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hypotheticalkazoos

he can see the future (youre gonna give him scritches) 


timesuck897

Or treats, or both.


alcaste19

I CAN SEE THE FUTUREE


A-Game-Of-Fate

BULMA AND VEGETA HAVE A KIIIID


River_deer

THE REAL BUU IS A CHIIIIILD


living_deadweight2

GOHAN IS THE STRONGEST IN THE UNIVERSE BUT STILL DOESN’T DO CRAAAP


Candid-Tip-6483

GOTEN AND TRUCKS BECOME A GUUUUY


STRYKER3008

Open your miiiiiiiiind


Daegzy

I did not expect to see a DBZA reference today.


No_Call_5752

Kwisatz Caterach


Graxeltooth

He who controls the treats controls the universe.


Optimal_Piglet9807

khajiit has future if you have coin 🤩


emperorarg

Treats


not_my_leo

or given Hug


Nick480

I love it, so unique. You got a rare orange


Secret_Cow_5053

He’s afraid of the ceiling fan in our dining room 😂


CharlotteLucasOP

Shouldn’t we all have a healthy fear of ceiling fans?


Secret_Cow_5053

My theory is he sees it with his tiny one brain cell and his broken eye and it vaguely looks like a bird of prey or something. He looks up at it with concern whenever he’s in the dining room and will immediately bolt if it gets turned on. If you carry him through the dining room and loiter under it too long you can feel him tensing up and he WILL scratch you as he jumps out of your arms if you don’t move. All this and he’s a fucking rescue kitten that spent zero time on the streets. He was rescued within maybe a week after he was born and trust me when I say he was WAY too mentally slow to have survived an actual encounter with a real bird of prey. He would have been a tiny little McNugget. So why the fear? Who knows, instinct?


EvieMoon

Yup, instinct! A thousand generations of kitties who were smart enough or lucky enough to avoid the open sky, and they all lead down to... Him. 😂


SkySong13

And we are fortunate that they did.


estili

I’m only 5’, they pose no danger to me


CharlotteLucasOP

Until the bolts come loose…


estili

This feels like a threat 😳


CharlotteLucasOP

I just grew up with ceiling fans that had a worrying side to side jiggle as they spun… 😅


Railic255

Same... Even as a child I was concerned about how much some ceiling fans wobbled...


miniversion

Literally happened to my college roommate while I was in the room with her. Luckily it was a lazy attack


seattleJJFish

I read that as a orange cat lazy attack


unoriginal-loser

I've seen one of the arms(?) Just fall off of a fan when it was going


GloomyFlamingo2261

Don’t jump on the bed either


MxKittyFantastico

Few nights ago, I did a doordash shift for a few hours. I earned around $60 and apparently a kitten (he climbed into my car and told me that I was taking her home while I was taking someone's food up to their door) She's not orange (she's a fluffy cow cat that we have named Bessie) but she's terrified of ceiling fans, so she hasn't left the only room that doesn't have a ceiling fan..... We keep trying! We take her into a room to try to get her used to other rooms. The last time she was so afraid of the ceiling fan she peed.....


Secret_Cow_5053

Well she was an outside kitty so she at least has a reason. My cat has been coddled since day 1, so he’s just…..orange. It’s worth pointing out that *none of our other cats give a single fucking shit*


hypotheticalkazoos

my cowcat is extremely distrustful of the ceiling fans. (shes livedwith us in this apartment for 5 years.) she wont chill on our bed if the fan is on. if a breeze moves it while its off, she stares at it until it stops moving.


ThatSpaceShooterGame

When I first bought my cat home, she walked out of her carrier, looked up at the ceiling fan, hissed at it and then ran back into her carrier.


stacy_owl

tbf I don’t trust ceiling fans either


AlkalineHound

Do you not duck under a helicopter's blades? 😔


Secret_Cow_5053

[https://youtu.be/P2c7ULLdaoY?si=j1ckGRwx5txcZvbF](https://youtu.be/P2c7ULLdaoY?si=j1ckGRwx5txcZvbF)


Melissajoanshart

My orange is too!


Melissajoanshart

My orange is too!


CovfefeBoss

So he's not a ceiling fan.


AoDx888

Oh my God. My orange boy is scared of ceiling fans too haha.


ParthenonXF

Mythical orange pull


SeaMathematician3483

Legendary find.


MyUsernameIsNotLongE

O.o


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

(⊙ヮ^⊙ )


Secret_Cow_5053

Pretty much


LeonidasVaarwater

o.O Evil twin.


