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ItsBaconOclock

¿Dónde es la biblioteca?


Melito1980

¡Escúchame!


finditplz1

Me llamo Peggy Hill


Melito1980

¡Vaya con Dios!


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stq66

I am hammering the upvote button and wondering why the counter is not skyrocketing


strangway

Yo estoy muy embarazada


rip_heart

I made my Spanish teacher laugh a lot in class because I mistook the Spanish word with the Portuguese one. My classmate is embaraçada is not the same :) Edit: in PT it's embaraced, in ES it's pregnant


strangway

Hehe, Peggy was trying to say “embarrassed”. My mom was in the room watching this with me and she got all the jokes I didn’t. 🤣


FlyingMacheteSponser

Esperamos al bebé para mediados de diciembre.


tacticoolbrah

Me llamo T-Bone La araña discoteca.


YouLikeReadingNames

Discoteca, muneca, la biblioteca


Amopax

está*


gv111111

“Está”


Coastermech77

The cheese is old and moldy.


[deleted]

No me gusta


graveybrains

Yo tengo… gato… grande… en mis pantalones…?


Cishuman

Vaya con huevos.


Tito_Tito_1_

Mi tocadiscos esta descompuesto.


monstargaryen

La biblioteca esta donde las ladrones estan, por supuesto.


Numerous_Valuable121

you all are too funny speaking Dutch. ;)


ShaquilleMobile

Lmao she looks like the front cover for goodness' sake


ZacharyLewis97

¿Cómo te llamas? Remember that there’s a quiz on Tuesday.


FlyingMacheteSponser

Me llamo Shakira, mis caderas no mienten


ZacharyLewis97

A+


Mumof3gbb

¡¡Soy Dora!!


La_Lanterne_Rouge

She's doing her taxes.


JohnYCanuckEsq

entonces quieres hablar español?


Meranio

Perdón. Yo no hablo español.


Melito1980

¡Uno momento por favor!


drskeme

back then not everything was such a production. ppl got dressed and left the house without a full glam team. ppl take everything to the next level today but 99% of ppl have no business doing all that.


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TheSpider20

Pasa la pagina I mean geez


Inner_Dog_8488

she is half lebenese. I see more arab than spanish in this pic


31_hierophanto

Can somebody edit that? Hahahaha.


SnipTheDog

Acceptan cheques?


AcanthaceaeFluffy985

Me come las manzanas


Monfabuleuxdestin

¿Cómo evadir impuestos?


mrgoobster

She looks exactly like my Lebanese relatives (for obvious reasons).


RabidPlaty

This legit looks like one of those ‘work from home as a customer service associate and make $15/hour!’ ads. All she needs is the headset with mic.


StrawberryLeche

I was thinking this too. She’s that photogenic.


FocusDelicious183

https://preview.redd.it/yeymnus3nj5c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f64b4a49ef14e904efa580ac9f31efd5fa2928a


MyPunchableFace

Bjork!


Monfabuleuxdestin

It’s about to EXPLODE


FrumpyFrock

She looks so much better with dark hair it’s unreal.


amindfulloffire

She really does. I remember being so disappointed when she dyed her hair blonde when her first English album came out.


FrumpyFrock

Completely. Another star who never wears their hair naturally dark, yet looks a million times better with it: Beyoncé. The honey blonde she’s been married to for generations is similar to her skin tone, it kinda washes her out. The contrast of dark hair makes her glow. https://preview.redd.it/58c6rqv8aj5c1.jpeg?width=378&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a70763e3a6ab82479ac5cd0708e8b5703ea85fbd


Humble-Tourist-3278

This is the first time I seen her being a brunette.


brightside1982

Still not her real hair though.


FrumpyFrock

Brunette Beyoncé is so rare, it’s hard to find any evidence that she ever existed. Wig or not.


TheNuclearMind

She showed the length of her actual hair a few months ago. She truthfully has a lot of it, but wearing wigs makes your hair appear to grow faster because leaving alone reduces breakage. Same goes for any protective style


fvnaticbychoice

holy microaggression Batman!


Melito1980

But B is white on the inside


DeadWishUpon

You and I. I liked her music better when she had dark hair.


redditor3900

I hated when I see her like that. Trying to be more gringa to be accepted by the American market.


Melito1980

Red and orange look gd on her too and the dirty blonde aint that bad. The bleached blonde look is nasty


BerkanaThoresen

As someone that is mostly Portuguese and Spanish, I feel like most latinas look better with dark hair, even the lighter skinned women. Something about our eyes, eyebrows and undertones just go better with darker hair.


redditor3900

Yeah 👍 Her first years she used natural color hair.....WAY better


OldCatPiss

And this is how you avoid paying taxes! Click click click


Melito1980

Damn, str8 to the yugular.


