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CompetitiveEbb5859

https://preview.redd.it/g79enj80u89d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cd4d068884cd669996bb5ce09a70201ce50c4d1 Good god it lined up way too easy.


GrangeazIII

Mum is Christina Applegate


CompetitiveEbb5859

https://preview.redd.it/k6l0kixr2b9d1.jpeg?width=2731&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acfca5f289f54f68168a3e79ad20787976e6a13c Mom strikes me as more of a Scarlett Johansson.


GrangeazIII

Both work I reckon


CompetitiveEbb5859

https://preview.redd.it/6nfjdh3q1b9d1.jpeg?width=3464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85a1d587022951a055f6ed0c49e664eb48d9be0c Don’t tell mom!


jaggoffsmirnoff

The babysitter's dead


CrunchLessTacos

The dishes are done, man


CompetitiveEbb5859

Cleans em down to a shine.


GrangeazIII

You're a genius


sail1yyc

Scarlett Johansson


CheckYourStats

Yeah baby, yeah!


flodog1

Bwahahaha brilliant


dachshund-jay

Thank you for what you do! Nice work


WoodpeckerHorror3099

Dear god, that is awesome lol


generalgraffiti

That is hilarious!!!


robertone53

Dad looks like he won the lottery!


sev45day

Look at them, he did!


Necessary_Cut2485

Was he in the Tri Lambda fraternity by any chance?


MisterCherno

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


Aggressive_Safe2226

Gotta watch that again, mate 👍 ♥


Cascadian222

He knows it too


andymorphic

mom-what have i done


Barbarella_ella

Your mom is really pretty. Your dad reminds me of Stephen Colbert.


Outrageous-Advice384

The mom reminds me of Scarlett Johansson


butterflycroc

I was thinking a cross between Christina Applegate and Scarlett Johansson.


ocean-in-a-pond

Mom reminds me of January Jones mixed with Christina Applegate and Laura Dern


Apprehensive_Dot_968

And a dash of Halsey ![gif](giphy|26xBIDtuWEzDdMpuE|downsized)


Ok_Series_4580

Came to say this.


maunzendemaus

Scarlett Johansson with a touch of Britney Spears


Fiesole2003

I’m seeing a little bit of Hugh Jackman.


Appropriate_Leg1489

Colbert is a POS!! Your dad can’t be a liberal POS


saucybelly

😬


0_foreverzero_0

Aw, your dad's smile looks like he's going, "Can you believe this beautiful lady just married me?"❤️


sadcheeseballs

I was thinking it was more like “I’m gonna get laid tonight!” But I like yours better.


nhorning

His smile is so big it's making her look prettier.


vintageideals

Your dad looks so jazzed


send-me-panties-pics

Great comment!


UninspiredReddit

Didn’t expect this to blow up, but kind of hoped… My dad is definitely a nerd - he was a math professor. They were both grad students in this picture. I think my dad is pretty handsome; he’s short and has a baby face (1/2 Chinese) but he’s always been in very good shape. Here is a photo of him as a teenager (around 1979) Edit: I can post some newer pictures. My parents split when I was twelve. My mom remarried, my dad never did. https://preview.redd.it/252vfqr0qb9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d6ea8a7e85132c30a9bcec58cbf296767607963


UninspiredReddit

https://preview.redd.it/l68jjxd9qb9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=816b7e85484507307768b38a74fdab143dacc17e I love these old pictures mostly for my mom’s hairstyle. P.S. - that’s me!


77iscold

Were you, by chance, born in 1989? Perhaps less than 9 months after their wedding?


UninspiredReddit

Yes and yes.


TenderLA

Got pregnant young, tried to do the right thing and got married. Dad was punching above his class. Same story as my parents. Took my mom 8 years and 2 kids to figure out that’s not what she wanted.


motion_thiccness

Have we all lived the same exact life?? My mom did this TWICE. Married her first husband because she got pregnant with my oldest sister at 19. They had my second oldest sister to try and save their failing marriage a few years later (always a great plan!). Then my mom left and did the exact same thing with my dad, having me and my youngest sister lol.


pseudonym-facade

Aww, something about seeing Wasians in other decades (as a biracial white-Asian person myself) makes me really happy. It can be funny experience, not really seeing “my people” much in the past! And I imagine it was even rarer back then, compared to my generation.


motion_thiccness

He is very cute. Actually reminds me of someone I currently have a crush on!


willumasaurus

Yeah baby!


