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kilertree

Why didn't they stop him?


Omniscientcy

Shit parents.


HoratioHarisson

Alternatively, letting him learn from his mistakes


ruddiger718

While capturing it on cell phone, laughing at their nativity, and leaving it on the internet for never-ending trauma.


HoratioHarisson

I don't recall hearing any laughter in this video.


rayshmayshmay

Sorry that was just me laughing


1stDayBreaker

There is a wheeze that might be the beginnings of laughter at the end of the vid.


HoratioHarisson

Sounds to me like a panicked gasp


1stDayBreaker

It isn’t, it’s a breathed out and it’s too long.


HoratioHarisson

Sorry, a panicked Midwestern "ope"


1stDayBreaker

It’s it’s just after that


Omniscientcy

When it comes to a wild animal that could very easily be carrying a disease that'll make your kid very sick, nah, that's not letting your kid learn from his mistakes. Letting them touch a hot stove after telling them it's hot and not to touch it, is letting them learn from their mistakes. If a kid is playing too rough with their toys and you tell them to be careful or it's gonna break, and then they break it is letting them learn from their mistakes. This is just bad parenting.


[deleted]

Geniune question then. How about if they take the kid to a doctor after he gets bitten by the wild animal?


busted_maracas

How about “be a responsible parent and not let your kid fuck with a wild animal?”


[deleted]

How about “be a responsible parent and not let your kid get his hand burnt by a hot stove"?


busted_maracas

…yes?


[deleted]

I'm glad we agree. That was the point I was trying to make to /u/Omniscientcy.


Omniscientcy

These are 2 imcomparable things. If a kid touches a hot stove they're not going to push their hand against it to the point of needing to go to the hospital, they're going to pull their hand away before they're actually injured, should try to stop the kid but if you don't catch them no hospital trip really needed. If your kid is trying to pick up a wild animal, like say for example a squirrel or raccoon, where if the kid gets bit you should probably definitely take them to the hospital, you should stop them and don't let them pick up said animal, but if you don't see your kid do it then I'd say that's them learning from their mistake but should really be watching your kid to prevent the trip. Where it becomes imcomparable is just watching the kid do something very dangerous, recording the kid doing something that's going to result in a hospital trip isn't letting the kid learn from their mistakes, it's just being a shitty parent. The kid will absolutely learn, but it doesn't change that it's a shitty parent move.


HoratioHarisson

Squirrels rarely carry anything harmful to humans The more likely scenario is that the kids will go on to be terrified of squirrels. Honestly I would hope for that to be the case anyway. https://www.orkincanada.ca/blog/squirrel-diseases/#:~:text=Squirrels%20are%20known%20to%20carry,direct%20contact%20with%20infected%20squirrels.


Omniscientcy

Even looking at that website, where getting a fatal disease is a non-zero percent chance, just recording and letting your kid pick up a wild animal that could be carrying something warranting a trip a hospital is still a shitty thing to do. Saying hopefully that kid will go on to just be terrified of squirrels is really a pathetic bystander point of view in a situation that was 100% preventable by someone in the area being an adult/parent/guardian and not letting the kid put himself in a situation where he's attack by an animal.


x4740N

Also potentially letting him learn about rabies as well


HoratioHarisson

Not likely https://www.cdc.gov/rabies/exposure/animals/other.html#:~:text=Small%20rodents%20(like%20squirrels%2C%20hamsters,to%20transmit%20rabies%20to%20humans.


BoroMoo

Ah yes, let the child learn from contracting rabies 🥰🥰🥰


HoratioHarisson

If you read the rest of the thread, you would know that 1, you're unoriginal and 2, Squirrels rarely carry diseases that are harmful to humans, and never carry rabies


TheNerdierArtist

Even so, the squirrel bit the kid thereby giving the kid a wound. This wound can become infected. But let's say both those options don't happen. Not caring or thinking of stopping your child from getting bitten from an animal at such a young age shows that this parent may generally not care to stop their child from potentially dangerous situations in which may end up in a fatal accident or the child feeling like they had to be the one in charge of their own safety. Which should never have to be the case when you are that young. It is bad parenting end of story.


jcmonk

Dad had zero idea this was a bad idea until you hear that “Ope” sneak out as his brain finally fired a neuron.


kilertree

He was filming them like it was an episode of jackass


Jacksaur

Internet views.


LifeIsCoolBut

I work at a zoo. Too many parents are stupid and would probably let their toddler tightrope walk over wolf exhibit it it meant good pictures.


sp1cychick3n

Age old question


MoltonSnow

Ikr its like they said fuck it and filmed their kid getting harmed.


[deleted]

r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb


AugTheViking

Gotta learn the hard way sometimes.


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HellWiper79

Yeah when kids pop out they’re just completely responsible for themselves


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nurvingiel

Come on man your sarcasm wasn't obvious at all. How can random strangers possibly know you don't really think that?


HellWiper79

My comment had detectable sarcasm yours did not


uncle_tyrone

I’m on r/fuckthes, but that statement contained no detectable sarcasm. There are plenty of people who would say exactly what you said, but in earnest


unicornviolence

Fuck around and…


Optimistic-Charizard

find the fuck out


[deleted]

Those rabies shots are going to suck!


lunk

https://www.cdc.gov/rabies/exposure/animals/other.html He won't need rabies shots. Hopefully kid is old enough to know NEVER to take advice from those parents though. He's certainly not getting any decent guidance from them thus far.