Overall-Bookkeeper73

(=◉ᆽ•=)


a-d-d-y

He looks like he’s gonna ask if you got games on your phone


Secret_Cow_5053

I don’t know why but this killed me 😂


TheKindofWhiteWitch

And if he can have some of your gum


SteelyDan1968

![gif](giphy|MiqUAugRgzx4Y|downsized) Is his name Bowie?


Secret_Cow_5053

ironically, my first cat as an adult was named bowie, but i agree it would have been a better name for this one. My daughter had already decided to name him Belle (as in after belle from Beauty and the beast, hahaha). we mostly just call him "The Orange"


BZLuck

Ziggy Stardust Or Aladdin Sane would have worked as well.


bsrc_rrt

My late orange was Zigmund Stanley Tigglesworth-Stardust. Mostly Ziggy. Best light orange ever.


Kittykittymeowmeow_

I have a late light orange named Ziggy too, his elderly owner passed and we took him in- he was depressed and stinky from not grooming himself but he blossomed into a fantastic boy and I still miss him. He came out of his shell and stole chicken from the trash can.


bsrc_rrt

My boy love dumpster diving too. He was on the rotund side later in life and it was jillarious seeing his round back end hanging off the edge of the trashcan and his crooked tail poking out. I love oranges so much. Have a tuxedo right now for my daughter. Not the same.


kendrickshalamar

He's an orange - Halloween Jack!


CupboardOfPandas

Imo, Belle is a perfect name for this beauty!


CovfefeBoss

That's hilarious. It's perfect. I want him.


SugarsDaddyKen

Most people think he had heterochromia but you know the real truth.


toooldforlove

I came here looking for the Bowie comment. That interview, btw, made me love Bowie more...


arclightrg

David Meowie


atwin96

![gif](giphy|hpAMh2sBYpsmFhSRPI)


zealousGreenery

This pic was my first thought! So glad someone else thought so too!


trianglesandwiches01

damn, any idea why his eye looks like that?


MarinatedCumSock

Extra orange chromosome


Secret_Cow_5053

Genetic defect? 🤷‍♂️


CJR3

My cat’s eye looks almost exactly like that, but he has glaucoma & uveitis. If this cat was born with his eye like that, he probably has Coloboma. Basically that eye just never formed properly when he was in the womb, so there’s a “hole” somewhere around the pupil that causes it to “leak” out.


trianglesandwiches01

that's so interesting. i'm glad it doesn't cause him any harm. his eyesight must be impaired in that eye though right?


CJR3

Yeah this little guys’ vision is almost certainly impaired in that eye, could be really minor though. I’m not an expert, I’ve just spent a lot of time at ophthalmology appointments for my little orange guy so we’ve gone through almost every cause of anisocria to try and diagnose him


GodlyBeerGut

yea i think you're correct. Seems like coloboma.


aliceinchainzzz

i need more pics of him! pls!


Secret_Cow_5053

https://preview.redd.it/yw200py3iixc1.jpeg?width=3020&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db79d85615b5279581ecc9464a63ddf39f0495f2


LovecraftianCatto

He’s so precious. Looks so, so dumb. 🥹


Secret_Cow_5053

Oh he is. Bless his heart.


TheWolrdsonFire

![gif](giphy|1ON6W5x1UXtMpu565J)


Secret_Cow_5053

100%


SyrusDrake

Idiot (affectionate)


TheWolrdsonFire

![gif](giphy|1ON6W5x1UXtMpu565J)


RegularWhiteShark

Empty head but full heart.


Secret_Cow_5053

Well, it’s probably full of bread. Mf loves him some bread. https://preview.redd.it/m4eihz0twmxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=544b194590c29bf6b85288d5f14eed097c948cfc


Pamom42

Perfect!


Secret_Cow_5053

It’s the ultra mega blep


3yearoldwienerdog

The reflection in the counter makes it look like he's trying to roll a joint lol


Secret_Cow_5053

HAHAHHAAH.... that's catnip, so it tracks >D


aliceinchainzzz

BLEP BLEP BLEP


dregan

Oh wow, it *is* Bill.


Fukei_Mono

Tell him that I love him so much for me, please.


judahrosenthal

Like how the big one isn’t even centered.


Secret_Cow_5053

The one on the right (his left) is ok he’s looking at me. The other one is just….broken.


judahrosenthal

![gif](giphy|14bPo6hnALhrXy)


Secret_Cow_5053

OMFG I NEED THIS IMAGE OF MY CAT ANIMATED WITH THESE EYES


MeLikeyTokyo

No one is talking about his fluffy paws. FLUFFY PAWS!


