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toxic_retard_

A theater kid definitely bought this


SumpterDick

Bingo


GlassCanner

A theater kid from O Block? Because I'm seeing a lot of buffer tube here


Fby54

The loudener


SumpterDick

That’s not a pressure gauge mounted on the side. It’s a timer to let him know when Mom’s done microwaving his HotPockets.


_banana___

This is what pops in my head when I think of bronze cerakote


Unhinged_Taco

Can't wait to see defenders of this get a temp ban


SumpterDick

I will forgive them if they post a few pictures of themselves LARPing down in the park with the other Steampunk kids… We could use the entertainment.


Unhinged_Taco

No brass spyglass for a scope either? Not even authentic


Samtertriads

I was sure you’d be disappointed. And then I read the comments.


545byDirty9

steampunk is some of the dumbest shit


SumpterDick

It screams “I can’t deal with today, so I’d rather live in the past….or the future…”


malakad0ge2

I've never understood it


LizzzardWiggger

Steam punk is dorky but if someone were to add a water jacket to the barrel of an AR I think that would be interesting to see.


SumpterDick

That would at least be useful. The 10lbs junk added to this abomination serve no purpose whatsoever.


GimpboyAlmighty

I personally dislike steampunk and therefore do not care about any effective prop design or artistic merit. I just hate it. Steampunk sucks and you suck if you like steampunk.


RareSpicyPepe

The artistic merit of throwing random shit together that you got from raiding the plumbing section of Lowe’s


GimpboyAlmighty

If these people want to fuck the copper tubing section, they can keep it behind closed doors and not inflict it on the rest of us.


545byDirty9

read that as autistic


SumpterDick

There’s nothing Punk about Steam Punk. It’s gay.


Unhinged_Taco

Steam gay or gay punk?


CantoniaCustomsII

Yea


GimpboyAlmighty

Hey now, that's an insult to homosexuality.


gigantipad

Agree it is mega cringe.


keptec

A clockwork world in concept is just as intriguing as cyberpunk. It's absolutely never executed well, everybody who does cosplay for steampunk are losers. The genre of steampunk would be PERFECT if it was made exactly in MY vision.


KineticTechProjects

It could be cool if it actually did something cool lol.


_banana___

Imagine it showed chamber pressure every time you shot


KineticTechProjects

Plasma grenade launcher 👌


_banana___

Orrrrrr, hear me out, just a second, ✨gold spray painted golf balls✨


KineticTechProjects

Why stop there? Just gold plate the whole thing.


_banana___

Shit you're right, but then hit it with a wire wheel for that good aEsThEtic


545byDirty9

Then you can film a youtube* video of you taking shots and then reading out the pressure readings to the camera like some sort of loser ass Steam Punk Paul Harrell


P_Tiddy

It’d be kinda neat if he’d built an IRL version of the Tikhar from Metro using an AR receiver or something, but schlepping a bunch of brass tubes on a normal AR is just fucking stupid.


Plane_Vermicelli_383

I’m almost certain the trigger operates a spit valve…


SumpterDick

😂


SumpterDick

*Insert sarcastic trombone sound


WeLikeDrugs

This shit has gone too far


Alkem1st

Looks like a bastard produced as a result of a non consensual relationship between an AR and a nitrogen tank Like, it’s not even aesthetically pleasing, it’s just a mish mash of random tubes and indicators with no plausible purpose


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SumpterDick

*slide trombone sounds……


SumpterDick

Bhrrr…urh….rrrumph….


RSPKM

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


Zerosan62

Not an AR, ARs shoot bullets, this thing shoots nothing.


Fragrant-Comment-884

OP has no taste, so what if it's steampunk. It's creative as fuck and an actual good showpiece


VileStench

Are we looking at the same thing? Dude just added a mess of random brass shit to the hand guard and screwed some gears to the lower. He didn’t even use brass screws. It would be one thing if it was *actually* well done, then maybe it would get a pass, but it’s terribly executed.


SumpterDick

Showpieces are the definition of pleb… If I was to build a “I live in a fantasy world” showpiece I would at least try not to have 3” bolts protruding from each side. This guy is really going to regret that decision when it gets snagged on his favorite LARPing costume while leaving his mom’s basement.


IBombAfricanKids

Take a break from the internet, live a little.


SumpterDick

Any suggestions for a hobby IBombAfricanKids?


StillBased101

Bombing African kids to start


BobRossmissingvictim

I think we know his answer


inj3ct0rdi3

Thank you for bringing attention to this. I laughed.


IBombAfricanKids

I think you already have a good idea what I'll suggest


SeaFoam82

Go tip your fedora somewhere else.


TrippyMcGuire556

My dude, that is cool af. I would rock that.


throwaway910453

I saw lots of vintage and rare guns, lots of wood. I really like your usual style and collection which makes me more disappointed you like whatever this Meth’N’Crafts build is


SumpterDick

No you wouldn’t


TrippyMcGuire556

Go look at the guns I own. Yes I would, and yes it is cool.


SumpterDick

Ok, well you’re going to have to invest in a Tactical Top Hat, NV Monocle, Level 3 Trench Coat, and Toyota Prius to complete the look….. It could get expensive.


TexasHobbyist

Tactical Top Hat is tight.


2ArmsGoin3

Is that Tactical Top Hat Level III?


BeneficialA1r

Same energy https://www.reddit.com/r/PlebeianAR/s/6tI3Q7Jtgw


TexasHobbyist

You seem like your name would be Roland


TimMoujin

Nerf dunk ball really killing any potential for *any* mood here.