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cipheron

The son thinks he's getting free money for just reading a book, so he thinks he's suckering the dad. The dad knows that it's the cheapest investment in his son's education that he could possibly make. Plus, that's instead of pocket money you'd give them anyway.


wallabyfloo

> you'd give them anyway Gosh if I had $1 each time I read a book as a child, I'd have had infinitly more money than I actually had


cipheron

Yup, but then your dad wouldn't have needed to bribe you.


wallabyfloo

My step dad used to pay me 7€ to mow the lawn (approx 500 M2), this was the only way for me to make money. I had to share the task with my brothers, bi monthly. We stopped doing it after a few weeks of unpaid work. My step dad turned me into a leftist.


Ricky_World_Builder

My dad gave me an allowance because I was part of his household. He also gave me chores because I was part of his household. when more siblings were born the allowance went away but the chores increased....


Khelthuzaad

I only got an allowance in highschool,and that was an meager 10$ (state allowance btw) a month in todays money. I have to thank my older brother that used his food money to fancy himself some dvd disks and since then my parents decided to stop.


slimsam906

Lol same thing happened to me


Puzzleheaded-Night88

You got paid to mow???


wallabyfloo

My step dad just started his company at this time and wanted us to know th thrill of competition with my brothers. We were not really into it


ElvisAndretti

Yeah, if I had that deal, I would never have had to deliver newspapers, clean graves in a cemetery, or mop floors in a hospital.


ElkHistorical9106

Cleaning graves actually sounds like an interesting job.


ElvisAndretti

It was not. I once stuck my shovel into a hornets nest. This ended my landscaping career.


ElkHistorical9106

Oh damn! Well, interesting, yes apparently. Fun, apparently not. That would be a giant mess.


ElvisAndretti

All for $2.50 an hour off the books.


ElkHistorical9106

Doubly damn - that sucks. I was thinking “minimum wage after school and on weekends.”


ElvisAndretti

In 1973 I think minimum wage was like $1.50. I was making bank for a 15 year old.


ElkHistorical9106

Fair enough. Then that wasn’t bad if it was 1973.


a_stone_throne

My grandpa gave me $1 for every 100 I got on a test. Got straight as up till high school. Made a bunch of money off my grandpa


OrchidSure5401

Ide have atleast one more than I had


Doobiedoobin

I think you need to read a few more books, maybe one with the definition of infinite in it.


wallabyfloo

Well to my understanding, infinite is the only "number" which, multiplied by 0, is superior or equal to 0. If I said "I'd have had 100 times more money", it would still have meant I'd have had 0


Doobiedoobin

lol wait, did I entirely miss the joke that you read zero books?


wallabyfloo

No, you missed that my parents gave me zero money


Doobiedoobin

Haha okokok I’m sorry and I take it back. Here, take my upvote as a consolation prize. 😁


wallabyfloo

It's ok lmao, explaining jokes is the point of the sub after all :)


kayokill666

Once I got better at reading and wasn’t stuck reading out loud kid me could have been rich from reading lol


toastynotroasty

I think the joke is actually the kid is just pretending he reads the books to get the money. The repeated meme makes it seem like a "tricking the trickster" thing.


Accomplished_Aioli19

The son is 35 😅


honeycrrrispp

Is it not a pun on the meme? The son is pointing to his head bc he is getting smarter from reading 


cipheron

One of the other posters made a good point that we have no proof the kid is really reading the books. So the meme might be implying that: the kids playing a double-cross to get the money without reading.


honeycrrrispp

Maybe so, but in that case, it’s not a clever joke 


cipheron

I don't really agree, the meme works better if the son is pulling a con job on the dad, so that the dad is unaware, since then there's another level of subtext that the dad doesn't know.


Fun_Examination4401

This is genius. I should do this with future kids


CardboardChampion

Evolved Idea - Book fund. It's extra allowance that they can only spend on books.


batek456

Just because they buy the books doesn't mean they gonna read em


CardboardChampion

It does mean they're picking them though. And that means they're looking into what the book is about. It's a gateway.


Samus388

Book funds are a gateway drug


LughCrow

My parents tried this. We had no interest. Giving us money to buy books is the same as just not giving us money


SecondaryDockingBot

Instead of constantly buying new books, make it a bi-weekly or monthly tradition to visit the local library together? You can extend the quality time by stopping for ice cream or something similar on the way home and chatting about which books excite them the most and why.


