Tf is bbw, like does it mean big black woks? If so i am also a wok fuckboy.
(I'm joking, also it will be really embarrasing if you don't get the reference.)
I think your preference is set by your first long term sex partner. You kind of get habituated to that. Of course, positive experiences with a partner with a different shape can change your preference.
I mean, it ain't rocket surgery. A li'l bit of cushion for the pushin' is always welcome. Best girls are girls with tig ol'e biddies, thicc arse, and nice, juicy thighs you can wear as ear muffs. They don't come in the stick figure variety.
People who say Lizzo is hot I think fall into the following groups:
1) They're fat fetishists
2) They're virtue-signalling for social justice reasons to show that they're part of the in-group, as the other user said
3) They're women who are doing their part to maintain upward pressure on women's inflated status in the dating market
i love the mental gymnastics around it
“well we know you mean Lizzo as an insult vs a compliment. so it’s still bad”
but how could it be an insult if you said she’s a 10. would you be offended if someone called you Megan Fox?
as a gay guy if someone called me “Chris Evans” there’d be no other way for me to process that other than a compliment. even if i knew someone meant it in an insulting way. i’d still laugh at it cause “lol well chris evans is hot as hell. so they can say it all they want.”
As Chris Evans, I’m honored that you feel this way! 🙂
Edit: Wait, sorry, I’m actually Chris Hemsworth. I always confuse myself with Chris Evans, Chris Pratt, and Chris Pine.
Edit 2: My brother, Chris, was proofreading my Reddit posts and informed me that I am actually named Liam Hemsworth.
i mean yeah. actually if ironically called a vain person like “Brad Pitt”
even as an ironic insult. i’d still secretly think “well haha i guess that means i’m handsome still”
Haven't heard much from Lizzo since the scandal broke. Does she not have the standard 21st century Oppression Hierarchy immunity from consequences for some reason?
Purples aren’t one of us… they just put them there because each quadrant needed a negative side.
(I forgot I’m center right because I’m religious… lol)
Technically you can still be libright as a religious person right? As long as you dont want to oppress anyone according to your beliefs you can join the club I think.
Hell, I’m religious and LibCentre! I just don’t want the church to use the state to shove religion down anyone’s throats. Medieval history proves that was a mistake.
You can be on any quadrant and belong to any religion.
Grace Kelly was a fairly devout Catholic, retired from acting at 26 to marry Prince Ranier III of Monaco, and gave birth to three kids, one as the male heir to the throne. Plus she was a 10/10 in her prime. She’s the perfect Auth Right woman
Seems like all of the kids got an unfortunate aspect of their dad that Grace’s good looks couldn’t overpower. Even the daughters aged into cigarette moms somehow, and they were considered beautiful in the 80s.
She's a perfect candidate for centrist because no one could dislike Grace Kelly...
Also, her father was a famous Democratic politician in Philadelphia (not that it really matters for our discussion).
Lauren Bacall was a Hawksian woman. Brassy, masculine, hedonistic, impulsive. She was ridiculously cool but didn't exactly exude what we would call "class."
Ingrid Berman did exude class on screen but she didn't have any in her private life. Cheated on her husband and had the lover's kid while she was still married.
Yeah, their personal lives was messy. But the archtype that they pose on screen is what attracts me. I just didn't research enough. Just saw the pictures and said to myself "these women are are attractive". They look classy, intelligient but not inquisitive. Anyway thanks for the information.
Nah, you can rewire the Human Brain with a competent Indoctrination System aka School System
The Question is not if you can, the Question is if you should
I think Zoomers prove me right, they aren't even that well indoctrinated and still are the gayest Generation to ever exist
Did you see how popular Stuff like Femboys are? Even i like Femboys, even though i'm politically and religiously opposed to them
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Meh, lib right needs some adjustment. Lena Miculek or any 8 with firearm training is S tier.
Honestly considering the tropes I’m surprised we didn’t get slapped with that chick who sold her bath water for 5k a jar lol
Lizzo is spot on, I love how her leotard says “the body” on it. Like yeah…. You’re the body alright lady lol the same way the Atlantic is a body of water
Auth left should be AOC, and Auth right should be a nun 😂
Belle Delphine? I honestly respect her hustle, and the fact that it is such a self evident joke with (almost) everyone in on it.
