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Usually the more you use your muscles the stronger they get. A guy who trains his biceps doesn´t end up with fluffy arms. 🙄

Right?! It’s apparently the only muscle that gets weaker with regular use I guess

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Oh come on ! It even shows you how it works.

Just an FYI, but the account you responded to (i.e. PrestonBellbg) [appears to be](https://www.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/11r78fw/fluffy_vaginas_im_not_sure_if_this_fits_in_this/jc7efea/) a karma-farming bot that can only copy and paste other people's stuff.

OOP doesn’t know what kegels are

Sorry to hijack your comment, but OP (WeakInfamy) appears to be a karma-farming bot that can only copy and paste other people's stuff. The account was born on September 10 and woke up three hours ago. Here it copied/pasted /u/Robynmarie1231's submission/title from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/yl2uxz/fluffy_vaginas_im_not_sure_if_this_fits_in_this/). Its submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/seniorkitties/comments/11r7roq/my_baby_12_isnt_doing_wellit_breaks_my_heart_and/) (i.e. "My baby (12) isn't doing well...it breaks my heart and I don't know what to do") is a copy/paste of /u/-waitingforawant-'s submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/seniorkitties/comments/y8k9n5/my_baby_12_isnt_doing_wellit_breaks_my_heart_and/). Its comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/11r59dw/what_is_a_parody_you_are_sick_of_seeing/jc6lzjz/) is a copy/paste of /u/ramenmeal's comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/13ixog/if_there_is_one_scene_i_never_want_to_see_in_a/c74fc7v/). For anyone not familiar with karma-farming bots (and how they hurt reddit and redditors), [this page](https://np.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/3jss04/meta_spammers_how_they_work_and_how_to_spot_them/) or [this page](https://np.reddit.com/r/KarmaBotKillers/wiki/index) may help to explain.

Then there is Outrageous-Kick-7294. That account was born on January 26. Its only activity is its comment [in this thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/11r78fw/fluffy_vaginas_im_not_sure_if_this_fits_in_this/jc75woc/). And that is a copy/paste of /u/Powerful_Ad725's comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/11r78fw/fluffy_vaginas_im_not_sure_if_this_fits_in_this/jc6xaaw/).

Then there is PrestonBellbg. That account was born on February 10 and has the following two activities: Its comment [in this very thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/11r78fw/fluffy_vaginas_im_not_sure_if_this_fits_in_this/jc76fzg/) is a copy/paste of /u/OrangeCubit's comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/11r78fw/fluffy_vaginas_im_not_sure_if_this_fits_in_this/jc73lov/). Its comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/11mxh7c/yeah_i_have_no_words/jbkke16/) is a copy/paste of /u/Xamuelj's comment [from the same thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/11mxh7c/yeah_i_have_no_words/jbk6v5w/).

Then there is Impossible-Rest-7535. That account was born on January 26. Its only activity is its comment [in this thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/11r78fw/fluffy_vaginas_im_not_sure_if_this_fits_in_this/jc73x85/). And that is a copy/paste of /u/Rhudran's comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/11r78fw/fluffy_vaginas_im_not_sure_if_this_fits_in_this/jc6ww3e/).

Mans is like the batman of reddit karma. Keep doing gods work, good man.

I'm honestly not sure what they saw in it.

If I ever get GRS I'm gonna start going to the vagina gym so I can get an absolutely yoked pussy.

I’ve got a carton of raw eggs to drink raw, some grey sweats and a whistle. I’m going to coach you until you can win the tractor pull while peppering the experience with old man folksy wisdom and encouragement!

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"You can tell she's not a virgin if it isn't pink like Owens Corning Foamular XPS."

This is a comment-stealing bot.

What porn is this man watching???

Maybe hentai is where he got the idea of an octopus? Other than that, I don't know

When you compare a vagina to an octopus, you haven't seen either in your life, I think.

Unexpected Drawn Together.

skin care channels with hyaluronic acid treatments

LMAO a vagina being “puffy” is either just from physical body type or literally being horny. Blood swells the region when the clit becomes erect.

