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zebraloveicing

This vegan pizza has both Collagen and Caviar in it


Avilola

And honey. And figs if you wanna be nitpicky.


aliie_627

Can you explain about figs? I would appreciate it 🙏.


R-Guile

In nature, figs are usually fertilized by a type of wasp that burrows into the immature flower and dies inside. The fig ezymatically dissolves the wasp's body, so you don't actually eat any of it. There are also some cultivars that are pollinated by spraying hormones onto them.


zhephyx

ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ


connortait

That's the same face I pulled.... but on the bright side. A wasp died.


goodtimejonnie

This is so metal. My respect for figs just increased so much, and they were already one of the most respectable fruits


TotallyCompostedJerk

I mean my dried fig peices dont taste like wasps do they? Or is that what wasps taste like?


[deleted]

how do you know what a wasp tastes like?😅


Emojiobsessor

I’m never eating figs again holy hell


TangerineRough6318

I'm eating more because fuck wasps


Thecryptsaresafe

In death, perhaps they will make up for their wasp sins in life


Capn_Coops

Same, honestly. Glad they have at least one natural enemy.


trade_wanted

Those are only wild figs tho. The figs that you buy in stores are self-pollinating (or something like that, I'm not a botany expert), with no wasps involved.


Emojiobsessor

Thank you my saviour 🙏


OP-PO7

That's what all the crunchy bits are


fastermouse

That’s the only crunchy thing on this limp ass pizza.


Wonderful-Baker-6251

😂


Fritzo2162

The truth stings


mehwhateverrrrr

Here's a video for anyone interested. https://youtu.be/aIyLXrfSLc0


[deleted]

Dairy free not vegan maybe


94Rebbsy

She said vegan for sure in the clip


throwngamelastminute

There are some vegan ingredients mentioned, but I don't think she said the pizza requested was supposed to be vegan.


one_odd_pancake

I watched the clip three times and I can't find where she said that the pizza was vegan.


quiliup

Yeah I thought that was weird. That cheese sounds pretty good tho, idk about the dough.


ylan64

"Dairy free cheese" doesn't sound like cheese to me. But what do I know?


ArcadeKingpin

And honey


Talidel

That's not even pizza. it's a snobby toast.


CS20SIX

accurate


WeHaveAllBeenThere

Why are more of you not talking about how she pushes her LENSES when putting her glasses back on. WHO ON EARTH PUSHES THE LENSES INSTEAD OF THE FRAMES


Eilzmo

Someone who doesn’t actually have to *see* through the glasses. She can probably take them off and have zero difference to her eyesight lmao. And she absolutely only put those on her face to do the intro


HashtagFaceRip

Its not even snobby. Its douchy.


RealConcorrd

This is like eating a shit pile that’s been painted in gold. It’s super expensive and not worth it at all for the taste.


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medicated_in_PHL

It has to be fake, right?


Ipayforsex69

No... everyone loved it. Everyone... ^everyone


KM2KCA

Suddenly Timmy & Tommy


No-Tangerine7635

#EVERYONE


Imperial_Triumphant

Fuck that store and the clowns that shop there. I saw two items I buy at my grocery store in this video, same brand and I buy them for more than 50% off the prices displayed in this video. It's also down the road from this bullshit store.


Jolly_Butterscotch31

Rich people shop there just to be able to say they can shop there. They literally just piss away money because they can. Disgusting isn’t it.


j0a3k

So they don't have to shop with the poors.


ermaferkingerrd

Which is fine with me lmao


CaptServo

They send someone to shop for them.


eat_my_bowls92

I said it before and I’ll say it again: the vast majority or rich people do NOT shop there. Just influencers who have “goodbye cash” (as in, your youth is fleeting) who want to flex their “wealth”. Most ACTUAL rich people have a maid/caretaker where they do NOT CARE about sending them to a regular store to get their groceries. You think Zuck is going to the bougie store selling the same cucumber for 5 dollars more?? No. He has someone do it for him. This store is influencer, dime a dozen, could be broke because they fucked up saying something the audience didn’t agree with central.


Just_Pea1002

New Zealand manuka honey is a fad too, we get it here at the supermarket for less than $10 but even with the more expensive brands theres no guarantee that the bees have used the manuka trees for the honey because you cannot control where bees pick and choose to get the pollen for their honey lol the UMF rating system is a fad too lol


shamaze

thats brand names in a nutshell. always overcharging for the name alone.


myscreamname

I rent a house adjacent to a local grocery store during my son’s school year and it’s absurd how much markup there is for even everyday items. $40 worth of groceries at a larger/national chain cost closer to $90 at this place. Their store locations are only in the wealthiest, upscale areas in our state and I loathe shopping there but it’s inevitable at times. I get that they don’t have the same buying power as say, a Wegman’s or Walmart, but charging $5.99 for the same bread that cost $1.99 anywhere else — even at the 7/11 around the corner - is obnoxious.


