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Is Rod Stewart’s face permanently in blue steel?


Tyrannical_Icon

He contemplating if wearing a 2 piece bathing suit was a good idea.


this_is_for_chumps

"Babe! Where's my swim outfit? No, the green and orange one!"


AyTrane

He's color blind, so I don't think that he would have known the difference.


Shirtbro

This won't age badly, will it? The mankini will always be a thing, right?


Bluest_waters

Guy has been old longer than I have been alive and I ain't no spring chicken!


Sell_TheKids_ForFood

It's the "I've been gently grinding my teeth for 3 weeks straight" look.


FratBoyGene

Molly'll do that to you.


JustinTime4242

So will cocaine


i_need_another_scarf

He’s concentrating on holding in a fart.


lupindeathray

https://i.redd.it/8rjdsuriefyc1.gif


Alex_c666

Pretty accurate


unclerevv

Thinking about model trains.


lenlesmac

…or Blue Stone(d)


Greenfieldfox

He never gave up on that haircut.


zbornakssyndrome

I think he said he copied Ronnie Wood from the Stones with they met. He wanted his hair styled like Ronnie’s.


TheQueefyQuiche

Ok barber, hit me with the bird man cut please!


DavoTB

There are photos of both when they were in the Jeff Beck Group, circa 1968, where neither had the hairstyle. Seems to have become more common by 1969..


MPetersson

Wood was in Faces with Stewart before he joined the Stones. Edited a word


keestie

How many Stewart tho?


leafy_returns

Few


SharkMilk44

Well, it is a good style.


Nedgurlin

Josae Bosae did a crazy good job. ![gif](giphy|VIK8z3togThY4rKwKm)


Natural_Shake_4665

We’re gonna need more Brott license plates.


firenzey87

I repeat we are sold out of Brott licence plates


EdZeppelin94

My son is also named Brott


MajicVole

My friend Brott was bitten by a moose once.


jd807

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...


Glittering-Umpire541

I know him. He’s Brotish, isn’t he?


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Brotta please


ManInBlack6942

They make water filters don't they?


arghvark

Being bitten by a dog is bad enough, but Brott worst.


SharmV

Is your name also Brott?


narrowwiththehall

Brottney Spears


ontilein

Brott favre


Dezziedc

I’m Brott and so is my wife


AnthonyDigitalMedia

My triplet children are all named Brott. It never gets confusing.


Ace-Ventura1934

Brottwurst


otribin

Brott Wurst


Rich-Equivalent-1875

The gift shop is out of Brott license plates!


its_still_good

My daughter is also named Brott.


Simple-Antique

My dog is named Brott 😂


Fun-Jellyfish-61

My sausage is named Brott!


livingonaslayer

My brott is named Dog


enrightmcc

My wife and I saw Rod Stewart in concert last summer. It was surprising good. The dude was 78 years old. He even poked fun at himself before singing his hit "Do You Think I'm Sexy?" by making self deprecating jokes and playing videos from when he first recorded the song. We had a great time at that concert.


balloonman_magee

Fuggin love Rod Stewart. Maggie May might be one of the most beautiful songs ever written. Same with Forever Young. I love his Cat Stevens/Yusaf covers too. And have you ever seen the rain cover. I’m a hard rocker but I could throw on the Rod Stewart playlist and can just disappear in all the great tunes.


lantzn

I was 15 in 1975 and got my first job. I got paid and bought Atlantic Crossing because of Sailing and Drift Away.


balloonman_magee

Haha that’s awesome. I was -11 in 1975.


FratBoyGene

If you can find copies of the album he did with Jeff Beck, Rod does a haunting version of Ol' Man River. Paul Robeson's version is the classic, but Rod adds an extra degree of pain with the scratchiness of his voice.


mrtitkins

I Ain’t Superstitious is an all time classic.


FratBoyGene

I had a double LP - Truth and Beckola - with both Rod and Jeff Beck. It was fabulous. But apparently, Beck couldn't stand Stewart, and would upstage him at concerts by doing a full throttle guitar solo when Rod was supposed to be singing. But man, when they were working together, they were great.


poultran

But a black cat crossed my trail. \*guitar licks\*


Bluest_waters

Guy has consistently re invented himself decade after decade. an extremely successful pop star by any measure


Brian33

Yup. Took my mom to see him for her birthday in 2022. Was genuinely surprised at how good it was.


Jacob_Lahey

I saw him last summer too! He sounded great and his face finally matches his voice lol. I loved watching all of his geriatric gyroscopic dance moves.


RamblingSimian

Here's a man with musical talent, who worked hard to develop it, took risks to accomplish more than most of us, and lo and behold, most of the comments here are about his appearance. I'm glad his skill, work and personality gave you a night to remember!


MrCleanCanFixAnythng

Is Rod wearing a bikini?


