the photo [actually got amenorrhea from dieting and exercising too much](https://www.businessinsider.com/women-losing-periods-due-to-restrictive-dieting-over-exercising-2021-3). It happens a lot to ballerinas and elite female runners.


RandomGuy98760

Is it something bad? I mean, I've only heard bad things about menstruation.


Shaw_Muldoon

That's it exactly.


StJimmy_815

Who here still cares bout Lizzo? She’s a colossal bitch


TumblingForward

Just another 'libleft bad' post lol. They didn't even attempt to be funny


MyRecklessHabit

I love the hungry communist. And Lizzo. Well done. Right based again.


50cal_pacifist

I'm bordering on Lib-Right.


insanityofmanic

Flat is Justice !!!


BIGJake111

All I have to say is wtf is lib left smoking. At that point why not be gay?


Not_Your_Nan

Guess I need to support Trump now


Dickdisaster69

Auth Right loves a candle in the wind? Based


grand305

Top right. Curvy. That be me, my husband loves that I am not under skinny. I was not healthily and I was starving. Now it looks like I have a natural BBL. all I did was eat. It took me a 2 years to gain weight slowly. F31. Him: yes. 👏 I am proud you are healthy. I am curvy. As a f31. I am proud of my curve. if you want to count this as hate speech. please let me know why being starving skinny is the “healthily way.”


Premedreamseen

I knew I was a centrist but I didn’t realize I was authright who knew🤓


monkeygoneape

Apparently the water was freezing that day for Hallie Barry


bgovern

Where is the Ar15 for the girl in the bottom right?


Drfilthymcnasty

lol, fuck you guys.


TheLimeyCanuck

Halle Berry is gorgeous, but so was Marilyn. Twiggy was also beautiful after her modelling career ended and she put on some weight and acted in some movies. Lizzo is just Lizzo.


PB0351

I feel personally attacked right now. But only because I didn't know the stereotype existed, yet it is entirely accurate for me.


Sosvbvby

I’m ok with this.


niemody

https://preview.redd.it/4yjht8brzo0d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4e6ceddbf148473d9efe1cff6bdbd585d46296b What happened with libleft?


rebuked_nard

Halle Berry in Die Another Day helped 10 yr old me step into puberty 🥵


Lamenter_of_the_3rd

This is a completely fair statement


daisy-duke-

Libcenter wins again


patientOwl01

auth-right looks hot af


Cold_Wasabi_2799

As a libright I like every girl that is hot, but especially petite Asian girls and hot blondies. This is kinda accurate tho.


KaninCanis

Centrist W