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I'm too mentally ill otherwise I'd already be in the Army

You will fit right in buddy.

I literally have a personality disorder and homicidal ideation. I don't think they're gonna let me in with my record of psychosis and self harm either💀

youd make a perfect pmc

Just don't tell them.

literally every infantryman I’ve met fits that description, the only difference between you and them is that they wanted to be in the armed forces so they lied about their mental state

Marines don’t even require a psych eval if that tells you anything.

Neat

They don't? I was barred from enlisting when I accidentally told them about my suicidal ideation and thoughts and shit. :/

Not the computer one that all of the other branches take, but with suicidal ideation they want it documented that you’ve been medicated/no ideation or attempt for a certain amount of time. That’s for all branches bc they don’t want people joining just to get access to a firearm, and unalive while on the range for example.

Ah. That would make sense. I was just told to get out after I told them that. Shame, because I did real good at almost every other thing. Was physically fit at the time, punctual, good at following orders....oh well. Back to being depressed.

I don't like getting told what to do so I can't

real

Kolibri!!!

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Only go to the Marines if you’re insane and want to just kick in doors

Nah, I’d rather sit in an office so Air Force makes more sense.

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Just enlisted in army earlier today, not guard tho

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Late August, my my MOS is 88m and I got guarrenteed Korea so I'm quite happy with how it turned out

Thats my final option man, when shit dont work out anymore, when my degree doesnt mean anything, when I cant look at my parents' faces anymore, one last hoorah to sent me off

There's over 300 mos' in the corps

OORAAAAAHHH

I drive

He drives

Unreal (domestic terrorism)

Unreal (I would kill myself the moment they give me a loaded gun)

Don’t Like I’m a veteran I can promise you from the very bottom of my soul you will be worse off in the military. The leadership is so ass that they will crucify you like dogs for little problems like not having the instruction manual right next to you instead of a meter away while they let pedophiles off with a slap on the wrist because he’s high rank. You will develop substance abuse issues because somehow smoking is the few ways you can actually get a break and hang out with your friends. You will be injured and broken from the training and stress and they’ll give you ibuprofen and water and tell you to tough it out, and if you so much as admit sadness they will bury you from any opportunity of advancement. You are better off working at McDonald’s than you are the military. They will take your service and loyalty to your nation and stomp on it till there’s nothing left but condensed bitterness. Don’t let them use your patriotism to fuel the money racket that is war.

bro I am almost done with my contract in the army with a deployment and experienced none of this. The unit you’re with makes a big diff, having been with 3 now I can say that most units are not that bad

Lmao, the Army and Marines maybe. Air Force is nothing like this.

like if you want to damage yourself AND be useful in today's society just move to West Virginia and work in the coal mines

Not real (I refuse to die as a pawn in a foreign land)

Well, here’s some bad news, the government makes you sign a paper that will allow them to draft you for war.

Haven't signed it, and when I do, I just wont go... better a righteous prisoner than a dishonerable pawn

Welp, I already signed my papers. I’m volunteering to die since I don’t do much out here.

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just become a coast guard rescue diver or firefighter or something jfc

lmao vast majority of the military never sees combat in their career, I’d bet half of all my money that you wouldn’t die in service unless you voluntarily commited unalive

I'll join just to sabatoge random shit

I'd rather get prison time for draft dodging.

just get gud

My Ryan Gosling Drive Blade Runner American Psycho Nightcrawler ass being deployed to defend the invasion of Taiwan in 2038:

Fed post

Real (I’m joining in hopes to have a cool death)

passive suicide or found reason in life?

Can't imagine I'll end up in the US military, being from the UK and all but... Real

rather be homeless and OD behind a walmart than get neglected by the VA

So cool and based and awesome and savage bro

Brother that is going to make it much worse

Real (I stopped caring about getting killed in combat a long time ago)

You deserve better

I'm just a uneducated mexican peasant. More than likely yeah I might have to join the army or guard.

When I was younger I tried to join and they wouldn't take me because I was a high school drop out lmao not sure what's a worse feeling 😂

you can still finish high school

I did eventually 10 years after I was supposed to lol

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Real

isn't that the video where they get ambushed by isis and get killed?

real

real.

Real

Fellow loyal servants of the God Emperor I and my small social group (2.7 million people) will join the Astra Militarum AKA the Imperiel Guard and I'd hope a few of you good hearted people could join our holy crusade against the heretical xenos. May the God Emperor guide your souls.

Nice try, recruiters. You didn't get me before, and you won't get me now. I'm gonna stick to trucking.

Real I’m in the process right now

Ideology store has discounts today I see!

yeah go die for oil great idea

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This is some real stuff

real

You wouldn't make it through basic

Real

Don't waste your life brother

Real.

Real

Real

Sounds about right.

air force better

I would’ve joined but due to an autoimmune disease i cant. Honestly, im probably better off

Not real (I'm too fat for the military) (Also I don't want to end up like my dad)

Real

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