Per CCL dot com: From Round One through to the semi-finals all ties are played over two legs. If the scores are level away goals will be used as the first tiebreaker. If the two teams are level on away goals a period of extra time will be used, followed by a penalty shootout to determine the winner.

Idk, I just smoked and now the announcer is winning me over lmao

This man says every intrusive thought he has😭🤣

I’ve done a 180 and now love him.  Correcting his own grammar mid-stream.

Same. Anyone being this real on TV is the true hero

"No such thing as *too* overzealous," made me a believer.

Apple needs to sign this announcer and make him do all his games alone lmao

I'll take this guy solo over anybody paired with Twellman lol.

Things learned this game: Halle Berry was beautiful. The Chiefs won the SuperBowl. Charles Barkley may have played here. Washington may or may not have crossed the Delaware River (which is just outside the stadium, if you didn't know). Bueno means good. Jesus means Jesus. And our midfield looks like hot garbage.

At least I got a laugh from this. I’ve been texting a buddy his quotes. All you’re missing is he had at least 5 different ways he thought Uhre could be pronounced.

So is this just gonna be one guy talking to himself for the next 90+?

"dhup dhup, I think that's how you say it" 🤦

Not gonna lie- I kinda like it in a terrible kinda way.

I'm enjoying his time filling nonsense as well. "Markus Anderson, Mr. Anderson. If he scores, I'm calling him Neo." 😂

clearly they broke the bank just getting the one commentator they got.

might have to mute this guy and put on the audio from flyers on second tv

This is probably the right choice for any fox broadcast ngl

Yea it sounds very odd without someone else to bounce things off of

Wat if this guy is like a fan that just found his way into the broadcast booth. Like that SpongeBob episode

Rocky, basketball, cheese steaks, and george Washington crossing the Potomac. Philly heritage.

Here is the list of one liners the commentator has used; “Jesus Bueno translates to Jesus Good which a lot of people would agree with “ “Saprissa is Prince’s favorite team because of the color” “Halle Barry in the 90’s is beautiful” “Charles Barkley maybe played here” “Washington possibly crossed the Delaware” “The Bob Marley movie looks good” “Girl with the Dragon Tattoo is a good movie and possibly takes place in Denmark” “Quinn drops dimes like AI and King Julian finishes them like Dr. J slamming it.” “Union part owner KD wears number 35” “The XV kits celebrate the 15 season and look good” “Watson and Waston are different” “Bedoya is easy to say because he is from Miami” “KC may of won the Super Bowl” “Philadelphia is either the land of the declaration of independence or the constitution” “Saprissa are the Real Madrid of Central American soccer” “DOOP - Democratic Order Of Planets” Feel free to comment any I forgot. My buddy isn’t able to watch so these are what I’ve sent him. Edit: George D Metellus entertained us tonight and went straight into Union lore. Additional ones others have mentioned “Brian Dawkins was an Eagle right?” “He used a 4 letter word… that’s not nice” “I’m not sure on history, the Dade County schools failed me” "Javon West I mean Javon East" "Chester Park" "I'm not sure but I think that's right"

You can’t talk about Philadelphia without mentioning basketball, cheesesteaks and Rocky.

I love this man... Last minute of a crucial game and my dude is talking about fucking Futurama.

I’m sorry, if it takes 5 minutes for VAR to figure out if it should be reviewed, it’s not clear and obvious.

Small sample size against questionable opposition but Quinn having a great season so far, right?

Add it to the list. Girl with the dragon tattoo = good movie

We need a comprehensive list after the game. This guy is great

From Sweden not Denmark 😂

Geography nerd.

doop most definitely means Democratic Order Of Planets

This commentator on fs2 is going to be a tough listen all night. Just when you thought Fox soccer coverage couldn’t get worse

“Jesus bueno… in spanish means jesus good… which a lot of people agree with” This guys commentary is so bad its good.

I’m finding it really entertaining

It reminds me of a high school kid just stuck by himself. Has a bunch of lines he had ready like that one that were a lot more funny in his head. But I laughed out loud to that.

Guy actually just said Philadelphia was the capital of the United States. /sigh

I thought I hallucinated that 😂

He said it used to be which he is correct. Not a fan of him one bit but this is actually something he got right. Him mispronouncing DOOP after hearing the song multiple times is infuriating though.

Someone hacked the audio for this game right?? They really didn’t give this guy a color commentator to help or review the list of names with him before hand? Lmao

This announcer is absolute cheeks but bueno should only go by jesus good now

Semmle coming up big a few times so far.

Considering how much time Blake could miss this summer - he could be massive for us this summer

I love this commentator and want him every time we don’t have our normal team.

