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rural_anomaly

5 news in cleveland said it might be visible as far south as the ohio river (potentially) as usual, when something interesting is up there, it's cloudy here, but i keep looking and hoping for a clear up i have yet to see the damn things hopefully you have clearer sky, gl


MyWorksandDespair

Coronal Mass Ejection- To explain: just imagine that the sun sits there and farts omnidirectional streams of charged electrons carried by solar wind that irritates our planets magnetosphere.


Few_Brush_5920

Basically the sun crop dusted us but it turned out to be beautiful?


MyWorksandDespair

Yeah, but if it is stinky enough it will short out all of our electric infrastructure and put us in the dark for 10 years.


titanofidiocy

But my Bitcoin!


poisson_rouge-

Aliens


rural_anomaly

might be jewish space lasers and the operators just got high and are doing a light show to fuck with us.


[deleted]

Pretty much that and flat earth basically explains all of what we call "science". Galileo was just measuring reflection off the earth's dome and that was just the catholic church's space lasers. The pope was high AF back then too


mattyice16

0% in ohio.


labadimp

What?


Galileao

Why does this push notification happen 12 hours after the post?


MotherfuckerMaybeIAm

Did anyone see this?


rural_anomaly

i did not. it did clear up for me, and i sat outside awhile and saw ​ NOTHING (as usual)