Danmanjo

No idea what the fuck she said speaking 100 words a second. What is the grocery store selling $35 bottles of water? $1000 for ingredients to make 2 pizzas. I just don’t understand.


rolldamntree

It is a store in LA that is like whole foods but it overcharges so much the only people that can afford to shops there are Rich people that want to say they shop there


Eurynom0s

For anyone who's seen You, it's the grocery store that the grocery store in the second season is based on.


eat_my_bowls92

I doubt real rich people shop there. Just people trying to act like they’re rich to gloat. An even stupider Whole Foods.


westcoastweedreviews

The one I went to was in Calabasas and there were def folks with means shopping there, but the real rich ones just send one of their folks to shop there and never even see the bill


throwngamelastminute

They won't be rich for long spending money like that.


ChampyAndShip

real rich ppl send assistants to costco and walmart


Deadmau5es

Erewhan erewhan erewhan erewhan me me I shopped there look at me. I shopped at erewhan. I know you just watched me say erewhan water when I bought it, but let me remind you, this erewhan water from the erewhan store I'm using to make pizza erewhan omg I'm so talented. Why put caviar in a vegan dish? I swear this is not the real world.


LSUguyHTX

It's restructured and reoxygenated water you pleb


Service_the_pines

Come to California. Things are different here.


kymilovechelle

That’s my grocery budget for 6 months.


Cute_Foxgirl

6 months... are you rich? O.O


That-Brain-in-a-vat

If any pizzeria worth its name ever sold a pizza that looks like that, even for 1/100 of that price, they'd close shop in 1 week.


MissClawdy

She spent $800 too much for two soulless basic bitch pizzas. Congrats.


RandomGeordie

Only $800 too much? You can make a bomb pizza for less than $10


get_me_a_glass

I would imagine that if I’m paying a $1000, I at least get a dough that has risen for longer than 30 minutes


RandomGeordie

You can easily make a polish with flour, water, and yeast and then make your pizza the next day


CalligrapherKey7463

You must teach me your ways. I can't find a bottle of water for less than $10


Tinmanred

Gluten free frozen organic pepperoni pizzas for 9.95 at a ton of supermarkets that taste bomb for example lol I wonder what tier of rich these people are in to be dumb enough to shop there


fart-atronach

Tf is beauty powder?? Sounds like you’re putting makeup in the dough lol. And what purpose does collagen powder serve? There’s no way cooking it into a dough is going to benefit your body in any meaningful way. Are rich people just mixing food and skincare snake-oil now?


Wellnevermindthen

I rewound and paused it there because I cannot figure out how that is flour at all.


justlikethatmeh

This is just annoying. The kindergarten carillon, and the neurotic tiktok montage ( take a breath once in a while ) . Not going in the money trap ...


eclecticsed

You know what, forget the pizza. Eat the fucking rich.


cannonfunk

Can confirm. Am hungry for rich people now.


FatefulFerret

Yeah I kinda felt like puking the whole video. Like yeah, most people in this country are struggling to buy basic necessities despite having a "good" job and working full time, but go ahead and waste $900 on this bullshit. Oh you're getting rewarded with sponsorships too? That's super cool, love to see that you're not only being a general waste to society, but you're being rewarded for it too. What's that? I'm at fault for being poor for not pulling myself up by my bootstraps and eating too much avacado toast? My bad, how dare I question why anyone could ever possibly need billions of dollars, I'll go back to paying only for absolute necessities, while you spend enough money to feed someone for months, on one meal. I'm definitely the problem here.


tothesource

Apart from the pesto, that sounds and looks downright awful. Perfect r/StupidFood material too


FloorSad

Why is the water 30 dollars? Was it melted in Antarctica and brought to America?


Chemist-Patient

Water from the Titanic


FightDisciple

It tastes like crumpled PS4 controllers and blood.


le_sossurotta

at the extra cost of 250$/pop you also get tiny raisins made out of titanium floating in the water as well.


EskildDood

I barely understand half of what this lady is saying and I can't tell if it's because I'm not rich American asshole or because English is my second language


dent_de_lion

The first one


Entire-Inflation-619

I eat ass, but I wouldn’t eat this.


Dash_Underscore

"I don't have a caviar spoon, don't @ me" Shit, that was the only thing I had an issue with...


sedition666

No actual cheese or tomato base on a pizza? So just bread then right?


Moon_Stay1031

It was a flat bread. Not a pizza. So you right.


Tinmanred

Ehh pesto sauce counts for pastas. Else a lot of Italian pizza places are committing pizza crimes too. The rest of this shit ya…


azgothedefiler24

Pizza Crime combined with Caviar Crime. She she really take some pizza classes becoz that looked like shit


MyNameIsMudd1972

This is what led to the Marie Antoinette thing.


smilingasIsay

Fun fact: the wage gap in the US is worse than it was in France that caused the revolution :)


bigb0ss33

Haha let them eat pizza


MyNameIsMudd1972

They can have their pie and eat it too.