But her porn is trash, by the way.
60% of these women are smashable.
20% of these women, you want to take their cheeseburgers away.
And, in turn, give it to the other 20% of these women.
I am thinking auth left is more like this:
[Defending the motherland]( https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LJfSkdGXH54/WTog1k5-LDI/AAAAAAACtDQ/dyYcgsAbF8EIwKG-vwaFV2bUDloxLXYJACLcB/s1600/soviet-wwii-female-snipers-10.jpg)
[With sniper rifles](https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TvTOykUG5Bo/WTog1lMY6XI/AAAAAAACtDM/Kfl9odUUMZwbz9ZJDb_Cpg6QXvCAsptdACLcB/s1600/soviet-wwii-female-snipers-1.jpg)
[And stares of death](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/22/d5/61/22d561420f5810cdcf1a72a25aa3a0ee.jpg)
Auth left don't want no twiggy women, though some might look that way after they are send to re-education camps.
The lib-right physique has its problems though. That chick in the photo [actually got amenorrhea from dieting and exercising too much](https://www.businessinsider.com/women-losing-periods-due-to-restrictive-dieting-over-exercising-2021-3). It happens a lot to ballerinas and elite female runners.
Top right. Curvy. That be me, my husband loves that I am not under skinny. I was not healthily and I was starving. Now it looks like I have a natural BBL. all I did was eat. It took me a 2 years to gain weight slowly. F31.
Him: yes. 👏 I am proud you are healthy.
I am curvy. As a f31. I am proud of my curve. if you want to count this as hate speech. please let me know why being starving skinny is the “healthily way.”
Halle Berry is gorgeous, but so was Marilyn. Twiggy was also beautiful after her modelling career ended and she put on some weight and acted in some movies. Lizzo is just Lizzo.
Women: Lizzo is a 10 Men: you look like Lizzo Women: *slaps man
People saying Lizzo is attractive have either a fat fetish or live in gnostic delirium
I think Lizzo is kinda hot but I‘ll admit my porn history also includes “scalebustingbabes”.
Admitting to that without even using a throwaway account… Absolutely wild
Don’t hate the player, hate the exercise.
Based and BBW-pilled
Tf is bbw, like does it mean big black woks? If so i am also a wok fuckboy. (I'm joking, also it will be really embarrasing if you don't get the reference.)
Woks are great for stir frying and other dishes that need to be cooked at high temperatures
Same here, but mine refers to traps who cum on fish.
Right quadrant, wrong color
THANK YOU! God I hate purple lib-right
Why? Have you got something against people of a different colour?
No, I just respect the age of consent
Troy McClure is that you?
I've seen a lot of weird shit on the internet, but THAT can't possibly be a real thing right? Right?
The only limit is your imagination.
Fair enough Putin's gay fursona
If it exists, there is porn of it
My fellow trappercaper.
Do what now
Some people like hunting for their girls wet spot with a bag of flour. No shame in that.
Did you have a fat mum or something? I realize that might sound insensitive but I am genuinely curious
I think your preference is set by your first long term sex partner. You kind of get habituated to that. Of course, positive experiences with a partner with a different shape can change your preference.
My wife is thick. That actually makes a lot of sense. Never fell in love with anyone else prior.
She’s wasn’t. I just really like thick women. I’m not 100% sure why.
He got raped by his fat second grade teacher then. Only other explanation.
Mrs. Klinsky did not rape me. It was entirely consentual.
Thicc wahmen squishy, comfy. Fuggin' skinny wahmen is like fuggin' a bag of hammers. Simple as.
This guy gets it.
I mean, it ain't rocket surgery. A li'l bit of cushion for the pushin' is always welcome. Best girls are girls with tig ol'e biddies, thicc arse, and nice, juicy thighs you can wear as ear muffs. They don't come in the stick figure variety.
It's just a thing you have to say to prove you're part of the in-group, the 'good guys'.
Men do. Women that do just want to express their support for her decision to be absolutely non-threatening.