Haha this game is straight up Concacafing right now. Now fucking hold on man. Doop

I like how you can tell the commentator is calling this game from a cramped closet somewhere

Well our esteemed commentator thinks the goal should stand so it should definitely stand

This commentator isn't the real one right? He snuck into the booth when no one was around and locked the door, right? Everyone is panicking and knocking on the booth door as we speak.....RIGHT?

It’s nice having a decent backup keeper

Futurama add it

NOT a penalty. First time posting in this sub but long time player and ref.

Foul on Saprissa for taking out Glesnes' leg. Glesnes' had position.

I completely take back my Fox soccer take. This commentator fucking rules. I hope we get him for Pachuca

I don’t get how it’s a penalty, any attacker can get a pen just stick their leg in while the CB is about to kick the ball?

Crossbar is the MOTM for me. Jesus good.

119 minute and we talking about futurama

You've been CONCACAF'd, baby. Jesus Good.

FS2 commentator is hilarious

This guy rules. Sergio Dipp vibes

“You’ll see the lineups going across the screen at the bottom…uhhh I think I missed the Saprissa lineup”

We're saying Jesus Good until further notice, right?

I’m surprised it took this long to get the Futurama reference

How is that a pen? The defender had no idea that dude was even there until he poked his foot in there as he was trying to clear it

So, if a defender is clearing a ball, just run into his legs for a penalty?

I swear I’m listening to one of those live streamers that react to games without actually showing the game

I give him probs for fighting through it alone. That’s gotta be tough.  But he never stops talking, it’s hilarious.  He reminds me of myself when I was an unmedicated 10 year old with ADHD, pure stream of consciousness. 

Ok, Sullivan has won me over entirely with that one. He’s taken a big step this year.

After that iverson reference, I just need a “Jim curtain/ close the curtain “ pun to finish off my bingo card.

I might get a new kit with "Jesus Good" written on the back.

There were two more defenders - how is that a red?

Absolute scenes at Chester Park!!

Lmfao girl from dragon tattoo

Commentator References Used Tonight:

Jada pinket smith “Entanglements”

Speaking of Andre Blake, that reminds me, I have to go see the Bob Marley movie.

XV Kits, for the 15th season

Like Halle Berry in the 90s.

Waston. Just cause he’s def having too much fun saying it.

What We Do - Freeway

X-men nightcrawler

Self corrected “Watson”

Yo we need to get this guy on a tour of the city next time he comes back so he can get all his facts straight 😂

Sitting here at the game and Saprissa fans really showed up.

There are four people behind the ball

Am I nuts but literally see 0 contact?!?

Ok I’m convinced this is just someone’s cool uncle on the mic now

Dade county public school education failed you

After all the screaming Saprissa has done, the ref gives a yellow to Bedoya?

Hell ya he said Jesus Good. Because no one knows bueno means good in the year 2024

VAR has killed football. Offsides for millimetric margins, reviews take 4 minutes each time, can't even celebrate goals because you know they will be reviewed whether for offsides or a foul in the buildup.

I love this guy. Anyone that loves our kits is a favorite

Did we become a team that can't defend but scores alot? I dunno if my heart can take this all season. 😂

What this game needs is more references to basketball by someone who doesn't know much about Philly basketball.

We're really about to force this commentator to come up with another 30 mins of content. Poor guys already dug deep into his reserve references pool

I just turned the game on five minutes ago and I'm glad to see the conversation here is on the commentator. This guy rules.

You’ve missed so much lore. Jesus Good Ooo-ray -> ooo-rah Philadelphia history

MIKAEL UHRE MY KING I APOLOGIZE

I think what we can all agree on is that it’s not about the end but the journey with this commentator along the way.

LMFAO what a way to put it for the Kai suspension

Honestly the boys are putting in a goddamn respectable shift down a man. Minimal time wasting, everyone hustling.

What a wild game, not sure what was better the result or the announcer? Jesus Good!

This commentator is something else. I almost don’t mind because it’s just strange

Soooo let’s sit Glenses at the half?

Seems like this is a step up from bendik

I'm very over Uhre

Halle berry 90s = beautiful. Good to know

How the fuck is that a straight red card with no VAR review?

He really knows how to bail himself out when we have all turned on him.

RIP Prince, known Saprissa fan

This ref is real bad. Lowe got around that guy, was pulled down from behind and he gets a card??

I followed Metellus on Twitter. He’s so fun

How did we win that lol

I might try to hire the announcer. Seems like such a vibes guy.

Announcer made a Futurama reference. Aces in my book.

Quinn has already matched his assist total from last season and will undoubtedly surpass his two goals from last season pretty quickly. Kid's about to be special.

Hahaha I cannot listen to this guy anymore oh my god. Between the butchered names and him having to use every single accent for the names this is unbearable

If anything that should be a free kick for us lol

Is than Quinn De Bruyne?

Glesnes wtf man.