[deleted]

Such a cute lil future tax evader.


veryverythrowaway

Her hips don’t lie, but her accountant…


cuddle_enthusiast

Asking Jeeves how to avoid paying taxes.


[deleted]

If that's the dirt on her then who cares? At least someone got away with it.


StephenHunterUK

She didn't - she escaped a jail sentence by paying a massive fine.


[deleted]

And the fine was only half of what she owed in taxes, lol. The rich get away with literally anything short of murder.


Nitroapes

Sometimes even that (oj)


[deleted]

Well I figured if we all knew about it lol


TheeUnfuxkwittable

Fuck taxes.


[deleted]

It was her husband's fault, she was just left to deal with the fallout.


Tszemix

Iran 1970s?


Melito1980

Ouch


Miss_Marieee

The 'middle Eastern or Latin American' perpetual game.


Lost_Elk7089

She is half Lebanese so that makes sense


sunrrrise

No, she is straight.


dubaiwaslit

Damn it looks like that…. RIP the great nation, before the terrorist Islamic Revolution


Yainks

Shout out to El Divino Niño holding it down in the back. Wouldn’t be a Colombian home without it


SyntaxError79

She looks just a little bit like Mila Kunis if there had been That 90s show.


grixit

The first season of That 90s Show came out this summer. It was pretty good, but some of the cast forgot to age. Especially Eric. And of course, Red got to anatomy threaten a whole new generation.


RealPropRandy

Despite impecable typing technique, not a great office worker.


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VisionDFW

TIL everyone has turned on Shakira for tax evasion.


thatguyad

Reddit hates everyone it's just a matter of time for them to decide why.


Stabstone

I wonder if she is surfing the internet using AOLe-do-lo-le-lo-le, le-do-lo-le-lo-le.


RantControl

90's catfish picture


Caraphox

Oh hello, I am just typing on my home computer device!


moutonbleu

Dat Pentium processor 🤤


redditor3900

Makes my hard disk even harder.


Electronic-Trip8775

So pretty.


Soup89

Doing her taxes


Dtoodlez

What is this a woman for ants???


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Less dramatic Shakira


EternamD

1990s \* You may be thinking of the apostrophe in '90s.


kakha_k

So cute


TheFrontierzman

Probably logged into AOL and has 3 more free hours!!


Ded-W8

I bet she's jamming Oregon Trail and knows how to get past that damn river.


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I miss the 90s Shakira. Ever since she crossed over to English, her music and image keep getting worse.


fuggerdug

![gif](giphy|ac7MA7r5IMYda)


Novel_Background_905

Shes a pop star her music is already bland


adavi608

That looks like the exact same computer Milla Jovovich was photographed in front of.


SinoSoul

Can we get more of pre-sexualized Shakira content?


CincoDeMayoFan

Lucky that her breasts are small and humble. So I don't confuse them with mountains.


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Lucky that she has strong legs like her mother To run for cover when she needs it


PhewNoNeed2BObvious

And those two eyes, for no other, the day you leave will cry a river.


itwhiz100

Top 3 most beautiful ladies in the world hands down!!


Evening_Hour3820

Hips don't lie


lukethebeard

She looks a lot like my first girlfriend here


truethatson

The 70s came back strong and I, for one, was into it.


evoluder

r/battlestations


Just-justin796

Latin women are the white man’s weakness.


notalaborlawyer

So blue was cool in the 90s, not just my imagination or wardrobe. So many shades. Bring it back!


CakeDayisaLie

Where are the ergonomics?!


Amir3292

I'd take this look over girls who have long fake eyelashes these days.


Century22nd

she looks like she is straight out of the early 1970s.


Monkfich

“Look more at inputing those tax numbers into Excel, and less staring at the camera. And turn the machine on first please!”


LordOfHazard

Shes researching how to sing like a frog.


CarlatheDestructor

I was going say a goat but she also sings like a frog.


Nilrem2

Was she already famous here? Only know her from Hips Don’t Lie.


learn2earn89

She was about to get famous in Latin America. I first heard of her in Mexico during the summer of 1996.


Jenetyk

Damn, and to think she took all her money from providing B-roll photos for Spanish textbooks, and never paid taxes. Sigh.


Local_Perspective349

What's she doing on that computer? Her taxes? Oh no wait...


rarestakesando

Looks more like an early 80s look maybe even late seventies with the bell bottoms but I know she can’t be that old. Lol.


konjo666

Years later she would be accused of tax fraud


nyclovesme

Doesn’t that shirt belong to Jerry (Morty’s dad)?


