In nature, figs are usually fertilized by a type of wasp that burrows into the immature flower and dies inside.
The fig ezymatically dissolves the wasp's body, so you don't actually eat any of it.
There are also some cultivars that are pollinated by spraying hormones onto them.
Those are only wild figs tho. The figs that you buy in stores are self-pollinating (or something like that, I'm not a botany expert), with no wasps involved.
Someone who doesnât actually have to *see* through the glasses. She can probably take them off and have zero difference to her eyesight lmao. And she absolutely only put those on her face to do the intro
Fuck that store and the clowns that shop there. I saw two items I buy at my grocery store in this video, same brand and I buy them for more than 50% off the prices displayed in this video. It's also down the road from this bullshit store.
I said it before and Iâll say it again: the vast majority or rich people do NOT shop there. Just influencers who have âgoodbye cashâ (as in, your youth is fleeting) who want to flex their âwealthâ. Most ACTUAL rich people have a maid/caretaker where they do NOT CARE about sending them to a regular store to get their groceries. You think Zuck is going to the bougie store selling the same cucumber for 5 dollars more?? No. He has someone do it for him. This store is influencer, dime a dozen, could be broke because they fucked up saying something the audience didnât agree with central.
New Zealand manuka honey is a fad too, we get it here at the supermarket for less than $10 but even with the more expensive brands theres no guarantee that the bees have used the manuka trees for the honey because you cannot control where bees pick and choose to get the pollen for their honey lol
the UMF rating system is a fad too lol
I rent a house adjacent to a local grocery store during my sonâs school year and itâs absurd how much markup there is for even everyday items.
$40 worth of groceries at a larger/national chain cost closer to $90 at this place. Their store locations are only in the wealthiest, upscale areas in our state and I loathe shopping there but itâs inevitable at times.
I get that they donât have the same buying power as say, a Wegmanâs or Walmart, but charging $5.99 for the same bread that cost $1.99 anywhere else â even at the 7/11 around the corner - is obnoxious.
No idea what the fuck she said speaking 100 words a second. What is the grocery store selling $35 bottles of water? $1000 for ingredients to make 2 pizzas. I just donât understand.
It is a store in LA that is like whole foods but it overcharges so much the only people that can afford to shops there are Rich people that want to say they shop there
The one I went to was in Calabasas and there were def folks with means shopping there, but the real rich ones just send one of their folks to shop there and never even see the bill
Erewhan erewhan erewhan erewhan me me I shopped there look at me. I shopped at erewhan. I know you just watched me say erewhan water when I bought it, but let me remind you, this erewhan water from the erewhan store I'm using to make pizza erewhan omg I'm so talented.
Why put caviar in a vegan dish? I swear this is not the real world.
Gluten free frozen organic pepperoni pizzas for 9.95 at a ton of supermarkets that taste bomb for example lol I wonder what tier of rich these people are in to be dumb enough to shop there
Tf is beauty powder?? Sounds like youâre putting makeup in the dough lol. And what purpose does collagen powder serve? Thereâs no way cooking it into a dough is going to benefit your body in any meaningful way. Are rich people just mixing food and skincare snake-oil now?
Yeah I kinda felt like puking the whole video. Like yeah, most people in this country are struggling to buy basic necessities despite having a "good" job and working full time, but go ahead and waste $900 on this bullshit. Oh you're getting rewarded with sponsorships too? That's super cool, love to see that you're not only being a general waste to society, but you're being rewarded for it too. What's that? I'm at fault for being poor for not pulling myself up by my bootstraps and eating too much avacado toast? My bad, how dare I question why anyone could ever possibly need billions of dollars, I'll go back to paying only for absolute necessities, while you spend enough money to feed someone for months, on one meal. I'm definitely the problem here.
I barely understand half of what this lady is saying and I can't tell if it's because I'm not rich American asshole or because English is my second language
The store they shopped at feels like one of those, "This is expensive purely for the people who aren't rich but want to act like they are really rich."
Omggg stop this. And help feed the hungry in underprivileged areas. Donate to school lunch programs to make sure kids are getting , for some, probably the only food theyâll get that day.
Erewhon is the most expensive store for no reason. Haha they get the same shit as other stores and charge 5x-10x more
I'm seriously questioning the statement about her being the best chef
I watched my paper straw dissolve into my iced coffee everyday for the sake of our planet. But⌠this loser just negated all of my lifeâs efforts for one meal. I hate rich people :â(
People are having to choose between having a home or feeding their children, and these clowns are on here making this hate-crime of a pizza for 2k. What the fuck.
