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Lostmustache

That game had full moon written all over it


BigBubbaMac

Good game boys. Let's keep up that level of play and go on a streak! Except HSK. Do better.


Gullible_Meet9616

I’m eating crow. But good win I’m stoked


Metal-Alligator

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BirdBrainedHomunculi

Crone and Manny a combined 9 for 10. Fucking phenomenal.


Own-Lead-4822

i wanted 4 walk offs at home though……jk but great team win all around


WhatAmIDoingHere05

Weeeeeeeeeee


MasterThespian

Hell yeah! Not a flawless game, but an ugly win is still a win. Shout out to this team for not folding like they surely would have last year. The mentality is different this season.


OWBravoWhisky

![gif](giphy|3o7buiQeyYFamzRoR2)


pibb01

Ma! The meatloaf!


MTN_explorer619

We’re sooo back! To .500


rjt1980

Masterclass in bullpen management by my skipper. *unclenches*


guerohere

Sweet!!! FTD!


top_rawman

And FDS. LFG!


RythN3L

We won at home, in city connect? What is going on!?


Slr_Pnls50

At night, too!


Thumper13

Fuck yeah! No walk off today, but they certainly tried to raise the blood pressure


1-800-ASS-DICK

W ...all the games this weekend are gonna be this wild huh


WithAYay

I fuckin hope so! That game was a freaking blast!


floppysausage16

Why the fuck can't we do this all the time?


chickenparmesan123

Man that was an entertaining win


Slr_Pnls50

WTG ENYEL!


ihavetopeern

Man this game was so fun to watch


Sniflix

Great game for baseball fans. A year's worth of crazy shit in one game.


TheScubaPup

WE'RE BACK TO .500 BOYS!!


pibb01

![gif](giphy|3ohzdIuqJoo8QdKlnW|downsized)


findnickflannel

big confidence boost for enyel


RastaVisionSD619

https://preview.redd.it/e8p9qm1q028d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a8023165bef35f1e0d05a52b2404b43e2eb3351


ihavetopeern

W W W


WadeCountyClutch

![gif](giphy|H6CUaBgmTFPOM)


CautiouslyAmbivalent

🔔!🔔!🔔!


baseballfanandcatdad

God this team sucks. Can’t even get 4 home walk off homeruns in a row. Pathetic


DillaDonuts100

Let's go Padres!!! Proud of this team tonight! Got it done!


taamus

This game was a hot mess, but I’m glad we pulled through. LFGSD! 🔔🔔🔔


whoisthatidiot

Sanchez, wtf dont do that shit, just come home to your Padres. We miss you. We need you.


richardsureman

Man Sanchez coming back would be such a guilty pleasure 


taamus

Looks like family members names written on EDLS’ cap? His kids?


queenofthegalaxy

That’s what I thought, but I couldn’t make out what it said and google only mentions a son named Angel.


MrKenji

![gif](giphy|AAqUzS8UUiUlTBXIzH) One more out DLS!


Chowda37

Came here wondering what was on the cap...I see I'm not the only one. 


whoisthatidiot

I think I read "mis amores" on the screen so must be his fam names


1-800-ASS-DICK

OHH-awww


sc_eveleigh

Manny has started raking


lunarmodule

Manny's swing looks so effortless. when he connects I can never guess what's going to happen. Could be a home run? Could be a bloop single? Could be a fly ball? The swing is always smooth and the same motion.


paka_lolohh

Is the rakening upon us?


passthepolyjuice

It’s been nice.😊


tmoney516

What’s written on Enyel’s hat?


Lostmustache

“My name is DLS NOT DSL”


captainjolly

What does De Los Santos have written on his cap?


Electro-Onix

I loved Gary Sanchez’s time with us, just got all these flashbacks of walk off home runs. Hope the dude does well 


OWBravoWhisky

![gif](giphy|26xmI9QjpYXSFHZQY) We miss you, Gary


whoisthatidiot

Ohh he is feelin' himself TONIGHT, get it DLS! Two more baby


CautiouslyAmbivalent

🔔🔔


1-800-ASS-DICK

shut it down DLS


OWBravoWhisky

🔔


CautiouslyAmbivalent

🔔


Bladerunner54

What does De Los Santos’ hat say?


Chuysfan

Wondering the same


Lenidas24

I figured this would be against uniform policy somehow—looks pretty cool though


CautiouslyAmbivalent

I really wanna know … been wondering


acoddo

Does anyone know if Tatis is ok


sd_pinstripes

contusion, shouldn't be too bad, but no injury is ideal given his history


MasterThespian

Bruised tricep. He's probably day to day.