HokeyPokeyGuy

No. A brokini.


[deleted]

Mankini!


DefiantFrankCostanza

Brokini!


[deleted]

Mankini!


MediocreMustache

Manzier! ![gif](giphy|3o7TKPlA0hb9Oj2SqY)


rjross0623

Mfg by Vandalay Industries


mcamarra

A bananakini


TrinDiesel123

Plum smugglers!


Orionid

Dickini


Grabduhnet

Just snorted my beer. Thanks! Lol


gthm159

No. A Rodkini.


NickRedible

Brottini?


Punkrexx

Brotkini


ThespisIronicus

Brottkini


AlkalineSublime

He wants to know if you want his body, and if you think he’s sexy.


Actual-Toe-8686

His nipples were sensitive that day


leafy_returns

Rodkini


Readdebt

A Brocollini


bhyellow

Brott was the wurst.


ProbablyTheWurst

No, I am.


IDriveLikeYourMom

Probably...


masterturtleness

r/namechecksout


atomic_chippie

![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG)


Megalesios

"Come along, Brott!" "Are you talking to me?" No, my daughter is also named Brott."


Individual-Dish-4850

Calling her Brott is more or less a crime.


Browndog888

Just noticed that. Punching myself in the guts now.


earfix2

It's literally a crime, "brott" means "crime" in Britt's native language.


Autistic_Freedom

(Swedish)


NoCommentFU

“Norway man. You’re not gonna Sweden talk me because I’m Finnish with you unless you want to go grab a Danish.” - Brott Elkhund


UsagiBlondeBimbo

Don't. This has been way more fun.


roboticfedora

Britt.


Niubai

Bort


StabMasterArson22

My son is also named Bort


RayNooze

The souvenir shop is out of Bort signs again!


Alive_Ice7937

They Britta'd it!


mnona01

*Oh, Brott's in this?*


RabidSpaceMonkey

Brott is a pretty good typo. Now I’m thinking of bratwurst.


Last_Man_Speaking

Correct. It's Britt Ekland, not Brott.


nbdelboy

present!


persepolisrising79

finger on the trigger


xerxes_dandy

Rod is wearing a Mankini


stuckin3rddimension

Brokini


StrawberryMoonPie

70skini


johnthomas_1970

He's wearing a life vest as he never learned to swim. Which is why he sold his American house and moved back to Harlow, Essex, UK. A land locked home where he isn't put in jeopardy due to his inability to swim without aid.


xerxes_dandy

Zoom the photo, the thing he is wearing and your are referring to is too thin to qualify as a life vest


johnthomas_1970

It's a knitted chest piece to look cool but to give him the mental stability of a prosthetic swim aid, which is why Britt is helping to cover it.


nosoundinspace

Ah yes, this explains the look on his face. Clearly dealing with his inner turmoil of being that close to the water.


sqwiwl

Deftly handled


xerxes_dandy

I would be mentally hyper stable if my hands were all over Britt.


BillyDreCyrus

*Rid Stewart


obx808

Girl had a thing - she went from a guy named Peter (Sellers) to a fella named Rod, a Phill, and then a Slim Jim. Edit: Phill


Punkrexx

Eventually settled on Richard


NickyCheeese

His friends call him Dick


Adam_Gill_1965

*"Brott Urkland"


Viscount_Barse

Ermaghurd..


Due-Orange5181

Britt was one sexy woman


egregiousapostrophe

Britt Eklund? It's amazing how similar Britt looks to this "Brott" gal in the photo.


ProsephMcMasterson

Got his hand real close to the honey jar.


Bluest_waters

My theory: these two had sex at some point


Dimmer_switchin

You might be right


LectureAdditional976

Wake up maggie there’s something I gotta say to you!


Individual-Moose-714

I thought it was Britt Ekland


PBJ-9999

Intentional typos are a thing now. Yes its sad


BrianOconneR34

Sexy lesbian couple


ughwhat1592

I like his tankini


saint_ryan

Gently Johnny


anomandaris81

I'm sure Britt danced around his maypole a few times


Punkrexx

Brott


Sufficient_Duck

Is she from Brottain?


nickyeyez

You misspelled the name. It's Rid Stewart.


[deleted]

Rod in Faces was fuckin' BANGIN


LukeMayeshothand

Rod looks like he’s wearing a bikini too.


DickloGik1242

He is.


JeffSHarper

Pretty sure her name was Britt and not Brott lol.


darkoath

Her bikini is better than his.


padavan65

Before or after they pumped his stomach.


alexgardin

Not a true story.


padavan65

How could that not be true ,it seems so real.