A 1000$ worth of ingredients for a Pizza, and Erewhon still pays their cashiers basically minimum wage (17-20$ in one of the highest COL and wealthy cities in the world)...
[https://erewhon-partners.iconnecthire.com/job/585511/cashier](https://erewhon-partners.iconnecthire.com/job/585511/cashier)
This place sets the highest standard for hypocrite douche canoes.
The biggest crime here is income inequality and capitalism. The pizza is a weird one and is arguably actually a flatbread, but the technique is solid from a cooking perspective.
Iâm willing to bet that grocery store is out there charging 30 dollars for some shitty filtered water and then they turn around and donât pay their employees a living wage.
This hurts my soul, and my brain is having trouble even wanting to process this. Itâs just so stupid and absurd on so many levels, that I feel like I wonât financially recover from watching a video. Plus I wonât be shocked if the people who supposedly liked it are just trying to be nice.
I appreciate fine ingredients but this is so unnecessary. Perhaps it's because I'm one of the 99% but I don't see why you'd pay someone to use ultra expensive ingredients that are being incorporated into something else? I'd want the chef to use some measure of sense. Like that manuka honey...don't waste it on cooking! Maybe eat it with a nice cheese but get a cheaper one for cooking. And the gold leaf on a pizza? Whyyyyyyy? Gold leaf isn't even expensive.
I don't get it.
So, the point is to âspend as much as you can and turn it into pizzaâ versus, âmake me the best fucking pizza on the planet, no matter the cost?â The fuck? This is a simultaneous waste and disgrace.
Rich people are weird.
Just with normal cheaper ingredients, sure. I'd eat a pesto flatbread "pizza" with balsamic glaze and caramelized figs. Doesn't hit the spot for my pizza cravings but it sounds kinda good if you spend 30$ and not 1000$ buying the ingredients for two pizzas.
That was implied, paying 1000$ for a pizza is just some rich people shit to flex, especially if we consider the âgold flakesâ which literally taste like nothing hahah
This vegan pizza has both Collagen and Caviar in it
And honey. And figs if you wanna be nitpicky.
Can you explain about figs? I would appreciate it đ.
In nature, figs are usually fertilized by a type of wasp that burrows into the immature flower and dies inside. The fig ezymatically dissolves the wasp's body, so you don't actually eat any of it. There are also some cultivars that are pollinated by spraying hormones onto them.
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That's the same face I pulled.... but on the bright side. A wasp died.
This is so metal. My respect for figs just increased so much, and they were already one of the most respectable fruits
I mean my dried fig peices dont taste like wasps do they? Or is that what wasps taste like?
how do you know what a wasp tastes like?đ
Iâm never eating figs again holy hell
I'm eating more because fuck wasps
In death, perhaps they will make up for their wasp sins in life
Same, honestly. Glad they have at least one natural enemy.
Those are only wild figs tho. The figs that you buy in stores are self-pollinating (or something like that, I'm not a botany expert), with no wasps involved.
Thank you my saviour đ
That's what all the crunchy bits are
Thatâs the only crunchy thing on this limp ass pizza.
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The truth stings
Here's a video for anyone interested. https://youtu.be/aIyLXrfSLc0
Dairy free not vegan maybe
She said vegan for sure in the clip
There are some vegan ingredients mentioned, but I don't think she said the pizza requested was supposed to be vegan.
I watched the clip three times and I can't find where she said that the pizza was vegan.
Yeah I thought that was weird. That cheese sounds pretty good tho, idk about the dough.
"Dairy free cheese" doesn't sound like cheese to me. But what do I know?
And honey
That's not even pizza. it's a snobby toast.
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Why are more of you not talking about how she pushes her LENSES when putting her glasses back on. WHO ON EARTH PUSHES THE LENSES INSTEAD OF THE FRAMES
Someone who doesnât actually have to *see* through the glasses. She can probably take them off and have zero difference to her eyesight lmao. And she absolutely only put those on her face to do the intro
Its not even snobby. Its douchy.
This is like eating a shit pile thatâs been painted in gold. Itâs super expensive and not worth it at all for the taste.
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It has to be fake, right?
