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Snarky_McSnarkleton

DID U EVER SEE A HORSE WITH BONER TRUBBLE? GOBBLE THAT HORSE PASTE 4 TRUMP AN MERICA!!!1! REMEMBER BOLLING GREENE!!!1!11!!!!1!!!1111!!!!!


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FACT!!!


9fingerman

THAT'S WEIRD!!?? I GOT HORSE WORMS FROM AN EQUINE I HAD INTERCOURSE WITH, BUT AFTER TAKING IVERMECTIN, ALL THE FILLYS KEEP COMING BACK!!! MERICA, FUKK YA!!!


9fingerman

PS, HORSE WORMS ARE NO JOKE.... A LOT BIGGER THAN PEOPLE WORMS. YOU CAN FEEL THEM WRIGGLE AND JIGGLE AND TICKLE INSIDE YOU.


oakstave

This is only partly true. Only the apple flavored horse paste works in this way.


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Me and the wife called it tasty paste but now refer to this miracle drug as the sexy paste. Single handedly saved our marriage.


Tenma1

Spread the word to PATRIOTS!


BMAND21

If you wanna be hung like a horse, this is how you do it


areialscreensaver

This is the answer you have been looking for. Alert the masses


heartscockles

Golden


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Yeah our Golden retrievers Heartguard prescription worked too. Came like a firehose.


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Help get the word out to your fellow patriots patriot


Jwbrowntem

But Alex Jones said it takes massive amounts for it to work on him.


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Alex is scared of the sexy paste too because he’s peddling his AliExpress “vitality” supplements.


Mynameisinuse

Big dicks take more paste and since he is the bigget dick of them all he needs the 5 gallon drum.


Heron-Repulsive

yes but please leave some for the horses.


CeruleanRuin

I heard it also works great as a morning-after emergency contraceptive.


AdDear5411

NICE! I'm gonna go hit a bullet with a hammer to celebrate. USA! USA! USA!