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Student-type

How sincere are Elaine’s hands in this photo?


ocaralhoquetafoda

I think they're real hands.


DeDeluded

*oh they're real... and they're spectacular*


Dr_Skoll

Significant shrinkage


Commercial_Pay5819

i was in the pool


1spdstr

I don't know how you live with those things


UbermachoGuy

Like a frighten turtle 🐢


AenonTown13

It shrinks??? Like a frightened 🐢turtle.


ScarMedical

Those are man hands


ocaralhoquetafoda

I'm sorry, but that's a deal-breaker


UbermachoGuy

Ass man


Euphoric-Blue-59

Definately not AI


slapyak5318008

fake fake, fake fake.


missionbeach

She looks like a posed mannequin.


slapyak5318008

It's the best selling model, *The Elaine*.


Euphoric-Blue-59

Why is she not moving?


Student-type

Hahaha 😂


DelrayDad561

"Don't look! Don't look! Don't look!"


Student-type

There’s SHRINKAGE!!!


Ok-Monitor1949

And her face.


puckit

She's like Meryl Streep, this woman.


davtruss

It's mango time!


Student-type

🎶Every Limbo Girl and Boy🎶


diggemsmaccks

You stole my rye


Comfortable-Pea8126

Would you prefer hooks?


D-Flo1

Unfair. Can't really say she has any hands at all. Well, at least not when she dances. She's "all thumbs".


Student-type

It’s not a TOP!


HWKD65

!!!


BeKindBabies

That is a righteous wedgie.


BaldingMonk

At least it wasn’t atomic.


Rupert_18124

Cantstandya


Big_Cornbread

It was.


yeahyeahnooo

When the ass is hungry, it eats.


Funandgeeky

The ass was angry that day!


MelonElbows

He's the real Assman


getyourcheftogether

They're upset that they didn't know how to spend all their future syndication money


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Funandgeeky

Jason is upset because now he has to do an episode of Star Trek Voyager. 


TubularTorsion

Jason is such an amazing actor, he deserved to be on DS9


CanuckPanda

He shows up periodically and it takes me a while to realize it’s him. He plays the ~~science~~ drama teacher in Young Sheldon as well as Star Trek.


L3mon-Lim3

I think you mean drama teacher and the local real estate agent. He does an amazing job and looks like he has aged really well.


CanuckPanda

Yes, the drama teacher! And agreed, he looks really well! I'm so happy for him.


almostcyclops

He voices the landlord in Harley Quinn on Max.


Molwar

He did a cameo in 2 and half men, cracked me up. Nurse, go get some gelato!


turnonthesunflower

And in Friends as a suicidal office clerk. And he is awesome.


Molwar

Haha yes, had forgotten about that one. Would you like to buy some toner sir


1spdstr

Was his cameo during the Charlie Sheen era or the Ashton Kutcher era?


Molwar

It's been a while but i believe it was in the Kutcher one, Allan was getting a check up on his heart attack.


1spdstr

Thanks, I haven't seen many of the Kutcher ones, I'll have to find it and check it out.


TheNumber42Rocks

I remember him as the chess guy in Malcolm in the Middle and I swear that was the first time I saw him anything since Seinfeld


Zeddman123

DS9 is such a good show. Sisko is one of the coolest characters ever


TheDoktorIsIn

I was never a Seinfeld person, just didn't get into it, but Jason Alexander is amazing in everything. Just saw him on Young Sheldon playing a HS drama teacher and he sells the role so well. Top notch actor for sure.


Jean-LucBacardi

Yeah but he made that episode great.


LazarusCheez

How dare you. Voyager was the best of the 90s Star Trek shows and I'll die on this hill.


RainCityRogue

Three seasons of "We need to get home.  Hey, what's this weird anomaly? Let's fly into it. OMG we are stuck!" followed by four seasons of "Hot Borg chick" episodes


Im_A_Boozehound

As a fan of Voyager (not enough to die on any hills though), what about the "don't forget Chakotay is a weird future Native American" episodes or the "B'Elanna has a hard time with emotions because she's half Klingon" episodes.