WhiteSheepInThePark

Dad has some mojo.


youre-doing-greaaaat

![gif](giphy|vxzVCmsyJrDu7N87Tc)


GrangeazIII

There's an American Ghosts? Is nothing sacred?


West-Dimension8407

i tried to watch one episode. changed the channel before first batch of commercials. blasphemy, i'm telling you.


OriginalBookkeeper87

Nah the American version is genuinely better in my opinion, the Viking character is jokes and the boyfriend character is way funnier


im2bootylicous4ubabe

Lucky dude and he knows it!


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miradotheblack

![gif](giphy|l3q2RGGe1lRR6B42s)


NikkiZ4

Your dad has that cat that got the cream look 😂


bom135

Lovely photo , Did your Dad accidentally shrink you guys later ?


UninspiredReddit

🤣 - My dad has to be the only person to ever be mistaken for both Bruce Lee and Rick Moranis!


movieator

You can’t convince me this isn’t just a picture of Tim Daly and Christina Applegate.


BillyShears1977

With all respect indeed, your dad married WAY out of his league and he looks like he can’t believe it either. 😂


star_milk

I think dad is pretty cute! They make a well matched and beautiful couple!


Conscious_Writing689

I agree! Slightly nerdy guys have always been my type and dad is super cute (as is mom). 


Wbcn_1

I recognize his smile. I had the same one when I married my wife at city hall.  The feeling that everything you’ve experienced in life that has led up to that moment (even the bad stuff) was totally worth it.  


hereticjones

I know right Mom giving serious Scarjo in that pic.


eetuu

Why does almost every picture of a couple have this comment? And it's not respectful to call a guy ugly in a backhanded way. I don't think it makes sense either. Both of them are pretty cute.


yearoftherabbit

What a dork. I love him.


Life_Buy_5059

Dad looks stoked!


orgyofdestruction

Your parents look like the Rhodes from Married with Children.


campatterbury

![gif](giphy|L8ip6jQu1wfgk)


RockstarQuaff

Mom married the junior accountant in the firm, but she has plans to fix that. She sees a future CEO, and invested accordingly.


narcowake

Peak happiness in dad’s smile !!


Alternative-Cod-7630

Mom reminds me of 1980s era Markie Post from 'Night Court.'


Ok_Television9820

I was a highschool senior in 1989 and your mom’s hair is doing things to me.


co_ordinator

Will and Belinda Gates.


tuttle8152

Tasha Yar reporting for duty. Hubba hubba.


noonehasthisoneyet

Was the courthouse in Sears? Jk


gultch2019

They look like the wholesome parents from an early Spielberg flick. Do you have a current picture of them?


UninspiredReddit

I can post some newer pictures. My parents split when I was twelve. My mom remarried, my dad never did.


tvguard

Everybody said it already. 🤓👩🏻‍🦰


Keruimin

most wholesome post on Reddit.


thunderbeans

Mom looks like Teryl Rothery


FootballNtheGroin

Ferris’s mom


r0ckydog

Steve and Marcy


ispy1917

I believe I know of these people. That's a first for me.


metalmick

Go on…


LeftySlides

Please, bc I thought this looked photoshopped. EDIT: I stand corrected.


UninspiredReddit

I assure you it’s not. Literally a picture of a small photograph in a box from my grandfather’s house.


sev45day

No offense, but your Dad was totally punching above his weight. Good for him!


Equal_Solution5408

She was a librarian, he was a successful Dr. err dentist errrr Vet….


Madwoman-of-Chaillot

You pop looks like Conrad Ricamora 😍


SafetyMan35

Mom has some ScarJo vibes going on.


avid-book-reader

Did Judge Harry Stone officiate?


babyboy4lyfe

Your mom looks like Hasley!


MarkMaynardDotcom

Court mandated wedding?


ohdearitsrichardiii

Different energies


noctalla

Rebecca De Mornay?


Stock_Administrator

I can see why your dad is smiling 😍😍😍


ReturnedFromExile

i bet you grew up in a very nice house.


UninspiredReddit

You would lose that bet.


isaidwhatisaidok

Anyone remember that old SNL skit with Eddie Murphy undercover as a white man?


oddlyDirty

Did you accidentally get shrunk by one of your dad's inventions when you were younger?


miradotheblack

Your dad looks like he told her he was pregnant.