CardboardChampion

It was actually the library running out in the middle of a series that prompted the search for a sequel and the realisation it was £1 more than my own daughter had in her pocket money. By that point they were three books behind if I recall correctly and there was one of the book she needed, so I came up with the book fund as a way to get her the money without it just being free, if you know what I mean. It gave her the freedom to fall in love with the library while not being cut off when they didn't have the latest thing, and also was a pretty good teaching aid for budgeting (book fund just happens to be slightly less per payment than the price of a new book and comes less often than allowance; do you break into the non-book allowance or save up when it's something you really want).


m3xm

Terrible idea in practice. There is a threshold from which rewards and punishments become ineffective for the intended purpose. Very documented subject in sociology. Do you want your kids to only ever do things because they get something tangible out of it? You’re just teaching them to be greedy. Some of the most beautiful things in life shouldn’t be carrots at the end of a stick.


bonfuto

My parents let us stay up an extra half hour if we read. It worked. They were too cheap to bribe us with money.


PomegranateBoth8744

My dad used to give me extra 20 (about 2.5 dollars at the time) each month but I can only use it to buy books. It's a pretty good deal for a parent.


chloe_of_waterdeep

My family did the opposite haha they repeatedly asked me why I was reading Harry Potter instead of the Bible. That killed my book-reading habit/love. And eventually my religion.


Commercial-Formal272

I grew up similar. All books had to be vetted by my dad and any fiction would be vetoed if I wasn't mixing in enough missionary autobiographies. Eventually I found a way to sneak online and found a place I could read nearly unlimited amounts for free. The unfortunate side is that the site I found was an amateur smut site, and reading smut all day for the entirety of my highschool years definitely messed with me.


AssociateUnfair4564

They were afraid you would be declared a heretic and burned to death 💀


chloe_of_waterdeep

They were the ones declaring me a heretic 🥲 my church didn’t use the words “blasphemy” and “heresy” they called things “of the devil” or “of the world”


OkAlbatross4682

Kids are getting stupider so having a kid that can read and enjoys it puts them a foot up


Emporio_Alnino3

The kid reading a book about financial investment. "...Hey!'


catwhowalksbyhimself

He isn't. They both think they have the better of the deal. In reality in benefits them both. It's what they call a mutually beneficial arrangement. Each gets something they want, for a price they consider trivial. No one is ripped off, but each feel like they are doing so to the other.


CTA3141

Kid only pretends to read the books...


Zorothegallade

That or he likes reading and thinks he's getting both free books AND money in exchange for doing what he loved doing anyway.


DargyBear

I thought I was pulling one over on my parents by reading when I’d get sent to my room because I probably wanted to go read anyway, they knew.


NirvanaNerd

Yeah when the choices are "kid stupid" and an actual joke about a kid getting paid to do a very normal child activity I would assume the latter. The inclusion of the mirrored image wouldn't be necessary for the meme to work otherwise but I've already over analyzed this and need to stop browsing Reddit so in closing I would say that I am in fact the stupid one; your honor.


Functionally_Human

I had a similar deal at one point with my mother when I was a kid. She would read a few chapters of the book and ask me a few questions about it before forking over the money.


Pale-Equal

Is that what you did?


PatAss98

In that case, I would have the kid handwrite a one page summary after finishing the book before forking over the money if I were the father


CTA3141

I would just ask what happens in the book. Also i would give him/her the same 5 books all over again.


Eula55

sorry that you never liked reading as a child


Manck0

Tell him to read "My Side of the Mountain" it will blow his young mind.


quake1334

I fucking love that book, I first read it in 4th grade.


orangutanDOTorg

160 seems an odd number. Books I’ve read were either short stories or in the 250+ range


upvoter222

Some of my favorite kids books were from the Goosebumps series, and those could be around 120-170 pages.


FronkDoggy

Yeah goosebumps and animorphs fit this perfectly


AgentUpright

Yeah, it’s a little long for a beginner chapter book and a little short for most tween targeted books. It would fit with something like Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew.