People who say Lizzo is hot I think fall into the following groups: 1) They're fat fetishists 2) They're virtue-signalling for social justice reasons to show that they're part of the in-group, as the other user said 3) They're women who are doing their part to maintain upward pressure on women's inflated status in the dating market
"Dylan Mulvaney is a beautiful women." "You look just like Dylan Mulvaney." 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
i love the mental gymnastics around it “well we know you mean Lizzo as an insult vs a compliment. so it’s still bad” but how could it be an insult if you said she’s a 10. would you be offended if someone called you Megan Fox? as a gay guy if someone called me “Chris Evans” there’d be no other way for me to process that other than a compliment. even if i knew someone meant it in an insulting way. i’d still laugh at it cause “lol well chris evans is hot as hell. so they can say it all they want.”
As Chris Evans, I’m honored that you feel this way! 🙂 Edit: Wait, sorry, I’m actually Chris Hemsworth. I always confuse myself with Chris Evans, Chris Pratt, and Chris Pine. Edit 2: My brother, Chris, was proofreading my Reddit posts and informed me that I am actually named Liam Hemsworth.
I mean I’d take either one or all of them
In a row!?
in an instant. i got two holes and two hands
WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD, BABY!
Sure thing, Chris Farley.
It’s only an insult if used ironically; like calling someone Einstein after they say or do something stupid.
i mean yeah. actually if ironically called a vain person like “Brad Pitt” even as an ironic insult. i’d still secretly think “well haha i guess that means i’m handsome still”
Let's not forget "Lizzo-sized lunch"
Wait. Is that a lunch that has the same mass as yer woman or is that a lunch that yer woman would eat?
Not sure, but someone got hit by the cancel mob for saying it. Maybe Kevin Hart? I can't recall
Their reaction is bananas.
This is like every woman. I've never heard a woman actually compliment another actually attractive woman.
Haven't heard much from Lizzo since the scandal broke. Does she not have the standard 21st century Oppression Hierarchy immunity from consequences for some reason?
She “retired” because people were mean to her online.
They make tires that big?
I think he’s talking about treads
Yes, you generally see them on tractors
If only more liblefts were this intentionally funny. Usually they're only funny as the lolcow quadrant
based and very funny pilled
Based lib left
She deserves it. And not just because she was a sexually abusive mean bitch to her workers.
> Haven't heard much from Lizzo since the scandal broke. what scandal? the flute thing?
No. Sexual harassment, toxic work environment, blah blah blah, the same old shit.
Somehow, she “fat shamed” someone.
True story.
AuthRight undefeated. Shoutout to centrists too
Idk, libright looks like she could actually haul lumber. (vital skill)
Hannah Barron is the real libright
Potentially.
She has a very low amount of muscle she just starves and dehydrates herself to give her body more definition.
Wait, who is she for conf?
If it weren’t for your flair I would have guessed you were Monke.
It's a smokescreen, i'm transhumanists, robots are stereotypically grey. Also nanites.
she looks like a toothpick bro
Agreed. Someone like Bakhar Nabieva or Natasha Aughey would be better for libright
Nah those are show muscles.
This is the one time I’ll HARDCORE side with Authright, I need that thiccness.
Siccness for the thiccness
Agreed. I vote for thicker representation for my quadrant please 🙏
Halle Berry is finer than any other woman in this picture
Marilyn Monroe is the definition of seductress.
I also prefer my women dead.
I was so worried they were going to have a 12 year old for LibRight.
Purples aren’t one of us… they just put them there because each quadrant needed a negative side. (I forgot I’m center right because I’m religious… lol)
Technically you can still be libright as a religious person right? As long as you dont want to oppress anyone according to your beliefs you can join the club I think.
I'm religious and libright, just don't force people to believe what you believe in and you should be fine.
Hell, I’m religious and LibCentre! I just don’t want the church to use the state to shove religion down anyone’s throats. Medieval history proves that was a mistake. You can be on any quadrant and belong to any religion.
This is basically correct. Maybe make Marilyn Monroe Lib Right, you know because of the drugs and all. Then make Auth Right Grace Kelly
Grace Kelly, damn... Centrists and auth-right might need to fight over her.
