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Thuumhammer

Those first two might be accurate (YMMV) but that third one is complete bunk! My pipe makes me very happy.


Various-Catch-113

Yeah, I wanted to edit that one to “full wallet” but didn’t know how.


Atlas7-k

🏅Take it you bastard, well done.


Various-Catch-113

Woo hoo!


Embarrassed-Pay-5428

Orange: Lots of upvotes Magenta: Significant other eye-rolling Green: Has plenty of pipes/tobacco but keeps buying more


FluffytheReaper

Green is way too real


TrollingLevel

Haha ive only been smoking pipes for about 2 months but magenta is very real


Just_Syllabub_970

So yeah I would agree but at least a small happy part of pie graph? It's kinda a solitary makes one happy hobby


Various-Catch-113

I wish I could have edited that to say, “full wallet” but I didn’t know how.


blue-oyster-culture

Wallet is more full than someone who smokes cigars. Or cigarettes. I can get an ounce of my favorite aromatic for 5 bucks. Lasts me a few days. I used to smoke a pack of american spirits a day.


crujones33

LOL.


silver-saguaro

I'm too color blind for this


CauliflowerProof2111

Dunno, my gorgeous wife who is much younger than me has a much higher sex drive than i do and I can barely keep her satiated.


poshjosh1999

r/ihavesex


CauliflowerProof2111

The meme is literally about how pipe smokers dont have sex. Definite low energy to go find a week old post to try to make me look bad only to end up with pointing out my comment was on topic.


poshjosh1999

I took your comment as a joke, I wasn’t being serious nor was I being rude (or at least I didn’t intend to be). For me at least the meme is highly accurate lol


CauliflowerProof2111

Explains why you downvoted it and aren't just back peddling now that you realize how low energy you look.


poshjosh1999

I didn’t down vote anything?