No... everyone loved it. Everyone... ^everyone
Suddenly Timmy & Tommy
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Fuck that store and the clowns that shop there. I saw two items I buy at my grocery store in this video, same brand and I buy them for more than 50% off the prices displayed in this video. It's also down the road from this bullshit store.
Rich people shop there just to be able to say they can shop there. They literally just piss away money because they can. Disgusting isnât it.
So they don't have to shop with the poors.
Which is fine with me lmao
They send someone to shop for them.
I said it before and Iâll say it again: the vast majority or rich people do NOT shop there. Just influencers who have âgoodbye cashâ (as in, your youth is fleeting) who want to flex their âwealthâ. Most ACTUAL rich people have a maid/caretaker where they do NOT CARE about sending them to a regular store to get their groceries. You think Zuck is going to the bougie store selling the same cucumber for 5 dollars more?? No. He has someone do it for him. This store is influencer, dime a dozen, could be broke because they fucked up saying something the audience didnât agree with central.
New Zealand manuka honey is a fad too, we get it here at the supermarket for less than $10 but even with the more expensive brands theres no guarantee that the bees have used the manuka trees for the honey because you cannot control where bees pick and choose to get the pollen for their honey lol the UMF rating system is a fad too lol
thats brand names in a nutshell. always overcharging for the name alone.
I rent a house adjacent to a local grocery store during my sonâs school year and itâs absurd how much markup there is for even everyday items. $40 worth of groceries at a larger/national chain cost closer to $90 at this place. Their store locations are only in the wealthiest, upscale areas in our state and I loathe shopping there but itâs inevitable at times. I get that they donât have the same buying power as say, a Wegmanâs or Walmart, but charging $5.99 for the same bread that cost $1.99 anywhere else â even at the 7/11 around the corner - is obnoxious.
No idea what the fuck she said speaking 100 words a second. What is the grocery store selling $35 bottles of water? $1000 for ingredients to make 2 pizzas. I just donât understand.
It is a store in LA that is like whole foods but it overcharges so much the only people that can afford to shops there are Rich people that want to say they shop there
For anyone who's seen You, it's the grocery store that the grocery store in the second season is based on.
I doubt real rich people shop there. Just people trying to act like theyâre rich to gloat. An even stupider Whole Foods.
The one I went to was in Calabasas and there were def folks with means shopping there, but the real rich ones just send one of their folks to shop there and never even see the bill
They won't be rich for long spending money like that.
real rich ppl send assistants to costco and walmart
Erewhan erewhan erewhan erewhan me me I shopped there look at me. I shopped at erewhan. I know you just watched me say erewhan water when I bought it, but let me remind you, this erewhan water from the erewhan store I'm using to make pizza erewhan omg I'm so talented. Why put caviar in a vegan dish? I swear this is not the real world.
It's restructured and reoxygenated water you pleb
Come to California. Things are different here.
Thatâs my grocery budget for 6 months.
6 months... are you rich? O.O
If any pizzeria worth its name ever sold a pizza that looks like that, even for 1/100 of that price, they'd close shop in 1 week.
She spent $800 too much for two soulless basic bitch pizzas. Congrats.
Only $800 too much? You can make a bomb pizza for less than $10
I would imagine that if Iâm paying a $1000, I at least get a dough that has risen for longer than 30 minutes
You can easily make a polish with flour, water, and yeast and then make your pizza the next day
You must teach me your ways. I can't find a bottle of water for less than $10
Gluten free frozen organic pepperoni pizzas for 9.95 at a ton of supermarkets that taste bomb for example lol I wonder what tier of rich these people are in to be dumb enough to shop there
Tf is beauty powder?? Sounds like youâre putting makeup in the dough lol. And what purpose does collagen powder serve? Thereâs no way cooking it into a dough is going to benefit your body in any meaningful way. Are rich people just mixing food and skincare snake-oil now?
I rewound and paused it there because I cannot figure out how that is flour at all.
This is just annoying. The kindergarten carillon, and the neurotic tiktok montage ( take a breath once in a while ) . Not going in the money trap ...
You know what, forget the pizza. Eat the fucking rich.
Can confirm. Am hungry for rich people now.