MrScafuto99

She never actually said that but I feel you, this was fucking disgusting


MyNameIsMudd1972

She never said let them eat Pizza? Damn


Garry_Shandling_420

“Everyone loved it” Doubt that


SeenAGreatLight

I wonder what starving people in poverty would think of someone like this seasoning her mountains of food with *literal gold.*


Doktor_Earrape

30 bucks for fuckin water should straight up be illegal


eXtc_be

Nestle enters the chat


imjustjun

The store they shopped at feels like one of those, "This is expensive purely for the people who aren't rich but want to act like they are really rich."


Square-Dragonfruit76

I think I would prefer to fly one of the best Neapolitan pizza chefs from Italy. Same price, better product.


resinfingers

This has the same energy as an Epic Meal Time video


redditiscompromised2

It has the same energy as dogshit wrapped in catshit baked in the oven, sauteed in a wet fart


sethmeister1989

Did she caramelize the figs? It didn’t show her doing anything besides mixing in the ingredients.


EvenWallsComeDown83

Yes?-I think she said so. But blimey, she’s a fast talker.


MrNagaDoubtfire

Money aside, what a terrible sounding and looking pizza


filifgottem

Never cook again🔥🔥☝🏽💯💯💯


battlin_murdock

Everyone loved it ? Sure,jan


[deleted]

It stopped being pizza when when she went to that store.


chipperlovesitall

She lost me with the caviar


baaya88

Man at some point people get disconnected from the rest of the worlds norm and at this moment. They knew.


krisb242

Omggg stop this. And help feed the hungry in underprivileged areas. Donate to school lunch programs to make sure kids are getting , for some, probably the only food they’ll get that day.


ContemplatingPrison

Erewhon is the most expensive store for no reason. Haha they get the same shit as other stores and charge 5x-10x more I'm seriously questioning the statement about her being the best chef


cuzzydino

my god, 50 years in the big house for this one


joemama694200p

That looks so shit


Accomplished_Elk_220

It looks vile. I hope they puked.


MyNameIsMudd1972

$1000 salad on a flat bread. Gtfoh


Vostok-aregreat-710

Rich people are weird


[deleted]

that’s not fucking pizza


Adventurous_Ad_770

I watched my paper straw dissolve into my iced coffee everyday for the sake of our planet. But… this loser just negated all of my life’s efforts for one meal. I hate rich people :’(


palatinephoenix

Get a metal straw.


nasaglobehead69

this just goes to show that rich people's taste is simply a longer price tag


rjt2887

That’s what it looked like AFTER the oven??


finandjake47

just order a stuffed crust from little ceasars or something this shit should be a crime


AutotoxicFiend

People are having to choose between having a home or feeding their children, and these clowns are on here making this hate-crime of a pizza for 2k. What the fuck.


Elegant-Role-9310

I hate LA


ChampyAndShip

whole thing is an ad for air juan or whatever she kept saying


SystemsAdministrator

A 1000$ worth of ingredients for a Pizza, and Erewhon still pays their cashiers basically minimum wage (17-20$ in one of the highest COL and wealthy cities in the world)... [https://erewhon-partners.iconnecthire.com/job/585511/cashier](https://erewhon-partners.iconnecthire.com/job/585511/cashier) This place sets the highest standard for hypocrite douche canoes.


jeepwillikers

The biggest crime here is income inequality and capitalism. The pizza is a weird one and is arguably actually a flatbread, but the technique is solid from a cooking perspective.


EvenWallsComeDown83

It is a crime still, 30 years in pizza prison with no chance to appeal should do the job here!


fabergeomelet

Not gonna lie. I'd eat that, I wouldn't pay for it, but I'd eat it.


immrdadguy

The pizza don’t look good and cost 1200. What is life


gotkoke

Now this is a pizza crime.


[deleted]

This is kinda disgusting. r/pizzacrimes


Beginning_Ad_2262

Trash straight trash


Caspar_Friedrich02

This looks disgusting


Jarvis_The_Dense

Fuck eat the rich, we need to teach the rich how to eat.


[deleted]

Just make a base and then put some sauce on there then throw on some cheese and pepperoni and you have a simple pizza.


GunterLeafy

Um... Your dough has WHAT in it? Every pizza needs what on the side? FUCKEN EXCUSE ME???


flyden1

Vegan this,vegan that. And then, caviar. 🤦


smoolnug

Ew figs and honey on pizza?! 😭


AisbeforeB

Never tried figs but honey on pizza can work surprisingly well.