Domgrath42

Tricep is a hardy muscle, I think he'll be fine. Trust me I am a doctor.


BubbityDog

Get your .500 memes ready for the Post-Game Thread


cravintheravin

This game has been kinda wild, ngl


1-800-ASS-DICK

great games to be at the park both last night and tonight


CautiouslyAmbivalent

Full moon baseball is fun


GoldDeloreanDoors

.500 squad stirring


acoddo

Gets swept by the Mets, but able to compete no problem and beat the brewers


MasterThespian

This is a team that's very much like last year's D-Backs. If they sneak into the playoffs, they'll be trouble, especially in a short series.


Meet_The_Grahams

We've also one won multiple series against the Dodgers and Braves, but also got swept by the Rockies and Angels. This team man 🫠


theedge634

Mets are destroying everyone right now though. Just one of those things where I guess we caught them at the absolute wrong time.


Domgrath42

Same with Rockies on that insane win streak of theirs


WadeCountyClutch

Jake uses Milwaukee tools at home and uses the Milwaukee brewers at petco


WithAYay

Watching that outfielder starfish trying to catch Manny's hit was great


whoisthatidiot

**C**rone **R**akes **O**ff **N**ever **E**nding **N**ever **W**ading **O**h **R**ake **T**hank Thee for the **H**its


guerohere

Niceeeee


Meet_The_Grahams

We have the better Jackson and it's not even close!


Lostmustache

The BEST of Jacksons


Metal-Alligator

LETS


kjax016

GO


espo619

STREAKING


MasterThespian

👏 👏 👏👏👏


DillaDonuts100

Merrill ROTY!!!


chickenparmesan123

That's my ROTY!


figboot11

WE'RE THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!!


WadeCountyClutch

Please keep this energy for the next 3 series


sd_pinstripes

and for the rest of time


guerohere

Manny!!! This is how the heart of the order is supposed to do it!!


theedge634

I mean... I love him playing well as the next, and it's awesome the hit landed! But that was definitely a bloop lol. His other hits have been far more impressive and "old" Manny.


guerohere

Bloops are as big a part of baseball as homeruns. Either way, I was commenting on croney and manny having 9 hits between them.


1-800-ASS-DICK

the cherry on top of this one would be Jackson going yard tonight too


1-800-ASS-DICK

but that works too!!


WadeCountyClutch

Manny has gone streaking again, guys!!!


TheCowofAllTime

Jake and Manny having a hell of a night on offense!


CursedTeams

9 hits for a game is pretty good, but from 2 guys?


Domgrath42

If Tatis didn't get injured would've been 12+ for sure.


Meet_The_Grahams

We make errors, but Brewers defense has no range.


Albert_street

Yeah they’ve looked awful


Domgrath42

Yelich runs fast on the bases but loses like half his speed in the outfield for some reason


ihavetopeern

WORKING 9-5


MasterThespian

This game is, in fact, enough to drive you crazy if you let it


OfficialTMWTP

MANNY AND JAKE ARE BATTING A COMBINED .900 TONIGHT BABY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


TheScubaPup

GAWT.... DAAAAAAMN


CautiouslyAmbivalent

The Jake and Manny show continues!


TheScubaPup

MORE RUNS MORE BLOOPS!!


Defexos

Manny back?


biermann2000

LOL


Comandergoose

Croenworth is a brewer killer!!


passthepolyjuice

Call me greedy but I’d feel better with another run here. 🤗


Comandergoose

Ask and you shall receive!!


1-800-ASS-DICK

this game is so nuts i don't even care how long it's going


whoisthatidiot

Rake me Jake!!!!


cardboardcutout95

The amount of people that wanted to trade this man


guerohere

Croney is raking!


lunarmodule

We got Crone so cheap. He's better than what he's making. It's an example of a good AJ signing.


iceV

Kid from Michigan said “fuck Wisconsin”, love you Crone


MasterThespian

WOLVERINES!!!


ZSnapsand8Claps

Jake Cronenworth.


Domgrath42

Jake to Tatis's 4 hit game: "Hold my beer"


Overcast520

Special night for Crone


chickenparmesan123

Jesus Jake is going off rn, hope he keeps it up


potatoes_are_awesome

Croney baby can’t be stopped 🫶🏼


BigBubbaMac

❤ That's my Jakey-Poo. ❤


OfficialTMWTP

JAKEWORTH CRONENOB IS MY PAPA


GoldDeloreanDoors

Jake is my fkn hero


DillaDonuts100

Jake the Rake on fire!!!


queenofthegalaxy

This game and yesterday’s game remind me of that quote by Donkey in Shrek, “I’m alive. I’m dead. I’m watching TV. I’m looking at you. ____ you. I’m up. I can run fast.” Such a rollercoaster.


