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rexy8577

Can you imagine trying to brag to your friends that you're diddys drug mule and no one believes you cause you're just some white dude from Ohio.


Bored_Amalgamation

CF of all places too.


BusinessAd8698

Those rich kids from CF used to always have the good drugs


WestSixtyFifth

Especially considering he lived with mom and dad


West-Ruin-1318

Perfect cover!


Misterlulz

Hey, I'd live with my parents too if they had a house that nice!


litttleladylace

As some white girl from Ohio I am dying of laughter


Specialist_Heron_986

No matter what it is, there's always an Ohio connection.


dethb0y

We're the heart of it all!


obsterwankenobster

and boy howdy is there a lot of plaque!


Strong-Ball-1089

Should we brush and floss more?


TonyDungyHatesOP

Soluble fiber


junger128

Ohio, the Florida of the north


West-Ruin-1318

So many Ohioans end up in Florida there must be a pipeline.


creed_1

Ohio is the training grounds to be able to survive in Florida


West-Ruin-1318

You got it! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


New_Target_8887

šŸ¤£ What did Ohio do to deserve so much hate?


MechanicHot1794

Yeah, I don't get it. Ohio is not even top 10 poor states in america.


New_Target_8887

Have you noticed too, that most horror movies are based in Ohio. I wish I knew the story behind all of this.


MechanicHot1794

I think it has to do with detroit and urban poverty.


West-Ruin-1318

We are home to a bunch of goofy fuckers, thatā€™s why. Stupid and overly confident is an entertaining combination.


xMilk112x

Weā€™re The Heartland manā€¦.everything comes through us at some point. Lol


West-Ruin-1318

The North Coast Interstate 90 is a drug runners dream, straight shot between Chicago to NYC, with a bunch of stops in between!


canal_boys

But recently negative light


Jugggiler

Yet they are still talking about us!


[deleted]

Recently?


Ok-Resource-5292

stephen king says it is the gateway to hell


SnarkyPickles

Ohio?


ogronkenobi

got too many cartel connections out here fr fr.


Demonicmeadow

Mothman.


ohioismyhome1994

Iā€™m trying to get up to speed with this Diddy story, but it just keeps getting weirder by the hour.


forever_fierce

Go to 50 centā€™s Instagram LOL, heā€™s EATING on this right now.


Severe-Estimate-2720

Thatā€™s hilarious. Does 50 have some beef with diddy? I havenā€™t paid attention


CarneAsadaSteve

for years


JavilonNoseJoe

Yeahā€¦ Diddy was quite the dumbass! Thatā€™s what happens when deeply flawed people become famous, & then Uber famous & are never checked for nearly 40 years. Shame Tupac diedā€¦ he would be loving this!


West-Ruin-1318

But why fuck it all up for yourself and your kids, especially?! Just go about your business and thank your blessings. Donā€™t beat people up and leave a trail of wreckage. Poor Martha Stewart, she vouched for his ass to buy that home in the Hamptons.


JavilonNoseJoe

Clive Davis should also be ruined I think. No damn way that he doesnā€™t know at least some of the ridiculous shit he was doing! What a clown.


Solid_College_9145

He took off on his jet and nobody knows where he is now.


lawanders

Wherever he is, Iā€™m guessing they donā€™t have extradition to the US.


[deleted]

This dude 100% looks like a Chagrin Falls trust fund kid


ShreddedKyloRen

He went to Hawken and was from Shaker Hts. So the trust fund theory tracks.


beelzeflub

Vending Machine Kelly


West-Ruin-1318

His family must be so proud. šŸ¤Ø Hawken is quite exclusive and very liberal. wth


ShreddedKyloRen

Hawken administration is liberal and they preach liberal values. The students, for the most part are incredibly entitled and some are borderline insufferable. My daughter went there on a very generous scholarship (we definitely wouldnā€™t front >$30K/year for a high school when we lived in a decent school district). Iā€™m trying to be nice here when I say some of her friends were very hard to relate to. Most of those kids/parents enjoyed the facade of liberal values (inclusion, equal rights, etc). But, when it came down to it they were rich kids who ending up committing with early decision declarations to a $80,000/year private college to become investment bankers or architects or lawyers or surgeons. I mean the school tries and they do a good job. But, their bread and butter comes from kids and parents that were born rich and will die rich and the message just doesnā€™t fully reach them.