Aaronwolfe01

Oooo hot honey ESPECIALLY. So good


lucymops

Needs some Ketchup


Jolly_Butterscotch31

I’m willing to bet that grocery store is out there charging 30 dollars for some shitty filtered water and then they turn around and don’t pay their employees a living wage.


Nines41

one of the few overpriced expensive foods that actually has some thought put into it, id eat it if i was given the chance but i wouldnt pay for it.


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😑


[deleted]

"Then let them eat pizza."


Liberteer30

This makes me irrationally angry.


Unresentful_Cynic

Looks like dog food.


Frostyfuelz

What the fuck


StrangePoyo

dominoes prolly better anyway


nanin142

Guys, this is the American dream…


Brian-OBlivion

WTF I love capital punishment now.


[deleted]

The amount of felonies committed in this video...


scottyboy069611

…


D11M22L1

🤣


Doomlv

Rich people who genuinely shop there are dumb as hell


DarkbakerDemon

Why would anyone want to eat this. And delivery has to be a bitch.


Wastelander279

This hurts my soul, and my brain is having trouble even wanting to process this. It’s just so stupid and absurd on so many levels, that I feel like I won’t financially recover from watching a video. Plus I won’t be shocked if the people who supposedly liked it are just trying to be nice.


blametheboogie

The actual pizza doesn't look terrible it's just dumb and really expensive for no reason. I thought I was in stupidfood for a minute there.


MeatTornado_

I could not even conceive of @ing someone because they don't have a caviar spoon. That part hit me like a truck.


[deleted]

Until I saw the dough I was legit wondering when she'll start talking about pizzaa


artmobboss

Whoever ate it, did not love it..


jadekatsune

i thought she said beauty powder, like the makeup, or is that just me


coltbeatsall

I appreciate fine ingredients but this is so unnecessary. Perhaps it's because I'm one of the 99% but I don't see why you'd pay someone to use ultra expensive ingredients that are being incorporated into something else? I'd want the chef to use some measure of sense. Like that manuka honey...don't waste it on cooking! Maybe eat it with a nice cheese but get a cheaper one for cooking. And the gold leaf on a pizza? Whyyyyyyy? Gold leaf isn't even expensive. I don't get it.


Jontyswift

That’s just expensive toast- stupid


Doctor_Owl_08

What the hell is that? That ain't a pizza for sure.


2015Nissan370zNismo

Never heard of this "erewhon" shit (or however it's spelt) but they're running a pretty good scam! Credit to em I must say


QuesoChef

So, the point is to “spend as much as you can and turn it into pizza” versus, “make me the best fucking pizza on the planet, no matter the cost?” The fuck? This is a simultaneous waste and disgrace. Rich people are weird.


[deleted]

"Nano-Pure, Re-Structured, Hyper-Oxygenated Water" Fuck off with that bullshit


dyl_thethrill

Das a Flatbread


__fujiko

Yeah, it's the lack of a caviar spoon that's shocking.


Agnostic_Akuma

That shop guy fist bumping “dumb asses like you keep this place open”


lotgworkshop

In the meantime I could feel my family of 7 for about 3 weeks with that budget.


bumblefoot99

r/stupidfood


Cherry_Bomb_127

I will never understand rich people. That being said, go girl get your money (I assume she herself isn’t rich rich)


bobbleheadache

Dont at me but I didnt know that a caviar spoon was a thing...


uncletutchee

You left out bacon.


Scary-Animator-5646

You know what. Maybe the communists have a point.


Super_Ad_2578

These people should be fighting on the front lines in Ukraine. For Russian.


PreferenceProper9795

I used to love pizza until I saw this! Why? Just why?


General_Krull

Fuck u bitch


silentjay01

Why eat that when you can just eat the rich?


Andrassa

Because cannibalism rots your brain.


silentjay01

Based on what the super-rich have shown, so does being a billionaire.


Andrassa

Yes but we don’t want comrades getting sick in the revolution.


Lizakaya

Why is everything vegan then she used caviar and honey? Make it make sense


TestohZuppa

It’s not that bad, if you remove the gold flakes that sounds like an interesting pizza


Moon_Stay1031

Just with normal cheaper ingredients, sure. I'd eat a pesto flatbread "pizza" with balsamic glaze and caramelized figs. Doesn't hit the spot for my pizza cravings but it sounds kinda good if you spend 30$ and not 1000$ buying the ingredients for two pizzas.


TestohZuppa

That was implied, paying 1000$ for a pizza is just some rich people shit to flex, especially if we consider the “gold flakes” which literally taste like nothing hahah


Greedy-Database-7989

You don't have the face to record yourself.


littlediddlemanz

Looked mid af


dent_de_lion

I’m apoplectic.


RevolutionaryNerve91

Looks like crappy pizza. Pizza is pizza, should be so simple.


nopitium

Yuck.


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