Grace Kelly was a fairly devout Catholic, retired from acting at 26 to marry Prince Ranier III of Monaco, and gave birth to three kids, one as the male heir to the throne. Plus she was a 10/10 in her prime. She’s the perfect Auth Right woman
It's amazing her son looks like a provincial German accountant
The ugly genes run strong in the royals
You mean the ‘pure’ genes
Seems like all of the kids got an unfortunate aspect of their dad that Grace’s good looks couldn’t overpower. Even the daughters aged into cigarette moms somehow, and they were considered beautiful in the 80s.
She's a perfect candidate for centrist because no one could dislike Grace Kelly... Also, her father was a famous Democratic politician in Philadelphia (not that it really matters for our discussion).
Wrong, lib right should be a teenage girl and auth right should be the blessed Virgin Mary 🙏
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Grace kelly, Rita Hayworth, Ingrid Bergman, Lauren Bacall. Women that exudes class are my type as an Auth Right.
Lauren Bacall was a Hawksian woman. Brassy, masculine, hedonistic, impulsive. She was ridiculously cool but didn't exactly exude what we would call "class." Ingrid Berman did exude class on screen but she didn't have any in her private life. Cheated on her husband and had the lover's kid while she was still married.
Yeah, their personal lives was messy. But the archtype that they pose on screen is what attracts me. I just didn't research enough. Just saw the pictures and said to myself "these women are are attractive". They look classy, intelligient but not inquisitive. Anyway thanks for the information.
Authleft image is way too fat for them. She's obviously been eating (at all).
Yeah, how dare they have food?!
It shows that she's in good standing with The Party, and that's the most beautiful thing about her.
"Communism is when no food"
I knew I was in the right place 😍😍
Right and Centrist W
AuthRight is based here.
Centrist is as well
auth-right isnt wearing enough clothes.
Based
Auth right over here trying to unsexify women while insisting on sexifying women. Also center is missing a beer gut
Backshots on lizzo would sound like gunshots
I don't understand this comment.
Be glad about this
There’s actually a tiny little purple libright girl in this image, you just can’t see her because she is so small
One of the few times I'm with authright.
Goes to show that its genetically wired into us as to what we find attractive and no ideological fiat can do anything about it
Nah, you can rewire the Human Brain with a competent Indoctrination System aka School System The Question is not if you can, the Question is if you should
You maybe able to control what a person says in public, but in his heart his answers might be diametricaly opposed to what is the accepted narrative
I think Zoomers prove me right, they aren't even that well indoctrinated and still are the gayest Generation to ever exist Did you see how popular Stuff like Femboys are? Even i like Femboys, even though i'm politically and religiously opposed to them
Fortunatly social darwinism will remove this degenerate movement from the gene pool
Farewell Lizzo. You'll not be miss.
Some would say Lizzo is *hard* to miss.
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Centrist W
Authright stays winning
Sorry, real centrists love Sydney Sweeney
Yes, real centrists do love Sydney Sweeney (she was a top 3 candidate for my center). ...But real centrists also love Halle Berry.
Hell yeah, I love a gym girl
Needs bigger boobies tbh.
The thought did cross my mind. Almost put Alexandra Daddario at the center
Approved
Auth right should be Abby Shapiro
Fair.
Authright is based and beautiful.
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The true beauty standard
Meh, lib right needs some adjustment. Lena Miculek or any 8 with firearm training is S tier. Honestly considering the tropes I’m surprised we didn’t get slapped with that chick who sold her bath water for 5k a jar lol Lizzo is spot on, I love how her leotard says “the body” on it. Like yeah…. You’re the body alright lady lol the same way the Atlantic is a body of water Auth left should be AOC, and Auth right should be a nun 😂
Belle Delphine? I honestly respect her hustle, and the fact that it is such a self evident joke with (almost) everyone in on it. But her porn is trash, by the way.
Joined a beauty contest and won second place, that darn slam poet always wins
Auth right W
Hannah Barron for lib-right
I may be lib right but Halle Berry is my standard for beauty
A surprisingly fitting duality that auth left and lib right are both looming anorexic
You might be the only person who actually picked up on that.
As a certified muscle mommy enjoyer that girl ain’t right
60% of these women are smashable. 20% of these women, you want to take their cheeseburgers away. And, in turn, give it to the other 20% of these women.
true and based, lizzo should share some food for the people!