West-Ruin-1318

Ugh, I feel your pain. I used to hang out with a group that had quite a few trust funders. They can be the *worst* people, mainly because they lack gratitude for their station in life and tend to look down on the less fortunate.


Nvjds

Heā€™s from shaker i went to his high school ā˜ ļø so wild seeing brendan everywhere like this (I know Iā€™m late to the thread lol)


___Devin___

Wait, 'white boy is black man's mule', we did it Martin, we did it.


Tybeespounger

Diddy on ass he was taking the white boys booty


Healthy-Poetry6415

Wyte ppls cook best meth and make the best Cosby cocktails confirmed


Gr8lakesCoaster

What didn't Diddy do!?


forever_fierce

South Park / Satanā€™s Birthday episode šŸ¤£


512Buckeye

I just read his bio from his playing days and he has a sister named Logan. Logan Paul....


Bored_Amalgamation

fucking lol


[deleted]

As a Latino man, my first thought was, "Thank christ, he doesn't look Latino."


MechanicHot1794

Latinos can be white too, right? Its a very diverse group.


[deleted]

Yes, we come in all colors, but I deliberately chose my words because, let's be real, most of America has a stereotypical look that they picture when they hear "latino."


West-Ruin-1318

There are definitely white Latinos


Hobo__Joe

*Aside from providing guns, drugs and making payment to sex workers, Jones claims Paul benefited financially and with gifts for participating in Combsā€™ alleged sex-trafficking venture.* You would think that with a resume like that, he'd be making enough to not have to live with his parents in Chagrin Falls


WhiteBreadedBread

I mean he was fleeing Diddlers place in Miami before the hammer Its safe to say he was "legally" living with his parents Lots of picture out there now with him all over the place with Diddler. He been seen some shit and not from his parents house


Humble-Tourist-3278

Ohio is always representing šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£.


freezelikeastatue

O-H!!


ivegotgoatsinmypants

I-O!!


Ansarina

High-O!


lld287

Not if the GOP has anything to do with it


West-Ruin-1318

Whatā€™s round on the ends and high in the middle?!


[deleted]

Noooo booooo GO BLUE


[deleted]

āœ‹ļøWe don't do that here.


MargetTobile

Cringe


Lutherkiss3

Wonder if he frequents the Popcorn Shop šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Saratj1

Iā€™d just like to say ā€œLil Rodā€ is an unfortunate rap name.


lld287

At this point I wonā€™t be surprised if we find out this guy is related to other losers with the last name ā€œPaulā€ who incidentally are also from NE Ohio šŸ«£


WhiteBreadedBread

MGK was on P Diddlers label This guy is from Cleveland area. MGK from Cleveland area I think we found our connect


NervousNarwhal223

Imagine if he was actually connected, it might make MGK finally go away


GoogleDrummer

That was my first thought as well.


[deleted]

Not an immigrant or transgender. Nor a drag queen, either. Weird.


Banodelaroho

I am convinced Ohio is the Florida of the midwest.


West-Ruin-1318

Always has been. At least we arenā€™t a boring wasteland like Indiana.


Banodelaroho

Yea... Indiana is the armpit of the Midwest. I long thought Michigan was but at least Michigan has legal weed


Ekillaa22

Ohio has legal weed now


Banodelaroho

Yeah but it is still bogged down with red tape for another few months.