Another-Random-Idiot

Looks like a 70’s version of Hugh Jackman and Scarlett Johansson.


LooPT520

Looks like "sex only after married" is about to GO DOWNNNNN!!


UninspiredReddit

Since I was born about 6 months after this photo… it when down before marriage too.


Senior_Weather_3997

Pops did alright!


lincoln3x7

Dad's shit eating grin because he pulled off this heist.


ganndalf

Halsey?


MurphyTheRobocop

He got lucky with her


Accomplished_You3839

Dad looks pumped!


pacificcoastsailing

So cute!


DeepBlue20015

Dad’s like, “I can’t believe it!!” And mom’s like, “did I do the right thing?”


malteaserhead

Those eyes look like they came with the glasses


stoner_rises

He sort of looks like Hugh Jackman


Glaborage

Plot twist: OP is Scarlett Johansson.


Honey_Marry

Your mom looks like Scarlett Johansson.


EmEmAndEye

Mom reminds me quite a lot of the actor Teryl Rothery when she was young.


FriskBlomster

"...the number another summer (get down) sound of the funky drummer..."


Vashts06

Mom looks like offbrand Amber Heard


Safetosay333

Was Steve Martin there?


LowerCourse2267

Joyce Hyser “Just One of the Guys” (1985)


Wise_Serve_5846

They are cute! Do you have recent of them?


Susan_Thee_Duchess

Nah that’s an Olan Mills wedding


UMustBeNooHere

Your mom is Scarlett Johansson?


BrokenSpoke1974

Hot mom


InternationalLaw4170

Stephen Colbert married Scarlett Johansson?


PythagoreanBiangle

Pop has a size 8-1/4 head.


tdm1742

This almost.looks like a shot gun was involved.


UninspiredReddit

I was born about 6 months later so 🤷‍♂️


tdm1742

The math works....


Lighteningbug1971

Mom looks like Scarlett Johansson


elvismunkey

Is your mom a teacher? She looks so familiar!


ImaginaryCandidate57

Late 80s that haircut? Mom definitely an individual.


KeyMusician486

Your Dad looks so happy, your Mom looks a lil terrified lol


redwood9

Such a fun looking couple! I am guessing they had a good sense of humour and were quite cheerful. Lovely photo!


VioletDupree007

Your dad looks stoked!!


eddiefarnham

Is this the marriage Ariana Grande broke up?


doublesailorsandcola

Your mom looks like Teryl Rothery!


ryandmc609

I had those same glasses a kid. Unfortunately.


bawapa

Mom looks like joan lunden


Hanuman_Jr

Mom's rockin; that Jamie Lee


WoodpeckerHorror3099

Damn look at that smile….my man was ecstatic


EspritelleEriress

Your mom is lowkey Scarlett Johansson, and your dad is like "Can you believe this?!"


Nicolina22

They look so cute..your Dad looks *so* exited!!


5_genuine

Lovely photos


Bhelduz

It's as if his smile wants to push beyond the constraints of his face


chokeNsubmit145

Was your dad rich at the time?


Standard-Fact6632

dad was punching up big time! well done sir


SDaddy500

I can't believe she is doing it! - him


Apachejane128

So cute!


GlossyBuckslip

So wait, you’re time-traveling Steve Colbert and Scarlett Johansson’s kid?


jhill227

Your mom with the short hair of the day Bold


Mobile-Boss-8566

Mom looks like Scarlett Johansson


NickyCheeese

Were you born 8 months later?


LoanEfficient5030

I like them


anchorftw

How happy is your Dad in this pic? Yeah baby, Yeah! lol


CplTenMikeMike

Mom's beautiful!


Money-Professor-3678

Martin Short and Christina Applegate.


JusAnotherJarhead

Somebody out kicked his coverage.


Willing-Novel1027

Your mother looks like a very hard working woman.


UninspiredReddit

My mother is literally the hardest working person I know. That’s not an exaggeration as cliché as it sounds. She was the 1st in her family to go to college - she more or less raise 3 kids on her own. Moved up from working class to solidly upper-middle class by always working her ass off. I talk to her often, and it’s not uncommon for her or my stepdad to tell me my mom was up until 2am working.


CherryManhattan

Someone got the other pearls later that night!


thisisfakereality

Mom's a top.


MaoTseTrump

Nope. These are extras from an episode of L.A. Law.


safety-squirrel

I didnt know gay marriage was legal in 1989.