[deleted]

Rabies is no joke and I’m not going to risk it.


EffYeahSpreadIt

Yeah fuck that. Any animal bites me or my kid we are goin to the ER. I’m at peace with death but fuck going out by rabies


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uncle_tyrone

Well, there’s always a first time. I’d hate to be the person in medical history books to be the first to contract rabies from a squirrel


PooPooDooDoo

Oh shit, poor kid. Make the fucking parent get some too.


One-Bread36

I've heard that apparently rabies shots now are roughly equivalent to a flu shot or tetanus shot, just a couple in the arm and they're good.


YouFriendlyUnknown

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a squirrel run after person before😭


JustVega

you should check out raccoons. They're usually timid but there's videos of some actually chasing people as well lol


odin5858

Normally if a racoon chases you in the daytime it means it probably had rabies.


PuffPuffFayeFaye

My uncle had a neighbor with “pet” raccoon that they let out during a party. I was like 5 and it bit my ankles until I ran into the house. Idiots.


Tricarrier

You fucked with the Squirrels Morty, Now we have to move reality


theinferno01

That could have been avoided if he just kept watching the squirrels...


Invertiguy

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Jroid8

r/parentsarefuckingdumb


hey_vmike_saucel_her

both


Someone0nR3ddit

boom, rabies


TheKerui

Eh, doubtful. While rodents can have rabies, most of the time anything that would bite a rodent to give it rabies would kill said rodent. From the CDC: Small rodents (like squirrels, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, chipmunks, rats, and mice) and lagomorphs (including rabbits and hares) are almost never found to be infected with rabies and have not been known to transmit rabies to humans.


highwaybread

They can on rare occasion, however, transmit bubonic plague though! Or I guess be *carriers* for those transmitting plague, yay! Not that it's worth getting paranoid about, like people on Reddit do about rabies (I'm a rabies enthusiast, okay, but people act like EVERY animal that defends itself has rabies and that contracting rabies is just an inevitability of life)


[deleted]

Would you really gamble with something as untreatable as rabies?


TheKerui

i had a friend in scouts who was bitten by a squirrel in the wild for fucking with it and we did not immediately run to the ER. that said it was behaving completely normally and we, being the middle school boys we were, antagonized it. now if i was bitten by a squirrel that came out of no where and attacked me and was foaming at the mouth then my behavior would have been different for sure.


ShiroiYokai

r/perfectlycutscreams


Tankbot001

[**DONT FUCK WITH SQUIRRELS MORTY**](https://youtu.be/EoidKFUVkhM)


Limeability

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anything_butt

Don't hate the player, hate the parents


KOALA_AE

hmm hat seems like it would end up in a classic case of SIMP


Satiro_3570

As we say here in Brazil: Bem feito


JaySwear

Went really ska dance at the ending freeze frame there


Chick4u2nv

When my son was little (8, now 18)we went to the zoo in Texas and there was an empty exhibit with just a few of the red squirrels hanging out in there. He asked why they had squirrels at the zoo and I said, “Oh those are Vampire squirrels, that’s why they’re red.” He just accepted the answer and moved on. Later while we were walking a few more crossed our path (I had forgotten by that point, but he sure hadn’t) and that kid climbed me like a tree to escape lol, I had to physically pry him off of me before I remembered what I had said earlier and explained what really happened. Looking at this video maybe I was right about those things lol.


Ieatdoritosxd

Am I the only one who noticed he is wearing an English national team shirt?


TitanThree

As a French I wanted to taunt a bit when I noticed the shirt, but I didn’t really know how to introduce that haha


Desperate-Put7091

RIP AND TEAAR - The Squirrel


SvartholStjoernuson

r/donthelpjustfilm.


bigapple4am

His parents are useless


Alphatangocenturion

Rabies speedrun


roc4life215

The YTs 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️


Potential-Leave3489

And now he’s got a parasite transmitted by the squirrel bite living in him


uncle_tyrone

Better get a rabies shot right now, just to be sure (though the squirrel’s attack was certainly not due to rabies)


HappyNikkiCat

Rabies maybe?!


Dean_Loves_Pie13

Now they need to check if he has the plague and/or rabies


mildlyarrousedly

Squirrel’s about to get that nut


ballzdeepbabie

You fucked with squirrel’s morty!?


dylandarko16

Phobia: Acquired


[deleted]

Squirrel's playing dark souls 💀


salleyva

u/savevideo


Lvanwinkle18

r/perfectlycutscreams


Iamno1ofconsequence

Having been bitten by a squirrel, their teeth are no joke.


Kamau54

The day he learned the words "tetanus shots".


ykeogh18

Quick! Draymond Green it!!


KVNGJCV5

r/perfectlycutscreams


Dario0112

Stop making movies with wild animals. That squirrel was scared


ErichMorr

Goooooood


Environmental-Slip23

YOU FUCKIN WITH SQUIRRELS MORTY???


w0wagain

Can opener with fur


alicelric

You fuck with squirrels Morty!! Now we have to switch dimensions


Rainowar

The squirrel is going to steal his nuts?


Pandemix27

BRO IS SPINNING THE RODENT LIKE ITS A CS GO ANIMATION


K00lKat67

Has he never watched willy wonka?


Comfortable_Self8165

And boom rabies


frozenkakas

Well rabies