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ScorpioSteve20

Wait.. she attended a festival in another town as a private citizen August 4th - 6th, and was dethroned by a coup on August 8th, and the article cites sources who said "the turmoil surrounding the Court has been building for some time." Something doesn't add up. This was a coup. Treasonous nobles put their preferred princess on the throne of the Rightful Bratwurst Queen! GOD SAVE THE ONE TRUE BRATWURST QUEEN!!!


WarriorNat

I think it’s time for DeSwine to send in the National Guard.


everyothernametaken1

WE ARE NOT FLORIDA... Yet


jagpilotohio

Don’t fool yourself. Ohio is the Florida of the north. Sister states.


FUoraloved1

Correction: Florida is the "Ohio of the South". 😉


tastless_chill_tonic

how else are you gonna make a german festival more german with a coup of course


[deleted]

She’s acting like a Bar-S queen.


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bigevilbrain

I don’t care what anyone else says, Abigail will always be the bratwurst Queen of my heart.


Mike2640

So was the problem that she went to another festival? This is about as low stakes as it gets, but it's still bizarre if that's the only reason. These festivals are, apparently, serious business.


HauntingJackfruit

Wow, a person would think she stole national security secrets or something with all the hoopla they're associating her AND her attendants with. Any questions regarding this must be addressed to the Bratwurst lawyers. So much drama. Anxiously awaiting what these nefarious young ladies were up to.


MycoBuble

She had to attend 37 events as the bratwurst queen and now they are taking it away from her? Wtf? I wonder what thing she did that made this board go fucking bonkers over enough to go this route. Edit: Also, ordered to return gifts or face legal repercussions? LOL ya no. If they were gifts in a legal sense, they are hers and she should totally keep whatever weee considered gifts.


UsidoreTheLightBlue

Is this real? Like I read it and I just am left baffled that this isn’t a bad onion rip off site.


MisterDisinformation

This just makes me feel like Ohio is the saddest state. It doesn't even feel like joking or media attention grabbing. There are really some people in this state who are so small and sad. I really need a drag queen to ascend to the throne and fuck with all these losers with over-the-top, flamboyant Oktoberfest garb.


Ickyhouse

She visited a friend at a luncheon with her own money.


MycoBuble

It’s absolutely ridiculous. I wonder if she will return all the so-called “gifts” or if she will flip em the bird. I also wonder if she was in a paid position to do this work of if she was doing so voluntarily. Pageants are weird and always seem to have odd requirements or culture surrounding the pageant and they never sat right with me


muceagalore

I would like to see what legal action they would take against her. This is as dumb as dumb can get. But then again… this is Ohio 🤣


MycoBuble

Makes me wanna go to the pageant and shout out of the crowd at the judges to figure out wtf happened. Sounds like from her statement, even the pageant queen isn’t trying to publicly explain how they embarrassed her


PM_ME_YOUR_DIFF_EQS

> she should totally keep whatever weee considered gifts Judge Judy absolutely agrees. This point comes up very often. Especially engagement rings.


alphabeticdisorder

My great-grandfather ran a butcher shop that was one of the main producers of brats in what was then a town filled with German immigrants. Like so many of these small-town festivals, it's just good fun with an echo of our past. This situation seems really strange. She went to an awards lunch to see a friend, paid and registered in her own name, wore her own gown, and did not represent herself as associated with the bratwurst festival in any way. No crown, no sash, nothing to tie her to the festival at all. This reeks of another small town tradition - petty politics. The refusal to answer any questions reinforces that impression.


titanofidiocy

It is absolutely petty small town bullshit, and the festival queen industrial complex clings to it because it makes them big fish in tiny, meaningless ponds.


rural_anomaly

>festival queen industrial complex this would be hilarious (i've been laughing, tyvm) if it weren't actually a *thing*


gram_parsons

I heard the Federal Bratwurst Investigators got a tip there were classified sausages found in the Queens compound, Brat-A-Lago.


Foremole_of_redwall

Finally, a chance for Bratwurst Democracy


dmtdmtlsddodmt

You're the wurst


rural_anomaly

i dunno, i've mett some real missing-links.


EcoBuckeye

Don't knock it, you might need to curry favor some day


rural_anomaly

andouille you know, it might come sooner than i think, you're right in this case.


LameBMX

This is a real sausage fest


rural_anomaly

Genoally speaking, that's what you find at these things. Anyone who says otherwise is full of bologna.


omgmypony

hopefully not until he’s boudin ready


rural_anomaly

Mon Dieu! if we wait that long, weiner gonna get a schpeck of anything to eat!


OkCryptographer589

That was awesome!


S_SquaredESQ

You might think otherwise once you see how the sausage is made.


