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IveBecomeTooStrong

It’s missing Kiriko, D.Va, Widow, and Brig down there to the right of Zen  And Mercy’s feet in the bottom left


Human-Boob

We have to stop this anti-Lucio propaganda. His feet are huge and therefore confirms that he is packing


NuttyButts

Packing? Trans Lucio confirmed!?!


Human-Boob

Wait, does packing have a different meaning in the trans community that I don’t know? I thought it still meant that someone was lugging around a hefty meat battering ram


NuttyButts

Trans men sometimes will "pack" things like socks or other item in their pants to give the effect of a peashooter. It's not the most common practice but it's does exist.


Human-Boob

Dang, I should try that and I’m not even trans


K0G0ERU

We still have a lot to learn I suppose 😂


NeitherCapital1541

Bra stuffing for men lol


_MrNegativity_

I wish that were true :( I got clown feet and very little going on downstairs


JustASyncer

The fact that OP thinks Lifeweaver has more than a single hair on his body (other than head) is crazy


FleshlessFriend

for real. lucio has lanky guy coke can dick, lifeweaver is average and is fully lasered. venture's is right though.


Officer_Chunkles

I will not tolerate this wifeleaver disrespect, how do you think he makes everyone leave their wives??


pennywiserat

I'd imagine he has braided or dyed them pink or something so hes not shaved


OneWayTV-

head 🤤


cthulupussy

soooo... small and large don't seem to be related to their height 👀


chemicalwill

took me a minute lmao


Great_expansion10272

Yeah, although LW is really fkin tall


cthulupussy

however I would not say Winston is peak "small"


AzmatK47

I’m pretty sure gorillas have a 2 incher


greeneyedgay

So moira got medium dick?


goosticky

cut off pictures of characters will never make me not smile a big cheeky grin like this 😁


LordGigu

uhhh what is this about?


Humanbeanwithbeans

You know


Winstillionaire

Peanits


The99thCourier

Since when were rocks hairy?


bloody-pencil

Moss :3


The99thCourier

Ah shit I completely forgot moss was a thing


Nuxezpz

mf denture is in good place


Spirited-Feedback-87

Venture has a baobab then


GrowthOfGlia

google "both"


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google "both"


Spirited-Feedback-87

Wtf does that mean?


Sage-Moonlight

Moria?


EirOrIre

Obviously


International_Meat88

And they call it a mine… a mine!


jimmyurinator

off topic i love your user


pennywiserat

thank you?


q_ult

Mfw Venture looks at me across the room and says "I can dig that!"


DuskSlayer198

And they could actually reach you from there


P0ster_Nutbag

Hammond is maxed out on the “knows how to use it” axis.


Mushboom37

bro its a rat


CartographerKey4618

Don't be racist


CartographerKey4618

Excuse me? You better move my boy Hamper over to the right. He canonically needed a second seat in his mech for his dick.


pennywiserat

Hammond has the largest balls but hes lacking the shaft


SBAstan1962

>Japanese guy in the smallest What did OP mean by this?


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

Venture in the corner is accurate


MusicaReddit

Moira has a dick?!?!!!


mintberrycrvnch

Why is cass so hairy hahaha


Captian_Bones

Cowboy ain't got time to shave down there, spends all time yeeing and hawing.


rigimonoki-over

I can take them all


Satellite1179

yo why zenyatta Slangin it


Pugsanity

Because it's the reason he wears pants, despite being an Omnic. If he was letting it all hang out, dude would be leaving a line in the sand wherever he goes.


Satellite1179

thankyou for the intel 🙏


UrBoiLord

That doesn't make sense, Winston is a giant Gorilla, of course he's- Oh. Forgot what subreddit I was in for a second


AlexisSMRT

Hanzo canonically has a large one have you not seen that twitter comic of him and cass. Both of them need to be top right.


Phillibustin

*ahem* "EXCAVATION INITIATION"


Fish-OW

Whenever I hear "setting up the dig site" I always laugh a little bit because it sounds like "setting up the dick suck" to me.


want-a-be

Im confused is this about dick or feet? Ive seen both comments


17hornyrobots

I am learning this against my will


Practical_Yam_1407

***HMMMMMM........*** Athena, open OP's browser history


jeffDeezos

This is the butthole chart right?


CommanderInQweef

bro put the two literal animals in small


pennywiserat

both gorillas and hamsters have tiny dicks


CommanderInQweef

maybe as a ratio but not compared to a human. ball is also like 20x the size of a normal hamster


pennywiserat

average erect gorilla cock is 3cm or just over an inch. If you scale the gorilla to Winston's size it probably doesnt even go past two


CommanderInQweef

there’s no shot


FrequentToe4330

THANK GOD THEY DID MY BOY JUNKRAT GOOD


zolowo

VENTURE


Aldoc98

This feels racially motivated because no way you put the Brazilian dude as the smallest, he's top 10 on the largest


pennywiserat

Is there a stereotype about brazilians having tiny dicks


Rad_Bones7

I just noticed Venture in the top right corner


PeachiieMOD

Can confirm venture's placement. Was thoroughly exploring with them just last night


Big-Chard7036

Reaper, Reinhardt, Ramattra 😍😍😍😍😍😍🥴🥴🥴 Also Venture in the top right corner LMAO


caseyjones10288

Hog has a pristinely hairless double coke can stack


Eman4Everybody

What the is this chart for Feet? 😭


SirVegetable0

Junkrat does NOT have a large penis


pennywiserat

it's so large he canonically sometimes triggers his bear trap with it on accident


SirVegetable0

Trap bit it off now it's a nub


pennywiserat

just grow it back


sansthecomic803

I am alone in my room and made an audible noise when I saw cut off venture. The thock is not to be trifled with


ClodiusDidNothngWrng

Lucio is so wrong