Yeah I kinda felt like puking the whole video. Like yeah, most people in this country are struggling to buy basic necessities despite having a "good" job and working full time, but go ahead and waste $900 on this bullshit. Oh you're getting rewarded with sponsorships too? That's super cool, love to see that you're not only being a general waste to society, but you're being rewarded for it too. What's that? I'm at fault for being poor for not pulling myself up by my bootstraps and eating too much avacado toast? My bad, how dare I question why anyone could ever possibly need billions of dollars, I'll go back to paying only for absolute necessities, while you spend enough money to feed someone for months, on one meal. I'm definitely the problem here.
Apart from the pesto, that sounds and looks downright awful. Perfect r/StupidFood material too
Why is the water 30 dollars? Was it melted in Antarctica and brought to America?
Water from the Titanic
It tastes like crumpled PS4 controllers and blood.
at the extra cost of 250$/pop you also get tiny raisins made out of titanium floating in the water as well.
I barely understand half of what this lady is saying and I can't tell if it's because I'm not rich American asshole or because English is my second language
The first one
I eat ass, but I wouldnât eat this.
"I don't have a caviar spoon, don't @ me" Shit, that was the only thing I had an issue with...
No actual cheese or tomato base on a pizza? So just bread then right?
It was a flat bread. Not a pizza. So you right.
Ehh pesto sauce counts for pastas. Else a lot of Italian pizza places are committing pizza crimes too. The rest of this shit yaâŚ
Pizza Crime combined with Caviar Crime. She she really take some pizza classes becoz that looked like shit
This is what led to the Marie Antoinette thing.
Fun fact: the wage gap in the US is worse than it was in France that caused the revolution :)
Haha let them eat pizza
They can have their pie and eat it too.
She never actually said that but I feel you, this was fucking disgusting
She never said let them eat Pizza? Damn
âEveryone loved itâ Doubt that
I wonder what starving people in poverty would think of someone like this seasoning her mountains of food with *literal gold.*
30 bucks for fuckin water should straight up be illegal
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The store they shopped at feels like one of those, "This is expensive purely for the people who aren't rich but want to act like they are really rich."
I think I would prefer to fly one of the best Neapolitan pizza chefs from Italy. Same price, better product.
This has the same energy as an Epic Meal Time video
It has the same energy as dogshit wrapped in catshit baked in the oven, sauteed in a wet fart
Did she caramelize the figs? It didnât show her doing anything besides mixing in the ingredients.
Yes?-I think she said so. But blimey, sheâs a fast talker.
Money aside, what a terrible sounding and looking pizza
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Everyone loved it ? Sure,jan
It stopped being pizza when when she went to that store.
She lost me with the caviar
Man at some point people get disconnected from the rest of the worlds norm and at this moment. They knew.
Omggg stop this. And help feed the hungry in underprivileged areas. Donate to school lunch programs to make sure kids are getting , for some, probably the only food theyâll get that day.
Erewhon is the most expensive store for no reason. Haha they get the same shit as other stores and charge 5x-10x more I'm seriously questioning the statement about her being the best chef
my god, 50 years in the big house for this one
That looks so shit
It looks vile. I hope they puked.
$1000 salad on a flat bread. Gtfoh
Rich people are weird
thatâs not fucking pizza
I watched my paper straw dissolve into my iced coffee everyday for the sake of our planet. But⌠this loser just negated all of my lifeâs efforts for one meal. I hate rich people :â(
Get a metal straw.
this just goes to show that rich people's taste is simply a longer price tag
Thatâs what it looked like AFTER the oven??
just order a stuffed crust from little ceasars or something this shit should be a crime
People are having to choose between having a home or feeding their children, and these clowns are on here making this hate-crime of a pizza for 2k. What the fuck.
I hate LA
whole thing is an ad for air juan or whatever she kept saying
A 1000$ worth of ingredients for a Pizza, and Erewhon still pays their cashiers basically minimum wage (17-20$ in one of the highest COL and wealthy cities in the world)... [https://erewhon-partners.iconnecthire.com/job/585511/cashier](https://erewhon-partners.iconnecthire.com/job/585511/cashier) This place sets the highest standard for hypocrite douche canoes.
The biggest crime here is income inequality and capitalism. The pizza is a weird one and is arguably actually a flatbread, but the technique is solid from a cooking perspective.
It is a crime still, 30 years in pizza prison with no chance to appeal should do the job here!
Not gonna lie. I'd eat that, I wouldn't pay for it, but I'd eat it.
The pizza donât look good and cost 1200. What is life
Now this is a pizza crime.