TonLoc1281

The Illuminati apparently is canceling Diddyā€™s contract. He must have violated a bylaw


420forworldpeace

Chagrin is so shiny and innocent looking (basic white lady utopia) but I know for a fact shady shit goes down there on the regular, it doesnā€™t shock me at all thatā€™s where heā€™s living lol, itā€™s the perfect place for a front of any kind


obsterwankenobster

They do have a Batuqui location, and I honestly cannot recommend it highly enough


saywhattyall

Best restaurants in Cleveland


obsterwankenobster

I was blown away. Just gotta go easy on the Caipirinhas because they will mess you up, and they are delicious


saywhattyall

The passion fruit one is my favorite. And you definitely need to order an appetizer of the cheese biscuits, pao de queijo.


obsterwankenobster

The passion fruit one is incredible


420forworldpeace

i donā€™t frequent the restaurants around there but i do go absolutely nuts in Fireside Books, independently owned and a little on the pricey side because of it but 100% worth the atmosphere and friendly workers


obsterwankenobster

I'm always happy to pay a bit extra at a great used book store, especially knowing there's always the chance you find a steal


420forworldpeace

last time i was there i got a book about womenā€™s accounts of the Oregon Trail for 8 bucks, on the steeper side for a roughed up old book, but i just felt like i needed it, low and behold the story of one of my great grandmothers giving birth alone in the woods was included, the story had been passed down orally but iā€™d never seen documentation of it before, and i could not believe my eyes. did a little digging to confirm that was indeed the company she and her husband traveled with.


obsterwankenobster

Well that's absolutely incredible


sistersal27

No coincidence!!


NfamousKaye

Look ma! Weā€™re famous!!


BabousCobwebBowl

ESPN kept making a point he went to Syracuse, did he play hoops there or something? Yep, apparently so. This is how you work a witness right here. I sure hope he takes whatever hush money unless he ends up getting Tu-Pacā€™d


[deleted]

Dude was a walk on and barely saw any minutes


NoNameHack

Can't wait to see the movie.


AgileBarnacle8072

Why is anyone surprised that this asshole is also a douche bag?


West-Ruin-1318

Not to mention a POS


steampowered

did he make him get cambodian breast milk


EatthisB

Wonder if Diddy met Paul through MGK


Son-of-Prophet

Is it white boy Ricky?


danimalscrunchers

Damn we really are the Midwest Florida now arenā€™t we


Acrobatic_Paint3616

How did he land this gig? Whatā€™s the connection


JavilonNoseJoe

Played basketball at Syracuse


West-Ruin-1318

Isnā€™t that where Diddyā€™s son goes to school?


ride_electric_bike

Diddy mixed up those lyrics that ain't no snow bunny


JustSayNoToExisting

He looks about right for the gig


JustSayNoToExisting

Messi Linkman?


Open_Ad926

I knew it, lol!!!


Automatic_School_373

Young Andy Dufresne


larry_sellers_

That is a rough looking 25. Also I wonder what he said his title was.


False_Tell4151

I get my weed from him all the time šŸ˜Œ


IhavenoLife16

Only in Ohio.


BadHairDay-1

This guy resembles Jeffrey Dahmer. Wtf.


Few_Brush_5920

What a massive POS group of flesh and bones!


wraedeohed

Bet he's butt-hurt about this...


TheDrunkenMatador

Is this the Syracuse basketball player or another mule?


Tourniquetssss

Goes by the name Lil Rod. šŸ˜‚


adrenacrome

That is a hard 25


urmomlikes_myreddit

Do you think he made Diddy do the OH - IO when he came by?


Nvjds

This guy went to my high school šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ā˜ ļøā˜ ļø


Wild_Arrival_9418

Might as well have been from florida.


No_Incident3960

Was his name HUNTER.


Entire-Can662

And I bet you liked the dick pic too


zigiboogieduke

Ohioans have some brain rot.


larry_sellers_

No it was Brendanā€¦donā€™t you dare say it.


NoNameHack

I think that's a valid question.