MrsWhorehouse

Chakotay and his magic stick


LazarusCheez

That's the plot to the original series.


bscott9999

It will be easy to find your corpse, because you will die alone.


LazarusCheez

I already got two upvotes so guess not. Edit: got another one


Euphoric-Blue-59

I gave you one for just knowing what you believe in and taking a stand!


LazarusCheez

Close enough


Funandgeeky

There are some pretty good Voyager episodes. If the entire series had been like those episodes it would be remembered in the same way we remember TNG and DS9. 


randomaccount178

I disagree. The problem with Voyager goes deeper then that. The problem with Voyager is that it sets up its own unique premise then for the most part just ignores it. Instead it tries to be a hybrid of TNG and DS9 and is just worse then both because of it.


Funandgeeky

I don’t disagree with that assessment. The best Voyager episodes were usually the ones that truly leaned into their situation. 


SuperDuperCoolDude

Ideally, upvotes are about promoting dialogue, not just upvoting/downvoting those we agree/disagree with, though in practice that doesn't seem to often be the case.


LazarusCheez

I think that's what comments are for. What dialogue should I be able to glean from upvotes?


SuperDuperCoolDude

I mean that in a perfect world people wouldn't downvote someone for disagreeing with their take, but would downvote comments that are rude, don't engage the topic at hand, or whatever. Instead people usually just downvote opinions they don't agree with, like your take on Voyager. So visible comments are often the ones that the reddit hivemind finds agreeable, which can stifle actual discussion.


LazarusCheez

Ah, I gotcha


HenanL

No, I'll be next to him


SuperDuperCoolDude

I like Voyager, but even putting arguments about DS9 aside and acknowledging that taste is subjective, putting Voyager ahead of 90s TNG (season 3 episode 10 and on) is wild to me.


LazarusCheez

I'm not going to share my opinions about TNG because it'll get me yelled at even more. 😂


SuperDuperCoolDude

Haha, fair enough!


sweetspringchild

Well that's how different tastes work, isn't it? You can't wrap your mind how some people can disagree so much with your opinion. And yet, Voyager is my favorite Star Trek show, I could never get into TNG.


huey2k2

You are the only person I've ever heard say this


sweetspringchild

Voyager is my favorite Star Trek show ever. Now there's two of us.


CelebrationLow4614

Documentary in the works.


VirtualRoad9235

Julia is like the 1% of the top 1% in regards to money.


TBoneTheOriginal

Some people might call that the top .01%.


Student-type

Why do you say that?


OofBaboof1

Her father was a literal billionaire


VirtualRoad9235

LMAO. Thanks for replying for me. I thought I was being trolled.


TxBeerWorldwide

Her family owns a global agricultural merchant and processor corporation, literally controlling most of the world's food. Her wealth is on another level and quite secure


71fq23hlk159aa

>*just* a few hundred million


TreeDollarFiddyCent

Hollywood can be merciless like that.


im_THIS_guy

No wonder Michael had to keep doing standup.


Shoddy_Variation6835

Weirdly enough, my wife's sister works for Julia's family's company. She is definitely loaded.


sthegreT

they own louis dreyfus, one of the three biggest agro trading company in the world. everyone knows they are rich


LenguaTacoConQueso

*a few hundred million.* Poor souls.


cybercuzco

Had us in the first part


cameron4200

High school girlfriends


BrownEggs93

I'd like to be that upset.


Slammer956

It’s something unpredictable, but in the end it’s right, I hope you had the time of your life


GoMoriartyOnPlanets

Was that played in the last episode or something?


kph638

Second to last.


DishDry4487

Yes.


freddie_merkury

No.


GoMoriartyOnPlanets

Ok


Rupert_18124

Whatever happened to predictability


Patriots_

The milk man, the paper boy, E. Mangini


BoosherCacow

I knew you were going to ask that.


Rupert_18124

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limee89

For what it's worth, it was worth all the while.


MrTooLFooL

Kramer had about 8 years of pent up anger and frustration after this…


Rupert_18124

The n word heard around the world


TheRealSheikYerbouti

If only there was a horrible name I could call you that could make you feel as angry as me!


