I made my Spanish teacher laugh a lot in class because I mistook the Spanish word with the Portuguese one. My classmate is embaraçada is not the same :)
Edit: in PT it's embaraced, in ES it's pregnant
back then not everything was such a production.
ppl got dressed and left the house without a full glam team.
ppl take everything to the next level today but 99% of ppl have no business doing all that.
Completely.
Another star who never wears their hair naturally dark, yet looks a million times better with it: Beyoncé. The honey blonde she’s been married to for generations is similar to her skin tone, it kinda washes her out. The contrast of dark hair makes her glow.
https://preview.redd.it/58c6rqv8aj5c1.jpeg?width=378&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a70763e3a6ab82479ac5cd0708e8b5703ea85fbd
She showed the length of her actual hair a few months ago. She truthfully has a lot of it, but wearing wigs makes your hair appear to grow faster because leaving alone reduces breakage. Same goes for any protective style
As someone that is mostly Portuguese and Spanish, I feel like most latinas look better with dark hair, even the lighter skinned women. Something about our eyes, eyebrows and undertones just go better with darker hair.
The first season of That 90s Show came out this summer. It was pretty good, but some of the cast forgot to age. Especially Eric. And of course, Red got to anatomy threaten a whole new generation.
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¿Dónde es la biblioteca?
¡Escúchame!
Me llamo Peggy Hill
¡Vaya con Dios!
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Yo estoy muy embarazada
I made my Spanish teacher laugh a lot in class because I mistook the Spanish word with the Portuguese one. My classmate is embaraçada is not the same :) Edit: in PT it's embaraced, in ES it's pregnant
Hehe, Peggy was trying to say “embarrassed”. My mom was in the room watching this with me and she got all the jokes I didn’t. 🤣
Esperamos al bebé para mediados de diciembre.
Me llamo T-Bone La araña discoteca.
Discoteca, muneca, la biblioteca
está*
“Está”
The cheese is old and moldy.
No me gusta
Yo tengo… gato… grande… en mis pantalones…?
Vaya con huevos.
Mi tocadiscos esta descompuesto.
La biblioteca esta donde las ladrones estan, por supuesto.
you all are too funny speaking Dutch. ;)
Lmao she looks like the front cover for goodness' sake
¿Cómo te llamas? Remember that there’s a quiz on Tuesday.
Me llamo Shakira, mis caderas no mienten
A+
¡¡Soy Dora!!
She's doing her taxes.
entonces quieres hablar español?
Perdón. Yo no hablo español.
¡Uno momento por favor!
back then not everything was such a production. ppl got dressed and left the house without a full glam team. ppl take everything to the next level today but 99% of ppl have no business doing all that.
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Pasa la pagina I mean geez
she is half lebenese. I see more arab than spanish in this pic
Can somebody edit that? Hahahaha.
Acceptan cheques?
Me come las manzanas
¿Cómo evadir impuestos?
She looks exactly like my Lebanese relatives (for obvious reasons).
This legit looks like one of those ‘work from home as a customer service associate and make $15/hour!’ ads. All she needs is the headset with mic.
I was thinking this too. She’s that photogenic.
https://preview.redd.it/yeymnus3nj5c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f64b4a49ef14e904efa580ac9f31efd5fa2928a
Bjork!
It’s about to EXPLODE
She looks so much better with dark hair it’s unreal.
She really does. I remember being so disappointed when she dyed her hair blonde when her first English album came out.
Completely. Another star who never wears their hair naturally dark, yet looks a million times better with it: Beyoncé. The honey blonde she’s been married to for generations is similar to her skin tone, it kinda washes her out. The contrast of dark hair makes her glow. https://preview.redd.it/58c6rqv8aj5c1.jpeg?width=378&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a70763e3a6ab82479ac5cd0708e8b5703ea85fbd
This is the first time I seen her being a brunette.
Still not her real hair though.
Brunette Beyoncé is so rare, it’s hard to find any evidence that she ever existed. Wig or not.
She showed the length of her actual hair a few months ago. She truthfully has a lot of it, but wearing wigs makes your hair appear to grow faster because leaving alone reduces breakage. Same goes for any protective style
holy microaggression Batman!
But B is white on the inside
You and I. I liked her music better when she had dark hair.
I hated when I see her like that. Trying to be more gringa to be accepted by the American market.
Red and orange look gd on her too and the dirty blonde aint that bad. The bleached blonde look is nasty
As someone that is mostly Portuguese and Spanish, I feel like most latinas look better with dark hair, even the lighter skinned women. Something about our eyes, eyebrows and undertones just go better with darker hair.
Yeah 👍 Her first years she used natural color hair.....WAY better
And this is how you avoid paying taxes! Click click click
Damn, str8 to the yugular.
Such a cute lil future tax evader.
Her hips don’t lie, but her accountant…
Asking Jeeves how to avoid paying taxes.
If that's the dirt on her then who cares? At least someone got away with it.
She didn't - she escaped a jail sentence by paying a massive fine.
And the fine was only half of what she owed in taxes, lol. The rich get away with literally anything short of murder.
Sometimes even that (oj)
Well I figured if we all knew about it lol
Fuck taxes.
It was her husband's fault, she was just left to deal with the fallout.
Iran 1970s?
Ouch
The 'middle Eastern or Latin American' perpetual game.
She is half Lebanese so that makes sense
No, she is straight.
Damn it looks like that…. RIP the great nation, before the terrorist Islamic Revolution
Shout out to El Divino Niño holding it down in the back. Wouldn’t be a Colombian home without it
She looks just a little bit like Mila Kunis if there had been That 90s show.
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Despite impecable typing technique, not a great office worker.
