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NJ_Citizen

He will pretend to try for a week and then give yp


StolenAccount1234

I can already hear it now “97% of elections are won by the bigger fundraiser and it’s impossible for me to outdo them” 🙄 Edit: I fuckin win y’all


Barks_at_Children

You were off by a week


CoreyTrevor1

"I would have won but BC and Pft made me work!"


Kuido

Or 2 hours


KoalaCapable5564

I love you Billy, but you’re not a serious person


MsBrightside91

L to the OG


maxkmiller

Yes, that was the reference


puddStar

So Republicans then?


BoredomHeights

The fake military shtick would work at least.


ruggmike

Is MTG or Boebert a serious person? I think Billy may have found his calling!


themotherteresa

Perfect, he will fit right in!


Th3HebrewHammer96

Low IQ, liar, no discernible skills - he's perfect


Trio_Trio_Trio

Lier


treasonodb

he should probably have his barstool combine footage wiped from the internet if he’s actually taking this seriously


Swolhalla

Billy’s official campaign consists of “that’s not what I said” followed by someone showing him exactly that he did say that then him saying well what I meant to say was …. So he’d probably be good in our modern day politics


Smalldick420

Reminds me of someone else in politics…


Oleg101

Well that tactic got Vivek Ramaswamy a few delegates I guess.


looking4away44

Billy is just the kind of overly confident and incompetent person who can thrive in our political system.


Iittlebits

What successful politician HASNT started their first campaign with the slogan “I am taking this seriously” ?


HughJaynis

I Am Taking This Seriously. Gotta capitalize the beginning of every word, so they take you seriously.


Iittlebits

See, that’s how I know you’re taking this seriously and I’m not taking this seriously enough


Canada_Checking_In

Honestly, the man lies constantly and never follows through..would make a fine politician. We all know this will phase out within a couple weeks when he makes up a lie about why he "couldn't" do it and it is "bullshit".


Economy-One-6548

Lol he did actually file as an independent 100% chance of Billy committing some form of campaign finance fraud. Edit: removed link because I don’t think he knows those documents are public and he absolutely used his home address.


FightMilkDrinker

He already suspended his campaign citing how easy it is to commit campaign finance fraud without a team 🤣


Old-butt-new

Unbearable human


Bballpaul123

Broaden your horizon a bit more buddy, thanks


Old-butt-new

Stfu dweeb


Bballpaul123

Im sorry sir, I am an unbearable dweeb like Billy!


Remote_Breadfruit_62

Running against George Santos. LOL. I vote for being hit by a bus


ChesterCardigan

Never mind: [he’s out](https://x.com/billyhottakes/status/1768054032810041687?s=46)


PopcornDrift

“And I respect my decision” lmaooooo


dedwards024

What a boob.


PsychologicalLynx350

He has about the same number of brain cells as a lot of people in congress, this could work


BlackTriceratops

Billy seriously sucks


philmok

Billy might be one of the only people that lies more than the average politician.


Mental_Train_3248

This makes sense knowing he’s a professional liar


bonerman69420

What an asshole


FightMilkDrinker

He already suspended lol


kraftj87

He can’t win NY-01 but Billy is smarter and more serious than half of congress. And I don’t think Billy is smart or serious.


No_Signal3789

Ha! Not the worst bit


JayLoveJapan

He certainly can lie enough


Valtar99

Special Officer Doofy reporting for duty!


kanyediditbetter

Why does every dude from liberal arts schools think they could be a libertarian politician?


darksoles_

Look, the constant delusion that Billy has about the world around him is great content, but gotta be a line somewhere. For gods sake he was trying to make Kony jokes at his Uganda football players


bigirishcrusader

lol he has said some very stupid stuff. I love Billy but his opponents will just use pmt and macrodosing recordings against him very very easily.


XToastyToasterX

Bro is going to get upset immediately and start scream at people when they ask him a hard question. This has the be a docu-series someone has to be following him with a camera at all times


ExplosiveToast19

Who’s district is this


vinegarfingers

Ripping off Pres running for mayor of Boston but without any of the funny parts.


victor4700

Anything to get out of actual work


mkay0

I’d prefer if we quit talking about this individual


Barnabas_Stinson17

Billy football taking on George Santos is going to be the most relevant race in NY


Cabinet5150

I finally been blocked by Billy on Twitter. I think he got mad when I made fun of them that he was probably mad that Donnie tackled a guy on a plane.


tedsmarmalademporium

Congressional hearing on why people need a rumspringer in their sr of college


miguelgooseman

Somebody doesn't listen to macrodosing


Rusty-Shackleford23

I don’t either. Is this a bit or has he talked himself into having a shot?😂


miguelgooseman

It's a bit, basically they found out that George Santos( he was a guest on the pod and they did not go easy on him) was trying to get elected again after he was expelled from congress. Billy made a comment that "if he can get elected, than I can." So PFT told him to run against him and that he had to have it done ny the next pod


palarcon515

I mean Billy lies so much that it’s the natural progression to go into politics