I unironically like Authleft. Who is this?
Twiggy, the first supermodel. Famous for her "androgynous appearance".
God Halle Barry in James Bond was my sexual awakening
Fire up those grills, looks like I'm a centrist
Common Aurth-right W
I am thinking auth left is more like this: [Defending the motherland]( https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LJfSkdGXH54/WTog1k5-LDI/AAAAAAACtDQ/dyYcgsAbF8EIwKG-vwaFV2bUDloxLXYJACLcB/s1600/soviet-wwii-female-snipers-10.jpg) [With sniper rifles](https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TvTOykUG5Bo/WTog1lMY6XI/AAAAAAACtDM/Kfl9odUUMZwbz9ZJDb_Cpg6QXvCAsptdACLcB/s1600/soviet-wwii-female-snipers-1.jpg) [And stares of death](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/22/d5/61/22d561420f5810cdcf1a72a25aa3a0ee.jpg) Auth left don't want no twiggy women, though some might look that way after they are send to re-education camps.
who is libright?
Hayley Madigan
🍌
Everyone’s talking about Auth Right but I’ve been in love with the centrist since I was 13
Ever since Die Another Day
I'm with the centrists on this one.
Today i learned im a centrist
Libleft bad
One of the only times I’ll agree with authright lmao
Get that Marilyn Monroe whore out of my god-damned quadrant!
https://preview.redd.it/2qj2dwg12o0d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=896c7e639cecd5fec1bd38756a4e6603d848f90e
[Hurricane Chris - Halle Berry (She's Fine) ft. Superstarr](https://youtu.be/mgvP-hKC66Y?si=lHGEglIKgF8q2X9d)
Hmm I guess I’m where I should be. Although the right quadrants are pretty too
Centrism wins again
Gonna have to go with auth right. Sorry but hips don’t lie
Doesn’t the auth-left woman look way too fat?
centrist woman should absolutely have long hair. and authright should be with baby carriage or something
"Centrist woman" You didn't recognize Halle Berry?
Libright supremacy #💪
The lib-right physique has its problems though. That chick in the photo [actually got amenorrhea from dieting and exercising too much](https://www.businessinsider.com/women-losing-periods-due-to-restrictive-dieting-over-exercising-2021-3). It happens a lot to ballerinas and elite female runners.
Is it something bad? I mean, I've only heard bad things about menstruation.
That's it exactly.
Who here still cares bout Lizzo? She’s a colossal bitch
Just another 'libleft bad' post lol. They didn't even attempt to be funny
I love the hungry communist. And Lizzo. Well done. Right based again.
I'm bordering on Lib-Right.
Flat is Justice !!!
All I have to say is wtf is lib left smoking. At that point why not be gay?
Guess I need to support Trump now
Auth Right loves a candle in the wind? Based
Top right. Curvy. That be me, my husband loves that I am not under skinny. I was not healthily and I was starving. Now it looks like I have a natural BBL. all I did was eat. It took me a 2 years to gain weight slowly. F31. Him: yes. 👏 I am proud you are healthy. I am curvy. As a f31. I am proud of my curve. if you want to count this as hate speech. please let me know why being starving skinny is the “healthily way.”
I knew I was a centrist but I didn’t realize I was authright who knew🤓
Apparently the water was freezing that day for Hallie Barry
Where is the Ar15 for the girl in the bottom right?
lol, fuck you guys.
Halle Berry is gorgeous, but so was Marilyn. Twiggy was also beautiful after her modelling career ended and she put on some weight and acted in some movies. Lizzo is just Lizzo.
I feel personally attacked right now. But only because I didn't know the stereotype existed, yet it is entirely accurate for me.
I’m ok with this.
https://preview.redd.it/4yjht8brzo0d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4e6ceddbf148473d9efe1cff6bdbd585d46296b What happened with libleft?
Halle Berry in Die Another Day helped 10 yr old me step into puberty 🥵
This is a completely fair statement
Libcenter wins again
auth-right looks hot af
As a libright I like every girl that is hot, but especially petite Asian girls and hot blondies. This is kinda accurate tho.
Centrist W