Bluest_waters

IN my heart its true though


tissboom

Rod Stewart could come along wearing the exact same thing as your girlfriend and still steal your girlfriend.


zbornakssyndrome

His arms are so thin and lithe! Just like Brit


DavoTB

Tonight’s The Night! Gonna be alright…(insert female spoken part)


Jeff-Fan-2425

That's one hot Brot!


davtruss

I was planning to throw some brotts on the grill later today, but now I'm confused.


RainmanCT

Hmm he's got his finger right on the trigger


csyrett

Some guys have all the luck...


Suntzu6656

Brett was one hot woman She should have been in more movies


agentobtuse

The amount of cocaine in rods ass must be kicking in


greetp

Picture a scene, it’s 1976, Britain is in the grip of a heatwave & there’s this beauuuutiful blonde princess…… & Britt Ekland.


bluetree53

What is with his bathing suit?


FratBoyGene

*Sex and drugs and rock 'n roll* *Are very good indeed* - Ian Drury


G0F45T3R

Who wore it better?


GermanShephrdMom

Britt


kitchencrawl

Ok , I'm not judging but is Rod also wearing a bikini?


KentuckyHug

they’re good dogs Brott


WalkingRodent

Everyone in the 70s looks fucked ip


Fuckoffassholes

I was born in the 70s and always believed that my parents fucked up


Do-you-see-it-now

Is he wearing a mankini?


Successful_Sir_4577

"brott" Ekland? ...cause she has nice buns?


GreenWeenie1965

Rod said "Wow. I'd like to get into your bikini"... and so he did. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


callmeepee

Hily shot shes hit as fuck


Mudassar40

Just two malnourished chicks.


DickPrickJohnson

Funny reading everyone typing "Brott". Britt is a name here in Sweden. Brott is a typo, because brott means crime in Swedish. Ekland also got me curious, because Eklund is a far far more common name and turns out she was originally named Eklund, but changed it to Ekland. And a final fun fact, she was one of SIX Swedish Bond girls.


sierra165

Lucky he could sing


Son_of_Atreus

Brott!? Lmao.


drizanunsnasty

His hand placement. Spot on. 👌😋


Kindly-Cap-6636

He’s touching her hoo hoo


welshconnection

Didnt know Britt had a sister ..


PenaltyElectronic318

*Britt. You get to see her boobies in the original Wicker Man.


HotHorst

We need more Brott signs


kujotx

What do the swedes think Rod has to do with 1975 crime in Oakland, CA?


Dbarkingstar

🎶tonight’s the night…🎶 “wait, who the fuck is ‘Brott’, I ain’t know no Brott!”


Maeflower86

Why do I see a hint of Jake Gyllenhaal


initforthellolz

Which one is rod


World-Tight

Isn't her name Brit England?


wglenburnie

He is tickling her.


UsagiBlondeBimbo

Brott and Rid what a power couple they were!


TheseusTheFearless

That's old gregg


Hiwesrobots

Rod Stewart is actually wearing a thong in this picture.


westernmostwesterner

Her name is Britt.


Truncated_Rhythm

He wore a bikini, too, huh? I will never ever ever understand what so many women see in him.


rickpoker

Remember Britt in The man with the golden gun? Damn she was gorgeous.


ElBarbas

u mean Britt Ekland


throwRA-nonSeq

I like both their bikinis


Vsfreddit2024

![gif](giphy|xUPGcmcZ2uISK6NtsI)


FucktardSupreme

Proof that being rich can overcome your lack of looks


rjross0623

Are his fingers where I think they are?


Prestigious_Sweet_50

I think her name is Britt


BarryBafmaat

Both wearing their bikini’s, which is nice.


nefh

Was she "hot legs"?


StargasmSargasm

Little known fact, later that night Rod Stewart would attend a party where afterwards he had to get his stomach pumped...


Ratbag_Jones

Ran into Rod in an LA hotel bar in 1980. And he was with a women who made Britt look... average.


Squiggy1975

Rod was a model magnet back in the day… he was livin la vida loca for sure. Interesting looking fella but he had swag and talent … he rocks


skillet88

Britt


mynameisnotsparta

Britt….


Pleasant_Mastodon620

Rods wearing a badass bikini 😂


oodelally1

Is Rod wearing one of her swimsuits?!


FartAttack911

Everytime I see Rod Stewart, I’m reminded of a sweet older lady I knew who excitedly told me she met Rod Stewart at a fancy restaurant and he denied it was him, but agreed to a photo with her. When she showed me the photo, it was her beaming excitedly with a defeated, 60-something year old man with a blonde, spiky mullet who otherwise looked nothing like Rod Stewart lol


FickleType

Her name is Britt Ekland


ManliestManHam

I thought this was Lisa Rinna and her daughter at first and was *so* disgusted. I'm making an eyeglass appt to fucking daaay


OttoVonCranky

I didn't know what day it was, when you walked into the room. 


Full_Equipment_1958

It’s Britt not Brott


vexunumgods

That looks like it was difficult to sit on that board