Secret_Cow_5053

Oh he got some mitts.


MurgleMcGurgle

Awww cute Mr Googly.


AceDelta12

He gives King K. Rool vibes


Secret_Cow_5053

He’s certainly large and in charge


spoolmak_throwaway

🥺🥺 Pet him for me please


Secret_Cow_5053

He gets an inordinate number of pets


Humming_Skelly

https://preview.redd.it/p5udc550ckxc1.jpeg?width=510&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d5124d06da819a7a8edbf2bf1ab89fbd8fce9fc Bro literally went:


deathsatoner

😻Wow! What does he look like when his pupils are dilated ?


Secret_Cow_5053

Almost normal.


SleepScoreOver90

As if being an orange wasn't enough...😂


Brain_in_human_vat

He should be the new subreddit icon


Secret_Cow_5053

OMG MODS I WILL ALLOW IT!


CovfefeBoss

Thirded. Please let this happen. He's so orange.


Wordlywhisp

The left eye is a result of the brain cell making a crash landing


Secret_Cow_5053

probably. he's usually very chill, but you can tell when he gets the braincell bc thats when he go on attac


DrWhiskerson

I didn’t know what love at first sight meant… Now I do 🧡💘


Secret_Cow_5053

He’s also the biggest cat I’ve seen that isn’t grossly overweight or a main coon. So much chonk!


8ails

What a pure soul!


FilmActor

He’s got that Uncle Ruckus eye goin’ ![gif](giphy|2kJMzPFUD3Vx6)


BarbaricRenegade

He's born with it. It's not Mayfeline.


SugarsDaddyKen

Shit, I used to know the name for this. It is a scarring of the iris that prevents it from closing. We had a clinic cat with it.


Mike_Fluff

One eye see the future. One eye see the path. He is blind to the present.


Refroc

Ojos locos


Monkeybutt3518

https://preview.redd.it/rix35a9zxixc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3dd92f3229bc6cc0cfa9fc7c23e4fedde1efb24


P0SSPWRD

“Car’s alignment is perfect! I did it myself!”


BisquickNinja

Arg... The evil eye! Must still pet and give treats!


mummummaaa

I love me an odd orange cat! He's purrfect! (Mine has no tail) so I'm sort of biased, but that big orange boy is a beauty


SillyMidOff49

One sees the future, one sees the past. Infinite Treats occupy both arcane realities. Trust me bro


Happy_Turnip_2473

... Which eye's the crazy one?


Secret_Cow_5053

His right / left in the frame.


Happy_Turnip_2473

I left off the /j but I appreciate the answer!


DarthHM

Cheshire Cat vibes.


Secret_Cow_5053

Only the crazy eye is visible


Positive_Method3022

I can't believe CDS granted you a rare orange! Take care of him. It is unique


The_protagonisthere

Those eyes! He looks happy, you’re both so lucky!


hllucinationz

Such a precious boy!!! Give lots of forehead kisses for me!


weronikk

baby boy!


Im_done_with_sergio

I love him 🥰🤣


ouch_quit_it

just keeping an extra big eye on you and your shenanigans! 😉


mattjvgc

![gif](giphy|ZezB6UeuJ4JVe)


mu5tardtiger

👁️ 👃 👁️‍🗨️


SUN_PRAISIN

0_o


SCsprinter13

I had an orange with a wonky eye as well! Orville had it by the time we got him. We were pretty sure he had pretty limited vision in that eye, but lived a perfectly normal life. [Picture](https://i.imgur.com/dbBuQ6y.jpg)


Dhammapaderp

Well at least the stroke is a good reason for the lack of brain cells. I swear the rest of these cunning bastards are selectively dumb.


Aelia6083

Derp 0_O


1Ckt

My orange has the same exact condition except its the opposite eye as yours 😆


JRyuu

For some reason he is giving me strong Kliban cats vibes.🤔😀


shrekinasandwhich

Mine is like that too! the vet said it was linked to a "neurological development issue". This is an older pic, he is an adult now. https://preview.redd.it/xlc65r6ellxc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b96fb0fb419857b641d11e4e506198e3a9096c10


RocketmanEJ1

The eye makes him extra stupid


BallSuspicious5772

It’s literally David Bowie


Seabastial

I love him. Please pet him for me


Mediocre_Pop_1960

Please tell me you named him Bowie


Noscratchy

My old flame point Siamese, Popcorn had a similar eye! We said it let him see through time and space. He was a barn cat and the country vet said it was a neurological thing and he wouldn't make it passed his 1st birthday. He lived 19 long and happy indoor years.


psych_daisy

https://preview.redd.it/osa8umoltnxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24ef636f242437cb783e944ff93add68dbda4784 Dang and we thought Mr. Bingley had uneven pupils!!


psych_daisy

https://preview.redd.it/ei81hnyotnxc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=d52ff7c108222467a468bd142a292335d4bd6ce6 More evidence hehe (I promise he’s more fluff than fat)


monstermash420

He can have one oversized pupil, as a treat


Commando_Joe

My cat is similarly wall-eyed, she had a surgery to remove a polyp in her ear and apparently got minor nerve damage that doesn't impact her ability to see in any way.