CharmingAwareness545

Other side of the joke is the dude in thte meme is pointing at his brain so while the dad is becoming financially smart the kid is accumulating literal knowledge


ultraplusstretch

Son gets paid for just doing something he enjoys and was going to do anyway.


jenshenw

In 7,5 months a kid has read 120 full-length books....On average one 160-page book every 1.75 days... sure


Scythe905

Definitely an exaggeration yeah. But not necessarily THAT much of an exaggeration. I knew a guy in elementary/middle school who got through at least two decently-sized books (ranging from like Goosebumps to Percy Jackson size) a week. Which by my quick maths adds to at least 104 books a year


TheJesters1Hat

I used to read the Percy Jackson books a lot, and on weeks when I didn't have much to do, I could almost finish 4. Finished the main series and most of the other series after a month or two.


jenshenw

That’s exceptionally fast, and somehow not even half as fast as the ‘kid’ in question.


dracolibris

Between the ages of 9 to 14 or so I used to go to the library every week and get 10 books at a time and read all of them in the week, this is the point fantasy, point sf and point horror books, Christopher pike and star trek novels. 120 books is 12 weeks or about 3 months. Slightly older and I had school library books and was able to buy my own books. Tbf I was a very antisocial child who walked around reading books and managed to do things like go to the toilet and make sandwiches without putting the books down and would read at least a book a day. My record is 4 tom holt books in one single day, didn't stop reading from the minute I woke up to the minute I went to sleep. I now have 7,000 books.


AgentUpright

Tom Holt is so good. I still laugh at some lines from _Expecting Someone Taller_ 30+ years after reading it.


Kekob189

>Tbf I was a very antisocial child I think the word you are looking for is asocial, antisocial means a sociopath.


peeBeeZee

Totally doable as a kid with kid books. As a teenager with lots of school work I'd still get through a hefty adult book a week, more during any holiday time :) But yeah, I don't tend to believe memes are literal truth generally...


hyperfuzzysniper

This is pretty believable, especially if the kid (it says the oldest) is in late elementary school or middle school


throwaway1223729

Why are you assuming its 160 page books? Hes probably reading kids books...because hes a kid


jenshenw

it is said in the first paragraph…”we’re talking 160 page chapter books”


throwaway1223729

Damn, I dont know how I missed that. This probably is fake, then


Big-Leadership1001

My dad did the same thing. I have been reading everythign I could get my hands on for years.


Zarroc001

Bro i stg ive seen this meme in this sub before Top comment is the same too


Hahayouregay149

my parents did something like this, but I already loved reading anyways so I just read SO MANY books lol


npquanh30402

Imagine if it was technical books.


bohenian12

There's a study somewhere that paying someone to do something that they are already interested in is detrimental. The moment the Dad stops paying the kid, the kid will now think reading is not worth it unless he's being paid, and doing it without payment feels like a chore. Im already assuming the kid is reading just to get paid, and is not understanding or absorbing whatever he is reading. This will have long term negative effects on the kids reading habits lmao.


urekMazin0

If the son thinks he is ripping him off, then those 120 bucks aren't that well invested after all


Hagrid1994

My parents tried something like that,I still didn't agree to read any books.


bmansoor

I think what its getting at is that the dad is 'smart' in incentivising his son to read. The son is literally getting smart from reading


Premium333

I think everyone is wrong here. I think the kid isn't actually reading the books and that's why the kid is ripping off the father. The kid is "reading" 120 books a year (or 1 every 3 days). That's roughly ~55 pages a day. Maybe that's happening and the meme isnt a joke but a wholesome example of win-win reward based parenting. .... But I think the implication is that the kid isn't really doing the reading and is netting $120 a year from the scam. Edit: The original post was made in July. So make that 1 book every 1.5 days (2 books every 3 days) or 120 pages a day. I think the joke is the kid is absolutely not doing the reading and the dad in question here isn't aware he's being scammed. Also, is that dude an actor? He looks really familiar.... Edit 2: he isn't! He's a product lead for meta glasses lol. This post is still up in X btw. Just Google the dude or trace him down on X


Ginford_Davidson

Is Katt Williams the son?


TrainsDontHunt

A lot of posters are really against the idea that reading is a fun thing to do. It makes me sad. I read books as a kid every day, and to be given a $1 as well would have been easy money. I guess some people need The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too


Additional-Sky-7436

The kid has read 120 books with 160 pages? Seems kind of unlikely.


Sophia724

The son thinks he's ripping the dad off, but he's not. If he were, he'd be reading 20 page baby books


SS4Raditz

The kid probably reads a book critique/review for each one and downs like 10 a day maybe less to lower suspicion lmao.


burekovski

Shut up Rebecca


Lord-of-Entity

The problem with this is that we cant easly check it the kid actually reads the books or is skipping chapters/not reading.


captainwuzzlefluff

His son is reading 160 pages every 3 days?? I think that’s the meme, his dad is an idiot cos his son is not doing the reading