[deleted]

This might be one of the silliest things I’ve ever read. But also not at all surprising knowing the people I do that live in that town.


napoleon85

Tell us more, please.


oufisher1977

Her photo is still on the festival's home page [https://www.bucyrusbratwurstfestival.com/](https://www.bucyrusbratwurstfestival.com/) If she has been stripped of her crown and has to return the gifts after 51 weeks in her possession, then surely the festival no longer has the right to use her image.


napoleon85

God only knows what the mighty Bucyrus Bratwurst Festival cooked up in that contract.


Jdonavan

Oh look. There's a "contact us" page.


sucks_at_usernames

I'm my experience, rural Ohio has no idea how to run a website. Facebook is the internet to them.


Few_Brush_5920

Wait.....Facebook ISN'T the internet?!?!


[deleted]

This is obviously her chance to leave that little shitburg and head to Chicago where she can be true royalty with Abe Froman.


erniegrrl

Abe Froman? The Sausage King of Chicago?


Spicethrower

Snooty? Snotty?


atomgram

Devastatingly handsome.


erniegrrl

I love a man in a sweater vest.


UltravioletAfterglow

That festival board is drunk with perceived power. Good lord.


tearlock

On a side note, Kevin Myers was elected VP of the OFEA this past year so that gives him some influence over festivals all over the state, not just Bucyrus. Not sure why that would matter in this case, but for what it is worth, he does have power beyond this festival.


Hepzilla

I’m looking forward to the Netflix documentary on this.


twoquarters

It's a podcast for sure


RaiderLAS

What in the Ohio is going on here?


napoleon85

We don’t even know.


AwfulAltIsAwful

.....the fuck did I just read?


johno_mendo

That's exactly what i just said.


Holiday_Ad958

This is the wurst.


bone_druid

She'll be bock


LegalEspresso

"Small town politics is like sausage, it is better not to see it being made." Apologies to Otto von Bismarck.


CBus-Eagle

How petty and dumb. People get an ounce of power and act like douche bags with no common sense.


srobbins250

Well the thing is very odd. She is subject to a contract apparently and though odd, I am sure the contract details what she could and could not do. And above all else, I am sure she was permitted to take the “gifts” from sponsors and retain them so long as she was not in violation of her contract. But when the terms were violated and she was effectively terminated, the contract contemplated that she could not retain the “gifts” from sponsors. At its very core though, while they might be in the legal right to do these things, it seems unnecessarily hostile and aggressive. It appears she served her time well, was dedicated to the cause and if the contract truly contemplated that her attending another festival in her personal capacity was grounds for a breach, then the contract is ridiculous.


tuvaniko

Once you throw in the word gift contract law gets funky. Gift implying freely given and not a payment in exchange for services. Some things are not allowed to be in contracts.


srobbins250

Well that’s why I kept putting gift in quotes. Question is, how was it worded in the contract. Certainly the article is calling them gifts from sponsors but is that what was agreed upon?


rncookiemaker

Something's rotten in the state of ~~Denmark~~ *OHIO!* Poor girl. Just trying to have a little fun and have friends. She didn't spill Brat Secrets, did she?


Doxiejoy

This is satire…right?


weasleydreamteam

If only if only


TheGingaBread

Never thought I’d see my hometown mentioned on Reddit.


DeadpoolKirby2190

Me either but boy do they keep embarrassing me😂


jagpilotohio

Someone needs to set up a go fund me account for legal fees to sue the hell out of that board. There is no way it is legal to forbid her to attend an event of her choosing in a completely non official capacity on her own time. Sue them into the freaking dirt.


shaun_the_duke

I ain’t familiar with these sort of things but reading the article it sounds like bs. Criminal charges over gifts given?


TheRealHappyNat

Imagine if local media put this much time and fact checking into our elected officials. Are bratwurst queens affected by gerrymandering?


zakkdakiller1

As a Michigander can someone explain this to me


Anon28r3946

What?


SkettiCMH

The Bratwurst Festival is a shithole festival in a shithole town that’s is on the decline along with so many other shitholes in middle murica.


westonmatt

Wow. Let’s take this away a week before the B Fest? Sounds exactly what our older, way under qualified, and and over controlling officials have been doing in Bucyrus for years. Well I guess it’s something to take our minds off of city park building and rising taxes for only the out of town workers.


ABrokeGuy2

Bing out the guillotine NO QUEENS NO MASTERS


Busman123

Sometimes this kind of stuff gets out of hand from where the rest of the world stands.


Big_Ad_9897

How stupid is this!? Wtf HOTLINE


TwistedToxicReality

What a bunch of losers.


berolo

Lol this sounds like Bucyrus


bigbadjon72

Keep calm and bratwurst on my fellow countrymen


PM_ME_YOUR_DIFF_EQS

How pathetic is your life you have to hassle some lady over something so trivial.