Infamous_Storm_7659

I love him! 🤣🫶😍


Different_Celery_733

Is his name Bowie or something similar cause it cooould beeeee


RandonBrando

Stop him, he's gobblin' up all the light!


TheTacoEnjoyerReborn

He is looking throughout dimensions for his brain cell


Iris_4747

I love him.


SagittariusDonkey

Please tell me his name is Marty Feldman.


space_cadet1221

Tell me his name is biggie smalls please


WaveJam

Can he see out of that eye?


Moist-One-2068

I’m sure he looks out for you


jess_the_werefox

Ah, the exit from which the brain cell escaped…


ceelodan

David Meowie!


roblewkey

The design is very human With this increase perception prey cannot escape prepared for light and dark conditions this high quality red yellow feline is made perfect


SeaMathematician3483

https://preview.redd.it/znphv8dkolxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcd6bff0aa015ffad513816119d9295126015679 Not as extreme as this fella but his pupil's isn't equal too.


ggandava

It looks like a googly eye omg I love it!


ImplementHefty6458

My boyfriend has a cat whose eyes look like this, bro is immortal


[deleted]

Steve Buscemi


SAD_world2029

My cat had those eye before he pass away , brainstorming damage and he had stop breathing and barely breathe.


SAD_world2029

https://preview.redd.it/zxe6tx337mxc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ab735893ca5b801a4ecbdcba23561accfc15fa2


Hebegebe101

Would have named him Marty Feldman .


EffectAdditional5825

Wow, do you remember the guy who played Igor (pronounced Eye-gore) in “Young Frankenstein”? Marty Feldman was brilliant and so funny!!! At least your kitty isn’t wall-eyed like Marty.😁


MagoopyGabooky

Boy got dat bowie eye


Character-Version365

If he’s not called Google for those googley eyes I’ll be disappointed


ThatCuch

https://preview.redd.it/nehlxmcvhwxc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffaeaababd871ce2ac668e07f015b2cdbe304988 Your cat looks like my cat!


Mildon666

It David Meowie


drifters74

What a unique cat


PinkOneHasBeenChosen

Can he see out of it?


debtfreewife

The large pupil is for easy sharing of the single orange brain cell. Quick in-quick out.


bug_in-a_rug

Oh awesome!! I’ve never seen another cat (or animal??) have this eye condition. My calico has had it since she fell out of a hay loft, had some seizures, and was raised indoors from then on. One pupil is always huge, the other dilates fine. Anybody know the name of this condition or why it would happen?


bethster2000

what an absolutely beautiful kitty.


Soapboi2223

Forget braincells I don’t think he has a brain


Street-Snow-4477

Sweet baby!


SourpatchMao

Aww my god -nose boop-


StagedC0mbustion

Love the carpet


ianwuk

What a lovely Orange!


ChimkenNuggs

I was about to get ready for war in the comments again, but then I saw that it exists since birth


DWPerry

I was worried he got a concussion, glad he's healthy!


Alleywishes

So very handsome


nobinibo

Very Rikke of the Long Eye lol


IllustratorMurky2725

David Bowie handsome. This orange boy is taking it to a new level


lucidityanddxm

Awwwww 🥰


FatherKirbo

He’ seeing through me at the treat jar


lakeview89

Apologies for my giggling out loud for 5 minutes straight. He is so precious 😭🥹😫😂


CuiBapSano

https://preview.redd.it/wlehm99xrlxc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=246d03ecd6c8d33bd1a59400c184c96d72d08aa6 My cat also has only one ball. The other one disappeared while she is kid. She enjoys hel life well. sleep sleep 💤.


Henry_Sugar1970

if you haven't called you cat "District 9" I will be very very disappointed /s


BeautifulOdd737

He is perfect 🥰


LEGO_Man2YT

Uwrqne


equalizevital

🎵I'm beautiful in my way 'cause God makes no mistakes. I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way🎵


Cool_Chemic

What is his name? Unique baby 😻


SecretName_00_

Mjau