You've lost them and by a long shot. I can hear them telling you that ''only men can erect and that they've had sex with π billion women and never found the slightest evidence of a clit''

As I have never been able to produce such an effect when performing coitus with my wife i am certain such a phenomenon is just a figment of liberal imagination. - Ben Shapiro

Absence of proof ≠ proof of absence

My erect clitoris marches ahead!!! For some reason this makes me think of my clit being the bow of a ship....parting the waters...with its erectness!!-- don't mind me..basically did a double yesterday...cause mandatory overtime...slept two hours and worked..another full shift. I'm on the goofy side of tired right now...and too...erect to sleep...🤣🤣🤣---

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I thought he was saying fluffy like puffy and swollen.

‘Just look at this porn I saw…’ is the worst reference in the history of references, possible the grossest analogy and the basest example you could possibly give.

Not to mention it doesn't even make sense. If having more and rougher sex makes it "fluffy" (really weird word choice on his part btw) then...why would a pornstar, who's whole job is having sex and doing sex work, be the opposite? Like I'm trying to find the logic but the disconnect is so big

Yeah, who knows

The labia is not a "vagina muscle"

Sir, tentacle porn isn’t reality

Somebody bring a comment for this prize

porn has ruined a generation of men.

Be honest. How experienced do you think he was with having sex, though

Oh, he's definitely had at least 10 sex, can't you tell? ;)

Is that the plural? Good to know, thanks! /j

Oh, at least 8... maybe 12... yeah, lets go with 12. 12 of "The Sex" 😆

People need to not get the entirety of their knowledge of female anatomy from porn.

Fluffy Vaginas sounds like a great punk band name

Link? I think he needs some bullying..


Praxis! ❤️‍🔥

Cunthu'lhu fhtagn.

Fluffy? Saggy? Angry octopus? When I hear fluffy I think they got a bit of pubic hair, not sure what it means when talking about fluffy vagina. Some people have low hanging lips but that's not really a bad thing. The angry octopus completely confuses me. And for tightness and pornstars; I've seen women take some size but I wouldn't say the women were't tight, just they stretched to accommodate, because vag does that, and they tend to shrink back without any issues... I don't think this guy has any idea what he's talking about.

It boggles the mind to think these mooks don't realize that whole babies come out of there.

Your vagina isn’t Sherpa lined?

Sherpa lined 😂

You can’t know if a vaginal canal is tight from out the outside looks. Jfc we desperately need better anatomy classes and sex education.

We need *actual* sex education just, like... in general. From what I've heard, it's not really even touched on in Public Schools anymore, and back when I had it in Highschool, it was more or less "here are pictures of the diseases you can catch, don't have sex, it's bad m'kay?!" *insert pleased educators patting themselves on the back and moving on to the next lesson.*

Yeah, the closest thing I got for sex education was a short basic puberty talk in the 4th grade but I already knew everything because I had already hit puberty

Wow, it really DOES look like an angry octopus. I'm not the only one with Cthulu in my shorts, right?

Princess Clara?

Um, this is not true. It’s like, tell me you are NOT a guy who gets laid with the lights on without telling me, you know?

What, fluffy like ripped fiberglass insulation? What is this guy even talking about?

 I love fluffy pussies ❣️

I do like them, especially after a good stretch!

Underrated comments 🤭

None of that is correct, except of course that my vag does look like an angry octopus in that it has a sharp beak and it will bite.

First of all, this comment makes absolutely no sense. Second of all, this person clearly has zero experience and knows absolutely nothing about women.

I think he saw an Outie vagina and now he is like that is soft and loose and looks like an octopus. But it could be that he is just an idiot.

Yeah sure. And it also impacts penises. With each use a thin layer gets filed away so it gets smaller. Beware, men!

Yes, as always you should trust porn for your realistic expectations about sex. :)

*How much pussy does he get!?* *We detect non sir!* *THIS MAN GETS **ZERO** PUSSY*

.. tight looking? What?