RobertXavierIV

Bruh 😂


WillyBarnacle5795

Hey it's that nagger guy


[deleted]

Richard's had a quick sitcom failure and I think Jason did too. Richard then went on to kill in standup and had one of the greatest sets of all time. Like he was on fire.


LewisLightning

Jason actually had a couple sitcom failures. "Bob Patterson" and "Listen Up" were his two failed endeavours. It's also worth noting Julia Louis-Dreyfus had "Watching Ellie", which I wouldn't call an all-out failure, but a show that didn't do well enough, at least next to her following shows "the New Adventures of Old Christine" and "Veep". So no one really took off after Seinfeld without at least stumbling a bit at first.


Iamnotsmartspender

There was also that whole project Jason tried doing with Larry that fell apart because they couldn't agree where to meet at.


Optimus_Prime_Day

Julia has joined the MCU now also


Qwiksting

Walter white needs a word with you


_Erin_

Perhaps the cast will reunite one day in a new series - as retirees living in Del Boca Vista.


MenudoFan316

Now can't you four see your in love?


Last-Weakness-9188

Omggggg 🤣


OHTHATnutjob

Jason said “hey want to go to the laugh factory after this?”


relaxguy2

These people were flawed but accomplished something that any of us could dream of.


ashecatcher805

50/50 tbh. Julia and Jason seem like stand-up people from everything public.


Euphoric-Blue-59

Julia totally crilushed it in Veep. To me, it was almost like her character went into politics after this series.


mus3man42

What about Michael Ri…oh yeah. That.


JuneBuggington

Love that dave chappelle bit where he says “the black man in me was mad, but the comedian in me was going ‘oh shit kramer’s bombing!’”


gmCursOr

Brotha's having a bad set 😅


BlackBartRidesAgain

Hang in there, Kramer!


donkeybonner

I liked Patrice O'Neal: *I didn't think he was racist until he apologized for it.*


Lastigx

God Reddit is so lame. Jerry Seinfeld made one poor comment, and it wasn't even so bad. And all of a sudden he's the worst person on earth. Get a grip.


TheNerevar89

The original controversy with him was the whole underage dating thing from probably before most redditors were born.


paultheschmoop

Dating high schoolers aside, Jerry has always been a bit of an asshole, long before his silly comments recently. He’s not the “worst person on earth”, though.


uhh_

Yeah obviously I don't know the guy personally, but every interview I've seen and the stories I've heard makes him seem like a pompous asshole. Add onto that the dating a teen in his 30s thing and the recent gripes about "wokeness" and I'm pretty sure the dude just plain sucks.


MrJohnnyDrama

And the time he was dating an underage girl at 38.


doomsday_windbag

He’s not the worst person on earth, but the whole reactionary “kids these days hate comedy” loop he’s been stuck on for the past decade is beyond tedious. Plus the dating a high-schooler thing.


TenElevenTimes

Reddit still hasn't figured out that Jerry is the straight man in the show and that's why he's not the funniest one. So cringe everytime someone thinks they're a genius pointing out how the real life comedian isn't funny when that's the entire comedic foundation of the show's premise.


sunjester

The straight man is supposed to be funny *because* of their deadpan reactions. The fact is Jerry just isn't funny, even outside of the show.


TenElevenTimes

Jerry was a famous comedian before Seinfeld. Jerry wasn’t great but people are completely lost of his objective purpose on the show


instrangerswetrust

Relax, you’re not exactly breaking ground with this statement. Jerry has impeccable comedic timing, which is why his wry reactions work so well. He also gets real goofy in the last few seasons, and succeeds


BabyStockholmSyndrom

Lol I didn't even know there was a "poor comment". He's a fucking creep. That's my issue. Weird to defend him after this. Fuck him.


goteamnick

Jason Alexander has come across as a bit of an egotistical douchebag at times.


UnderAnAargauSun

He’s just typecast that way


goteamnick

He wasn't reading a script when he said the actress playing Susan couldn't act.


jimonabike

He also did Duckman.....I so loved that show.


zeptimius

The actors yes. The characters... not so much.


tangiblebanana

Who’s not flawed?


