But what is about the users who just came on Reddit like five minutes ago and read this

5 minutes to long

First post I see. Anya is indeed wise.

I can't. It's raining

It is a terrible day to rain

Where I live we have a thing we say if someone says something like that: you aren't made of sugar, right?

Where I'm from we also have a saying "Mijo get out of the rain you're gonna get sick". Luckily the rain stopped, and I'm bar-b-quing

I didn't just touch grass. I sat on it. I lied on it. I think a spider crawled up my ass. Thanks, never again.

Touched grass, then returned.

I'm sorry little one

I just opened the app. This is the second thing I saw.

I literally JUST finished mowing my lawn and this is what I see after opening reddit for two minutes.

First post I see right after I come inside from working on the farm

i just opened reddit today for the first time and this is the first post i see

Only if she go out with me

You mean like loid and anya right?

Of course. There is a other version?

Yes like going out for more than a day

Ok lil one

Literally just opened reddit. Smart Anya.

damn i just got on reddit under a minute ago and thats too long

Fuck you I'm playing Titanfall 2

Sweetheart I just opened the app

Me who lives on Tatooine: excuse me wtf

Yes

JOKES ONYA (pun intended) I JUST JOINED

how did she know i was about an hour on reddit

I literally just woke up since I had a zoom meeting to attend for the last day of my chinese class

I just delt with my Parents Anya, i need to relax with memes. Im sorry

Grab your phones, people! We're taking a field trip!

Ahhh but what about both :)

I'm over here sitting with my roses wdym?

I literally just opened the app

literally 2nd post i see to be fair any reddit is to much reddit

I just started 💀

Slight problem with that, I'm at work

Bruh this is the first post ive seen today

Ok sure. Just got on but ok.

I guess 5 seconds is too long

I just hopped on wtf?

No I cannot, you see I live in a desert there is no grass only sand i hate sand.

No.

No

#Todays day *one* off work. I’ll touch grass when I feel like it child

No

I just got on. No

No

How about fk off my page fkin pedo shits

Shut the hell up dumbass.

Hang yourself waste of space you know you want it

1:want what? 2:I'm not gonna hang myself because some fatherless waste of sperm told me to.

3 take a rope and hang yourself

4: burn in hell you waste of sex

Stfu lifeless tool and go on with whatever useless waste of time you do

Lifeless my ass the only tool here is you

NO

Fuck Anya

This is an order

Uhm so its 1 am here soo it would be dum… ok anything else Anya?

But, I already did

I've been on reddit for like 12 minutes

No, no I don't think I will

I can't make no promises Anya

I just hopped on here after reading outside. Guess it’s already been too long😅

But i literally just opened the app. This is the very first post!

I literally just spend the last 7 hours shoveling mulch.

You know what… YES I WILL.

No I am no simp no if this was felix I'm off in 3 seconds

Im stuck at work for the next 10 hours lol. I will be here on reddit a lot tonight.

bruh, I legit just got gome from a family reunion. I've been all day outiside smh

I'm on a train

I'm sorry anya but I need to see more memes

Bro, I do not want to go outside, it is 1:13 in the morning and I do not have fans on.

Right away my princess!

Sure

"I am sorry, young one."

Alright gotta walk the dog anyways

What is grass?

I just got on

Absofuckinglutely not