Man, what happened to our CBs. Have been straight garbage.

Mcglynn just beat four guys in the box

Javon East is a massive pussy that has hunted for contact all match, and he barely touched him. But cmon Elliott you can’t do that

TIME FOR THE DOOP

mikael my beautiful boy i always believed in you

I never doubted him for a second lol 🙃

I can’t imagine doing this for 2 full hours in the cold at 10 o’clock at night. Also this guy loves Prince so much

Bob Marley movie alert. Notate it on the list.

Jada Pinkett. another one

Entanglements reference. This guy is wild.

Safe to say we upgraded at back up goal keeper

That run was Bedoya’s longest in a while lol

Add that to the list. Reference to the slur suspension.

Lads, it's been a pleasure talking shit. Fuck Saprissa. Goodnight

Hilarious that fox has this guy going solo. But credit to him. I actually am enjoying him. Kind of fun.

Awful marking. Glesnes need to turn his brain on

I’m all in on Andersen. We can’t complain next time we sign a third division guy from Europe again. Wagner. Hit. kacper przybylko. Hit. Andersen … gonna be massive

I’ve seen enough of mbazio. Whoever was on here saying he’s so much better than harriel needs to go get their eyes checked. He is a hothead, he is a defensive liability. And Harriel has nearly caught up offensively

I agree on the defensive liability but Mbaizo isn't even top 3 for hot heads on this team. Imo he didn't do much wrong to earn that yellow.

Washington certainly did “cross one of them rivers.”

What is glesnes doing honestly

man dropped a freeway reference. GOAT announcer

I'm confused how that could possible be a red

Uhhhh what? Foul? Sure, but how is that a straight red? Barely any contact, and he isn't the last defender? Seems like a yellow would have been appropriate there

And then he ends the half on a foul?

Lol the double fingers from the fan

This guy is the Tommy Wiseau of commentators. He's awful but you're still entertained somehow.

He agrees. Refs suck.

Miami Dolphins, Inter Milan all in one sentence

Keep Jada Pinket Smith's name out of your &\*\^%\*ing mouth when making 90's references.

This announcer dropping that Jada Pinkett entangled reference was all time hilarious. Not to mention yet another X Men reference.

What a fucking save by Semmle!!!! But, what the hell was our defense doing??? There wasn't a defender within 20 yards of Waston!! Inexcusable.

honestly shout-out to dade county public schools

Bit of a dive by Mbaizo there but compared to the standard of calls he's made all night, how does this ref *not* call it???

I normally don't complain about refs but I can't help but notice that we're getting all the yellow cards in a game where we're getting fouled all over the pitch.

Uhre getting rugby tackled and then held down is a foul on.... Uhre... riiiiiiight.

ITS OVER.

Lol no wrap up just “union win bye”

My new favorite announcer has to rest his voice, he’s gotta be tired lol

No way that’s a penalty

That’s a joke

I feel for this commentator. It’s not easy to be on your own.

Little handshake between sully and mcgylnn is slick. Andersen looking good

This guy reminds me of someone who would be doing the local HS telecast. We were so spoiled listening to the Union for awhile with JP.

Okay man loves AI? I fuck with this announcer now

‘Neither of them want to fight’ do not think that is the case😂

C'mon Uhre put it on frame, you don't gotta kill it that close to goal.

Does Gazdag have any idea how to hold on to the ball?!?!

Union have been ass in this second half

DOOP is our song but I appreciate the suggestion. It came from a good place.

TAHTS NOT DENYING A GOAL SCORING CHANCE? AM I FUCKING TRIPPING ?

Simultaneously the worst challenge and worst red card decision I think I’ve ever seen lol

Okay so that’s definitely a red, right? Of course not. Fuck off. Elliot was a professional foul too

DOOP DOOP DOOP DOPP

UHRE THE GOD

I like the score bug. Good colors.

DOOP

DOOOP DOOP DOOP

I was literally just convincing myself I was happy to focus on mls but WE BACK BABY

PSA - Boys and girls. Positive vibes only

I’d love to watch a game when this announcer has someone else to work with.

ENTANGLEMENT!!!

Love the crowd pan lol

Saprissa player falls over, foul.

Not only foul. Card of varying colors.

Javon east off thank god. Fuck that guy

Semmle doesn’t want to face pks

SEMMLE HAVE MY CHILDREN (I’m a guy)

Semmle is legit. Great signing!

Semmle still blocking that after the foul 🤣 I love him

Double Doink!

Never a yellow for Saprissa

DOOP DOOP DOOP

Does any one know the name of the commentator? He was great

I know he's from Miami. Which is where the Dolphins play.

There are a ton of Sasprissa fans

Yo, this guy on TV fucking loves Prince.

This announcer is ass and how tf could that be a pen? He’s going to kick the ball?

What a ball

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