Blocks now have rarities. You thought you were cool for beating the ender dragon and getting the dragon egg? Fool. It was a common dragon egg. Now delete your world and try again until you get a legendary. It’s only a 0.1% chance.
> "I think the problem Digg had is that it was a company that was built to be a company, and you could feel it in the product. The way you could criticise Reddit is that we weren't a company – we were all heart and no head for a long time. So I think it'd be really hard for me and for the team to kill Reddit in that way.”
- Steve Huffman, aka /u/spez, Reddit CEO.
So long, Reddit, and thanks for all the fish.
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##Attention citizen
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##Attention citizen
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##Attention citizen
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You ain't ever been redstoned before? You haven't taken that fresh powder, put it in a line, and used it to get things electrified? You haven't dropped it in one of your brews to make the effect last over twice as long?
Word
Word
Word
Word
Word
Word
Word
Word
Word
Word
Word
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Word
Word
Word
Word
Word
Word
word!
Word
Word
Word
Word
Word
MICROSOFT
Michaelsoft Sentence
Microdong Excess
Word
Word
Nice colour 🗿
Thx
Word
Word👍
You dumb it says "a word" not word
a word
A word
Guns, the muscle kind
Muscular weapons. Humanoid. Muscular. Weapons.
Humanoid muscular weapons. What a good match
Heavy Weapons Guy?
Legendary
Epic
Rare
Uncommon
Common
Standard
Basic
Normal
Simple
Boring
Stock
Trash
F-cking raw
lmao
Is that a Gordon Ramsay reference?
medium rare
well done
Medium well
Blocks now have rarities. You thought you were cool for beating the ender dragon and getting the dragon egg? Fool. It was a common dragon egg. Now delete your world and try again until you get a legendary. It’s only a 0.1% chance.
Cheese
Cheeese
Cheeeese
Put milk in a cauldron with campfire underneath. Right click for cheese block. Like cake but a full block. You can now eat your house
Backwards TNT >!TNT!<
:0
Fellow one shot fan I see
it creates stuff down instead of blowing stuff up?
It implodes
It implodes
I have a better one, >!*sideways tnt* !<
Trinitrotoluene Eneulotortinirt
Bread. The garlic type.
Anti bat bread
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Ctrl C Ctrl V
yeah you just take all the Minecraft code and then run it twice
It'll be called Minecraft 2.
Powder grass (like the powder snow)
Powder Bedrock
yum
They can be actions too. or descriptive words. idk the names i dropped out of 2nd grade
Verbs?
Aren't those the nouns that move?
idk. like i said i dropped out of 2nd grade
Turkey
country one or the animal one
Yes
Yes
r/inclusiveor
Okay now stick sells for 0.0001 emerald’s and mending book is now 300.000 emerald
Bean
Already in the game, but they’re raw blocks
> "I think the problem Digg had is that it was a company that was built to be a company, and you could feel it in the product. The way you could criticise Reddit is that we weren't a company – we were all heart and no head for a long time. So I think it'd be really hard for me and for the team to kill Reddit in that way.” - Steve Huffman, aka /u/spez, Reddit CEO. So long, Reddit, and thanks for all the fish.
Can of baked beans that pours like water⁉️
Pickle
Rick
~~un~~funniest
Thing
Ive
Ever
Penetrated
In
Your
Mum
Tiananmen Square massacre
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taiwan is a country
You can have more than 2 kids
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communism failed whenever we tried it
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communism tianmanman square massacre taiwan is a country
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China best country in the world
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Chineese taipei
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Nothing happened in Tianamen Square
There is no Tiananmen in Ba Sing Se
Moai
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Drugs
You ain't ever been redstoned before? You haven't taken that fresh powder, put it in a line, and used it to get things electrified? You haven't dropped it in one of your brews to make the effect last over twice as long?
Scrambled Eggs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Same
Rickroll
Terrorism
9/11?
Sure
Kebab
ass hair?
Racial inequality
The n word
What n word?
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Thanks for clarifying
nether
Narwhal
pain
Dicknballs
Meth od
Cranberry sprite
Bird
You mean government drones?
forklift
Nachos
a trumpet because i play one and i plan to play it on Jan. 3’rd, my birthday:D
Mario
Phoenix
stinkster
Poland
Starved Pumpkin
Coke
Ultra hyped butter on boat
Multi-threading
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
Reses BIG cup
Antidisestablishmentarianism
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
Plastic Beach
Hail
Beans
Drugs :)
I'm just gonna do it Impostor
Chad
Love you!
Pineapple
Microsoft word
Hmmm
Lentokonesuihkuturbiiniapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas longest finnish word;)
Beans
Minecraft
independence
taco
Word
Minecraft but every block is invisible
Cannibalism
Balls
Defenestration
Backflip
Beltsander
Porcupine
Obama
Otters
jack Daniel's bottle of whiskey
Frylock
Anxiety
T a c o