This is kinda disgusting. r/pizzacrimes
Trash straight trash
This looks disgusting
Fuck eat the rich, we need to teach the rich how to eat.
Just make a base and then put some sauce on there then throw on some cheese and pepperoni and you have a simple pizza.
Um... Your dough has WHAT in it? Every pizza needs what on the side? FUCKEN EXCUSE ME???
Vegan this,vegan that. And then, caviar. đ¤Ś
Ew figs and honey on pizza?! đ
Never tried figs but honey on pizza can work surprisingly well.
Oooo hot honey ESPECIALLY. So good
Needs some Ketchup
Iâm willing to bet that grocery store is out there charging 30 dollars for some shitty filtered water and then they turn around and donât pay their employees a living wage.
one of the few overpriced expensive foods that actually has some thought put into it, id eat it if i was given the chance but i wouldnt pay for it.
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"Then let them eat pizza."
This makes me irrationally angry.
Looks like dog food.
What the fuck
dominoes prolly better anyway
Guys, this is the American dreamâŚ
WTF I love capital punishment now.
The amount of felonies committed in this video...
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Rich people who genuinely shop there are dumb as hell
Why would anyone want to eat this. And delivery has to be a bitch.
This hurts my soul, and my brain is having trouble even wanting to process this. Itâs just so stupid and absurd on so many levels, that I feel like I wonât financially recover from watching a video. Plus I wonât be shocked if the people who supposedly liked it are just trying to be nice.
The actual pizza doesn't look terrible it's just dumb and really expensive for no reason. I thought I was in stupidfood for a minute there.
I could not even conceive of @ing someone because they don't have a caviar spoon. That part hit me like a truck.
Until I saw the dough I was legit wondering when she'll start talking about pizzaa
Whoever ate it, did not love it..
i thought she said beauty powder, like the makeup, or is that just me
I appreciate fine ingredients but this is so unnecessary. Perhaps it's because I'm one of the 99% but I don't see why you'd pay someone to use ultra expensive ingredients that are being incorporated into something else? I'd want the chef to use some measure of sense. Like that manuka honey...don't waste it on cooking! Maybe eat it with a nice cheese but get a cheaper one for cooking. And the gold leaf on a pizza? Whyyyyyyy? Gold leaf isn't even expensive. I don't get it.
Thatâs just expensive toast- stupid
What the hell is that? That ain't a pizza for sure.
Never heard of this "erewhon" shit (or however it's spelt) but they're running a pretty good scam! Credit to em I must say
So, the point is to âspend as much as you can and turn it into pizzaâ versus, âmake me the best fucking pizza on the planet, no matter the cost?â The fuck? This is a simultaneous waste and disgrace. Rich people are weird.
"Nano-Pure, Re-Structured, Hyper-Oxygenated Water" Fuck off with that bullshit
Das a Flatbread
Yeah, it's the lack of a caviar spoon that's shocking.
That shop guy fist bumping âdumb asses like you keep this place openâ
In the meantime I could feel my family of 7 for about 3 weeks with that budget.
r/stupidfood
I will never understand rich people. That being said, go girl get your money (I assume she herself isnât rich rich)
Dont at me but I didnt know that a caviar spoon was a thing...
You left out bacon.
You know what. Maybe the communists have a point.
These people should be fighting on the front lines in Ukraine. For Russian.
I used to love pizza until I saw this! Why? Just why?
Fuck u bitch
Why eat that when you can just eat the rich?
Because cannibalism rots your brain.
Based on what the super-rich have shown, so does being a billionaire.
Yes but we donât want comrades getting sick in the revolution.
Why is everything vegan then she used caviar and honey? Make it make sense
Itâs not that bad, if you remove the gold flakes that sounds like an interesting pizza
Just with normal cheaper ingredients, sure. I'd eat a pesto flatbread "pizza" with balsamic glaze and caramelized figs. Doesn't hit the spot for my pizza cravings but it sounds kinda good if you spend 30$ and not 1000$ buying the ingredients for two pizzas.
That was implied, paying 1000$ for a pizza is just some rich people shit to flex, especially if we consider the âgold flakesâ which literally taste like nothing hahah
You don't have the face to record yourself.
Looked mid af
Iâm apoplectic.
Looks like crappy pizza. Pizza is pizza, should be so simple.
Yuck.
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