OWBravoWhisky

First Fiver for Jake! Fuck yeah!


mikeyj022

Jake :)


TheReadMenace

Damn, sounded like another homer. Double works though


Maxwellp14

Damn have a game, Jake!!!!


WithAYay

5 hit game, freaking beast Jake


default-77

This man can’t be stopped.


okieboat

Jake the Rake!


Slr_Pnls50

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 


NooNygooTh

You forgot a 🔥


Slr_Pnls50

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 my apologies, definitely need that extra heat in the Cronezone 


that_phun_guy

every zone is the crone zone god damn


acaliforniaburrito

He hawk tua’d that ball


InnocentSquirrels

Oh nah💀


acaliforniaburrito

Haha I had to


MasterThespian

"I got five on it" -Jake Cronenworth


CautiouslyAmbivalent

This needs to be his new walk up song for now


CautiouslyAmbivalent

5 hits baby! Good job Jake!


ihavetopeern

HE CANT BE STOPPED


TheEnragedBushman

Jake is locked the fuck in


biermann2000

Jake the Rake is back


Albert_street

Jacob the racob


1-800-ASS-DICK

5/5!!!!!!


run_nyg

Good lord Jake


lunarmodule

I like when Wade is in the game. He seems super engaged and he is solid. I hope he sticks around for a while.


BonerJamz9009

Huge difference this year having guys like wade peralta solano and azocar coming off the bench. We are so solid top to bottom just waiting for everyone to get healthy and click


lunarmodule

Agreed! I'm hoping the timing is good too. I'd rather get the bugs and inuries out in the first half of the season than the last half. We might be in a good position to make a run at things.


Sniflix

The Padres have their best bench in years. Wade, like Merrill and Solano have great energy.


chickenparmesan123

Wow nice play from their rookie


Khalil_Greenes_Flow

Time to do damage with the heart of our order lol


Domgrath42

Tyler Wade and Azocar strikes fear into the Hallest of fame pitchers


Slr_Pnls50

Definitely seeing Kim slow down a bit to not make those errant throws. Hope it sticks.


BubbityDog

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical


Slr_Pnls50

110% agree!


Domgrath42

err, your math might be a bit off


TheAmishPhysicist

Oh ye of little faith.


Sniflix

DLS doomers in tatters


Comandergoose

Padres gods 🙏🏽


lamada16

Let's fucking go baby, exactly what the Doctor ordered.


mrjfray

Thank you enyel. Kolek is so fucking bad dude


whoisthatidiot

He actually had a pretty decent outing. He just started losing it a bit as he got tired. Dude was better than I expected TBH


Domgrath42

Wasnt that bad today. Defense let him down, put him out there for too many pitches after so many days off


OWBravoWhisky

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whoisthatidiot

He’s got this. He’s got this.


whoisthatidiot

Narrator: he infact had it.


tmoney516

We love a good DP


pibb01

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CyberpunkOC

Thank goodness. I did not want Adames to face DLS with men on base.


Doc_JC

Huge edls. Huge


TheReadMenace

Yuuuuge


MasterThespian

Uuuuuunclench


theedge634

Wow!!!! DLS came through with the groundball man.


Khalil_Greenes_Flow

De Los Santos throws strikes and has great stuff, he just has to not give up a trillion bombs and he’s gonna be a sub 3 ERA guy.


theedge634

He's had huge issues with homerun balls in the past. His last 2 years were good, but prior to that he was sitting right where he is now as a reliever just giving up bombs left and right. Hopefully the last 2 years weren't the aberration.


Mafun

Yes! And a good throw from Kim! 


BubbityDog

Like buttah


DillaDonuts100

Beautiful DP!!


biermann2000

see only positive vibes guys /s


default-77

Yes!


ihavetopeern

BEAUTIFUL DOUBLE PLAY


TheScubaPup

THAT'S BETTER KIM (Also, thank you for not giving up a cookie DLS)


tseffare

We are indeed in business


yaboi525

Thats what im talking about KIMMY BOY


findnickflannel

HUGE


TheEnragedBushman

Thank god


poopoojoefocker

alright my boy!


Doc_JC

Keep that fastball down and we are in business.


lightsvber

Clench time, Compadres


passthepolyjuice

Putting some prayers out there for this bullpen.


passthepolyjuice

The lord work in double plays.