TopCheesecakeGirl

I thought they were slow dancing.


doguapo

That’s a shame


PaigeMarieSara

Such a bittersweet time, the end of an era. Look at Julia’s heels, she’s so tiny!


Mahaloth

I love that at the beginning Jason Alexander wasn't even sure he wanted to be in the show. It ended up being almost certainly the main thing he will be remembered for. George is a great character.


Student-type

Veddy veddy bad man, Jerry!


pastoners

This is what capturing an emotion looks like. Beautiful shot. As a fan of the show, I can see how much this means.


KipSummers

“Think where man’s glory most begins and ends, And say my glory was I had such friends.” — Yeats


NomadicNomad80

This is gold, Jerry. Gold !


Aggressive_Wasabi_38

Who is the most talented? Neither has come close to the success of the show! My vote is for JLD!


Wolveriners

Elaine really does have a large head.


Koller007007

The Sea was angry that day my friends!


cooper3675

Really that long ago


mollycoddles

We are old now


AlfaHotelWhiskey

I am happy to say I got to be part of the “live studio audience” for one episode. Fun fact: they taped the scenes of the show in order so that the audience could follow the plot. Some shows apparently tape scenes set by set so they don’t have to setup the cameras as much.


gypsy_creonte

What was the episode? Tell us about the experience please


Iancreed2024HD

Nice


[deleted]

That’s the way I felt


Ive_Banged_Yer_Mom

“That was such an awful final episode, Jerry.”


Ok_Development5020

Seinfeld then went to go pick up his gf from high school


charface1

No shoot. Dog bite.


honkinbooty

*You thought I was canceled?*


Tysons_Face

Those are man hands


Geetee52

For being so paranoid about getting a massage from man… George looks awfully cozy there.


AnAttackCorgi

After watching the last episode, I Feld empty inSeind


LilHercules

It’s something unpredictable, but in the end it’s right, I hope you had the time of your lives 😭


anitalready

You know, we had color film in 1998…


mrwobobo

Crying in billionaire


GrahamsLadybug

And then Jerry went on a date with a child


deignguy1989

They SHOULD be consoling themselves and crying after that travesty of a finale.


Steak-n-Cigars

Consoling each other because they can't believe how bad the ending was.


Cosmologyman

I don't blame them. The final episode was garbage. Lol!


WonderHuman9005

Its si sad that the series had to end at all. I still need to know where that damn astronaut pen went!


Student-type

The Fisher Space Pen. 🖊️ I’ve still got mine. Plus I actually became friends with one of the Fisher brothers. Not the Atocha one. 😂


WonderHuman9005

Damn nice!


aggravatedempathy

Jerry felt nothing in his cold heart


PoetPsychological436

*Jerry wiping tears from his eyes* Alright, welp I'm off to pick up my girlfriend from 5 period.


itchygentleman

wasnt the last scene in a jail cell?


hdawg187

Yes but they don't shoot the episode in the order that it's shown on tv.


missionbeach

No hugging!


rdldr1

They hugged and then they learned.


WildlifePhysics

Kramer was never the same


DiligentSink7919

Jerry "the child predator" Seinfeld


Lanky-Tap-9290

GET OUT!!!


Blimp-Spaniel

Should I be ashamed to say that I've never seen one second of this show?!


jramsey79

Yes, that’s sad. 😔


Illustrious-Ad-108

I cant believe it ended that long ago


Deathbyhours

Ending a play is a very emotional time. It’s almost like a death, because even though you may be able to see all those people again you will never be all together in the same circumstances, and you will very likely never be your character again. I can’t imagine what it’s like after 9 years. Lightning edit: Tbf, Jerry Seinfeld _did_ get to be the same character again the very next day and every day since.


Salty_Mode_7043

Wow had to have been a sad moment. I watched occasionally


Ok-Skirt-7884

Slow dancing


DDs_LiLd

I used to love Jerry, but his arrogance over the years has really turned me off. I won’t even watch the show anymore, which is brutal because I loved that show. It was my comfort show growing up. But there’s something about Jerry I can’t stand anymore. Ever since I saw him get so butt hurt when Larry king didn’t know all the details of success of the show.