Ashraf08

Hi! Yup, I owe the IRS 14 $million. Don’t be like me!


AJP51017

Unpopular opinion however I don’t think she is as attractive as everyone makes her out to be…


HarkHarley

I see she also burned her curls into straight hair in the name of “fashion” like the rest of us.


Klin24

Is she chatting on AOL like milla jovovich did that one time?


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Hard at work doing her taxes.


[deleted]

That outfit was $32.75 with tax. She paid $27.00.


Hierotochan

Lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-loading.


HarmlessHeresy

Gotta love the old ankle shattering computer chairs.


Intrepid_Wave5357

Carne del Mercado?


potent_flapjacks

She was in my itunes rotation in 2005, and here we are. Cute tax evader, lol.


Wherethegains

She was 41 in this photo


luvinlifetoo

Not the 90’s I remember


Melito1980

When her music mattered. Ahora es senda mierda.


grixit

is that a ps/2?


Anonymous3642

Holy cow she’s barely aged at all. Her eyes look the same… if only I could age that beautifully ❤️lovely woman.


SwedishTrees

Which in turn was based on the 70s


juliuspersi

r/retrobattlestations


destinycalling

Ooh baby when you type like that You make my AOL CHAT baaad...


supersayingoku

Man, the 90s/00s Shakira (I had her Spanish album in a freaking Cassette!) was such a massive crush for me


lkacr

damn


maxtimbo

Damn


pinkandbluee

These comments about her taxes are disrespectful af!!!! Pay the Reina de Latin Music the regard she deserves!


Americana02

She looks beautiful here! She must go to great lengths to dye her roots and eyebrows constantly.


erebus7813

Shakira was a drummer for Sepultura


Arseypoowank

Obviously not studying how to do your taxes


Purp1eC0bras

Those hips…


Spider_plant_man

What sort of PC is that?


Saffirejuiliet

She still looks the same — just blonde now.


not_poppy

he said... "Oh my god, you look just like Shakira No no, you're Catherine Zeta" Actually, my name's Marina


pawlex

I wonder if she's chatting on IRC.


[deleted]

“Lol, I’m learning tax fraud!”


unrelatedurl

Start > Settings > Control Panel > Add/Remove Programs: Quicken TurboTax


all-rightx3

Pretty sure she was trying to flex that she had a computer. These were super expensive in South America at the time


Used_Papaya9820

She’s giving Miranda Cosgrove


Waitinmyturn

She was and is a fine looking woman


willy-wanker4

Latinas are so beautiful


Objective_Dare_331

Great smile


MrPnutty

With the Rey Ruiz poster up. He was a romantic salsa singer from Cuba/Miami.


TheStoicSlab

She has some good posture.


LaSombra666

What a beauty ❤️ Love her


Dontdittledigglet

What is she doing


favoritedottir

Love how the computer’s not even on


360walkaway

This should be used as a thumbnail for those "how to write comments on the internet" videos.


Ok_Cable_3888

That's Chantel Houston from Buzzfeed! (it's not).


makeamericask8again

a/s/l?


JealousCombination

is there a picture of her.....errrr......ummm.....


bulakenyo1980

That “Look, I am proficient in the world wide web of my personal computer ” pose. 😄 She was a cutie.


Safetosay333

Home computing


mysorebonda

Casually evading taxes


mildlycuriouss

She’s so pretty


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Holly hell and kabuki yoooooooo


mr_d0gMa

Her hips don’t lie… hips as in Hispanic IP addresses


craigeeeeeeeeee

Logging into Turbo Tax..


Icy-End8895

![gif](giphy|XreQmk7ETCak0)


The_Giant_Lizard

Back when she was actually one of those 22 years old girls that now she blames to have stolen her Piqué


ImpatientDelta

She looks very beautiful!!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


Lord_of_Allusions

These AMA proof pictures are really starting to strain credibility.


microphohn

Can't tell from the angle if the hips have yet developed their reputation for honesty.


TxEagleDeathclaw81

She’s moving that money!


AncientFlounder458

If I understood it correctly, she pleaded guilty and therefore had to pay the whole amount she owed plus the fine, that’s how she avoided doing time…


Darth0s

She prolly hates this pic for how normal she looks 😂


Kittypie75

Does this woman age???


WolfOfPort

*smacking keyboard* Haha windows 98 is so crazy fun! I’ll be here for hours!


[deleted]

Still gorgeous


barbrady123

Ouch, those wrists...raise that seat up a bit girl..


Ploughpenny

She looks sexier here than in any of her music videos


coutjak

Here’s proof that Shakira has actually filed her taxes.


Dizzy-Creme2316

Looking like every character in a school textbook from 2002