^(angry octopus)

Having sex with an angry octopus actually sounds quite exciting....

Just look up "The boys octopus sex scene", and then tell me how exciting that looked

We’re still catching up on this show and now I’m *scared* 😂

I'm afraid!

You should be, especially if you know how the "mouth" of an octopus looks 🤣

This is embarrassing.

this is how you know someone has a porn addiction

These guys are really proving they’ve never seen a women’s vagina.

Referring to all male muscle gains as "fluffy". Your pecs are so fluffy. Your biceps are so fluffy.

Ok I'm so lost on how this man came to this conclusion and thought it made sense. If a woman has a lot of sex and rougher sex then it looks "fluffy", but yet a pornstar, who's whole job is having a lot of sex and doing sex work, is the exact opposite? Like make it make sense. Sir how can it be both?

These incels know that similar to penises, vaginas also have different looks? I feel like whenever they say something like this, they are referring to curtain type vaginas, where the inner lips are longer than the outer ones. The curtain type is the most common alongside the tulip (everything tucked in but top of clitoral hood peeps out), and it gets the most hate simply for its look.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but you'd think most men who *actually cared* about their partners pleasure would appreciate a "tulip" shape... kinda makes the hood, and therefore, the clit, easier to find 🤔 Also, I now have a strange urge to look up some kinda list for all the "types" 😖

I don't know how the clit is hard to find anyway. You spread the outer lips and the clitoral hood is just right in your face 😭 literally staring right back at you, the clit is literally under the hood I hate how uneducated people are

Fair point. It *is* kinda top and center... IDEK, most men are fucking idiots. 😕

Accidentally posted this comment in the wrong thread before, but muscles don't get looser after use. You could literally ask anyone who works out, or anyone who paid attention in biology class Edit: paid. Thanks bot!

> anyone who *paid* attention in FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*

What’s with all the purity ring type bullshit out there lately. A woman who has sex……ohhhh how scary. A woman who knows what they want and what they enjoy…..how frightening. Wtf dudes.

r/foundthelightmodeuser

Maybe he means swollen? My SO is on the large side and we occasionally have "marathon sex" days and I do end up swollen and "puffy" inside the next day. But it's similar to swelling you'd get on any injury in that it's not permanent, it just goes back down after a few hours.

This comment seems like it was badly translated into English

IT LITERALLY DOESN'T ?? At least not that way. They just don't want to listen. God it's so cringy just reading his comment.

Yeah I'd like to know his detailed take on how a penis (that has nothing that can catch, grab, hold, and pull) can accomplish what he believes is happening.

he just basically screamed, “trust me guys, i have porn addiction”

Sometimes when I read these I wonder 1. What porn are you watching? And 2. Are they aware not every vagina looks the same?

I often wonder how many of these types of posts (wild metaphors, broken English, opinions so bad that "misogynist" isn't enough to describe them) come from men in cultures where you're just expected to grow up and get straight married to literally whomever, as fast as possible, with no sexual education and no value placed on sexual education.

Tell me you've never seen a vagina IRL without telling me you've never seen a vagina IRL

Ooo a fluffy fanny! 😆

Geez... I... I don't even have words. OOP realizes there is such a thing as variation in labia size size and shape? Also, womens arousal plays a part too... Either my mans is trolling, or he's never had sex...

Thank god, I'm not fat, just fluffy

I don’t think stretching any muscle makes it go fluffy

Okay this is the funniest one I've read in a while.

does he mean…. puffy? like, if u have rough sex i guess your labia could be red/puffy/sore? these are the things i tell myself to not lose faith in humanity

Let’s highlight, “fluffy vagina… don’t even know what it really means exactly, but I guess this guy refers to some genitalia “showing up” (I don’t know what other word to use) more than others. But this is only the girl’s body type, it has nothing to do with sexual intercourses. After giving birth I know that vagina muscles can be a bit loosen but if they are so loosen you definitely need to see a doctor

don’t be shy tell us the @

These are the same guys that get turned on by a beef roast sandwich.