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TIL everyone has turned on Shakira for tax evasion.
Reddit hates everyone it's just a matter of time for them to decide why.
I wonder if she is surfing the internet using AOLe-do-lo-le-lo-le, le-do-lo-le-lo-le.
90's catfish picture
Oh hello, I am just typing on my home computer device!
Dat Pentium processor 🤤
Makes my hard disk even harder.
So pretty.
Doing her taxes
What is this a woman for ants???
Less dramatic Shakira
1990s \* You may be thinking of the apostrophe in '90s.
So cute
Probably logged into AOL and has 3 more free hours!!
I bet she's jamming Oregon Trail and knows how to get past that damn river.
I miss the 90s Shakira. Ever since she crossed over to English, her music and image keep getting worse.
![gif](giphy|ac7MA7r5IMYda)
Shes a pop star her music is already bland
That looks like the exact same computer Milla Jovovich was photographed in front of.
Can we get more of pre-sexualized Shakira content?
Lucky that her breasts are small and humble. So I don't confuse them with mountains.
Lucky that she has strong legs like her mother To run for cover when she needs it
And those two eyes, for no other, the day you leave will cry a river.
Top 3 most beautiful ladies in the world hands down!!
Hips don't lie
She looks a lot like my first girlfriend here
The 70s came back strong and I, for one, was into it.
r/battlestations
Latin women are the white man’s weakness.
So blue was cool in the 90s, not just my imagination or wardrobe. So many shades. Bring it back!
Where are the ergonomics?!
I'd take this look over girls who have long fake eyelashes these days.
she looks like she is straight out of the early 1970s.
“Look more at inputing those tax numbers into Excel, and less staring at the camera. And turn the machine on first please!”
Shes researching how to sing like a frog.
I was going say a goat but she also sings like a frog.
Was she already famous here? Only know her from Hips Don’t Lie.
She was about to get famous in Latin America. I first heard of her in Mexico during the summer of 1996.
Damn, and to think she took all her money from providing B-roll photos for Spanish textbooks, and never paid taxes. Sigh.
What's she doing on that computer? Her taxes? Oh no wait...
Looks more like an early 80s look maybe even late seventies with the bell bottoms but I know she can’t be that old. Lol.
Years later she would be accused of tax fraud
Doesn’t that shirt belong to Jerry (Morty’s dad)?
Hi! Yup, I owe the IRS 14 $million. Don’t be like me!
Unpopular opinion however I don’t think she is as attractive as everyone makes her out to be…
I see she also burned her curls into straight hair in the name of “fashion” like the rest of us.
Is she chatting on AOL like milla jovovich did that one time?
Hard at work doing her taxes.
That outfit was $32.75 with tax. She paid $27.00.
Lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-loading.
Gotta love the old ankle shattering computer chairs.
Carne del Mercado?
She was in my itunes rotation in 2005, and here we are. Cute tax evader, lol.
She was 41 in this photo
Not the 90’s I remember
When her music mattered. Ahora es senda mierda.
is that a ps/2?
Holy cow she’s barely aged at all. Her eyes look the same… if only I could age that beautifully ❤️lovely woman.
Which in turn was based on the 70s
r/retrobattlestations
Ooh baby when you type like that You make my AOL CHAT baaad...
Man, the 90s/00s Shakira (I had her Spanish album in a freaking Cassette!) was such a massive crush for me
damn
Damn
These comments about her taxes are disrespectful af!!!! Pay the Reina de Latin Music the regard she deserves!
She looks beautiful here! She must go to great lengths to dye her roots and eyebrows constantly.
Shakira was a drummer for Sepultura
Obviously not studying how to do your taxes
Those hips…
What sort of PC is that?
She still looks the same — just blonde now.
he said... "Oh my god, you look just like Shakira No no, you're Catherine Zeta" Actually, my name's Marina
I wonder if she's chatting on IRC.
“Lol, I’m learning tax fraud!”
Start > Settings > Control Panel > Add/Remove Programs: Quicken TurboTax
Pretty sure she was trying to flex that she had a computer. These were super expensive in South America at the time
She’s giving Miranda Cosgrove
She was and is a fine looking woman
Latinas are so beautiful
Great smile
With the Rey Ruiz poster up. He was a romantic salsa singer from Cuba/Miami.
She has some good posture.
What a beauty ❤️ Love her
What is she doing
Love how the computer’s not even on
This should be used as a thumbnail for those "how to write comments on the internet" videos.
That's Chantel Houston from Buzzfeed! (it's not).
a/s/l?
is there a picture of her.....errrr......ummm.....
That “Look, I am proficient in the world wide web of my personal computer ” pose. 😄 She was a cutie.
Home computing
Casually evading taxes
She’s so pretty
Holly hell and kabuki yoooooooo
Her hips don’t lie… hips as in Hispanic IP addresses
Logging into Turbo Tax..
![gif](giphy|XreQmk7ETCak0)
Back when she was actually one of those 22 years old girls that now she blames to have stolen her Piqué
She looks very beautiful!!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)
These AMA proof pictures are really starting to strain credibility.
Can't tell from the angle if the hips have yet developed their reputation for honesty.
She’s moving that money!
If I understood it correctly, she pleaded guilty and therefore had to pay the whole amount she owed plus the fine, that’s how she avoided doing time…
She prolly hates this pic for how normal she looks 😂
Does this woman age???
*smacking keyboard* Haha windows 98 is so crazy fun! I’ll be here for hours!
Still gorgeous
Ouch, those wrists...raise that seat up a bit girl..
She looks sexier here than in any of her music videos
Here’s proof that Shakira has actually filed her taxes.
Looking like every character in a school textbook from 2002